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2021

14

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

The Tight Pants are Upon Us….

Just leave your house, if you’re into that kind of thing….you know because you’re not some chicken shit pussy scared of catching some COVID thing since you realize there are about 1000 things that can kill you including but not limited to a heart attack while jerking off to porn, balls deep in your pocket pussy, some offbrand fleshlight you rigged with cold cuts and a paper towel roll, which isn’t really that impressive if you were to use actual ruler measurements, but that’s as good as you can get…

But yeah, if you leave your house, cuz you’re not scared to live, there are tight pants everywhere, from GYM to casual mom getting her steps in, and tight pants make asses look better, even on fat chicks…

So here’s a bunch of tight pants to inspire you in any way it inspires you…

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2021

14

Sep

Sara Sampaio Side Boob of the Day

Here’s some Portuguese Princess, who may not be a Portuguese Princess, I don’t know if Portugal even has royalty, maybe they were just the fisherman supplying actual Euro-Royals their fish…I guess I could google it, but I don’t pride myself on being historically accurate…..I don’t even pride myself on posting facts..

What I do do…doo doo….omg HILARIOUS..

What I do do is post pics of slutty models who don’t look all that great in skimpy outfits since everyone dresses like a Miami stripper….it’s FASHION motherfuckers..

This could be for the VACCINATED ONLY SEGREGATION MET BALL….since Anna Wintour is a TYRANT…but who gives a fuck about those snobby fucks alienating each other, like they’ve alienated the simple minded middle of the road people who aren’t rich, famous and glamorous, but they are the people buying shitty VOGUE magazine.

Fuck these cunts….or stare at their side tits…either works.


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2021

14

Sep

Victoria Beckham Fitness of the Day

Here’s some old lady Posh Spice, not quite expired, spices last forever, I mean I still use oregano I found in a dumpster 30 years ago because waste not want not or some shit…

The only funny thing about this is the idea that Victoria Beckham does fitness, that shit is for the soccer husband or maybe the entitled brat rich kids, but not for posh…since I always took her for the kind of girl who just starves herself, but maybe that’s just what she wanted us to believe in her emaciated state of fancy over the last few years…

I’ll assume this regal rich kid turned pop icon from the UK is getting paid to whatever brand is across her old lady tits….because none of these people do anything for free…not even pretend to do fitness.

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2021

14

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are TITTIES too…

I will never subscribe to the idea that big tits are any better than small tits, even if sometimes a big set of tits is a gift from god that may make you believe in religion again, now that evil is hard at work and it is obvious and after realizing that there has been an attack on relgion the last 50 years as they try to turn people into the heathens that they are…

So yes, big tits can be life changing to stare at, or inspiring at the very least, but that doesn’t mean that small tits don’t pack a punch…

They sit nicer, they look nice, they are manageable, they don’t have gross nipples, they don’t sag and the bodies they come stock on are usually tight…not soft…

There is a perkiness that may mean I am not a tit guy, but I love tits, so that can’t be it, I just like all tits, not specific tits, which is probably part of being a man….as men who are selective of the kind of tits they like are a little fucking queer….especially when they call small tits little boy tits as they do…how can anyone look at a woman breast and think of boys…unless they are queer.

EXACTLY…CASE IN MOTHERFUCKING POINT.

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2021

14

Sep

Miley Cyrus Fake Vegan of the Day

Here’s some Miley eating some Fried Chicken because she’s southern like that, despite probably promoting veganism incessantly when she was a vegan, since none of these idiots are consistent, their messaging completely contradictory and confusing, because they are shells of humans, who push whatever they are told to push….

I guess she hasn’t got the Memo that the future is not so bright for meat eaters, but at the same time, that will never apply to her, because she’s one of their ambaassadors, heroes, front people, puppets, agenda pushers….who pretends to be edgy and anti establishment, but who is the fucking establishment….

