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2021

25

Oct

Sophie Mudd Bikini Tits of the Day

There’s nothing I dislike more than Tesla drivers. I know that the word faggot, which is a great fucking word, is basically banned by the internet because it’s a hate crime, even though faggots are typically proud to be faggots….but like the “N” word, which is actually an aggressive and mean spirited word, it needs to be rupurposed by the actual faggots of the world….Tesla Drivers…

Every time I see a Tesla Driver, I think that the dude definitely has a butt plug in as he rides around on his iphone….

This weekend, I almost got run over by at least 4 TESLAS, 2 of the fuckers were texting or googling some shit, as they do…the other 2 were just faggots…

So yeah, I fucking hate TESLA drivers who buy into this bullshit scam that is obviously a scam for about 20 fucking reasons, from it requiring more carbon to produce the cars, more issues disposing the batteries, mining of LITHIUM using slave labor, you know SHIT LIKE THAT….which doesn’t go into the whole plugging in, getting electricity from wherever you can, being tracked on the most insane level as it records everything you do, and their ability to just TURN you off from driving…SPOOKY like Halloween but disguised as a status symbol, the kind of asshole into status symbols, who values things and money over actual merit or soul….and even worse..they are virtual signalling as they pretend they are fucking GREEN…in their mansions…

I don’t know if Sophie Mudd has a Tesla, I am more into her sloppy tits, or her ability to figure out how to do the least amount of meaningful work, in order to monetize those tits, cuz those tits are a gift, even a status symbol of their own….that I’d want to have virtue signal on my face, assuming virtue signalling means suffocating a motherfucker with your bullshit…which is does..

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2021

25

Oct

Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s Bella Thorne looking very sophisticated, like a den mother at the boudoir photoshoot, showing off her tree trunk legs, reminding you how badly you’d like to see her in a watermelon crushing competition…which isn’t really a cosign or endorsement for Bella Thorne and her strong legs, since you’d want to see all girls getting down in the strong leg watermelon contest and not because CROSSFIT girls are your fetish, if anything, they freak you out….but because crushing watermelons is pretty hilarious…

In conclusion, this Disney puppet, that I am sure is still controlled and operated by the same people who created her, why would they ever let one of their starlets loose…when they can use her to help shape the culture by inspiring all girls to become sex workers, to prepare for the apocalypse when girls will need to get their throats primed for food rations and other things….inflation is a bitch but BITCHES who know how to use their pussy will SURVIVE….

So if anything, Bella Thorne is teaching the mindless, conditioned, porn generation of half retard idiot into social media influencers those survival skills…it’s like building shelter, hunting, fishing, growing your own food, but instead of all that BORING work…you just use your cunt and lay there…not that we can see cunt in these pics…but it’d be nice if we did…however as a mainstream celebrity, she can’t go that deep into her “SEXED UP CHARACTER”….

You know, if this was a different era, she would not be edgy, half naked, or any of this…she’s a shapeshifter, a phoney, an actor, this is an act…DON’T TRUST ANY OF THESE PEOPLE…but stare at their TITTIES…

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2021

25

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know how serious these people are about their vaccine mandates here in Canada at least, because they are definitely very aggressive on it, and I figure if you’re a private business and you want to segregate against people, that’s ok…but that should apply to all aspects of life, if you can fire a vaccinated person then you should be able to fire a trans person…it’s ONLY fair…

But yeah, I don’t know how far they can go with it, or if it is just a way to trick people into getting the shot, because they’ve just pushed off the mandates by a second month here, which makes me think they are trying to scare people into getting it, using their livelihood and bills, debt, responsibilities as the pressure to get the shot…pretty evil shit….coming from the top down….

I just know that healthcare people who don’t want the shot, have their own reasons to not get the shot, and when we were all jerking off to daytime TV because the government gave us all a 18 month snow day, and really all people have the ability to make their own decisions…

The people who are protesting this shit, are fucking heroes, the people willing to take the hit and figure out the next steps for themselves and their families, are the fucking heroes.

Going against your instincts, your own health and wellness measures, your own natural immunity, for a virus you may not be scared of…because the vaccine could be something you are scared of…since it is FUCKING people up…with heart inflammation, clots, etc…all for population control…

So when these healthcare heroes were out there risking their lives when we took COVID seriously, I thought their nudes for extra money was pandering, but now I am fully a HEALTH CARE supporter, and if I could I’d open a hospital for all of them to work at, and if that means signing up to their nudes…SIGN UP FOR THEIR NUDES….do your part, they need our help, people are getting fired…and it’s fucking criminal..

