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2021

24

Sep

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

I’ve never met a frog I’ve wanted to fuck…but I wouldn’t put it past some bros out there who when on their fishing trip decide to fool the dumb one in the group to stick his dick up in a frog because people are pretty fucking sick and will put their dick in anything.

I do however think that the frog butt as a pose is something that you’d probably want to fuck, it just smooths and rounds out the ass, all arched back and on their knees sprawled out to remind us that girls are pretty damn racy now that they’ve figured out how easy it is to monetize themselves…I mean school, training, education, work….that’s crazy…just be hot and half naked on the internet and find a couple of suckers with money or credit cards…I mean working for the man in a shitty meaningless job is a worse kind of whoring….a soul sucking whoring…where this is just “you being you”…and being rewarded for it…HOW COULD IT GO WRONG?!

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2021

24

Sep

Jordyn Jones Ass on OnlyFans of the Day

The porn industry and the mainstream industry have merged thanks to evil social media, which is a bit of a trip for me, because I’ve been to porn events, I’ve known pornstars, I’ve never been very impressed by them, it’s one of those low hanging fruit situations, where if you are willing to fuck on camera and look half decent, you’re going to make money and get audience, just not for anything really valid or valuable….you’re just degrading yourself and there’s a cost for all of that….whether it is mental health, spiritual, who knows…these people are gross…no matter how hard you jack off to them…

Anyway, thanks to porn being pushed on people, becoming “cool” or “hip” where girls are like “that’s easy money”…we’ve got so many girls getting naked for money and that’s too bad….because there’s something hot about modesty, like being the creep sexualizing the girl who doesn’t sleep around, that gets lost when every bitch has her spread ass on the internet…even your mom…

So Jordyn Jones, a reality star from Kalamazoo Michigan, who was white trash enough and probably would have ended up doing porn regardless of the industry trending in this direction, is doing weird booty shoots with Riley Reid, the porn den mother, who makes TONS of money, which is what all these people envy….

IT may not be Jordyn Jones getting her throat fucked, it’s still child reality show dancer with big social media presence going down THIS road and not opening up a dance school to empower kids…because everyone is a disgusting degenerate pig…

Hot asses though. I think there’s visible asshole behind thong…these things happen…thanks to flawed or masterful thong design.


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2021

24

Sep

Gigi Hadid Slutty for Rihanna of the Day

I guess the Rihanna fashion show was a big enough satanic ritual for the evil industry to get all these puppets to climb out of their demonic tombs they call PENTHOUSES and MANSIONS, to partake in the ceremony for their demonic gods….because doughy faced Gigi Hadid came out looking about 45 year olds…to strip down in the weirdsest new mom way and for someone who thinks the Hadid’s are disgusting monsters who were either sacrificed by their father for money, or clout, or he bought their career by paying off fashion magazines because there’s not rational or logical reason why the Hadid’s are the biggest name in Fashion…it’d be like Paris Hilton being the biggest name in Fashion back when Paris Hilton was trending a decade or more ago….because tall and skinny with audience and ability to push product does not equate top model….not by my standards…but it’s a whole new world out there fools…and that’s why rich kids pretending to be models get to commit to being models like it’s an awkward SUPER SWEEET 16 game…or like the mall recording studios that rich kids would record singles at in the 90s….just cuz they can afford to be there doesn’t mean they deserve to be..

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2021

24

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Girl’s have become masters of taking nude selfies.

I remember a time when getting a nude selfie was a shot in the fucking dark, you’d never know if you’d get a girl with creative vision who could figure out the pose, you know whether she was whorish enough, or whether she was capable of emulating the other girls in the media posing hot…..

It was literally a 50/50 chance the nude you’d help direct would turn out as expected….

But fast forward 20 years and holy shit, these bitches ALL know their angles….

It’s like the female species is adaptive, or adaptable, or committed to be the best masturbation material they can possibly be…and can even make full back panties, granny panties, period panties look hot….

JUST DON’T LET THEM DRIVE…

AMIRIGHT?!

