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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Aug

Bella Thorne Matches Buildings of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted her big tits busting out of a bathing suit she’s wearing next to some building of the same color which was her caption, assuming she’s still a her…this pronoun shit is a joke at this point…just keep on making jokes people…

I would say that this is an inspiring shoot, but since everyone is their own SI SWIMSUIT magazine, I think more people need to get more creative…and I don’t know what that looks like, if I did, this site would probably not be a sinking ship no one bothers with, but rather an industry leading trend report…

I just know that bathing suits are clickbait and I’m looking for more…maybe Bella Thorne needs to do spoken word or something…potentially vaginal puppet shows…something less “I’m in a bathing suit”…while still being in the bathing suit, since there’s no place for clothing on social media….

I like to think she’s the future of Hollywood, Disney created, ready to take over with her minions of slutty fans….merging porn and mainstream…but there’s so many turns this shit can take, we could all turn our backs on porn….since it’s boring….and get more modest is the hottest on these people….but the reality is that it’ll just be more and more genderless porn to keep us distracted in our cells masturbating all day….which isn’t that big of a deal, since you’re in your windowless basement doing that all day anyway…

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2021

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Nipples in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to the whole Bella Hadid is a fashion model bullshit, she was an influencer that the fashion brands use to sell product, only famous because her sister was basically the same thing before her….influencers who push sales for these people….

It was a calculated rich girl buying her way into this shit…like my super sweet sixteen daddy bought me a record deal…or my dad produced a movie I am a star of…or my dad paid a magazine for a cover because it is that easy to game the system ….obviously…with enough money you can game the fucking system…and I am not some communist fuck who is against that, I appreciate people’s success stories, I read biographies of successful people, it is interesting but their kids tend to be far less interesting….

Luckily, when they post sheer outfits on instagram, they are moderately, but barely, more interesting….because there’s enough nipple out there, we can never have enough, but it’s not all that enlightening….

Imagine if these people actually tried to ENLIGHTEN each other instead of sell product to each other while monetizing themselves…weird society…of BUYING shit you don’t need and using tits to sell those things…

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2021

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Got Wet of the Day

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Disney’s own Vanessa Hudgens is out here pushing some kind of propaganda, because you know that as a child sold to a multi billion dollar media company that basically owns everything and that can shape a child’s ideology from basically birth because they were marketed as a nice wholesome American organization, even though no multi billion dollar corporation is anything but evil and that’s a fucking fact….

My theory is that Hudgens is still told what to do by them, I just don’t see why they would invest in these kids and build their celebrity to just give them away….I still think Britney Spears is owned by the MOUSE EARS and that the conservatorship is all a distraction…WHY would anyone give up the power they have or the investment they’ve made…it just makes no sense, like bad business…

But when it involves bitches in bikinis looking fit, who fucking cares if it was by design or random, or if it is even real cuz it could just be CGI…they did invent ANIMATION AFTERALL…..it’s a step in the right direction…

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2021

Aug

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The world is confusing because of the way the media presents us with science that conflicts with actual science….at least based on the science I see published that if you were to put out there you’d be cancelled, banned, censored or called a conspiracy theorist, even if you ask the person what they’re opinion of the science you’re presenting them with, to have a conversation about it with them, for them to say “SHUT UP AND GET THE FUCKING VAX AND PUT ON THE FUCKING MASK”….weirdness that makes no sense..

I asked someone I am close to something like “Why did you really get a vaccine, you lived fine for a year and didn’t get COVID, you may have even had it, what made you say “I am going to get an experimental shot” blindly….who did you listen to, who did you trust, who did you talk to?” and the answer was “you believe your facts, I believe mine”….ugh…that’s not really a convincing answer…and doesn’t really make any fucking sense….

I am not saying the vax is killing people, other people are saying that, I am saying that if you can still get covid and spread covid, what’s the point of having a weird ass medication…it doesn’t really make sense and the whole “lesser symptoms” seems impossible to prove….and if anything it seems like we were lied to…and more people should be mad and may be if they don’t die off from this shit….

