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2024

04

Jun

Britney Spears Recycles Titty Grabbing Bikini Video of the Day

Britney Spears is like the summer months of TV programming in the 90s, when you’d get no new episodes, just recycled bullshit to carry you through the season before being given the new….only Britney is probably dead or locked up in some institution where they have her attached to a feeding tube while they just suck her dry for every penny they can….some modern day slavery…I think they call it indentured servitude….IN DEBT for life…

Anyway, she’s posted this bikini picture before, I know because I remember her big tits being pushed together and trying to figure out if those are fat tits being pushed up or if she’s got implants….

I find recycled content, even slutty content on social media offensive, I want new nudes or semi nudes, even if they are old nudes since Britney is dead or locked up somewhere….get the AI engine working harder, that BODY DOUBLE bent the fuck over, even bring the BRITNEY corpse out for some updated content, DIG HER UP if you have to….

The same picture, same video, same backdrop….all outdated and boring is getting old and it’s not very convincing that Britney is FREE….or that she’s unhinged and manic…because if she was free, manic, rich and unhinged…this feed would be hell of a lot more fun…

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2024

04

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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As it turns out….I really like tight pants, primarily tight shorts, because even today I saw some girl in tight pants walking her dog in a tightest an skimpiest pair of booty shorts, like some kind of gym goer and despite having a mangled face, a gut hanging over the tight pants, I still stared at her ass….

The tight pants…suck you right in….like the pussy sucks them right in….

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2024

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just given hope in society because two slutty teen girls, one in mini skirt and the other is shorts with her ass hanging out of them, both looking like they were trying to get pregnant or at least like they were defying their parents being bad girls thanks to the influences of social media….

But that’s not why I was given hope in society, I was given hope in society because a homeless crackhead woman with no teeth walked out of the liquor store and handed them a bottle of vodka that they quickly put into their bag for a Friday night of party and trying to get pregnant….

I was happy to see such enterprising youth still down to get fucked up in this woke and boring society….

I debated scaring them and telling them I called the police but was too happy they pulled off that hustle of paying a crackhead to do their dirty work and that the crackhead actually delivered on the task….

I also realized that if I told them I called the cops, they’d probably actually call the cops and say I molested them, or human trafficked them, because they are smart enough to recruit homeless people to buy them booze, so definitely smart enough to use sex offence as a way to manipulate men…..

Either way, the future looks bright.

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Miley Cyrus Debuts a New Look!
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Heidi Klum Turns 51 in Her Birthday Suit!
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Lady Gaga’s Makeup Hacks!
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Man pretends to step over nothing and pranks people
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Nata Lee’s Black Dress Sensation: Jaw-Dropping Sunset Shoot Reveals Her Spectacular Breasts and Sexy Legs
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10 Unusual Places Where Priceless Treasures Were Hidden in WWII
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Man uses a typewriter inside a library and pranks people
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Bonus Butts #453
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Rihanna Nip Slip in a Zebra Coat!
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TITS MAKE THE WORLD SPIN, OR AT LEAST MY WORLD
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7-feet-tall woman goes out in public and records the reactions of people
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Another Tik Toker Records Himself Jumping From A Dumb Height For Internet Clout
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Just Started Throwing Hands! HAHAHA
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Gia Duddy Gets a New Car!
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Insane competition between 1000 cockroaches and 1000 ants
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Draya Michele’s Post Baby Bikini Body!
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21 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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“Celebrities from shein” – Alexander Wang comes under fire for using Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Beyonce lookalikes in latest bag campaign
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The incredible art of Venetian glass art design in action
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Magician does tricks that shock people
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Some of the most controversial moments at the England 2024 tennis tournament
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Gracie Hunt Visits the White House!
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Eva Longoria Upskirt at the Cannes Film Festival!
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41 Casual Things That People Online Learned Embarrassingly Late
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The Hottest Heidi Klum Bikini Photos
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Natalia Garibotto in a bikini on her beach holiday in Ibiza
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Times when people faced instant karma
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The famous rear of Emily Ratajkowski … in a new photoshoot!
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AUTONOMOUS PARKINGS
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Taylor Hill in her Bikini!
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40 of the craziest science experiments that people can try out at home
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Charli XCX Gets Real with British GQ!
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Coach’s Girl Veronica Bielik is with a New Man!
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How Cars Are Made
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Joanna “JoJo” Levesque SummerFest 2022
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Eiza González Flaunts Beautiful Legs and Alluring Cleavage at Cannes
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People get too close to the royal guards on horseback and pay the price
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All The Weird Piercings You Can Get
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Marica Chanelle Makes Her Stepson Clean Up His Mess!
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The Age of Filters (GIF)
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College Students Banging
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Tessa Thompson’s rear nudity in Dear White People (2014)
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Girl, You Aint Sober
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My Hero Academia 3 (Sex Game)
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Marria Leeah Busty Blonde
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Curt Maddox (Sex Games)
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Meryem Urzeli was topless again in episode 3 of RU
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2024

03

Jun

Millie Bobby Brown is a Wife on her Knees of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is the Stranger Things child actress that perverts eagerly waited until she turned 18, because they are decent perverts who don’t sexualize girls on the shows they masturbate to, until they are of legal fuck age.

I didn’t watch that show, so she’s always been legal fuck age to me, and is also some over followed media whore who’s been made into a wife, because she married Bon Jovi’s kid this past week or two.

To celebrate she went to the fair in her tight shorts that read “Wifey” and a hat that reads “Wife of the Party” almost like she’s milking this whole marriage in a way that people jerking off to her when she is on her knees will know she’s spoken for…she is MILLIE BOBBY BROWN BON JOVI….

