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2021

28

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

The Ratio is Science…I haven’t looked up the medical journal information regarding this science…because as you’ve probably been seeing the media tell you not to do your own research or your own critical thinking on the internet because you will end up down a vortex of misinformation even if the misinformation is being published by reputable sources…you just can’t trust yourself to read it…even though it is in english…because words can mean a lot of things and your’e just not bright enough to figure out what they do mean…save that for the experts and do what you’re told….

So I have no real evidence that the Ratio is actual science, if it is, it’s likely science they want to suppress, seeing as I’ve asked at least one feminist what her ratio is in the last 10 years, and the answer was not really a ratio but rather that I was a misogynist oppressor who basically just ratped her with my inquisitive and scientific mind…

I just generally accept that a girl, who has a waist and hips bigger than said waste have what I’d call a womanly body and with a womanly body my brain on a primal level gets triggered to “IMPREGNATE” that shit….

SO it makes sense to me, even if I can jerk off to basically anything, or could at my peak of manliness, I’m old and weathered now…the smaller waist and the bigger hips is hotter than the alternative…RATIOS matter and these are girls showing off their ratios…

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2021

28

Sep

Kendall Jenner Underboob of the Day

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Look, it’s a Kardashian/Jenner hero struggling her way through the pandemic, not in mask, showing face, and bikini body because if you’re rich enough, the world doesn’t get mad at you for not locking yourself in your basement with an oxygen tank you stole from your dentist’s office after saran wrapping the doors so that the germs don’t seep into the room, but in the event they do, you’ve got a vat of hand sanitizer to help you power through it…

The world doesn’t get mad at the Kardashian/Jenners and their traveling non stop through a pandemic because they have work to do, brands to push, things to see…they have already accepted them as a superior class of human they NEED out there living so they don’t have to….

Now I don’t think that the Jenners in Bikinis on Boats living a better life than you is a big deal, she’s worked hard for this, or sold her soul for this shit, who knows…I just think it’s funny that people are so outraged except against celebrities and that’s weird….but not as weird as my enjoying her in a bikini when I should be outraged too.

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2021

28

Sep

Josie Canseco Cleavage of the Day

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I wanted to find Josie’s mom Jessica Canseco on social media, just to show you that the slutty apple doesn’t fall far from the slut tree….

She was literally a Hooters girl in Cleveland Ohio, which according to sex toy manufacturers is the horniest of states….and for whatever reason, i think a hot hooters girl scoring one of the most famous for his time baseball players, throwing her into life as a baseball wife, when all she was there for was tips for showing some tit, in a lottery win every Hooters girl, and really restaurant working or strip club working girl dreams of….just that knight in shining armour, or knight with a shining credit card they don’t mind spending and showing off with coming in and knocking them the fuck up….it’s the Disney Princess story for the more accessible pussy.

She divorced Jose in 1999, but before she did she had her meal ticket that she even named after the motherfucker so that he couldn’t deny being the dad…you know tactics for a better life…when you’re a hot woman. There’s a science to this shit…

Well, her daughter, Josie, the model who is mainly a model because she’s hot and rich and needs something to do besides hanging with shitty Youtubers and influencers, has picked up some of her mom’s skills, maybe it was passed along genetically, I don’t know, but she’s using her tits like a Hooters girl who never needs to live that struggle thanks to her mom doing it for her…making those sacrifices to ensure getting paid….but that doesn’t mean she can pay tribute to her mom’s fight to give her that good life by getting cummed in by a rich guy…by showing that she too has titties that can be used for good and not evil….and I’m into it

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2021

28

Sep

Ana de Armas Upskirt of the Day

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Ana De Armas is the hot Cuban actress who escaped communism through some loophole that involved marrying some famous dude in Spain…was she Human Trafficked, or was she saved, or are the two interchangeable, I don’t know…

I just know that from Spain she was able to take her hotness to America, where along with being shit on by Ben Affleck, possibly literally shit on by Ben Affleck, but maybe it ended with HERPES and not FECES, I wasn’t there….

