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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Aug

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Guess what it is Wet Spot Wednesdays….as the world collapses…I can still focus on the important things in the world like Wet Spot Wednesdays…where girls post pics of their wet panties in what I’ll assume is supposed to showcase how turned on they are…because as the world goes nuts…people are all distracted as shit with their chronic masturbation or self produced porn hustle…because it’s easier to jerk off for that dopamine release than to prepare for martial law….

I know that most of the 3 people who visit this site are just here for the pussy and the celebrity shit and the idea of me pushing my protest onto you is crazy…but the world is crazy and I’ve been bitching about all this shit in various capacities over the years…

So the good news is, at least I post the nasty fucking girls out there being nasty for the people like us that like it, even when we don’t, because some wet spots are the worst kind of wet spot that make me question the wetness….

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2021

Aug

Throwback Aldous Huxely Interview of the Day

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I want to say that I don’t watch Sci/Fi and hate nerd shit…but I did read Brave New World in High School along with 1984 and Ferenhei.. was sent this from my perverted breast obsessed celebrity news authority – Steve.

I think this is worth watching…it’s nice to see people who are actually smart talking on TV…you know….just take it in….it is famed author of Brave New World, which he wore 26 years prior to this interview, back in 1932, where he warns of the crazy concept that his vision of the future could take place…

He says that due to overpopulation, resources will become scarce and people will be more controlled….he also says that with over organization the governments and corporations will become to big and untouchable….and with technology and media…propaganda can take place effectively…all they have to do is target the emotional consciousness not the rational consciousness….

So this is nothing new, we’ve been duped, distracted and allowed for it to happen….I mean in 1958 motherfucker saw this coming….in 1932 he also saw it coming..

The insane thing about this is that any young person you talk to and I avoid talking to them…considers themselves a SOCIALIST….

Whatever has been done by the powers that be, or countries with deep pockets who can buy propaganda in American media because Americans have a price for everything, just look at all the once serious girls, taking cash payments for nudes like low level hookers they probably never thought they’d be, until getting a taste of that Cam Girl, Internet Sex Worker money….

We don’t even know a fraction of what goes on behind the scenes, but I can assure you there’s a master plan and we’re on the wrong end of the plan…

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2021

Aug

Sports Illustrated Swim’s Newest Model of the Day

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Her name is Glitter and Lazers, no she is not Amy Schumer post pregnancy, but she is huge on tiktok and in life, because look at her, she’s fucking huge…

She has 8 million followers on TikTok for her fashion, beauty, lifestyle and travel content that includes weird BBW fetish shit that would scare a motherfucker if he accidentally got gifted a BBW porn mag before the internet desensitized our instincts and allowed our empty an soulless consciousness consume content like this like it’s no BIG deal, while it is a big deal, and not just for the chairs or benches it sits on, or the air passengers it sits next to, or the all you can eat buffet man who sees her walking in the door….it’s a big deal, because this shouldn’t be “not shocking” to anyone….but here we are thinking “well does she fuck a frozen turkey whole with one of her holes before eating it, shitting it out, and eating that shit”…we’ve become real fucking freaks…

Not to mention, that’s without the whole normalizing of fat people because these authoritarian fascists who pretend they care about your health, when really they just want to control your movement, and encourage you to be this fat, by saying it is ok…STOP BODY SHAMERS….make fat chicks great again….because it plays into their stay medicated, stay lazy, unable to mobilize and die prematurely….SO GIVE THE PEOPLE more McDonalds, more terrible foods, take away any incentive to be fit…and sit them in front of a TV to consume content designed to push agendas….it’s PROPAGANDA….we’ve been warned about….

But I’ll entertain her campaign to Sports Illustrated Swim, because I want them to cast her for clout and WOKENESS…

I’ve mentioned it before, but the biggest original content idea I planned for this site was to do a reject SI SWIM PARODY about 10 years ago or so, where on the day they released their SWIMSUIT EDITION, I’d release mine…all old fat pigs…

As it turns out, my PARODY became a reality and SI SWIM and other brands did it themselves, only they pretend they are being serious…when I know and you know they’re being funny….

Either way…here’s a big girl we want in SI SWIM because she wants in SI SWIM and people like her, LOTS of people like her, so give her a chance…unlike other fat people, she’s out there doing shit….so make it happen.

They are fucking with our minds, ugly is the new beautiful, dumb is the new smart, fat is the new skinny…and people pander to it….

