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2021

Aug

Lourdes Leon Ass of the Day

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Madonna’s Hispanic daughter or do you call them LATINA….or are you one of those who calls them LATINX….I don’t fucking care, I just know she’s got a thick fucking ass, is wearing some furry panties, showing off her thick fucking ass, and that’s precisely how a rich kid, who has Madonna for a mom should be…..

Madonna, is not actually named Madonna, it was obviously part of the satanic agenda that they’ve had in place for generations, she is a self proclaimed illuninati princess, she posted it on her instagram in the event you ever doubted it, she wears it as a badge because she was able to take her low level talent, rip up the actual art scene of New York like she was Lady Gaga, and bring it to the mainstream to push sex, to denounce and offend the church and all the other great things she did..Yeah, I’ve jerked off to her satanic tits, so what…now I get to stare at her daughter’s big ass…and I wouldn’t say that I am better for it, but I am into it.

I don’t know why she’s dressed like a early 2000s stripper, but she’s dressed like an early 2000s stripper and some things don’t need to be questioned, we’ll never understand them, because they are the rich and we are the slaves designed to stare at them and listen to their every fucking order as they bully us into submission while distracting us with propaganda.

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2021

Aug

Nina Dobrev Pussy Print From The Back of the Day

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I saw this picture of Nina Dobrev from behind yesterday and I probably should have posted it because it’s fucking great…

She’s got a hot fucking ass, in the right pose, long looking legs, and is a reminder that Eastern European women are just built better.

There is a reason that Ronald McDonald/Carrot Top the Snowboarder who I think is a billionaire at this point has chosen her older ass to call his own….it’s a great fucking ass…and I am into pussy from behind, so I may be overhyping this, but as far as I’m concerned it’s fucking perfect….all bikini pics should be the modern Coppertone Girl, you know because she’s over 18….

The body is good, the ratio good, the tits good, the face doesn’t look like a muppet and she’s genuinely having a good time, but I guess as an Eastern European, she’s probably happy not being in a communist workcamp….and now that she’s on the right side of the conversation…she’ll never be in a communist workcamp…but I can’t say the same for you…but at least we’ll be able to live vicariously through the rich and famous who aren’t affected by COVID…because…they know it’s not real, but that they have to pretend it is, to keep you fuckers at home and away from their fancy places you didn’t have access to before either.

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2021

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I was looking at a set of fat tits busting out of either a bikini top or crop top while sitting on a patio the other day….and I thought to myself, these people have no idea that in a few weeks, the government is going to be sending out polics and cadets out to check their papers like it’s Nazi Germany over a bullshit virus that they’ve used fear mongering to put in rules and shut down businesses….YES I talk about this all day….I figure I’m on a sinking ship of a site, so go down with the ship with my fucking opinion clearly fucking stated….not to mention we’re on a sinking ship of a society…

But yeah, looking at the big tits, I thought, those look fun, big tits are great, but I remembered that medium sized tits and small tits are great too…you don’t need to have big tits to use the tits, and even the flattest chested girls out there, so long as their nips are fem nips and not dude nips, can still be sucked on like they are big tits…

So I want all tits shown, no matter the size and I want all titty girls of tits of all size to not feel pressured into getting fat tits…cuz there’s more to life than big tits, like ANY TITS….since ALL TIT LIVES MATTER…

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2021

Aug

Chet Hanks Makes Sense of the Day

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I know I typically focus on the celebrity kids who have vaginas, but in this era, there’s no guarantee that Chet Hanks doesn’t have a vagina, I mean girls are out there elongating their clits EVERY fucking day…..

But this video is actually pretty important, at least in terms of the fall of society that has convinced people to become a part of, despite it being an experimental treatment for a virus that hasn’t been isolated, that’s being tested by FDA recalled tests, that don’t actually detect the virus, or distinguish it from the flu, so that 38 million FLU cases in 2019, turned into 1800 flu cases in 2020, because the other cases were called COVID in the rebrand….so now idiots everywhere are running to get shots, that they know nothing about, and they are even encouraging vaccine passports, like it’s not fascist and terrifying totalitarian….

So Chet is not pushing the storyline…which is important because he is in the elite, people have included Tom Hanks in the whole Satanist agenda, he was even at their big event this past weekend….they even thought his COVID was staged to push the agenda…

YET HIS OWN SON….is calling it a FLU and saying you’re all nuts…and people on social media are trying to pretend that they know more than him, that this is the reason to get the shot, but ultimately…IF IT Ain’t broke….don’t fix it…

TAKE your vitamin D you unhealthy propaganda pushing fucks….

Point being, the vaccine is a choice, if you really believe in it and really believe it is doing your part, despite evidence saying it doesn’t work…fine…but to try to mandate it on all people, to try to have tracking apps to get a fucking coffee like they dystopia that is france, you’re a fucking nutcase you doesn’t know how to fucking read, or who has never seen ANY scifi movies….

I don’t care if you’re vaccinated, but I care that people are trying to bully, shame, pressure and force vaccinations, and some of those people are the last people you should ever fucking trust…

I do care that people are encouraging population control in the worst fucking way ever….since they already track us enough…

So good on CHET for speaking out….MORE people should…instead these unvaccinated celebs are LYING to you that they are vaccinated….I can assure you that most of the rich and famous aren’t, but as we know they’re sophisticated and more important than us, so let’s all hop on the cattle card…YOU MENTAL CASES…

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2021

Aug

Amelia Hamlin Panties of the Day

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I now you didn’t know that Lisa Rinna was a muppeteer, but I just watched a Jim Henson and Frank Oz documentary on the Muppets or maybe it was Sesame Street’s origin story, I don’t pay attention to the things that I watch, but figured tap into nostalgia and learn about how PBS put that woke shit together, since we’re in this era where “EVERYTHING IS RACIST”….and “THERE IS NO ETHNICITIES ON TV”….part of that whole narrative that anyone who has watched TV was probably like “What are they talking about, I’ve seen all ethnics on TV since the dawn of fucking time”…..

