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2021

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I know, I didn’t update the site yesterday afternoon, I have a life you know…I have important things to do…I am not just a jester on the internet that no one laughs at as I awkwardly stand here with my clit sized penis poking out of my pantaloons.

No, I was not at the vaccinated only Met Gala, where I discovered that Hollywood and Celebrities have lost all semblance of “superior” being that they traditionally thought they are…

It’s like their scam, or their “Show” is coming to an end, that whole celebrity thing has become ghetto, basic, confusing yet still disgusting..

Then there’s the political idiots who are so fucking fake, in their “TAX THE RICH” at some rich person event, probably seen as edgy or a revolutionary, because society doesn’t really know what a revolutionary is…those weak, coddled fucks…So a bartender playing the part of a socialist, who has no real understanding of basically anything, but who makes for a good meme or influencer, because these talentless hacks are confused for being important, thanks to their social media following…and it’s all so fucking shameful…

It’s the reason that they’ve been able to troll us all with this COVID lie, this Vaccine Lie, this lockdown lie…we’re all a bunch of simple minded fools who would line up to be microchipped.

Luckily, some celebrities aren’t vaccinated thus didn’t go to the MET GALA, from Lady Gaga, Katy Perry who are two of the biggest satanic symbolism in pop music players….and who would know the mark of the beast if they saw it. It’s their job…..Sara Jessica Parker, Gisele and Tom Brady, Zendaya and the HADIDs and Dua Lipa….Kyle Jenner wasn’t there either…

But a whole lot of other idiots pretending to be fashion while being trash were there….

I know, for someone who doesn’t give a fuck about celebrity culture, despite posting slutty celebs all day, I know a lot about the Met Gala….but that’s just because I saw the Daily Mail article on it in passing…or at least long enough to know that celebrity has been replaced with digital marketing clickbait and thus is cheapened garbage that NO ONE should pay attention to, since these people aren’t interesting…

It’s all a fucking show, just not a very good one….it’s like the elite are mocking us to see how bad they can take things…they aren’t even trying anymore..

Here are some stepLINKS in the MORNING..

Thonged Charger Fan is Back
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Rebel Wilson’s Fat Old Lady Cleavage
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Model Paige Lorenze Shows Giants a Bikini Bolt On Titty Show
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Madonna Exposes Herself at the VMAs
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News Anchor Draws a Giant Dong!
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Penguin is Getting an HBO Show
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Guy Blasts Inappropriate Music
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20 News Reporter Moments
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Not the Best Way to Get Rid of an Ant Hill
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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2021

13

Sep

Jessie J Underwater of the Day

Jessie J has her ass out because I guess what you’re supposed to as a woman with an ass, especially when you’ve had a taste of fame through a lackluster pop career and you love those likes and follows.

I am sure she made enough money to retire, so that she has all the time in the world and can focus on taking pics of her thong ass in the pool for those likes and follows, you know to feel like she matters….

She’s also had a taste of Channing Tatum’s cum, possibly in her ass or vagina, I wasn’t there and don’t have the details. To me, that is evidence that he’s had so many hot chicks throwing themselves at him, that he felt the need to try out an average girl, you know something different….a forgotten popstar, that’s better than some 20 year old IG slut…plus the older, the weathered put in more effort during sex because she knows where she stands on the hotness and relecance charts….

I never found her hot, her gunt makes me thinks he’s a mom, but a big ass in a thong is a big ass in a thong, it’s pretty cheap clickbait, even when she adds her artsy weirdness to try to make it less slutty…you know cuz it’s art…

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2021

13

Sep

Cindy Crawford See Through of the Day

We live in a fucked up world for about 1000 different reasons, from pandemics, vaccine passports, diversity, inclusivity, impending economic collapse and every girl in the world being told to be sexual objects, a commodity that is designed to be monetized….even the old, fat and the ugly.

