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2021

27

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tits of the Day

There was a time when Miley rebranded herself from her Hannah Montana form to this edgy hipster who gets half naked on the internet or fully naked on the internet like she was a tumblr girl of the generation…which is a tactic used to keep her fan base riding this train with her….because if she stayed some Hannah Montana weirdo who reminds me of this guy I knew in my 20s who still worked as a camp councillor, and he wasn’t even into it for weird sexual predator reasons, which would have been more understanding, even if I dont support that kind of thing….but being a mid 20 year old super excited about spending summers running the music program at summer camp like he’s still a 13 year old…is uncomfortable.

So yeah, if she played the bubbly Disney kid, the fans they spent millions building would go onto be whores on the internet, leaving Miley behind and that’s BAD investment….

So make her an edgy tormented, “I don’t give a fuck” tumblr hipster who gets naked and then she’ll be their leader…

Which means, Miley has a lot to do with all the nudes you have access to today…the OnlyFans girls, the cam girls, the naked girls on reddit, she normalized it as a celebrity and was the first to do it, so bow down to the fucking queen.

Sure she got married and boring, stopped the nudes, but she’s back and I like it.

BIG Miley Nude Fan over here….she can do no wrong…she is important and these must be from her hot shoot that dropped last week by a talented photographer bringing the nudes in a fun way, the way they are supposed to be BROUGHT.

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2021

27

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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GET FIT motherfuckers, or watch girls using fitness as an angle to show off their hotness, BOTH work in their own way to get that heart beat up like it as an adverse vaccine reaction….HOT PUSSY WORKING OUT GIVES ME MYOCARDITIS LIKE IT WAS PFIZER…

We all know that being fit is the key to a strong immune system, and having a strong immune system means that you’ve got some armor against whatever bio weapon they throw at you, at least until they get more aggressive and start pushing seriously deathly viruses on us, which they will…that’s the ERA…

We may know that being fit makes for a better quality of life and all that shit, you know fitting into a plane seat or not breaking a chair in a restaurant is just the tip of the fucking icerberg…

But that doesn’t mean we have what it takes to get fit….or to bother, because maybe dying sooner than necessary is the real answer, why have a lust to win when you’re just a useless eater.

Luckily, we have girls who workout and who are into producing sexual content around their workouts…so we can feel healthy by extension of their hard work…

The chicks are really the only reason to go to the gym, also a good reason to become trans, so you can go to the locker room at the gym, to see them in the showers, like we want to…and deserve to…because we are WOMEN too…at least when we hit the gym…

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2021

27

Oct

Alexandra Daddario Braless of the Day

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Alex Daddario is arguably one of the top actresses of the times, that’s not to say she’s that good of an actress, but are any actors really any good, I would argue, ideal in a mud wrestle, with Daddario’s big tits, maybe even to the death, SUFFOCATE ME BITCH, that all actors are jokers who suck at acting, but just don’t feel the shame a normal person would doing the same thing…

ANYWAY, I am sure she doesn’t make A-Lister money, but as a mid-30s chick, she’s got some time in her to buy that Oscar like she was Brie Larson so that she can make movies designed for the Chinese Market, where the real money is….but she does have big tits on her small frame…

Which brings up the point of this post, that as a celeb only known for her tits, she’s not doing a very good job showing her tits, which is always a bold move, that reminds us that she’s being fed too well, that she can hide the tits and still get the attention she feels she deserves.

This is a paid ad by that big YOGA company they all wear….and she’s not even showing the tits they likely paid for….what a fucking fail…she may have even hired a photographer for this shit…and NO tits…WHAT KIND OF SCAM IS THIS DADDARIO…

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2021

27

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Definition, Camel Toe, HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO-PUSS, or whatever you want to call pants too tight for a meaty pussy, or a pussy so fat that it’s got one of them eating disorders where all it wants to do is eat everything around it, is one of my favorite real life experiences I have these days…