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2021

24

Sep

Frida Aasen Bikini of the Day

Frida Aasen is a fucking hot model, who has a fucking hot model body and is a reminder that model bodies are a real fucking thing that need to be celebrated, because this inclusivity has misguided that simple fact, and made all these instagram and internet “Do It Yourself” types think that just because other girls do it, or get to do it, that they should too…

So we’ve got all these fatties, trolls ,retards, amputees, skin conditioned, men who think they are women, really committing to being models…and the industry embraces them…celebrates them because they are so scared of being cancelled for not going along with the joke…..

It’s almost hilarious….but the good news is that there are still models with model bodies designed to be models the way nature fucking intended for them….

Stop stealing the jobs from the models who deserve the jobs because you’re woke….you fools…because for every fat fake bullshit model out there whining to get work…there is an actual model losing out…

That’d be like some loser high school drop out who decides he’s an electrician because he has youtube, stealing the jobs from the electricians who know what they are doing, but you can’t hire the electrician who knows what he’s doing, that’d be racist….fucking fools.

The interesting thing about Frida Aasen is that she’s from NORWAY…and NORWAY just droppped all COVID protocols and restrictions…

No more social distancing, everything goes back to full capacity, 67% fully vaccinated, but if you get COVID, you self isolate to limit the spread…like it was just a FLU….good to know..




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2021

24

Sep

Adriana Lima Lingerie of the Day

Adriana Lima’s out here in lingerie, in what I’ll assume is for Rihanna’s lingerie, or what I like to call a diversion from Victoria’s Secret who have been dragged through the mud for a few predatory reasons, including but not limited financing that guy who “didn’t kill himself”…

I have had this theory a long time ago that the big and evil corporations that produce 90 percent of the panties of the world, own slave run factories in countries where slave labor is legal and the woke don’t seem to give a shit so long as they can buy it off amazon, or the internet, or their celebrity tells them to.

These climate change activists ordering made in china shit that destroys the environment so they can have the hot crotchless panties for their social media feeds…

Anyway, the theory was that Victoria’s Secret owned all the underwear factories with the Chinese government because that’s how doing business in China works, meaning that Rihanna’s panties could very easily be made by the same people we think she’s dominating in the cheap panty industry…

I mean, that would explain why someone like Lima in her 40s, looking alright considering she’s in her 40s, is being used by her, instead of by the brand you know she’s so deeply loyal to…but yeah, she’s in her 40s and looking better than she did in her 30s…so figure out what kind of ritual made that happen…was it BOTOX, was it HORMONES….WHO KNOWS….it happened.


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2021

24

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, when women are allowed out of the kitchen, left to their own devices, maybe brain washed into thinking that having a career is more fruitful than having a family, because a love for your pay check and a corporation that doesn’t give a fuck about you, is far more amazing than love….community….etc…

But yeah, when they are let out of the kitchen, to be those independents, they produce some pretty good slutty content for attention, because everyone’s a braindead half retard chronic masturbating narcissist who likes to be reduced to masturbation fodder…BETTER ME THAN SOME OTHER GIRL…they say….

And I say, so long as they are in the oppressive fishnets, letting us know they are enslaved by the sex trade that has become applicable to all, not just gutter porn chicks, I mean even the panty is called FISH NETS a tool used to CATCH free fish for food…in a pretty aggressive way that requires very little skill…so long as you have the net…those FISH they don’t stand a chance.

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2021

24

Sep

Tranny Gets called Homeboy and Other Videos of the Day

Girl and her Dog Nap

Cat Brings a Bra Home

My Kind of Customer

Fart Caught on Doorbell Cam

Neighbor Argues with Herself

No Party at Party City

Rabid Racoon

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2021

24

Sep

Progressive Liberal Trans Joke of the Day

I don’t take political sides because they are all the same level of corrupt liar pig who isn’t actually a leader but rather an oppressor hungry with power and willing to tax and even destroy you for their personal gain. They get off on eating our souls…

I am however someone who believes in freedom of speech and having the ability to make fun of anything as inappropriately as humanly possible sometimes…I mean that’s what I used to like doing with the site…just thinking of the most horrible things about everything and consistently driving them home..