The good news is that I find Miley hot…and she’s got mini short shorts on with her tits in a crop top…looking a little thicker than usual…but so are most people…I go outside and this COVID shit has made so many people FAT AS FUCK..

The tragedy in all this is not seeing how fat her pussy’s got…where is that cameltoe hiding..

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2021

14

Sep

Medical Worker Monday on a Tuesday of the Day

How dare I forget to post Medical Worker Monday…as they are trying to ban or make protesting outside hospitals illegal as the people protesting outside hospitals are medical workers against vaccine mandates…which is pretty wild, the people who administer the shots, the front line heroes, are against medical tyranny forcing medicine into them, even though they work with COVID patients on a daily basis…well DOESN’T THAT go against the bullshit narrative they are lying to you about….

I remember when they rooked the Medical Workers in by calling them heroes, getting them on board with their bullshit, by stroking their egos and making them feel wanted and important…well THAT went south fast….

I was originally against the Medical Workers producing porn to mooch off the hype around their career in the media, but that was before the media and the government turned on the Medical Workers…

So now I’m endorsing them, encouraging you to support them if you can, because a lot of these people are now out of work, over a SHOT they DON’T WANT TO Get, because it is not EFFECTIVE and stopping the spread of COVID, if anything it mutates the virus to be vaccine resistant, thanks assholes…but more importantly…YOU can’t force motherfuckers to get an experimental shot, and if you do, you’ll get pushback from those who have a fucking clue….

All this to say, get the vaccine that isn’t a vaccine if you want, but firing people over it, or not letting people in your business without it, is fucking disgraceful and you deserve all the lawsuits, lack of business, I fucking hope is coming your way….

Any company enforcing vaccine mandates and vaccine passports is a segregating piece of shit…because the data doesn’t support anything they are telling us.

Medical workers who stand up for this, who don’t comply to this, who don’t respect the gag orders they are under, and TELL the people the truth about VACCINE injury, about how inflamed hearts are not just a after thought, but rather a serious condition that ends in death in 66% of cases within 5 years according to the myocarditis WIKI…

GET IT TOGETHER people…

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2021

14

Sep

Nicki Minaj the Anti-Vaxxer Hero of the Day

I always assumed that Nicki Minaj was a puppet used by the industry in exchange for a lot of money

She always used the satanic symbolism in her music videos that these celebrity idiots use, so I just figured she was owned.

Not to mention, she was originally cast as a pop star from an acting school, where she did the Black Lady Gaga thing, before deciding to do the hood rap thing, and throughout it all, I’ve been a hater…

THAT ALL CHANGED TODAY…because she spoke out against the Bullshit Met…basically saying that to get vaccinated to go to a fashion party to be seen is bullshit…when she knows someone who got vaccinated and is now impotent…because guess what…THE VACCINE INJURES PEOPLE….and more importantly the VACCINE doesn’t work…that’s why they are doing BOOSTER shots and the “double vaccinated” are the bioweapons morphing a virus and those who don’t see that covid is the crime against humanity are fucking fools..

Nicki Minaj is clearly not a fool and LUCK

While here’s the left turning on the left….as she says “SISTER” 14 times to bro down…fuck you MSNBC you communist garbage unqualified journalist talking head clowns…what is this trash, who watches this trash….

The funniest thing is that they are SOOOOO Mad at Nicki Minaj, because they want to push this bullshit experimental medicine on people blindly….and all Nicki Minaj said was…

“If you get a vacccine for a party you’re an idiot, get a vaccine after you do your own research”…

MSNBC is so scared of people doing the research, when they’ve censored the research, forcing people to dig through the internet to find the research…

They are mad at her, calling her irresponsible for not being a puppet slave parrot, but instead telling people to get MEDICINE THAT MAKES SENSE to get, not medicine the government decides you need, because they are the government and don’t actually give a fuck about you…

The world is fucked and I blame MSNBC for being part of that, they are the fucking criminals….making their leader richer and richer every second…these people will all eat each other before it’s over…

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2021

14

Sep

Missing Van Lifer of the Day

Here’s a fucking crazy story…

The Van Life is one of the hottest trends that’s happened in the last 4-5 years but really hot in the last 2 years since the pandemic happened, where people outfit vans into mini condos and drive around the country for their youtube and social media. A lot of them get paid doing it because it’s a fun and adventurous life..