I just know that she is what sparked his interest in fucking a hispanic latin based Spanish blooded woman, leading to him visiting the cryptkeeper where they keep J.Lo or one of her host bodies in a hyperbolic chamber “resting”, to get them to rent her out to him like it was the early 2000s and her g-string was pulled up over her low rise jeans the way NATURE intended….

NOW…I think Ana De Armas is hot, now less than before, because of that stint with Affleck, but still hot and staring at her panties that match her dress, strategic panties like an old lady heading out on a walk in her track suit….but BETTER, cuz her tits are pushing through the military looking, tribute to her Cuban roots communist military dress hard…

Now if only she lost the fucking mask….because this mask in the outdoors shit is just stupid..and makes cum tribute facials SO hard to properly execute….which is why we’re all here right?

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2021

28

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I just saw some story about some OnlyFans nurse fucking her patient for her OnlyFans while in the hospital because that’s edgy or how you get noticed in the world of OnlyFans…I don’t have the video because I didn’t bother digging through the internet to find some barely interesting slut, trying to make money, by fucking in the hospital she works at for money, knowing that she’s going to get fired anyway thanks to the vaccine mandates, or maybe not fired at all because it’s a pandemic..I’ve seen consistent nurses being whores at work because that’s the era we live in…and I know this isn’t my MEDICAL WORKER MONDAY post I’ve been documented slutty medical workers throughout the pandemic, this is about TIGHT PANTS….because I am of the school of thought that fucking in a hospital bed during a pandemic is a lot of effort, a lot of planning, a lot of trying way too hard to matter…when all a bitch needs to do is put on a pair of tight pants…

Now I know all the normies out there, the non sex workers whoring out there, also wear tight pants…it is a style thing….I left the house and saw at least 5 pairs of tight pants that I was happy to see on some girls who obviously put too much effort into their “walkng outfits”…but when everyone thinks they are a celebrity…is there really TOO much effort in looking good…I mean what if the paparazzi or some creeper recognizes them and they are forced to deal with looking like shit and not like their social media lie…

BUT yes…TIGHT PANTS are everywhere, and that doesn’t mean I need to see the pussy hugged by the tight pants fucked in video as part of some viral stunt…I’m just happy to see the pussy being hugged by the tight pants…I’m basic like that.

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2021

28

Sep

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a not so interesting representative of her generation of perverts. She has 7 million followers because that’s how the entertainment industry works motherfuckers, it makes stars…even ones you’ve never heard of…

She got her start being sold to the entertainment industry at a young age by some white trash parents in Kalamazoo Michigan, where the dad was dying of alcoholism and where he was likely always on the verge of losing the farm, but luckily was gifted a girl the industry would feel was cute enough to cast in their WEIRD FUCKING CHILD DANCE SHOW….why would they need a CHILD DANCE SHOW….I don’t fucking know but I’m the kind of person who thinks any actors under 18 are weird and should be at home being normal and not being exploited to play “children” in movies and TV….

Like everyone her age, she’s a pervert and has made more money by taking charge of her career and letting people subscribe to her “close friend” feed where she gets half naked.

She’s also just done a booty shoot with porn chick Riley Reid, because porn chicks are seen as cool or something now, thanks to fucking on video and being a little hotter than the other chicks fucking on camera, which isn’t saying much, since ANYONE can be a porn chick, just fuck on camera…

So porn is cool, edgy, mainstream or a way to get paying customers when most of the 7 million fans are there cuz they are into her dance career, not paying for her nude careers…

The good news is, she’s got a hot body and should be half naked, I mean she’s 21, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with herself. Go to college? Lol.

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2021

28

Sep

Tinashe Upskirt of the Day

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I still don’t know who Tinashe is, but I had this upskirt pic of her cued up for the last 20 days and figured that since no one else probably knows who Tinashe is, 20 days late on a post of her in an upskirt, is actually irrelevant, because she’s new to anyone who looks at her pics because her 3.4 million instagram followers are none of us….

She’s a singer, or a performer, of music you’ve never heard…and I think she’s more interesting as an upskirt model, because we don’t need any motherfuckers making more brain washing unimpressive meaningless and soulless music…there was a time when you’d get chills or relate to or be inspired by music…now it’s just noise telling your empty soul to buy into shit you don’t need. JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS WAS A DOCUMENTARY!