Nostalgia aside, clearly the whole concept of muppets have not gone away, it’s more popular than ever, because all these people are turning themselves into muppets, you know with face injections, to live their best instagram filtered face life….

I don’t mind, because strippers and hookers have been doing this for as long as I can remember, so I know the look, I live in French Canada, they’ve always looked like this…

I don’t mind because they are in their panties and I’m into that, even if everything else about them is fucking horrible trash….she’s probably been getting them surgeries or treatments to line up with her own face..you know how these garbage people are.

So this is the muppet Lisa Rinna built, she’s 20, and the Kardashian’s hanler Scott Disick currently has her under contract, with her reality star attention seeking mom’s blessing, knowing this could be fucking huge for her…but I’m just here for the panties.

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2021

Aug

Emma Rose Kennedy Possible Pink Nipple of the Day

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Emma Rose Kennedy is the fat daughter from Shameless, who I have hyped up the last year, because I watched the Shameless final season, which was pretty fucking shit, except maybe for one or two episodes, but that’s usually how these shows end up, strong first season ignore them for the next 10 seasons, then watch their last season because you have a streaming platform you stole from a friend that had it, all to show solidarity against that trashy soulless garbage Emmy Rossum…That bitch is the fucking devil…I saw she promoted getting the vaccine when pregnant…which is just insane…it’s an experimental vaccine, why is that bitch telling me anything about how to live my life, or how I should handle my health and wellness…

Anyway, the fat sister is not hot, there’s literally nothing attractive about her, even her tits are gross, but that doesn’t stop her from trying to use them for attention, I mean she is a TV star afterall, and that’s how they do marketing…

I don’t know if you can see her nip, she’s got the complexion or coloring of someone who has invisible nipples, you know so light they’re whiter than she is, and that’d be seen as RACIST if the world was ANTI-WHITE right now…those privileged fucks…

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2021

Aug

Elizabeth Gillies Gets Wet of the Day

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Elizabeth Gillies posted some bikini smut that in Lindsay Lohan and I guess DrunkenStepfather’s era of relevance, not that I was ever relevant, I’ve always been hanging on by a thread, BUT, there was a time when social media didn’t really exist and the blogs got all the traffic, it happened, you may not know it, but it’s true…I was there…barely…but I was there…

Anyway, tits get hits, which is why all these girls produce this self produced smut. If they put up a uplifting picture of themselves, like “fed aids babies in Africa to help save the world”….with a pic of her looking like she’s been living in a tent for a week feeding aids babies and she’ll get a fraction of the likes of a picture of her breast feeding those aids babies…and even that will get a fraction of the likes than a bikini selfie…

So in an era of Lohan, the paparazzi would be flying over her backyard with a helicopter, with stealth paparazzi jumping walls, digging through garbage, getting that EXCLUSIVE and amazing moment and WE would be really happy when it happened, like FINALLY LOHAN’s tits…

Now these bitches do it like desperate attention trash that they are…and no one calls them out, because they call themselves out, and they are all doing the same tactics…which is a great way to keep everyone dumb…BLINDED by the tits…and I guess that’s ok….we were dumb to begin with…

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2021

Aug

Dove Cameron Hard Nipples of the Day

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Dove Cameron is one of those Disney Kids who was basically sold to the industry by her parents or parent, her dad was “killed himself”, for being some tormented closet case pussy, which is the storyline I don’t buy into, because I know gay dudes, I’ve known gay dudes since the 80s, and I even know gay dudes who have killed themselves, or had drug overdoses dealing with their demons, but that was because they were molested as kids, not because they were gay…..meaning, if you’re killing yourself because you’re scared to be gay in a world that celebrates gay…is a lot of bullshit I won’t buy into ever….but keep on pushing the story…

In being part of the system, she probably promotes the COVID shot, her bio is STOP ASIAN HATE because Disney fucking loves Chinese money and Chinese audiences, so run with it….she’s got Black Lives Matter in her bio too…because you can’t stop asian hate without promoting a fucking fascist charity that exploits black people to divide the country….and MOST importantly…she’s got her PRONOUNS in her bio and she is a SHE…and a HER….just so you’re clear…

I know it’s hard to determine she’s a she and her when she’s had her face totally altered like a Kardashian, new nose, lips, eyes, cheeks, bitch looks like a TRANS…liek they all do…all part of the plan…but at least she’s got tits to stare at and to ignore the fucked up nature of all that other shit going on….

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2021

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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When the world is potentially collapsing because the citizens of the world are brainless fucking idiots too worried about their social media popularity, I get caught up in the WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, and I forget that no one gives a fuck about what I have to say, but I have no choice but to document what I see how I see it, when I see it, since no one reads the site, I guess that’s ok…

But I should focus on what is important, which is the fact that all these mindless idiots trying to get popular on social media do slutty content for social media…which carries into life….

Like yesterday, I saw a girl in an instagram inspired outfit, it was baby blue and her full ass and pussy was exposed, her shoes and her sports bra matched and I thought…THIS GIRL TAKES HER TIGHT PANTS fucking seriously…and that trickles down amongst all the mindless followers…which means TIGHT PANTS FOR ALL….or at least for all to stare at because no one needs to see my micro dick in spandex…I’m not a theatre kid….or a genderless freak with BLUE hair with a micro hard on for the government…