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2021

25

Oct

Olivia Culpo Tit of the Day

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Olivia Culpo’s out here topless for money like a stripper….you know SHOW THE TITS and the MONEY will follow, it’s the lowest level of marketing a woman can do, thanks to being built with a built-in billboard to say “LOOK AT ME”…

Culpo, who plays a “dude’s dude”…because she knows how simplistic these MEN of the world are…”I like sports, I like beer, I’m cool see”….and dudes jerking off to her are like “does she like action movies, does she like sex….oh my god MAYBE SHE LIKES PIZzA”…you simple minded basic fucks….and look “SHE EVEN HAS TITS” to go with that bloated stretched out muppet face, because all these idiots getting paid from social media are trash…overpaid trash…who luckily gets to fuck high profile athletes because she’s gone through 3-5 that we’ve heard of…and the next one will probably drop his load in her so that she can rebrand as a “mom” influencer to open up the doors to far more bullshit marketing money….

The fact that this is what women buy from is hilarious…like get a fucking grip ladies…you need a naked instagram piece of shit to sell you product…I mean sure if this was an AVON lady knocking on my door I’d be into it…but just some lame ass picture of her done up way too aggressively is trash.

PLUS if you get naked, get fucking naked, you arm bra cocktease using us for views to get more money out of brands, USER. SHE IS USING YOU!

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2021

25

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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As you may or may not know there’s a few viral stories that have happened over the last few days…that are pretty important for some of you know because there is a chance that they are trying to depopulate the earth using vaccines, and it may not be just another conspiracy…that turns out to be true….it’s an experimental shot so seeing people campaigning for it so hard totally weirds me out….

Anyway, I have seen people mad at their hero who created the virus in a lab in china, and the vaccine to get into everyone because of experiments where he put beagles into cages, ripped out their voice boxes so they couldn’t cry in pain, while bugs basically ate their faces off. NICE GUY….

LUCKILY this has caused actual outrage amongst the people who like dogs, because anyone who fucks with dogs is a piece of fucking shit and an enemy to me…because dogs are better than people….but even I’m thinking “How are you not mad that they are going after the humans”….MANDATING this shit…

Obviously a diversion so maybe that’ll be what takes him out probably by design because they knew people would catch on eventually….but the real concern is that there’s a mass attack on the HUMANS and now the BABIES of the world…who they are trying to get this shot into….

It is an experimental shot, it is only going to be approved in 2026, people have been getting the shots because they are being pressured into it, or because they don’t know better…and people are getting sick….and they don’t know the longterm effects…

Some people are saying the immune system gets progressively worse month after month from getting the shot….so people are getting weird cancers and heart issues but we’re only months into this shit…and AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T GET COVID, but rather got a variation of some modern AIDS…TERRIBLE…

One of the storylines that may be real, I mean it is an experimental shot, all of this COULD be real, is that it will make kids infertile, no more babies…I know there’s weird periods happening to the ladies of the world….so I wouldn’t be surprised…

Which is why it is more important than ever to jerk off to MILFS, moms, like it is mother’s day everyday, so long as they are being whores, as there may be a time in your lifetime when a mom is a fucking incubator in a lab.

MILFS!

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2021

25

Oct

Mckayla Maroney Fitness Erotica of the Day

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McKayla Maroney, the viral teen who was sexualized by the internet right after he gold medal win, the day she became an American hero that everyone turned their back on because they have short attention spans and have too much noise to filter their way through everyday that they can’t pay attention to the important stuff…like that she was signalling to everyone that she had been sexualized by the team doctor, and was a victim of the biggest scandal to ever happen in sports as far as I’m concerned, and the parents with the bright eyes and dreams of grandeur, you know ALL they ever dreamed of when they noticed some talent in their kid, was enough to ignore the fact that the team doctor was a fucking diddler…and GUESS what…so was the government…just turning the other way, because they are evil.

Anyway, the two lessons we have learned are…take the cash settlement, cuz your story will come out eventually and you’ll get your revenge, that will be much sweeter never having to work again….and the other one is that if you’re a fit fucking Gymnast, strip down into fitness gear and show us how you can eat your own asshole.

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2021

25

Oct

Hunter King Bra of the Day

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Hunter King is not necessarily a big deal but she’s got tits, and they are in a bra for what I will assume is an underwear campaign for some instagram brand, who can’t quite afford her sister Joey King, who may be too famous or serious as an actor to be an underweaer model, but since the actors have decided to use the instagram strategy of being a sexual whore, I could be wrong, I mean Gwyneth Paltrow sells oversized vibrators as women health items, when I remember a time sex toy shops were banned from social media, because THAT IS PERVERTED….oh how we’ve progressed as a people…

It’s only funny to me because I wanted all these whores to be obvious in their whoring, I used to get mad that they’d pretend to be serious people, when I knew what they were about….

