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2021

19

Aug

Nicole Kidman See Through of the Day

I do not have any evidence that Nicole Kidman is human. I know she dated Tom Cruise and those Scientologists may have rigged her with their Alien Technology like they did with Katie Holmes, who we still ASSUME is Katie Holmes, but at their level of fame, who fucking knows what goes on behind the scenes.

I will assume that whether she’s human or android…sophisticated AI to trick you fools….her source of energy is not food, but rather baby blood from aborted fetus…

I am pretty sure there was a celebrity on Ellen bragging about going down to Mexico for “STEM CELL” facials, where they get smothered in abortion blood..but I may have just made that up…BUT I do know that stem cell facials exist and that women use it without thinking they are rubbing abortion or placenta on their face…ANYTHING for creepy fucking beauty…

Anyway, Nicole Kidman must be 100. I feel like Days of Thunder was from 40 years ago…like I was 10 years old when she got her start yet here she is still willing to be jerked off to….

Maybe Stepford Wives was a documentary, I don’t know…but we’ve been graced or hashtag blessed all these years with Kidman’s tits, why stop a good thing now….not that her breasts are all that good…but they are good for 100 year old alien wizard demon she likely is…and that counts for something…

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2021

19

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Skinny Dip of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is some big titty single mother who is probably not single anymore, a bitch needs to pay the bills and when they are hot enough, why bother using their own model money, when they can use some rich guy’s money, because even the best paid models, don’t really own private jets, it’s the old guys they fuck who like having models around that do, and that’s not some sexist shit, I think women can very well own private jets, I am sure the Kardashians do, Rihanna probably does too…but a Victoria’s Secret model is not quite the same level earner..

Anwyay, she did a cock tease side tit, which is a big tit, in some sort of watering hole that looks wonderful, until the brain eating amebas kill you off, or nest in your single mom pussy, that’s likely seen some shit in its quest to get out of Brazil and into America living that American dream….but the good news is, I’d eat Brain Eating Amebas out of her fucking shit she left in the woods before this picture was taken…even if it was weeks later…and I don’t even have a fecal fetish….

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2021

19

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Will there be tanlines in the internment camps?

I just don’t know what to expect and I am not all that excited to find out.

I realize that people are morons and don’t agree with my opinion on the things I see and read….or with my gut feeling or what I’ve expected to see happen…and that’s ok, it’s your right to believe what you want to believe…

So with that being said, I am going to assume there won’t be tanlines in the internment camps, unless they distract us in their dystopia with porno, which they probably will….and have done all these years on the internet on purpose….but for now…I’ll assume there won’t be tanlines because no one will be allowed out for more than an hour a day for any sun…and even if they were there wouldn’t be a sun to tan under because Gates has a plan to DIM THE FUCKING SUN….

So take these in, tanlines are hot, and potentially a dying artform, especially if 99 percent of Humanity is left and the only survivors are gun toting redneck inbreds who aren’t so fun to jerk off to because their farmer tans don’t have the same romance as a bikini tan…when they’re fucking me up the ass for my last can of baked beans…

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2021

19

Aug

Frida Aasen In The Bathroom of the Day

Frida Aasen’s showing her ass because that’s what models do. It’s actually what all women do, just not on ONLYFANS anymore, I saw the news that no more porn will be posted there, despite it being a porn site that people are only paying to subscribe to in efforts to see the girls they follow be the sluts they already know they are but pretend they aren’t…

Frida Aasen is not one of those Only Fans gutter girls squeezing dudes out of money like a stripper who finds a nerd with a credit card….or at least nerd money from Bitcoin or nerd shit that I wish I knew about so that I could buy women like Frida Aasen to be part of my ad campaign about my vaginal-like-penis…the PEOPLE need to know.

But Frida Aasen is showing her model ass, that is an official model ass, and I endorse models, I am from a generation when trolls weren’t allowed to be models, I thought that was a good thing, since I am surrounded by trolls every fucking day, so when I look to marketing materials I like it hot…and she is hot…

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2021

19

Aug

Camila Mendes Bikini of the Day

I guess I should get to posting the site, since it’s basically the end of the day, but the reality is that I started the site so that I could go days without updating it, it’s called DrunkenStepfather.com you think this is some fucking media empire, I’m a fucking clown idiot who is barely educated running a website alone….it’s pretty weird…but yeah, I don’t like working, I like drinking, I like sleeping, yet here I am day in and day out spending hours on this shit for no fucking reason…it is stupid, one day I will stop….

BUT BEFORE I DO….

Camila Mends who I used to call a Neckless Mayan, because Mayans are known to have short necks accorting to the RACIST PROPAGANDA I have read about Mayans….and now she’s in MAYAN COUNTRY living her bikini selfie life….because COVID PANDEMICS don’t apply to rich people from the TV, even if the TV they are from is garbage fucking programming, it’s a hit show, because people are dumb and she still gets paid..

So while she’s in TULUM reconnecting with her people at their ruins….they have Mayan Ruins in TULUM….she’s slipped into a bikini and the good news is…she’s hotter than she used to be.

Her bulldog jowls, her chunky body, her lack of a neck…all cleared itself up, she must have got paid, or maybe she got replaced by a new hotter clone, because her handlers read our comments in our suggestion box that is this site….

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2021

19

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

I was talking to my friend Estevan about old bitches, because as men we collectively agree that once a few kids have been farted out a bunch of babies, and after her mimosa filled “LORDY LORDY LOOK WHO IS 40″….she stops being the kind of bitch we jerk off to anymore…

We could do a scientific study on this if we had some funding, maybe I’ll send a proposal to the good people at the Bill Gates Foundation, since he’s got vested interest in proving that 40 year old ladies are gross…maybe a little too eager on that based on his circle of friends…you know waht I mean….

