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2021

13

Oct

Frida Aasen Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Frida Aasen is the long bodied bikini model, lingerie model, goddess from some Nordic country, where she’s not out wearing sweaters and eating fish, or whatever those Viking bloods eat, but is instead getting paid to hang in tropical places, doing tropical things, like this…

I don’t know much about Frida Aasen or her long torso, I just know she’s skinny as shit, and that’s the kind of model I want to endorse, support and believe in.

Sure, she may not be a Doutzen Kroes on her GREAT AWAKENING thanks to catching onto the corruption of the world we live in finally WAKING HER UP and her using her voice to get the word out there, unlike most of the CUCKS on TV, in entertainment, TOO scared to be cancelled…BUT YOU CANNOT CANCEL THE ALREADY CANCELLED….

Obviously, the Doutzen Kroes anti-vax energy is probably the hottest shit I’ve seen,

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But straight up bikini modeling from a real model’s pretty good too..

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2021

13

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Who’s feeling thirsty?

Someone sent me a twitter video of a girl fingering the fuck out of herself, basically creaming all over the place, only for some dude to move in and lick it all up, the modern shower…which I guess I could relate to because I’d probably do the same thing…even if her creaminess was a little too similar to the semen consistency…at least it came from a cunt that we’ll assume was an actual cunt and not one that still has a prostate….but yeah, I thought, shit, Twitter, who POLICE anything about vaccines, COVID, Ivermectin, Rigged Elections, Patriotism….you know they banned Alex Bereson who was on Rogan, not that I listened, but I am familiar with his research…yet they’ll allow a drippy fucking cunt….what a world…

I remember a time when TITS were banned from the internet, TITS are actually what got this site banned from GOOGLE ads in 2004, before we even really started, and basically I lost literally 100 million dollars in ad revenue because of it…there was a time there was a lot of traffic here and a time when google paid a lot of money for said traffic..

So I’m here eating canned beans because I chose NUDITY…and these billionaires are just putting nudity out there to distract motherfuckers and still monetize…LIFE is unfair….and so is WET SPOT wednesday, because I may love a wet pussy, I may love a worn down pair of panties, but I don’t really love them in photo out of context, I do it for the people…or as a joke to make fun of clickbait round-ups….

I should call this “TOP WETSPOTS OF THE WEEK”….you know to really headline clickbait like the internet gods demand…but I’m too lazy for that….even though I technically just did it…

We gotta get TABLOIDY up in here to survive thanks to google ads banning us in 2004…we thirsty.

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2021

13

Oct

Australia Arresting People for Sunbathing What A Joke and Other Videos of the Day

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Bank Robber In Traffic

Teaching her Dog How to Surf

Woman Specific on her Rootbeer Float Order

Karen Mad at McDonald’s Coffee

Massive Base Jump Record Breaker

William Shatner Lands From Space

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2021

13

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While William Shatner went to space on set of the “fake space program” since we all know the world is flat, you know he’s a veteran actor, he can handle that movie making magic and commit to the lie to inspire the people to believe in the alien attack they are staging….your lazy ass probably jerked off twice, at a few sugary donuts or cereal, angrily did menial tasks at work, and hated your pathetic existence….we are not all created equally…

The big news locally is that the government is failing in their empty threats of vaccine mandates, realizing firing 10,000 healthcare workers would be a mistake, so they’ve extended the deadline to get vaccinated by a month, if you can even call it that, it’s more the COMPLICIT shot than anything, the GIVING IN cuz you’re scared shot, pussy….because VACCINE MANDATES AREN’T LEGAL….

Good will always beat evil. The lies will always end up collapsing. So don’t give into them, don’t disclose your vaccine status to anyone, don’t go along with their bullying, and remember the same people pushing this shit made disclosing having HIV illegal…so you can RAW DOG A BITCH with your AIDS dick, but you can’t grocery shop without a clown mask on to let the world know you’re fucking stupid.