So naturally, I hate the woke people who silence and censor good jokes…or police what can and can’t be joked about…but more importantly, I don’t believe them. I think they are just extremist who got sucked down a rabbit hole and don’t believe their political agenda they are pushing because they flip flop all the time…

They cry inclusivity, but then are repressive and want death from anyone who doesn’t agree with them….

It’s actually pretty fucking uptight and out of fucking control…

Well, in today’s progressive liberal, you know a woman’s study type studying decolonization, which I guess means removing your colon and turning it into a vagina, we’ve got some girl making a mastectomy joke..

Now I’m sure I’ve made jokes about mastectomy’s before, I like to believe things are all fair game, but I’ve felt breast cancer is an attack on tits, something I love and I hate the hormones in the food, water, air, plastics, crops, dairy, birth control pills that cause breast cancer….and there’s really no humor in mastectomies when you think about it because cancer’s fucking terrible…and the only real mastectomy jokes I can think of involve Angelina Jolie who got her top surgery to avoid cancer…

So I’m not posturing myself as holier than thou when it comes to jokes, I just saw this pink hair/blue hair, freakshow who you know is the worst fucking person to try to interact with, always offended, inconsistent with their shallow agenda that they only partake in because it’s trendy, or cool, or feeds into their narcissism…

I am also not offended by this joke…it’s pretty solid…assuming it is a joke….because this mental case “Woke”….”Tranny”….progressive and angry loser who has been indoctrinated…made a joke that you’d expect her to be cancelled for, but can’t be cancelled for cuz she’s trans, smart move…I should go trans too…..

I also think people won’t see it as a joke, but will encourage her and celebrate her for her taking this stance that we’ll assume is just a joke thatgoes like this:

My transphobic mom, who doesn’t support my wanting to be on hormones, so that I can turn my vagina into a scrotum, after removing my reproductive orders, in the worst kind of teen angst imaginable, I mean real body mutilation….therefore she’s a bigot and a racist cuz she wants what is best for me….is gtting TOP surgery before me because she’s got cancer…

That’s fucking next level….but no cancelling done there…just full on support “Yeah, fuck your trans hating mom for sending you to your room for attaching weights to your clit to make it more like a dick…cancer got her for a reason”…yeah, maybe for raising a piece of shit.

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2021

24

Sep

Two View Hosts Get Pulled Off Live for Testing Positive for COVID of the Day

I don’t really do news as much as I do LOLz….but I guess sometimes news and pop culture unite and bring us such hits like this one…

Basically the View Hosts were supposed to be interviewing Kamala Harris today, two that you’ve never heard of, we’ll call them not Joy Behar, Whoopi, Barbara Streisand Walters, or Star Jones…tested positive for COVID….and got fucking PULLED off the stage and thrown in what I’ll presume is a van out back where they took them to COVID camp to quarantine…

Despite Joy Behar claiming they were vaccinated out of the WAZOO, which I guess is what old ladies call their cunts now that they are less a functional sex organ and more a party trick that just dangles there….

These are Break Through cases because the vaccines work, but sometimes 2 people out of 4 test positive, 2 out of 4 ain’t bad…you have to wonder if Joy is in the dressing room drinking bleach in hopes she doesn’t get taken down too…

The truth is that the two hosts do not appear to be too sick, so get your vaccines people…maybe more boosters…fight this barely deadly virus like it was ivermectin, vitamin D or even the Tetanus shot…which we’ll assume they’ll be given so they can get back to normal in the next 2 days, you know since you can’t have vaccinated COVID deaths on record, it’ll go against the vaccine working narrative….like two hosts who are vaccinated being pulled off live tv….oops…I just wish it was hazmat suit wearing people that pulled them off the stage for effect…

All this to say, the jokes write themselves, because I can’t write them, clearly….

Now you understand why Kamala kisses her gay husband with a mask on despite being vaccinated….because the vaccines work guys….if you don’t mind getting COVID….so get your shots!

Update:

After the initial LOL of the two View Hosts you’ve never heard of being publicly told they have covid despite being vaccinated, you have to remember, it was done like this intentionally, to instil fear and push vaccine boosters, otherwise it wouldn’t be done live to become a viral event. duh.

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