I like to look at the positive in these situations and knowing that her vagina probably can’t grip an average sized pussy, despite her kegels, you can celebrate her lack of elasticity in her pussy by treating it like a speed bag….you know FIST that bitch hard, fast, and without ANY resistence…

A society without resistence, or in this case, a vagina without any resistance, allows for evil doers to move in with rubber gloves up their arm like Dr Dredd, or whatever the evil villain in Who Framed Roger Rabbit was named….you know the scene…Judge Doom…there you go…THAT’s GOOGLE Owned Youtube for giving me what I was looking for you EVIL fucking monsters who have censored me since 2004…cunts…bigger than Milians.

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2021

19

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

DROP THE TITTY…

IT’s the new DROP the MIC but less fucking annoying when people do it….because when you see someone like Fallon pull off a MIC DROP when he makes a weak, castrated, cuck joke on his late night daycare show…..you know that you should never participate in said trend…and you should use it as a filtering mechanism to reorganize your friends and people you associate with….

A MIC DROP statement is code for “I must be killed off”….

a TITTY DROP statement is code for “I like showing off my tits and since other girls are doing it under this titty drop game or challenge, I’ll do it too”…whci is logic that works for me cuz it involves showing tits….any tactic or manipulation to get girls to show tits…normalize it, make it activism, make it a game…you know google “How to start a cult”…or “How to create a tyrannical fascist totalitarian government”….and apply that political science, or neurolinguistic programming or basic fallacies….TO TITTIES…and I’m on board.

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2021

19

Aug

Paddle Board Yoga Faceplant and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Gets Nose Hair Waxed

Lady Plays with a Large Fish

Drove Through the House

Driver Flips During a Speed Race

Adorable rescue calf gets a new friend

Girl Tries to Pole Dance but Winds up on the Ground

Mean Car Prank

Fish in a Bag Moves Near the Cashier and Scares Her

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2021

19

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not the end of the world or anything…..LOL

That’s my new favorite thing to say in any circumstance…

“It’s 2 pm, you haven’t updated the site, what’s wrong with you…”

It’s not the end of the world or anything….LOL

“You came in me when you told me not to”

It’s not the end of the world or anything….LOL…

Or I just blame apple, those fucking perverts with their cameras always watching me jerk off….to the level in which I feel like we are in a romantic relationship…like when you jerk off on phone or computer, always MAKE eye contact with the camera so the motherfuckers know you know they are watching you and you like it….it makes you cum harder…

It’s not the end of the world or anything…LOL…

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2021

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am the first to admit that I am an idiot. I’ve spent 17 years trolling and taking a piss on people for my own personal entertainment…

I could be wrong about everything I say, sometimes I say the wrong thing on purpose, which is why I am not a serious person, everything’s a joke….even this site, even though the actual jokes on the site aren’t funny….I don’t really try that hard…

I can’t for the life of me see the other side of the conversation when it comes to mandated vaccines….vaccine passports and masks…it just makes no sense on every level…

I saw some video of the leader of Canada is threatening consequences to those who don’t follow his lead, then he uses conspiracy theory catch phrases like “Build Back Better”…I mean it’s like they aren’t even hiding it….so I want to think I’m just trolling all the woke by taking on this new poking the bear approach….but I feel like the bear being poked…

When I ask people about vaccines or masks or whatever, none have a valid reasoning for going along with any of it other than “protect your fellow citizen and doing the right thing…based on nothing, totally illogical virtue signaling bullshit that is so simplistic if it was in a movie, it’d be a weak storyline…emotionally driven vigilante idiots….

It is just not really enough of a reason to become a tyrant trying to police your fellow man and encourage segregating one group of people out of society, while pretending to be against fascism or to actually care about each other, to the point they want the other side of the conversation to be killed off….when all they want is to be left alone, free to make their own medical choices and live their own damn life…that’s unreasonable.

There are 40+ reasons that make total sense why people shouldn’t go along with what they are being told the first being that it is insane, inconsistent, clearly a troll on the people…..

But from a rational perspective, people should be able to make their own medical choices, people should be able to avoid an experimental medicine there are no longterm studies on and that aren’t really convincing that they work….but yeah…My body, the government and big pharma’s choice….When are they going to start mandating abortions from ugly and poor people…unless the vaccine is the abortions of the ugly and poor people…

So miserable people like lockdowns cuz their lives suck, but they don’t have the balls to just become a hermit reclusive like I did 15 or more years ago….they need the excuse and other people to be forced into lockdowns to follow their dreams of sitting on the couch all day streaming and eating like the pig humans with no respect for humanity that they are….

They are into wearing masks to be healthy…even though there’s no evidence that masks do anything to keep you or other people healthy, but rather just has you breathing in your toxins you’re trying to breath out and get rid of…leading to all kind unhealthy things…

All while, people are fatter than ever, lazier than ever, sicker than ever…

It’s not a political thing, they make it one for the idiots, it’s not really about being some alt-right weirdo, it’s listening and drawing my own conclusion, and knowing that I wouldn’t trust people who have historically killed millions of people consistently for their own personal gain…pretty much ever…

So I am the first to say, I could be wrong, I could be sucked into the WRONG algorithm, but even if I was on the other side of the conversation, I’d never try to tell other people what medicine to take or what to put on their faces….

I do think it’s fun to watch the insanity unfold, since I’m not in Australia right now, even though I know that’s coming here….it’s written on the CDCs official website I am sure….

It’s crazy, but you can still have a good time with it, knowing it’s a load of bullshit..I don’t take anything seriously, so don’t take anything seriously, who fucking cares really….

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