Posted in:Fat|Fat Chick

2021

Aug

Girl Boat Dive Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Boating Girl Fails

Thong Bikini Rope Swing Fail

SLutty Hot Body Bitch Fails at the Party

Dancing on Table Fail

Idiot Doesn’t Understand Basic Waterski Tech

Girl Taken Out by her Dumb Game

Slutty Dancer Fail

Slut on the Eboard Fail

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2021

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is fucking nuts on so many levels…

Obviously this COVID nonsense that has been riddled with fucking lies….and confusing storylines that make no sense…tests don’t work, but they use them, vaccines don’t work, but we give them, COVID isn’t even isolated, but we believe in it….fucking criminals out there man…

But here’s also insanity going on at the American borders being totally open and people are just walking in when I tried to move to the USA when I was in my 20s and spent 1000s of dollars for a work visa and got rejected….yet those motherfuckers jsut walk in….

Then there’s People pandering to that tranny dude who fucks his demential mom…this is the real fucking world….

Tracking software is being created…yet they don’t give parents a software that goes off when a convicted pedophile is near their kids…

COVID is a distraction…then there’s all these wars going on, the Taliban in US Army gear taking over Afghanistan….Israel bombing Lebanon….Germany sending

Cuomo’s sexual harassment is a distraction…

Vaccine wars of idiots virtue signaling thanks to their narcism that they are doing their part to save the world is a distraction…when really being complicit cunts who will likely regret it…but for now, they do good things when they feel like it, so they can pretend to be good for their social media…when inherently they are garbage people..

Don’t be distracted….crazy shit is going on in the world….and you best protect yourself…

Don’t listen to the fucking idiots who make no sense…listen to your own gut instinct….

People get mad at me for being a “conspiracy theorist”….or whatever, but I don’t get caught up in the bullshit algorithm, I’m an old school internet user, I don’t get brain washed by shit I come across…I don’t get lost in the vortex of the internet…I hear what is being said…I know when I am being lied to…and I know when manipulation is happening and all I can do is let you all know….

I like the way society used to be and I am not really into this future tracked controlled irradicate humanity shit…

Anyone pushing the vaccine, is fucking bought and evil….I don’t think any celebs or politicians even have the shot..otherwise they’d just mind their own fucking business….if they are pushing the agenda then they are full of fucking shit…

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TikTok Star Addison Rae’s Slutty Photoshoot
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Fat Bitch Fucking Twerks
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Topless Model Posing
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Zach Wilson Celebrates His 22nd Birthday With His Girlfriend
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Jen Aniston Paid to Push Vaccine Like a Fucking Monster
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Dude Cat Calls a Woman during Anti-Cat Calling Interview
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Why Australia has So Many Car Crashes
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Ship VS WAves
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How to Get Him to Stop Drinking
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T-Shirts Make Us Laugh
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I Love Cam Sluts
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2021

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up MINGLE MAMAS….

So much going on, I know we don’t care about politicians, their lies, or any of that…we’re here for the tits…but I did find it funny to see the Gonzo from the new Muppet show come out as Gonzorella, a drag queen or a trans….perfect for kids to get inspired….because Gonzo being a genderless muppet wasn’t good enough….I mean I watched the Muppet Show in 1980, I don’t think I ever gendered Gonzo, he was a weird fucking creature with no gender, just some creepy perverts hand up his ass and a creepier enterprise a little TOO into producing content for children…….but now I know he’s trans…and I am better for it..

For the record, it’s a cartoon, so I don’t think it’s HUGE deal my issue is that I was fine not knowing Gonzo’s gender or what he identified as…

Whether it’s propaganda pushing an agenda or not, I don’t care about whether a motherfucker is LGBTQ+ or whatever the fuck they call it….TWO SPIRITED…what the fuck….I don’t care if they are vegan….I don’t care if they VAX or don’t VAX….I don’t care if they have trauma or mental health issues to make excuses for themselves…there is just so much whining on the internet, myself included….who cares what I think..

The fact is that we are only here for the tits….otherwise we’d be wherever the tits were…we’d be seeking the tits out…they just happen to be in abundance on the internet so long as you don’t mind reading annoying captions about their life story leading up to showing the tits….

When the tits get off the internet because they turn off the internet and end up in the internment camps…we’ll follow them….tits the biggest motivation…they are the only reason there in an internet…none of that other technology and convenience shit…we’d still be using the Yellow pages and a rotary phone of tits didn’t advance with technology…I can assure that.

Now here are links…SOME to tits.

