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2022

27

Jan

Jordyn Jones Hot Tub of the Day

This just in…Jordyn Jones…the child reality show dancer who was likely sold to the industry by her broke trashy family in Kalamazoo…has NOT got into hardcore porno yet….but I see it brewing like a drunk fat lady at the resort in the hot tub, only in this case the drunk fat lady is the hot bodied reality child star who was sold to the industry, who now sells bikini and lingerie pics to the perverts and who we anxiously await selling penetration sex tape videos because I want to see if they are LIPS THAT GRIP….or at least put that twerking to good use if it’s not getting paid other ways….



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2022

27

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Thongs are so inefficient…and that’s a good thing for the asshole lovers out there, which I’ll assume is everyone because they are WOKE and appreciate that the ASSHOLE is genderless…you know asshole lovers for political reasons…and not for straight up anal loving which I’ll assume ALL girls partake in…which is wild to someone who remembers dudes begging for anal and I’d laugh knowing how desperate they were to get shit on their dicks because it was TABOO or not standard fare….it was almost like a group of jocks in the locker room after a big win, it’s not queer, it’s hazing…only now the ASSHOLE is the new pussy…and here are some THONGS performing terrible…failing all product testing….in a good way.

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2022

27

Jan

Elsie Hewitt Bodysuit of the Day

Every once in a while, it is important to check in with instagram models who got low level attention from being a low level attention seeker who ran to LA to be the ultimate in sugar babies…or instagram models…the two are interchangeable…because if you’re in the right circles it is only a matter of time before a celebrity or an important person tries to fuck you and when you don’t get what you want from that person, you can play crazy girl shit, throw them under the bus an accuse them of being a woman beater, to spin it….for attnetion…to play victim…because everyone is a victim and to possibly cash the fuck in….

I am not saying that is what Elise Hewitt did, maybe her affair with Ryan Phillippe was of love and not a stepping stone or opportunity seeker who uses the vagina to make her dreams come true…BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS PRECISELY what she does…and luckily no one gave a shit, she didn’t go famous, if anything she just looks like an asshole who got into the right bed and pull asshole moves…

I don’t endorse women beaters, I don’t think women should be pushed or beat up, or attacked, or abused…but I do believe in the whole you get treated how you treat yourself..or how you allow yourself to get treated…and I definitely think throwing people publicly under the bus is trashy as shit…keep it between yourself…that’s the WORST fucking activism..

Point of the story, all these idiots are garbage but I’ll look at the tits.

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2022

27

Jan

Ice Bath Bitches of the Day

Turning health trends into porn since as long as I can remember thanks to being a fucking pervert….OF THE DAY

Pushing Wim Hoff like I was rogan but for the right reason….THE TITS…

Which is clearly why he has 11 million listeners per day….and I have 1 Russian Spam Bot…

But it’s not about ROGAN, even if he’s always trending on the internet…it’s about the PERVIFICATION of health…

FETISHIZE IT…to make other bitches get INTO it.

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2022

27

Jan

Faith Schroder Cosplay of the Day

Did the world collectively apologize to Ricky Schroder for sending some money to Rittenhouse’s bail when he knew taht Rittenhouse was innocent, acting in self defence against a bunch of criminals or counter-protestors who were either hired or into destroying people’s cities for the sake of internet political activism that’s just manipulating brainwashing bullshit…..

I mean if you haven’t, the best way to do it is to jerk off to his hot daughter in some insane outfit, acting like it is Halloween when it’s not…CRAZY I know…but when you’re a celebrity rich kid, even if your dad hasn’t been a celebrity in decades, he’s still rich as shit and that trickles down to his kids…allowing them to be the shameless attention seeking brats that their entire generation is.

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2022

27

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty drops are the modern day titty flash because girls get mad when you ask them to flash their tits – especially in the bank, pharmacy or grocery store since bars and restaurants are all closed so finding some drunk bitch who is down to flash tits in public is challenging…even in this era of everyone being a whore…they just save that for the internet….you know…not in person….obviously..and thank god for that because we are all addicted to screen perverts waiting to see all the possible tits and ass we can in an era where almost too many girls are producing it…normies and uglies….they hop on boar too….and what it comes down to is that we ALL get to see these tits…so you can get your titty fix the only way you know how since girls generally don’t flash you tit, even before the Pandemic…so take what you can get…THAT IS WHAT I DO…and it’s not all that bad thanks to the overall slutty behavior of all these people….getting us through the dry titty times.

