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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Spooky Tits of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is a sold to the industry puppet who may or may not be one of their sacrifices that they control in exchange for money, fame and all her dreams coming true….

Hollywood may or may not be some really elite group of satanists…and since she’s one of their own huge stars they’ve cultivated…it’s likely one of those “maybe the conspiracy theories are true”….with this Halloween themed erotica that you could consider art, if it wasn’t so obvious to those watching her go from being off the radar even after a series of leaked nudes, to being the instagram sensation working and launching products she’s been since COVID lockdowns and a break-up….

When the starlet releases weird Halloween themed content with her shirt off….in what looks like she’s got a cast on…because TRAUMA is part of the programming….assuming this is actually Vanessa Hudgens…you have to think it’s a tribute to her god.

She’s got a PUMPKIN HEAD ON like the Nightmare before Christmas…which is probably Disney Owned like her, so maybe they are trying to make this costume go viral through their programming efforts they use her for….

IT is the ultimate costume that we’ll HOPE all girls get inspired by because Halloween, a traditionally slutty holiday, is hardly slutty enough because society is sluttier every day of the year…thanks to the internet.

It’s like it used to be the hot sales girl from the office in some fetish gear but now all girls are sex workers on the internet who don’t leave their houses and just get naked..so their costumes can only be wholesome to be comedic relief or shocking….I mean how do you dress up slutty when you’re always slutty….it’d just be like every other day…

Where as Hudgens is still a Disney kid in her 30s, still noticeable as she slides down that slippery slope of degeneracy and I like it.

I mean how has it taken her this long to pull the tits out….in costume….I mean what does she think this is…the 1950s?!

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2021

Oct

Rita Ora Gets Wet of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Rita Ora is not a huge pop star that she’s been trying to be all these years…just look at this awkward bikini dance…I mean they want me to believe this is some professional singer and dancer…I don’t buy it…and I guess either does anyone else since she’s got next to no hits yet still claims she’s a pop star….

If you’re wondering why Rita Ora thinks she’s a huge pop star…just look at this awkward bikini dance…her Croatian or are they Bosnian Tits….are big enough to get dudes to basically give her what she wants, agree with her, humor her, shower her with kindness, even produce some tracks for her if that’s their skill set…because those tits are big and big tits are a currency that have a suffocating grip on ALL our balls…we are weak to begin with, not real men protecting our homestead, obviously…just a bunch of low testosterone accommodating pussies…made even weaker when faced with tits. Good old fashion WOMAN tits…not that tranny mutant tit shit they pretend is equal to actual female tits…you woke fucks.

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2021

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I had a conversation with a friend of mine who is a big believer in the vaccine passports and the vaccine mandates because he really believes in the vaccine technology and the whole conversation about the vaccine and can’t understand how anyone would turn down the shot, even if it is experimental…even if it should be a personal choice since there are about 100 different reasons why people wouldn’t want to get a vaccine….but I guess personal choice works against the whole divide and conquer narrative…what do I know…besides seeing people fighting each other over medicine they take and people who don’t take the medicine being seen as lepers who aren’t allowed in places…but the funny thing about it is that the lepers are still allowed in if they have the vaccine…

It’s all so crazy….

But yeah, I had a conversation with someone who’s into the whole bush showing up at everyone’s house to force them to take this medicine to get into the whole vaccine passport system…you know the kind of guy into segregation….while I don’t believe in segregation obviously, no one should be…but I can have a conversation about it…because I am not an emotional freakshow…

So my conversation was…I know this lead in is painful…but my conversation was that it’s sad people who were heroes are now seen as trash…literal trash…being thrown to the curb even if they’ve showed pure commitment to their healthcare jobs for the last 20 years of their life…getting suspended with out pay….to either pressure or coerce them to take something they don’t feel they need for the 100 different reasons as to why they don’t feel they need it….you can google all the reasons why you may not want to take a brand new medicine….

So here are these “heroes” now seen as trash who survived the first round of COVID working with COVID patients, likely immune to COVID…some single mothers with NO savings…willing to move back in with their parents over this crime against humanity….willing to pick food out of the trash over not getting this shot….and if you don’t believe is a crime against humanity…you’re fucking crazy…

We can argue about some things, but this is not something that makes any rational sense…and it’s actually pretty fucking tragic.