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Lindsay Brewer is Red Hot in Italy
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TikTok Star Addison Rae Being Naughty on a Jet Ski
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Bella Hadid’s See Through Outfit
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Check out Emily Feld….Meet and Greet her and her Bikini
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WWE Superstar Mandy Rose in Nothing But Tight Leather
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Dude Does His Own Olympic Male Gymnastic Commentary and it’s Weird
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Nicole Scherzinger does a Booty Workout
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Rihanna in a Pink Top
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Pretty Funny QR Code Prank
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Big Mouth Girl Sucks a Sandwich like aa Dick
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Kim Kardashian in her Underwear in the Closet Posing
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Sofia Vergara’s Pink Bikini Top
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Ebanie Bridges Busts Out of Her Denim Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tube Top
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Christina Milian in a Tight Top
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Big Girl Booty Clap
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Fight on the Airplane
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Amanda Seyfried as a Hot Elizabeth Holmes
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Pick Up Truck Needs an Alignment
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Madman and his Homemade Flamethrower
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Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr are Stepmother Friends
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Gabrielle Union Gives a Booty Shot
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Paige Hathaway Turned 34 and Posed in her Swimsuit
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The Things Girls Will Do for a Free Louis Vuitton
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Matt Damon Needed to Apologize for a Story He Told About How he Stopped Using the Word Fag…..The Story was about how he STOPPED Using it….But the people are mad that he ever used it at all…so he’s sucking dick to get back in with the people..
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Zoo Orangutan Find Sunglasses and Tries them On
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Teddi Mellencamp Got Covid from Unvaxed Husband
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Warship VS Massive Wave
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Koji the Rooster Likes Cuddles
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Kylie Jenner is Topless in Gold Paint
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Swimsuit on a Boat
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Auburn QB Bo Nix is Engaged to an Auburn Cheerleader
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Dude at the Public Pool has the Best Dives
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Check Out Gloria Vanderbilt’s Manhattan Home then Buy it to Live like a Vanderilt
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Family of Little White Dogs Go Nuts
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Dude’s Detachable Finger Trick is Good
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POV Paris on Bike
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Tiger Cubs Meet Adult Tigers for First Time
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They Call this Impossible Domino Action
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Hot Model Lottie Hayes Posing
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Tennis Pro Kyleigh Henthorn Does Some Golfing
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Miley Cyrus Hot on Stage
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Maya Hawke’s in a Bathing Suit
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Maisie Williams at an Event
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Madison Beer at an Event
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Kaley Cuoco Lookng like a Slacker
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Kara Del Toro at an Event
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Ambrosio’s Got Legs
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Kate Upton Mom in LEggings
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Hilary Duff Being Hot
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Margot Robbie at a Premiere
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Jennifer Holland at Suicide Squad Premiere
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Touching the Asshole
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Shirt Can’t Contain Big Titty Flash
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Girl Fucks a Chair
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Taco Tuesday
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Public Displays of Affection
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Mirror Selfie Time
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Reddit Amateur Pussy Flash
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29 People Having a SHit Day
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Dildo in the ASs
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Hair Whip to Pussy Flash
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6 Acts that Make you a Whore
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I wonder what her shirt says
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Girl Fake Shitting in Public
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Girl and her Fuck Machine
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Pissing On Stage Greatness
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Dildo Grip
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2 Naked on Cam Chicks
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BOUNCY
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Music Festival Sluts
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Doggy Style Dildo Fuck
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Amateur Sex Tape on a Bed with No Sheets
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Babe in Pig Tails Fucks Herself
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No Chance!
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Dick Sucker
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Clear Dildo Stretch
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Group Sex
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Dildo on the Deck
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2021

Aug

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some other bullshit instagram scam that was packaged as some legit fashion blogger, or icon….when she’s pretty fucking basic and typical to me…don’t all bitches dress like this, why we gotta pay her the stupid money to do it for them, but I guess they all need idols or idiots to look up to…it’s a slave mentality where people think they aren’t as important as the people they worship….when really, they could be, if they just stopped following these fucking scammers.

Her story is simple, a Pageant girl from Rhode Island who went to LA to fuck as many celebrities as she could for the press, only to post her best outfits and some bikini pics on social media, before deciding to be a “mans’ man” who is into sports and drinking, so she fucked a few football teams and started a few alcohol brands and is now an INFLUENCER icon making millions….all while being pretty fucking boring…

At least she’s got her Sports Illustrated swim coverage, so she can be that bikini model with rich boyfriends, making her own money, for life…or until her pussy officially dries up, but by then she’ll be collecting stupid child support…alimony…and living off her fortunes made from being relatively average….maybe that is her appeal…..I mean her bikini body looks good enough to justify her scam…I mean at least she does it right…gave credit where credit is due…I guess..

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2021

Aug

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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This is the hottest of the Kardashians in a bikini selfie because they are all a bunch of whores, but don’t blame them, blame society…they’re just ahead of the curve and figured out how simplistic your content needs to be to get people to buy whatever bullshit you’re selling, but more importantly, to think that you’re important…when you’re not..

Everyone positions Kris Jenner as this mastermind who made billions of dollars for the family and the reality is if she was so smart, why did it take a sex tape to make this shit happen and why didn’t se get her start in the 80s when the first of her monster troll daughter crawled out of her DEMON HOLE…

The point is that they knew how to sugar baby and whore out on a micro level, they just scaled that the macro level, and the internet was a great tool for that….