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2022

27

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Plus Size Ass of the Day

It’s about the angles motherfucker, which anyone who has been on a dating app looking for pussy over the last 20 years already knows, it’s like when you finally meet up for the fuck and realize that your dick was a little over zealous, or that the pussy you’re about to fuck, because you’re in too deep was a little misleading in her nudes….if they were even her, they were from a decade earlier, which I guess makes cumming inside the bitch a little easier to stomach knowing that she’s likely menopausal by now….

Anyway, Iskra Lawrence was one of the more viral plus sized models and I’ve hated on the plus sized agenda for a while because I think it panders to lazy people and tells them it is ok to be lazy….and I don’t like that because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED..

I also think it’s a psy-op to turn us into the fat people on WALL-E addicted to the screen…you know WALL-E and its predictive programming…

So when I see Iskra I get mad at her being one of the ambassadors for the movement, even though there are 100s of other fatties doing the same thing…she’s just one who went viral for it…and has inspired all these other fatties to float to the surface because I guess fat is lighter than water…

I also don’t believe she’s genuinely a fatty, I think she got fat just to push the narrative and cash the fuck in….even though she is fat…her fat is a fuckable, still has a woman’s body fat…so it could very possibly not be the unhealthy fat killing Americans, but it is fat enough to make those sick fatties think fat is wonderful and it’s not…it’s gross..at least after you fuck it..

I guess gross is relative to how horny you are…

How horny are you?

I must be pretty horny because I’m actually kind of liking this slutty behavior…big ass, hard nips…could be a fuck of a lot worse…trust me…I know…I am looking at a lot fucking worse while typing this…

I am still NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…even though you’ve caught me at a weak moment of being manipulated by strategic angles like I was on a dating app sexting a pig.

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2022

27

Jan

Kate Hudson Trying Hard of the Day

There is nothing weirder than the desperation of celebrities to hop onto social media and take on the “influencers” in an attempt to steal their fucking money…because they need to be at the top of the food chain, their souls that they sold to the devil rely on it…

I get that there’s money in social media, and I know that Kate Hudson, who only exists thanks to the vagina she crawled out of, probably passed around her mom’s friends, hence the pregancy at like 20 with a 60 year old rocker…you know banged out too many times to support another abortion…which is obviously ALL speculation….

What isn’t speculation is that the whole instagram thing did work out well for this one, she launched a direct to consumer brand, because instagram is where direct to consumer brands exist now, potentially made billions, so doing lame slutty self produced garbage, while being someone who has been in actual movies, for her fans, for attention, to sell product…is precisely why instagram is a fucking lame community…

It’s like, let’s just live the hierarchy these idiots think they are at the top of, instead of starting cooler smaller nice communities where the candy coated pop garbage gets left in the fucking trash, or on the high budget movies….we don’t need any more of them…especially in self produced unscripted attempts to be “humans”…

BOYCOT KATE HUDSON….AT LEAST UNTIL SHE SHOWS US THAT MOM PUSSY….cuz this is the WRONG kind of instagram content that I want to see…at least do it right….DIVE IN – ASSHOLE FIRST.


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2022

27

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Get into the tropical state of mind motherfuckers….think of all the bikini titties while you sip your margaritas listening to Jimmy Buffett, feeling ok about yourself because he’s told you it is 5 O’Clock somewhere, knowing that supporting alcoholism has made both him and Kenny Chesney billionaires…all because as a people, we like to get CRUNK in the heat staring at tits…

Unfortunately, your all inclusive adventures that may have been put on hold because Covid protocols are some serious bullshit, oppressive bullshit, but if you did get on one of those, your fat wife’s tan lines would be more aggressive burns that put her out of commission for the rest of the trip, assuming she’s not one of those fatties who swims in a T-Shirt…she probably is….but for whatever reason still manages to burn up like she was killed by the Government in WACO…

Luckily, these girls get me in the tropical state of mind because like Quebec strippers in the winter, they’ve found a way to get tanlines…as they know it is NATURE’s highlighter…or maybe they are conspiracy nuts who think the sun give them essential Vitamin D, that is basically the hormone that will save you from a lot of ailments, but thanks to the industrialized world we live in, the majority of motherfuckers are deficient…because they want you sick…

So don’t subscribe to the SUN giving you cancer, the SUN being bad, that shit charges you like a solar panel, you’re supposed to be exposed to it, even if it’s just for the TANLINE TITS.

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Posted in:Tanlines

2022

27

Jan

No Bra Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

WTF is This Thing…

Big Eyes

Just her Booty

Shopping Dance

At the Grocery Store

Big Titty Dance

Hmmmm

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