Luckily, they can go the OnlyFans route and do better than they did, which at the top of the pandemic i thought was trashy and pandering…but now..is a matter of survival…and it is totally unnecessary.

It’s a sick world out there, but luckily, they’re naked to remind us how important these healthcare heroes are.

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2021

Oct

Josephine Skriver Nip Slip of the Day

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Last week, or maybe it was two weeks ago, who can really tell in this covid brain fog we’re all under thanks to streaming bullshit all night while drinking myself to death…my kind of covid cure….

But yeah, some outtakes of Skriver came out, and you could basically see her full pussy in the hottest way, which is a fetish for those of us into pussy….even test tube pussy who was made in a lab back in the 90s because designer vagina built through GMO technology existed in the 90s and this one is the proof…

I don’t know if her DNA is corporate owned,I figured if Victoria’s Secret funded the experiments she may be property of the organization….but I am not a scientist so maybe she’s considered human and her unnatural birth wasn’t seen as anything unethical in God’s eye….what do I know..other than the idea of making babies in test tubes freaks me the fuck out.

What doesn’t freak me out, is Josephine Skriver, Transhuman or not, she’s a babe and this is her working out with a tit hanging out down her shirt like this was the 80s when girls wore big collared shirts braless so we can see full tit.

It is safe to assume she’s well aware that her workout tit is exposed making her ALL the better…the Danish dream.

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2021

Oct

Daisy Lowe Lovechild in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is the 32 year old model who seems to have grown into her tits, meaning she had big tits, then the rest of her caught up, it happens with a lot of big tits, especially when there’s a global pandemic and more importantly being fat is a marketing hook, there’s activism and empowerment in being fat, which is hilarious since it literally takes zero fucking effort, but let’s embrace it…and we will too since she’s in her 30s and we don’t have major expectations here…for the most part, we don’t even know who Daisy Lowe is, I only do because my celebrity child fetish is real.

That said…Daisy Lowe was a hilarious story when it happened….her tranny loving dad was married to Gwen Stefani, had a family with her because much to his dismay, she wasn’t born a man, even though I always thought she was since first seeing those abs on her No Doubt videos. I never fell for her being hot, she was always a dude to me….and I guess Rossdale fell into that trap too.

But yeah, 2 years into his Gwen Stefani transgender marriage, he found out that he was the dad of Daisy Lowe thanks to a paternity test and that’s the best kind of thing to to throw a wrench in any marriage…

Her mom, a groupie, thought the cum in her belonged to someone else, as that happens when you’re drunk, high, or fucking as many dudes as your pussy can handle in the gangbang like it was ANNABELL CHONG….where is she at? Instagram is down…we’ll never know.

But I’m sure that Paternity test was a real win for Lowe…I mean look at her now…showing tits, but not because she needs to pay the rent..like those other girls showing tit in slutty selfies.

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2021

Oct

Hailey Bieber Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s doing a bikini selfie like a classy young lady from the high society world she lives in. To think that there was once etiquette and these high society women would go to garden parties and play croquet before 7 course lunches where they’d discuss things like their Charity organizations, women’s rights or bragging about their domestic workers…

Now, they take bikinis selfies, that I can only assume is designed to show off their bodies, not their bikinis, because if it was about the bikinis, they could just lay them out against a background, instead they put them on…

I guess they work out, feel hot, get paid to be hot, was able to land their childhood crush….who may or may not be a lizard because you can never trust these celebrities are actual human…but that’s probably because I watched John Carpenter’s They Live this weekend, which I’ll assume is a documentary or warning. John Carpenter knows.

The good news with Hailey, is the boobs lookin’ big….maybe she’s pregnant, maybe she’s getting her period, maybe it’s photoshop…..