For whatever reaason, I assume the popularity of transgenderism, and the attack on the biological female, as men have infiltrated their gender and are winning at their sports, advancing in their jobs, being rewarded WOMAN of the year like we’re at the Special Needs School and forced to tell the retard 15 year old who figured out that 2+2 is 4 using a couple of the rocks he played with, is like he just solved world hunger or broke some fucking code and figured out eternal life like he was Elon Musk….instead of hitting it over the head and saying “of course 2+2 is 4, you’re 15, figure it the fuck out, slow mo”…

Anyway…I am here to support the bilogical female, as a fan of the pussy, seeing the pussy cleavage, so you can essentially see the full pussy, or at least how fat the full pussy is, just going out to the grocery store, or the park…is a HUGE improvement in humanity, cuz otherwise I’d never get to see their pussy.

So SUPPORT the pussy wedgie MOVEMENT…it’s important…in the fight to SAVE biological women….

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2021

27

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Fitness Tits of the Day

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I find it interesting that I didn’t give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio when she was a Victoria’s Secret model, you know when she was younger and theoretically, based on that fact alone, hotter…girls don’t get hotter when they get older unless they practice fucking witch craft or evil…

So yeah, don’t think that I gave a fuck about any Victoria’s Secret model, this site was started as a joke to make fun of losers who didn’t go outside to fuck real chicks, because they were too busy overhyping the above average celebrity chicks they’d fetishize, which as far as I’m concerned, it’s a waste of fucking time and a waste of fucking life…hence why I do it all day…I hate myself more than I hate any of these people…

But yeah, Ambrosio, the average model during her time with VS, eventually turning into the 40 year old who never fucking retired…yet all of a sudden…she’s hot as shit now..

How does that happen? Is this a clone, is this a real person, I mean when you’re human trafficked to America to pose half naked, there’s probably lots of secret stories and dick sucks we’ll never know about…

What we do know is that maybe it’s diet, exercise, fitness, strategic face injections, sleeping because they are rich and have nothing else to do…there’s probably ways to “Hack the system”….

Because this fitness content with her tits is hot…and that makes no sense at its core…but that’s how it goes.

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2021

27

Oct

Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

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Other than the screenshot at the top where it looks like Heidi Klum’s ass has lost it’s elasticity because she’s old as shit, you like like it’s being whipped around like a tire that lost its treads on a truck that is no rushing to get your Amazon orders because there is a supply chain issue….

So other than the fact that her skinny, skin hanging off her where her ass once was….like her ass is like a fleshy garbage bag 1/10 filled with water….

She’s looking pretty good..

Just yesterday, I saw some 2001 Heidi Klum photoshoot, probably on the forum, and thought “she looks better now”…which makes no sense since she’s had a dozen kids, has had some weird sex with really big penis, so that you’d expect her vagina to be dangling in the wind like it was her ass cheek….

I don’t know how that makes any sense, I mean it doesn’t make any traditional biological sense…but she could be a robot, or she could be a product of Eugenics, I mean she is German and they were and still are really into eugenics…so that they can make their bitches as hot as possible…not a bad campaign, despite it being a little “playing god”…which by definition is evil…BUT AT LEAST THE BITCHES ARE HOT…well into their 50s…even after shitting out a dozen kids…so stop HATING…not that anyone is hating…everyone is fetishizing these evil fucks pushing Eugenics on YOU.

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2021

27

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Bebe Rexha’s actual name is Bleta. I wonder why she ran with Bebe…when she could have normalized Bleta…you know give the other Bletas in the world the opportunity to feel empowered by her, you know instead of trying to give herself a more cutesy and conventional name…there’s a clothing brand called Bebe…Bebe means baby in french…you know…seemingly a more conventional approach to popstar-dom than Bleta…but what message does that tell the Bletas of the world? That they should be ashamed of their name, that they should change it to be more “Western” or “stripper-like”….