I assume they were cast or hired to do this, maybe by secret agent Ryan Seacrest, who spun the sex tape into a billion dollar hit TV show that people surprisingly watch and like, because I clearly forget how dumb society is…and now they are figureheads for being famous for just being you, while being influential enough to push anything they are paid enough to promote, from medicines you don’t need…to shapewear you don’t need….to tequila we don’t need…as their line their shitty pockets..

As a whole, they’ve turned society into a bunch of narcissistic fucks taking slutty selfies for attention, making things pretty trashy and porny, and I guess I shouldn’t give them credit for that, clearly we were headed in that direction, they just helped it really go mainstream…because there was a time girls weren’t bikini selfies for attention or money…there was a time you had to BEG for a panty pic…and now that shit is everywhere and free…I don’t complain, I like sluts…I love sluts…I really love sluts…I just think it’s more fun when there’s more challenge involved, more interaction in our transactional love, less desperation from the women involved….because money isn’t everything, being a whore isn’t everything, but people have lost sight of that…so here is this…

The good news is she’s not the troll sisters or the dad who cut his dick off cuz he’s mental…it’s the hotter one…who isn’t that hot, but who’s body is…and that’s good enough clickbait to keep her instagram working for her…

Trash.

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2021

Aug

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I asked some new wave feminist, probably about 10 years ago, what her RATIO was, because I thought it was a funny ice breaker, you know I got all kinds of pick-up lines…and this bitch went nuts…

You know, the kind of nuts that discounts a joke and reduces it to some misogynistic or woman hating, sexist and offensive storyline that it never was…

I think Andrew Cuomo would call it “ASCRIBING MEANING TO MY WORDS THAT WERE NEVER INTENDED”…which is what he said in his briefing on sexual harassment that was timed perfectly after NYC announced mandatory Vaccine passports, which is illegal….but yeah, that guy’s probably toast at this point, too much at stake in a woke and woman power, believe all women situation….not that I do politics…it was just relevant to my fucking story you cucks.

Anyway, my response to her was that asking a girl her ratio is not objectifying her, it’s just believing the science, and like some girls don’t like to fuck micro dicks even if it’s discrimination to only fuck the big dicks and to laugh at the small dicks….I like to fuck a girl with the right fucking ratio…it’s a free fucking country…

MOREOVER…sex is a physical act, so obviously PHYSICAL attributes contribute to that physical act…we can have mind sex if you’re deep enough, but if you’re not, I’d rather make sure you have a good ratio….

MOST IMPORTANTLY…it was just friendly banter, provoking, shit disturbing, cuz I knew she was a new wave feminist, which was not as popular as it is now, which is also code for a bullshit feminist who gets naked on the internet and calls it feminist…meaning, i wasn’t even trying to fuck her, it was small talk…

NOT TO MENTION…and maybe this is the most importantly, I preemptively already MOST IMPORTANTLY-ed….the RATIO is a dimensionless ratio of the circumference of the waist to that of the hips….I pulled that shit from MOTHERFUCKING fake information site WIKIPEDIA…but it’s relevant here…you can be a 42 inch waist fat pic, so long as your hips are 60 inches…motherfuckers will find you hot….the RATIO isn’t me asking “How much you weight fatty”….it’s asking “how feminine are you dyke”….

So there…SCIENCE…Believe it…and by that I mean actual science, where people prove something, and conduct further experiments to disprove it…and not the science they tell us is science which is “make a claim and call it science”….but you already KNOW that.

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2021

Aug

Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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FAKE NEWS!!! Look at this propaganda put out by puppet Lea Michele, who I think we’ve done a good enough job investigative reporting on all these years, to determine that she was born a dude, and had parents who knew that girls had more longevity in acting, provided they get their start young enough, so re-gender her before she’s trendy and stick to the fucking storyline…

I saw SLEEPAWAY CAMP at a young enough age to know that this shit HAPPENS…yes, B-Movie Horror movies is my scientific foundation….I mean it’s probably more authentic and pure than the CDC…those people are fucking nuts…

Anyway, when she was pregnant, I was like ‘Sure sure’ we’ve seen actors play realistic pregnant chicks often….

Well today, she decided to pull some bullshit, happy mother posturing, where she continues to pretend she’s had a kid, this time by C-Section that is barely visible, in a story that’s been postured as being about C-Section empowerment, NORMALIZE C-sections, all while being bikini clickbait…it’s a win fucking win….and she even addresses you can’t see the c-section, but it’s there, because if they say it is there, and you can’t see it is there, then it must be there, because we don’t have brains, eyes, or an opinion of our own….TELL US WHAT TO THINK like the shills that we are..2+2=5!…

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