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2021

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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I am sure there’s still the tradition wholesome mom who doesn’t moonlight as a nude model on the internet either for fun, a thrill or money…but where’s the fun in that…

I am not saying that moms don’t have the right to get naked or pose hot on the internet, there’s a whole fetish in that…MILF PORN is hugely popular…because dudes like the idea of moms who are traditionally supposed to be wholesome, into baking and running the house, maybe teaching their kids morals and values, even taking them to CHURCH and other things that are very suburban, domesticated and traditionally seen as “BORING….showing their frisky side…

Now I don’t know if these MILFs or the MASSIVE AMOUNT of MILFS out there trying to promote their nudes are those wholesome god fearing suburban moms by day, moonlighting as fun and hot and naked…because I don’t know them or if they even have kids….it’s very possible they just say they do cuz they are MILF aged…

I don’t think being an active and involved moms trying to teach their kids to be good, wholesome, god loving citizens teaching good old fashion values means you can’t post your asshole on the internet…the two are mutually exclusive…lots of time in the day and we all need to get off…so if anything their just doing the maternal thing by caring about your needs more than about their privacy or modesty….because moms make sacrifices by definition.

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2021

Oct

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli must be feeling good about herself because she’s consistently been posting up her bikini pics. I guess she’s been working out, maybe she’s got a fat tax bill she’s trying to make money off social media to pay off, I mean she has had her mother do time for her tax evasion….

She’s 36 years old now, but still has that rocking mom body, that has seen 3 kids shit out of her…but for some miraculous reason, we’ll assume good diet and exercise, or maybe some more off the shelves, back alley techniques like blood transfusions with child blood, or fetus cell creams…I mean what do I know…besides the myth that Leo Dicaprio busted up in her…at least once before turning gay environmentalist who flies private and lives in mansions…

Maybe she’s just bored because she’s in Israel where without that third shot, she can’t do much else, so bikini selfies it is…good use of her time…

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2021

Oct

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lashki is a strategic vagina…

That’s not to say that her vagina knows how to do party tricks, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it could, I mean it’s a competitive world out there for the vaginas, that you sure as hell better have the kind of vagina that the dudes they fight over can’t refuse, but I have a feeling it may not have anything to do with a vagina with an extra gripping muscle, but more to do with a clever and strategic mind, the kind that just knows how to get everything she wants out of weak men who happen to have a lot of money….not that all men with a lot of money are weak men….but if you move in on them when they are 80 it’s pretty obvious to say that their guard may be down….

I will say that not all billionaires are the tycoons we read about as kids, you know the true masculine psychopaths who broke laws and destroyed people with the “it’s just business” excuse….WHAT IS BETTER FOR ME or willingness to take the moves that others may think are questionable…you know with their morals and values…you know the alphas…

In fact the billionaires we deal with now are the nerds who couldn’t get laid in highschool with a grudge, or chip on their shoulder, making their evil far deeper…especially when they come from generations of evil…

Have you ever had an argument with a nerd? I have…and they are fucking weird about it because they are so self involved, since no one invited them to their birthday parties, so they sit in their homes doing nerd shit while HATING everyone around them…in an “I’ll SHOW them” kind of sociopath…where I prefer tycoons to be the traditional monster…but that’s just me.

We’ll assume that Padma prefers any billionaire willing to knock her up….I mean at least historically..

She’s old, still has tits, maintains the body and is with a DOUBLE RAINBOW…probably thinking she’s a gift from GOD or some shit, you know cuz she dupes billionaires better than any of you who fund these people…

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2021

Oct

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland giving a fitness pussy show in some spandex shorts because that’s the fucking style these gym goers with their 3 COVID vaccines cuz she was eligible for the booster shot thanks to her genetic disorder responsible for her multiple kidney transplants putting her on the immuno-compromised list….and for her sake, let’s hope that the conspiracy theories and misinformation from the doctors, studies and data about the efficacy of the vaccines doesn’t end up turning her already fucked up auto-immune condition against her….unless of course the negative side effects include fatter vagina lips because the cameltoe from this angle is not quite meaty enough for a TRUE cameltoe lover like myself…

Point of the story, let these celebs use their celebrity to influence the masses into very important things, like bringing your vagina to the gym, for the pervert dudes in the gym to have shit to jerk off to in the gym shower together so that it’s less queer.

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