This may not be TRAD WIFE movement, but it’s tight shorts and that’s gotta count for something.

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2024

03

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples Out in a Dress of the Day

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I realize that it’s a trend for girls to not wear bras….it’s not really all that new of a thing, I’m pretty sure girls in the 90s weren’t wearing bras….then the whole American Apparel thing happened where girls continued to not wear bras….then there’s the whole high fashion thing where I used to watch fashion shows on fashion tv shows for the tits because I like tits…

So walking around tits out isn’t anything new, whether you’re a lazy slophole at the pharmacy buying some 2 for 1 chocolate bars and plan b….or some trendy hipster at the vintage store for homeless dudes like me to sexualize….or some high fashion highly influential on instagram bitch being fashionable in her designer wares….the overall outcome is the same and that’s that I can sexualize them all based on their tits the way nature intended…

I don’t think Kendall Jenner, the hotest and possibly Trans Jenner, or maybe just the vagina they moulded like a fleshlight to help shape Bruce’s dick into something more authentic…is breaking any internet with her tits out, but better with her tits out than without her tits out…

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2024

03

Jun

Mandy Rose Butthole of the Day

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Mandy Rose is a NXT Women’s Champion in the WWE, or was before she realized that selling nudes was a far more lucrative hustle, so like whores before her, she chased the money from selling her nudes to being a big contender in the WWE….

The reality is that the WWE own their bitches, or their trademarks on their name and the bitches get a shitty salary to keep them happy because it’s better than working at the Orlando hotel bar.

So once amassing the huge fanbase….selling the fans nudes is the smart strategy from a business management perspective…even if it gets you fired for breaching the decency clause in the contract, even though all the WWE chicks look like strippers who can’t be decent….

Anyway, her nudes have evolved to butthole and staring a butthole, the window to the soul is what people get excited about, especially in pride month, you fags.

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2024

03

Jun

Leni Klum Dancing with her Friend of the Day

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Leni Klum is the hot commodity that Heidi Klum’s vagina has unleashed on the world about 20 years ago and over those 20 years she was nurturing it, grooming it, raising it to be hot vagina on its own, because being hot vagina is important, even when you’re already rich and have no real need for a hot vagina….it’s not like a poor and desperate woman trying to make it…who best have a hot vagina in order to make it otherwise she’s destined to a life of Walmart cashiering.

Leni in being her fun mom’s fun daughter, got into some revealing bodysuit that her ass and tits hang out of for the internet, she did a little hot dance with her friend for the internet to masturbate to, all while being perfectly safe for work and brand friendly so they can score all those lucrative brand deals they don’t need since they are rich, but that they like, because they are rich….and rich people by default fucking love money.

The good news, hot ass and big tits hanging out of outfits on skinny chicks while dancing is something I am into…

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2024

03

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Tits and Ass of the Day

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I can only hope that Taylor Swift’s success that I equate to witchcraft because the power of marketing and relateable lyrics can’t be as strong as they are for Taylor Swift.

I actually think all you vaccinated freaks got injected with alien technology that involves antennae that act as brain washing receptors since you had weak brains to begin with and the powers that be can just manipulate you into buying into bullshit…like Taylor Swift…

The reality is that people are generally just follower sheep idiots who do what they are told, they are conditioned to do what everyone else does and find comfort in that…

But yeah, I hope that Miley steps up and decides it’s time for her to take her actual country roots to knock this poser bitch out of the way, ideally in a mud wrestling setting, you know to keep it country, because Miley is far hotter than Taylor Swift, who is not hot at all….AND most importantly….Miley shows her tits and ass off, which are still hot to me.

This is a photoshoot.

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2024

03

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if the milky tit obsession has to do with a general love for tits, because we are wired to love tits because as babies that’s what kept us alive, not that I was breast fed, I was more thrown in a ditch and managed to survive off the dirt and sludge I was eating, before being found and dropped off at the shelter, which lucky for you wasn’t a kill shelter, since I’m here to bring you HUMAN dervied, NON-AI content daily all these years later….

So yeah, do we like milky tits because as babies we needed them to survive, is that why we like non milky tits too?

Or do we like milky tits because we know the woman with the milky tits got the milky tits from fucking….

Or do we like the milky tits because it’s an excuse to have tits pulled out in public while women just do what nature designed them to do…

Maybe it’s a combo of it all!

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2024

03

Jun

Sofia Vergara’s Tits Out for Coffee of the Day

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I always liked to imagine that Sofia Vergara made it into America as a drug mule, using her tits and asshole to transport the goods to rich Hollywood types who thanked her when she had enough dirt on them by giving her a career….

Since she was from Colombia and that is something that a racist would assume the people from Colombia in America are in America doing….cocaine and I guess coffee…which as it turns out, the now established Sofia Vergara is doing because she’s launching or has coffee brand…

At least that’s what I assume with her throwback post of a simpler time, where she’s naked in coffee beans, which she’s using to hype up her coffee business, knowing that instagram coffee brands get fucking paid because people love coffee…

She also kissed Heidi Klum’s shoulder, not sure if she got AIDs from it, but that’d be a racist thing to assume all because Heidi was involved with SEAL….he is not necessarily the AIDS kind of African people.

She also had her tits out, and when it comes to Vergara…it’s pretty much all about her tits, and her over the top exagerated accent….that she can’t act her way out of because she’s obviously putting it on to maintain that fetish.

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