I have been tempted to do medical experiments for years….they pay you well to be a guinea pig, and even then I chose not to…people are out here volunteering to do this for free….so I don’t really get the motivation…

BUT yeah, i can go on all day about this shit, it’s comedic, it’s hilarious, as an observer of Pop Culture….I know shit is fucking weird…

I am a believer of science, I am a believer of studies that say that a waist-to-hip ratio of a certain size is more attractive to men…I am willing to try to debunk it by masturabting to girls of varying degrees of waist-to-hip ratio…and you should too…real science is designed to be debunked….or disproven…that’s the point…I prove this, you prove me wrong, I prove you wrong…it’s a fun back and forth for nerds….

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2021

Aug

Jessie J See Through Panties of the Day

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You gotta wonder what goes through the mind of a mediocre popstar that I am sure you’ve never even heard of, because I’ve barely heard of her and I run a fucking website about this shit and have written 10s of thousands of useless blog posts maybe even 100,000 blog posts that no one reads about these useless idiots, so I would fucking know….

She was around, in leotards, 10 or more years ago and now she’s just old as shit…and whether Channing Tatum, who you know sucked dick to get famous, fucked her after his wife and him split up, doesn’t really impress me…that dude fucked dudes to get where he is, meaning he’d fuck whatever comes around….

Point being, you’d have to be in a pretty weird fucking place to post a series of content pieces in your bathroom, wearing sheer mom underwear while doing a dance, to put out to the world…

Really, this is the message, the inspo, the curated content she’s worked out for herself…wearing shapewear to suck her fucking gunt in….because she’s old…for instagram..

There’s a fucking homegrown disaster happening, and these idiots post shit like this that literally no one wants to see because she is Jessie J…and no one knows who she is….I don’t think Channing even knows who she is and he butt fucked her….that is how impressive she is…

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2021

Aug

Kaili Thorne Nude of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is part of the Thorne tribe of weirdos out of Florida, but she’s only Bella Thorne’s half sister, they share a father…so she’s not actually related to the creepy big titty only fans mom Tamara, so they probably fuck…you know they are perverts and it’s all part of the system of how you get ahead. Ask any 90s model or actress who they fucked to make their career, they’ll all have names…it wasn’t called MeToo it was calle fun back then…even if it was creepy or an abuse of power, which I won’t subscribe to, because dudes are motivated by pussy and only really get into places of power to fuck pussy, and guess what…the right pussy throws itself at it to get ahead…because it is human nature…

Point being, her dad died, her stepmother brought her to LA to be one of the children she sells to the industry, Bella ended up getting the celebrity, the other ones were just designed to mitigate risk or at last increase the probability they’d get ONE of the kids in the system…one would have to be cute enough to whet the appetite of the right casting agent….or producer…

Now she sells nudes…sounds about right…based on the way the world works, where the money is, and the kind of girls America is creating….and I’m good with it, her ass is round…but I’ve seen her dildoing herself and dyking out in her porno and it wasn’t anything I’d jerk off to…so she’s really not all that great…but she’s got the right last name to matter….and that’s what matters in this vapid and useless society.

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2021

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

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Like in life, Leann Rimes is struggling through her pandemic life by dancing on a boat in her bathing suit while the world implodes, because she’s rich and famous, and that’s her right….

Not that people shouldn’t be the trained, ignorant, idiot, accept what they are told, do what they are told, mindless morons that they’ve been trained to be….I mean that would be asking a lot out of these people to question what they are being told, because they are too busy scrolling through memes or producing bullshit content around themselves…hilarious…narcissistic idiots ruining their own lives without even knowing it, because that’d be a downer…

Anyway, Leann Rimes is a child star, who can do no wrong, even when she turned her back on her Christian fan base when she became a hollywood breast implanted home wrecker…after her career as the wholesome country girl…since the country folk don’t hold grudges, they are good people with good moral and values, and figure if someone was lured by the devil, they are worth forgiving if they comeback from that shit…and when in Hollywood I guess it’s hard to avoid the devil…and all his temptation…right…so these people still buy her music and go to her concerts at Indian casinos around america…

Point being, she’s doing bikini shit for her instagram, cuz she’s reduced herself to a whore, and whether you find her hot or not, she’s fit, not fat, which is good for an old bitch like her….even if it’s not that good.

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2021

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bikini of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the tank from Riverdale that they try to pretend is a believable BETTY from the Archie Comic universe, which in the event you didn’t jerk off the Archie Comics, Betty, like Veronica were worthy of jerking off to, provided you’re one of those hentai weirdos who jerks off to cartoons…

It was a casting on a shit show that progressively got worse and worse and worse…I’ve seen episodes here and there to remind me how bad it is, to OUTRAGE me because I think it is important to be outraged about the right things, rather than just blindly accept the lies being spewed on them….because it’s easier to be a passive fuck….