Well this girl, Gabby Petito decided to do the whole nomad thing, but 2 months into the van life dream, she disappeared.

The boyfriend, a guy named Brian Laundrie returned home with the van, hired a lawyer, isn’t cooperating with the police….

Now the question is – is Gabby Petito staging a viral stunt to get those followers, you know being a van life influencer is a competitive market now that so many people are doing it….

Or did her boyfriend murder her, or abandon her in some off grid location, because living in a van with a girl sounds like a fucking nightmare to anyone who has met a girl, especially a “content creator” who is trying to monetize with that Youtube Money…

But seeing a cute influencer disappear is a tragedy, why couldn’t this have been a Kardashian…right…

I’m a true crime reporter now…and the moral of the story is NEVER TRUST AN INSTAGRAM BOYFRIEND…real men don’t need social media….

I guess the life lesson is don’t go on adventures, don’t be an influencer, don’t be a content creator, don’t travel, stay inside and live vicariously through social media…virtual reality…you know in order to truly LIVE…

If you have any information, or have seen her or someone like her, I have no idea who you should report it to….but you’ll figure it out.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

14

Sep

Twerk Fail and Other Videos of the Day

Woman is a Little Too Into Planes

Woman Tries Pranking Dog – Face Plants

Mama Long Horn Plays with Baby

Girl Leaves her Man for a Guy on a Jetski

White Girl Instagram

The Howlers

Plant Watering Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I know, I didn’t update the site yesterday afternoon, I have a life you know…I have important things to do…I am not just a jester on the internet that no one laughs at as I awkwardly stand here with my clit sized penis poking out of my pantaloons.

No, I was not at the vaccinated only Met Gala, where I discovered that Hollywood and Celebrities have lost all semblance of “superior” being that they traditionally thought they are…

It’s like their scam, or their “Show” is coming to an end, that whole celebrity thing has become ghetto, basic, confusing yet still disgusting..

Then there’s the political idiots who are so fucking fake, in their “TAX THE RICH” at some rich person event, probably seen as edgy or a revolutionary, because society doesn’t really know what a revolutionary is…those weak, coddled fucks…So a bartender playing the part of a socialist, who has no real understanding of basically anything, but who makes for a good meme or influencer, because these talentless hacks are confused for being important, thanks to their social media following…and it’s all so fucking shameful…

It’s the reason that they’ve been able to troll us all with this COVID lie, this Vaccine Lie, this lockdown lie…we’re all a bunch of simple minded fools who would line up to be microchipped.

Luckily, some celebrities aren’t vaccinated thus didn’t go to the MET GALA, from Lady Gaga, Katy Perry who are two of the biggest satanic symbolism in pop music players….and who would know the mark of the beast if they saw it. It’s their job…..Sara Jessica Parker, Gisele and Tom Brady, Zendaya and the HADIDs and Dua Lipa….Kyle Jenner wasn’t there either…

But a whole lot of other idiots pretending to be fashion while being trash were there….

I know, for someone who doesn’t give a fuck about celebrity culture, despite posting slutty celebs all day, I know a lot about the Met Gala….but that’s just because I saw the Daily Mail article on it in passing…or at least long enough to know that celebrity has been replaced with digital marketing clickbait and thus is cheapened garbage that NO ONE should pay attention to, since these people aren’t interesting…

It’s all a fucking show, just not a very good one….it’s like the elite are mocking us to see how bad they can take things…they aren’t even trying anymore..

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Rebel Wilson’s Fat Old Lady Cleavage
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Madonna Exposes Herself at the VMAs
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Penguin is Getting an HBO Show
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