So when no one was a whore, I was like “WHERE ARE THE WHORES, WHY ARE THEY PRETENDING TO NOT BE WHORES”….but now that everyone is a whore, I am like “Put your damn shirt on” because there is such thing as TOO many whores in the kitchen, getting all caught up in each other when they’re supposed to just be making me a damn sandwich….

TOO MANY WHORES in the kitchen is a real thing and instagram is the kitchen I speak of…

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2021

25

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I always thought that if I ran this site as some feminist site, you know where all the proceeds go to supporting breast cancer, no one could give a fuck about my smut, or calling celebrity trash bottom feeding whores, even though they are the highest paid whores….

I thought, if I give millions to breast cancer research, maybe even help find the cure to breast cancer, because you know it is being suppressed by BIG PHARMA out there, they NEED you getting cancers to stay in business, so why would they actually try to end it, when they can just treat it, they’re typically not super into your HEALTH AND WELLNESS retards, they just want your insurance companies paying them 100s of thousands of dollars in the meds that probably cost them 10 cents…because that’s the system we’re in…one where life doesn’t matter, death is collateral damage and getting RICH is KEY….because we’re a society of money grubbing trash that rate each other based on how good they are at earning money when money is hardly food for the soul retards…

So yeah, since the site makes under 10 dollars a day, seriously, I do this as fucking charity work you pieces of shit…I haven’t been able to make big moves, or give lots of money into breast cancer research…but I can celebrate the natural function of tits by these horny moms excited by their big tits, realizing it is a fetish to some lonely fucks, or maybe they just want this content in the archives so that when everyone is sterilized by the state, no pesky lactation will happen, it’ll be done by machines in a lab…

So take in REAL HUMANS doing HUMAN shit that’s fucking alien to someone like me because MILK IN TITTY is so weird.

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2021

25

Oct

Fitness Bitch Shows the Ribs and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Customer

Don’t Discount this Crazy Bitch – She’s Figured it Out

Drunk Girl

Weird Tits

Getting Ice

Just Add Spinach

GUN SHOTS!

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2021

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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SHOW ME THE BODY!!!

I guess the good thing about being an insignificant website that no one reads or gives a fuck about is that I can speak MY TRUTH as hard as I want and no one will SUICIDE me because I have basically suicided myself in terms of what they deem important…MONEY and REACH….I got neither motherfuckers, I’m like that homeless guy on his soap box screaming…

Show me the BODY was in reference to the Baldwin story, which I analyzed quickly for a friend over TEXT MESSAGE so that the people at APPLE get to see that I know what’s up…

I didn’t cut and paste it, but the basics were that it was either a sacrifice or an actual false flag where they sent this cinematographer back to Russia to assume a new name….SHOW ME THE BODY…

You see she was raised on a Russian Military based and at 36 years old, decided to hop into Cinematography, where she’s suddenly a director of photographer on an Alec Baldwin movie that’s totally low budget, that conveniently had most of the crew off set when the incident happened, where the 911 call outlined who was at fault, and it was not Alec, where the husband of the “deceased” who was shot by Baldwin doesn’t blame him for killing her, where the dad of the “deceased” doesn’t blame him either….but more interestingly where the husband of the “deceased” works for a law firm that reps some QUESTIONABLE people…

Then if you dig barely a little deeper, she was raised on a base where one of Alec Baldwin’s movie called “HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER” by your boy Clancy was set….ok…coincidence…fine….ISN’T IT OCTOBER RIGHT NOW?!

Then if you dig barely a little deeper, the ARMORER on set did a podcast a month ago, the first Armorer to ever do a podcast, ever…and she was the daughter of another ARMORER on a movie called LA CONFIDENTIAL…where Bassigner was the star….ALEC’S EX WIFE…I wonder if they knew each other..

Now they are saying the movie is not going to be completed…convenient, it was probably never actually a movie, but the premise is a dad saving his son from prison after he wrongfully murdered someone..

MOST IMPORTANTLY….no live rounds are ever on set…..

SOOOOOOOOO……

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Guy Takes Girlfriend to Hooters for Dinner
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The Urban Meyer Lap Dance Halloween Costume
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Nicki Minaj is RICH BARBIE
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I think they are manipulating the Weather
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Elephant Protects Itself from Gator….
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Daphne Groeneveld’s Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Weirdos Working Out Really Weird
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