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2021

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t mean to be a doomsdayer or super paranoid fuck who subscribes to the sinister agenda like some weird nerd who bases my entire reality on comic books and sci/fi movies, but I just heard a story of someone locally being fired without pay for not attesting to having the shot, meaning they aren’t forcing people to get the shot, they are forcing people to say that they got the shot, in the weirdest legal loophole ever, all to push this dumb fucking shot for a virus that I’ll believe is deadly, but that I’ll also believe has totally been blown out of proportion in terms of how deadly it is, and this shot is still experimental….yet they are still firing people because they don’t give a fuck about people…tax paying people…some who have worked in their professions for DECADES…it’s a fucking crime.

So they think it isn’t coercion, they just force you to get it and they think it is informed consent because the news is informing you on it…and it’s really too bad…

What’s actually going on here? Doomsday..EXACTLY…

I saw a video of a YouTuber mountain biker who developed heart disease symptoms from the vaccine and hasn’t been able to bike since June. You know, he was probably living large making that youtube money from his passion, only to lose it all from a shot….

The crazy thing was that his intro was all about how his video is just to share his story, since he had to quit mountain biking to recover, after getting the vaccine that pesky heart inflammation, you know how that is…even though he would have 99.9% survived from a bout with the virus…but the shot, that shit took out your LIFE….and you’re not mad? You’re intro is saying how the side-effect is rare…the fact it happened and there’s no recourse should be ENOUGH to make a motherfucker mad…

If you die, or near die, or have horrible symptoms from a vaccine, you don’t need to be a bitch and cry “this isn’t supposed to be divisive” because big tech censors your story, you should instead stand on a whatever stage you have and say “this vaccine fucking hurt me and I can’t fucking sue, and didn’t even need it in the first place, this is a crime against humanity”…instead he is scared to say anything because of propaganda. That is crazy…

Why is he being censored, why aren’t the news covering it, might be some valid questions to ask your friends, maybe it’s a bit of a RED FLAG…in this hope of going back to normal…

When the only way to go back to normal…

Is to be fucking normal…and live fucking normal and stop letting daddy tell you what to do or they’ll SPANK you for it….be your own fucking human, follow your instinct, stop fighting with friends, family and neighbors, and RECLAIM your god given rights to EXIST….

But unfortuantely, we’re all lazy, we just want to watch our Netflix and chill and I guess as long as we’re fed and these food shortages are just propaganda…and these energy shortages also propaganda..even though the people in charge run all that shit….

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2021

12

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Ass of the Day

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I wouldn’t call myself a Nicole Scherzinger fan, I hate all these celebrity idiots who are overpaid for their bullshit existences that don’t actually matter, but that they THINK matter because that’s how narcissism works when the execs who make more money than the talent they use inflate their egos hard to keep them producing.

I would call myself a white bikini fan because I have first hand experience being next to white bikinis when wet and I’ve seen FULL fucking pussy, sometimes wonderfully hot pussy, and I figure if you can swim in something that shows the audience at the public pool your pussy, you’re the kind of MOM we need at the public pool, since there’s never enough pussy at the pool exposed.

The nice thing about this fit Scherzinger who I’ve called trans in the past because I’m ignorant and felt her hard muppet face, hard body, hard tits were all very trans-like in an era when there weren’t as many trans people out there crying trans rights and trans inclusivity like it’s the worst trend ever….they’ve taken my ability to make trans jokes about non trans women away from me….

So I guess all I got is that I’m glad there’s no shit stains in this hard body to distract from the hard face bikini butt shot…

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2021

12

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I trust Science not Scientists, but I like when fat blue haired pigs who you know won’t live to 50, and not because it’s the end of the world, or because they’re vaccinated and that shit may kill all you motherfuckers, but because she’s 500 fucking pounds and that self hatred makes her fucking angry, but at least she can dye her hair and wear tight dresses to prove how UNIQUE she is…as a genderless, woke, god hating, pile of miserable and lonely dog shit, who gets fucked on the regular because they are gender fluid or on the dating apps, and people will fuck anything…even after watching them fuck themselves with random sex toys….as people do….

But yeah…Scientists can be bought, exploited, misguided, extorted, blackmailed, set up to fail if they don’t say what their handlers are telling them to say, you know they have a life, bills, and if you put yourself first and see more opportunity making that deal with the devil you’ll say whatever you need to say to live your best life, even if it kills. NICE SELFISHNESS FUCKER….