Cindy Crawford is not ugly, even in her older age, where her jaw’s looking a little hard but in her defence of being in a creepy and connected hollywood elite scene, where she likely gets blood transfusions with child blood, or at least stem cell milkshakes to stay young, she’s probably better than the average 200 year old..

I locked eyes with Cindy Crawford about 15 years ago, she was getting out of a car near a hotel I happened to be walking by, and I think she stole my fucking soul…and not in a good way, in more of demonic disguised as a goddess way…but maybe I’m overreacting…I mean I am sure she doesn’t remember that moment so. clearly, a big deal to me is an insignifant moment for her…since the soul she took from me was bootleg and janky…

The 90s American Supermodel of dreams who is more about pushing her clone Kaia as her own supermodel of dreams…is still doing the model in luxury lingerie thing and looks pretty fucking good for a dinosaur.

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2021

13

Sep

Candice Swanepoel and Irina Shayk in Lingerie of the Day

In what may be the hottest thing you’ll see today, at least according to me, because Swanepoel was always my favorite VS model when VS models mattered and Irina Shayk was always my favorite soulless Russian Spy who made it in America thanks to some homosexual soccer player making her his girlfriend, in exchange for Sports Illustrated Swim projects…

They may be older now, moms now, but I’m older too and they both look fucking good, especially in this fake dyke chick that may remind you of your friend’s 40 year old wife who read an article in Cosmo about how important it is for girls to double dildo each other while their husbands watch, which I assume is something that happens at dinner parties, since I have no friends and don’t do dinner parties, but spend enough time on the internet to know that girls fucking girls is part of keeping marriages, especially suburban marriages, exciting…

So this power duo are amazing….blown out mom pussies or not…they are a reminder what hot chicks were and what they should continue to be…because the internet’s got confused and normalized the uglies when this is what we need as a society.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Irina Shayk

2021

13

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

Milf Monday is the day to celebrate rebirth…because it’s Monday and you can use today as an opportunity to change your fucking life, you know change everything about your life that you want to improve…or just spend your time, thanks to being unemployed on MILFs who produce racy content of themselves as they try to reclaim their sex appeal that they probably think they’ve lost with that whole making babies shit…

Milfs are more than just the creepy and eager women giving you the eyes across the bar at 2 am, because she’s thrown in the town when it comes to shame or modesty, but instead just throws it all out there cunt first….it takes some women childbirth, miserable marriages, and all that other good stuff to really find their inner perversion…so let’s all be more positive about slutty old ladies, knowing they are actually not as old as us, now that we are grandpa aged, and collectively send them our pervert energy so that they know they matter, despite doing that whole creepy mom thing…

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2021

13

Sep

Kaili Thorne Ass of the Day

Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s half sister, that I guess Bella Thorne’s mom added to their traveling family of performers, she needed as many bodies as she could find in order to hedge the odds of one making it in the industry…

Since Kaili wasn’t her biological daughter and probably a burden when they had no money and needed to feed all the kids, so you know this one got the table scraps thrown at it, which is probably why the other ones are rich songstresses, rich media empires backed by disney, while this one gets to pose in their fancy cars with half a pussy lip hanging out.

It’s weird how self produced porn is so normalized, that everyone’s doing it, but I guess a generation of perverts is always needed before the fall of society happens, and I guess it was only a matter of time before girls were repulsed by porn, only to realize guys jack of to porn, and by genetic coding deep in their animal DNA, felt they needed to be what guys jacked off to, so porn it is.

I don’t mind all girls producing porn, I just find it weird to see because i remember a time they didn’t….they were our dark ages…

In conclusion, Kaili don’t only post her ass in a thong next to fast cars in cowboy boots, she also fucks dildos and other things so google her if you’re looking to pay for that.