Here’s a few more of her…

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2021

28

Sep

Nina Agdal Beached of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a model who I’ve targeted since she first got her start as a bikini model with Sports Illustrated. I don’t know why I find specific people to target, it just happens organically, and Nina Agdal, who I felt was pulled out of the retard institution to pretend to be a model for Sports Illustrated like it was part of some inclusivity or affirmative action program….so for her entire Sports Illustrated career, her fit body wasn’t enough of a justification for her involvement in the magazine, I wanted to know who she fucked, or who she was related to because she was WAY too average in a time when Sports Illustrated had some integrity in their talent selections…

That said, when she was rolling into her 30s, she tried to get that A-Lister baby and dated Leo DiCaprio for 5 minutes, despite him being gay and I thought “Oh she’s almost broke through to that model dream of A-List cum inside her”….you know the model coming of age story of ending up with a rich and important person after a decade of being half naked trying to build a marketing campaign around yourself so that you appear to be good enough for these people…

Well, after hitting rock bottom, where she was doughy and left on the curb by Leo, she pulled up her fitness apparel and hit the workout scene in the Hamptons where she lives with Christie Brinkley, the den mother swimsuit model, because she’s fucking her son…and she’s managed to take what was a bloated body, and made it a hot fit body and EVEN her retard face looks less retard….

Meaning…NINA AGDAL is hot…I didn’t seen it before, but see it now….and that may not mean she’s not a shitty person, but it means she’s hot so we don’t care if she’s a shitty person, everyone’s a shitty person but not everyone is a hot person..

In case you missed it, she also posted a nude selfie looking hot as shit…so there’s that.

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2021

28

Sep

Joy Corrigan Bikini of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a North Carolina raised now 26 year old, hot bodied instagram model came to us via MIAMI back in 2013 when Instagram was first getting its start and the girls of Miami had the advantage of going viral thanks to their access to taking hot an consistent bikini pics in tropical places, which is 95 percent of the reason instagram worked….it’s like a ladies night concept in the bar scene…if you bring the women, the men will show up with their credit cards to party….cuz we’re all so easily manipulated by pussy….they call them honey pots….

So with her millions of instagram followers, her Miami quality tits, and I guess instagram quality of face fillered face, but it’s not terrible, it’s just terrible that a girl thinks she’s tall enough and hot enough to move to Miami for a legit modelling career in bikinis, not moving to Miami to do porn, but to do legit modeling, yet still feels insecure about herself enough to jack herself up, I mean is that just what these girls need to do to recruit the super rich guys they fly on private jets with? Are those rich guys semi-gay because they like women who look less like women and more like men pretending to be women….you know cuz they’ve already blown through so many hot chicks, they need something different to cum…

I DO NOT KNOW….She’s still hot and skinny though, and that’s good enough for me.

How about her topless shoot – since tits are better!

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2021

28

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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There is a global attack on Tiny Tits….

It’s like they are going door to door to ensure that people aren’t harboring any Tiny Tits, you know like they were Anne Franck, locked in the attack or under the floor boards, becasue for whatever reason, Tiny Tits have been villainized, we’ve been told they aren’t good enough, they aren’t substantial enough and the propaganda machine is busy using social media it manipulate girls into thinking their tiny tits aren’t good enough, aren’t substantial enough, so that they end up fucking the strangers they meet on other apps with their shirt on, like they were fat chicks, or fat dudes, you know shirt on sex for the insecure…or they aren’t showing off their tits in their slutty selfies that they sell or share with strangers to feel validated…even APOLOGIZING…in a “sorry for my tiny tits, I am raising money on GOFUND ME to kill those fuckers’….and the whole thing is so sad…

Because Tiny Tits don’t need to be segregated, they aren’t the mark of the beast, they are in fact perfect, amazing and statistically hotter than sloppy big tits….and the bodies are tighter and nicer to look at too.

Stop ALIENATING and OPPRESSING the tiny tits! Let them LIVE freely…LET THEM LIVE…

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