So in not trusting Scientists but trusting science, the RATIO, something that NATURAL BORN WOMEN are given, assuming they keep fit, you know bone structure shit to trigger the animal instinct in men to want to impregnate them……so science the science behind the waist to hip ratio is there…it matters and it is something exclusive to women and as hetero men because we haven’t ingested enough plastic to turn us gay yet…we LIKE it.

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2021

12

Oct

Nicki Minaj Foot Fetish of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is a fucking hero, I never thought that I would say that about Nicki Minaj because she was one of the most contrived bullshit acts of the last 20 years, who was shapeshifting and pandering for money and hits harder than any motherfucker out there, her authenticity was a big fat zero, and I think she was cast at some acting school for the role of Nicki Minaj, because record labels are simple minded rich people, typically ignorant as fuck, and they thought “well we need a Lady Gaga for the black audience, because the white audience will follow”…it’s a numbers game…and her clown act quickly became sexualized gangster, not that I know much about Nicki Minaj…

I am just glad that she spoke out, not scared of being cancelled, because she’s too big to be cancelled, even though they likely own her mind and have had her in a lab getting back on track after the system glitch where she called the vaccine divisive, potentially dangerous to fertility since there’s no longterm studies, and most importantly for people to do their own research….and the internet went nuts, why, because the internet is stupid, her “speaking out” wasn’t at all controversial, but at least she did it….and hasn’t retracted her statements yet…but I’m sure there will be a retraction…since these people aren’t the heroes they COULD BE….

Clearly, nothing we see is accidental, it’s all planned and strategized and we basically live in hell, but CHECK OUT NICKI MINAJ’s feet perverts….

I always find the foot fetishists hilarious, I remember going to a porn conference years ago, and these feet motherfuckers would pay the porn chicks for the feet pic, no shame, just eager for the feet pic, and I thought “do they imagine fucking the feet, or cumming on the feet, I mean tits and ass and pussy are far more interesting to cum on, even a FACE is more interesting to cum on”….BUT those same foot fetishists paved the way for the ONLYFANS, tricking influencers into getting paid for feet pics which was the gateway to them selling nudes…

So you can make fun of your weird friends who like feet too much, or yourself for liking feet too much like a weirdo, but YOUR kind has helped make sluts millions, you’re a fucking PHILANTHROPIC…

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2021

12

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Cleavage of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a bit of a freak, not in a bad way, in the way you’d want all women to be freaks, because she rots at a slower rate than other bitches traditionally did, because looking at her body and face in her tight outfit, tits pushed up, tongue out like she’s waiting for your low testosterone, over masturbated, unsubstantial load….TAKE YOUR ZINC, MAGNESIUM and EAT YOUR FUCKING WATERMELON…

I don’t know if she’s actually a vampire, maybe it was some of her character research for the one and only movie I’ve seen her in, Underworld, and I didn’t even see Underworld, I just know about it…and nerds fucking love it…or did in an era where DVDs were purchased and paused for masturbation purposes.

I only know her as the hot, small bodied mom, who a good campaign hero, you know like the faces of the people on the cigarette packs, for having kids young if you’re going to have kids at all, because there’s no reason to NOT bounce back….but then again she’s a rich kid, with rich parents and the sperm that made her kids also rich, and she’s probably rich with her own acting and prostituting to young guys to steal their lifeforce, more fun than blood transfusions with children I guess…OH THOSE RICH FOLK and their fucking weirdness.

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2021

12

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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In a world where romance is dead, everything is a throat fuck and a creampie for that exchange of the human lifeforce, the only thing that remains romance is tight pants, cuz every time I see an ass hugged by spandex, I think….OH that’s romantic, let’s make a candlelit dinner, read some poetry, maybe even write and perform a love song, even an interpretive dance, that ends with me ejaculating on those tight pants….in my own kind of creampie to know we are in love…

I don’t know about you, but I’ve left the basement for 15 minutes today and saw two incredible hot bodies in basically spandex outfits and I said…this is quite fucking lovely, isn’t it….too bad the rest of the world is terrifying and apocalyptic.

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