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Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2021

13

Sep

Rumer Willis Nude of the Day

A camera in the face always makes for a better selfie for most people…

Rumer Willis is bringing the heat, if you consider this hot, and you probably don’t, considering we live in a society filled with gaping asshole pics and dildo insertion videos designed to show off how grippy a girl’s labia are, a little casual nude selfie to show off half a tit, that may not even be a real tit, but could be inspired by Demi Moore tit, since Demi Moore’s the kind of lady who was ahead of the game on the plastic surgery thing, where she was getting millions of dollars of it back when it wasn’t something you could get done at your local nail salon…

We are currently in the era of every bitch and their mother competing for the same muppet face, where 16 year olds and 50 year olds look like the same kind of cartoon character, as everyone matches their instagram filters, and where natural beauty or lack of natural beauty is a thing of the fucking past, as everyone morphs into the same kind weird fucking modern trans human species…

Anyway, Rumer Willis definitely started out wonky, had to do what she could to look more like her mom, and since her mom was all fake, and since society is all fake, this is the modern version of what was once referred to by all those mean celeb blogs as a potato head.

Keep on the toplessness, she’s lookin better than ever and that’s important in this vapid, shallow and superficial world.

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2021

13

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Milky Tits Monday are a reminder of the functional purpose of tits, you know so that we aren’t called Misogynistic perverts who objectify women for their tits, as it is evidence that we recognize the point of tits…not to be jerked off to, but to be used to feed offspring, even in a society of people who only have kids for a prop on their social media and who only campaign for free the nipple as a mechanism to promote the natural function of tits, so that they have the built in excuse to show the tits.

In conclusions, I have never tasted breast milk as an adult, in a sex act, with a new mom being naughty…but I guess with the help of these girls are their titty content, we’re one step closer to that.

God Bless the Internet for bringing the best out in people!!

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Posted in:Lactating

2021

13

Sep

Taking Your Girl to Hooters and Other Videos of the Day

Porch Thief….

Dog Wearing Glasses at the Beach

Angry Karen VS The Door

Guy Hit Camera with Golf Club

Squirrels in the Luggage

Homeless Guy Breaks into Home

Wedding Party Can’t Gt the Rings

Girl Fills Her Car Up with Diesel – Idiot

Woman Goes Off!

Neighbor wants the Baking Soda

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

What’s up all you mask wearing idiots…

After going off grid for the weekend, no looking at a screen at all, I realize that life is substantially better….

This isn’t some revelation, I’ve always known that the screen was stealing my soul and that my commitment to updating a shitty website was idiotic…but the last 2 years with all that COVID shit, its just got substantially worse.

I do think it’s good to know the government and big corporate’s plan to cull off the population, to track and control the slave class, you know to not get caught up in it….but at the same time….who fucking cares, we can’t control that shit, so maybe the best solution is to be ignorant shill they think we are….because it’s far more relaxing..

I didn’t see one person in a mask the entire weekend, not one whining idiot trying to pus their opinion on what being a good citizen is, not one person warning other people that the vaccine hustle by the government is creepier than it’s ever been, not one puppet working for the media pretending COVID is this scary thing we should all burry ourselves into a bunker over…

We are all going to die eventually, might as well be from COVID to get those hospitals paid, than other shit, like vaccines….

So in conclusion….log off social media, quit your jobs, throw your computer and phones in the river and hitch hike to the middle of the woods, to begin your new life as a hobo hermit…..it’s really the only answer.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Attention Seeker Megan Fox in a Slutty Outfit
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Fans Blame Shilene Woodley for Aaron Rodger’s Bad Game
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Christina Aguilera as Lady Liberty
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Alanis Morisette Explains that She Was Raped by People with No Taste.
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Power Agent Ari Emanuelle’s Expensive House is for Sale
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Man VS Salesman who Sold Mother 6000 Dollar Doors
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David Blaine and his Street Magic
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Anti-Vaxxer Cries During 2021 US Open Championship
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Frank de Martini the Man who Saved 77 9/11 Victims
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Vending Machine Win!
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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