Anyway, she posted a bikini selfie she probably was told to post because it’s summer and bitch needs views and attention because the show just came back on air after a hiatus…you know get those viewers in…

She likely starved herself, took laxatives, water pills, all THE TRICKS….and still had to do the FAT GIRL ON A DATING APP POSE WITH HER ARM IN FRONT OF HER GUNT…because she’s fat…

It’s a bait and switch, I guess they call CAT FISHING, and no matter the angle, the filter, the pose, I know a BIG girl when I see a BIG girl…so here sheis with her tits that are less impressive when you realize how huge her ass probably is…

But she’s on a hit show, so who cares what I think, she’s getting paid…but not spending it on personal trainers or dieticians…CLEARLY….this is the visual representation of SLOPPY.

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2021

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits Tuesday is a glorious day because it’s a great reminder that small tits are tits too..

In a world where everyone is a soulless fuck who clearly hate themselves, so they do things that they think will improve their shitty lives, even if their lives aren’t as shitty as your life, or my life, but there are levels to hating yourself and if you ever walk next to a homeless guy making fecal art under an overpass, with that big smile on his face, he may not have material things, but motherfucker is free..

Point being, these types of people who chase the instagram dream the Kardashians have distracted everyone with over the last 10 years or so are empty, uninteresting, shells of humans…and some think that they aren’t pulling the big money from brands, so they have to do only fans, and thus TITS are the only answer…without realize they STILL have tits, you don’t need to look like a muppet to get jerked off to…getting jerked off to is a personality thing….you know sexual appeal is as much personality as it is tits…NOT to mention fake tits are always hit or miss…SO IF you or someone you know is contemplating a set of tits….let them know the facts that their tiny tits are good enough to cum on….you don’t need medical procedures to FIT IN….

YOU DO NOT NEED MEDICAL PROCEDURES TO MATTER.

YOU DO NOT NEED MEDICAL PROCEDURES TO BE PART OF SOCIETY.

YOU ARE PERFECTLY FINE AND THOSE TINY TITS ARE HEALTHY.

IF IT AIN’T BROKE – DON’T FIX IT….I think I just quoted Chet Hanks…unfortunately.

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2021

Aug

Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day

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I know very little about Nicola Peltz, besides that she’s some billionaire heiress thanks to her rich as shit Wall Street private Equity father, who is likely an evil person, because all these people are money grubbing psychopaths, but at least they’ve made all the money in the fucking world that they need to live their luxurious and vapid lives, leaving money for their bratty children who have been raised in this shit….

Nelson Peltz (born June 24, 1942) is an American billionaire businessman and investor. He is a founding partner, together with Peter W. May and Edward P. Garden, of Trian Fund Management, an alternative investment management fund based in New York. He is non-executive chairman of Wendy’s Company, and a director of Legg Mason, Procter & Gamble, Sysco, and The Madison Square Garden Company. He is a former director of H.J. Heinz Company, Mondel?z International and Ingersoll Rand and a former CEO of Triangle Industries

She’s hot, thanks to these rich as fuck dudes hiring prostitutes to play their wives, in exchange for their good lives, where they chair some charity or Foundation in NYC to be the trophy wife with purpose…even though her main task is doing what she is told and being available when her rich financier needs her to fuck….

She was cast in TRANSFORMERS to replace Megan Fox who got too cocky in her fame, offended the people who hired her, and never got hired again….we forgot that bitch existed before her divorce and relationship with that tall pornstar fucker Machine Gun Kelly, where at 40, she’s pretending to still be 25, in efforts to work her way back into work…

I just WIKIPEDIA-ed Nicola Peltz who’s dad clearly paid for her career, keep her busy, let her learn a sense of responsibility even though she’s set for life, and it turns out she was also in the series BATES MOTEL…

You can’t hate a bitch for being born rich, I actually NEVER envied rich people, or felt it was UNFAIR that I’m basically homeless, I am sure if I wanted to, I could get rich too, we all could….so I look at the celebrity offspring as interesting specimens, less that useless humans, especially when they look like Nicola Peltz, who clearly has many fucking purposes…

She’s currently engaged to Brooklyn Beckham, another rich kid, and she’s in a bikini top with her tits out…

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