I get that she’s done the whole “fat old chicks can be popstars too”..you know cuz she’s old and fat, but knew that you can’t censor or suppress fat as being a bad thing anymore, that body positivity thing is rock solid and can’t be thwarted…fat girls are playing bikini models on the internet like we live in a fucking parody…and we probably do…and I guess the being old thing thanks to her decade of writing hit songs is just a side note since actual old chicks are still be treated like 20 year old vixens…J.LO…

But to change your name, like she’s ashamed of who she is…pretty concerning…isn’t it BLETA…

Here she is in a pant suit….because she’s a professional…

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2021

27

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed Wednesday is not that important of a day, I mean is anything really that important in this era of just trying to fucking survive, because there’s a terrible thing happening, called the fall of society.

That said, last week I did a very top level analysis by a drunk uneducated fuck who doesn’t read actual information or do deep digs into anything because I find tits more interesting and I get bored easily.

My theory was that weed was made illegal for no real reason, besides it being a product from NATURE, which means FROM GOD, that people were clearly designed to consume whether by smoking or eating it, but like other meds that aren’t patented, there’s no money in giving the public what they need to have their most enlightened life, so regulate it.

They don’t want people “awake”…they don’t want people relaxed, inspired…they don’t want their paid mitigated or medicated through a plant they can grow on their balcony…it’s a weed afterall…

I know they are legalizing it now, as a bait and switch, to make you think they are cool….or maybe it’s because they aren’t weed smokers and think legalizing weed will keep the people braindead and streaming, not paranoid and drawing the blue prints of their survival bunker….and that’s probably a good thing, let them have their tax money, since they tax everything, because they are YOUR FRIEND…who TAKE all your money…to you know FUND CRAZY FUCKING THINGS….

Anyway….these girls get naked with weed, as activists, protestors, influencers, weed lovers finding weed dudes into weed and it may not be the hottest chicks, or the girls who look like they smoke too much weed, but it’s still a valid excuse to get girls naked…you know it has a meaningful purpose to encourage all people to SUPPRT THE GREEN…or some other lame shit you’d see from the stoner in your high school with his Head Shop merch decorating his locker….WEED LEAF FLAGS, POSTERS, T-SHIRTS and HATS…cuz that motherfucker loves his weed…nerds come in all shapes, with all interest levels…I’m most into the nude ones.

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2021

27

Oct

Madison Pettis Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know what “think tank” or “lab” or underground bunker at the Disney Studio that this Madison Pettis girl crawled out of, but there has been some investment into her celebrity, because even before she became a Rihanna lingerie model, which was a weird choice for her ambassador program, but it worked out alright for everyone involved I am sure…

She had over 1,000,000 followers from the marketing of her Disney shows, they had money invested in her, but they didn’t have that bridge to get her half naked on the internet…so they partnered with Rihanna, got her naked and basically let us all know this Texan, if she’s actually from Texan, has some awesome tits, and really that’s all you need to get by in this world, so I have big dreams for the future of Madison Pettis as an ADULT actress, meaning adult aged, not porn, but in your lifetime, we can assume all content produced out of hollywood will be porn to keep you entertained and distracted in your cells…so she’s got a great body for that.

YAY.

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2021

27

Oct

Rumer Willis Topless Butch of the Day

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I have consistently hated on Rumer Willis because as fun of a fetish celebrity kids are to some of us, mainly myself, I’ve been a huge ambassador of the kids of celebs, who are celebs by extension, continuing to be celebs on their social media because as unimpressive as they may be, they are connected to famous people so tight that they climbed out of their balls or cunt, or in Rumer’s case both…

That doesn’t mean I’ve found Rumer hot, she was actually pretty weird looking, but like her mom Demi, she’s got some work done to try to live out that rebuilt Demi Moore, rather than the genetic Demi Moore no one remembers or cares about because she was ugly.

It does mean that I’ll look at her tits, like Ill look at her mom’s leaked nudes, which seem to be something that’s going around the internet, more on that when I come across them officially…but in the mean time, let’s see RUMER in overalls like a lesbian electrician coming to fix your furnace only a little more fuckable than that since the shirt is off.

This isn’t life changing, but she’s a vapid celebrity rich kid who only exists because of her parents, which I guess you could say applies to all humans, but I’m not talking about existing on the planet, I mean existing as a celebrity for being born to celebrities. You see how this works here right? We like tits.