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Chloe Bailey Bikinis in the Tropics of the Day

Paige Spiranac Comes After Olivia Culpo’s Man of the Day

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Big Rihanna in Piss Colored Lingerie of the Day

Brooks Nader Does Dancing With the Stars Publicity Stunts of the Day

2021

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Ass of the Day

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As Broken as Ireland Baldwin may be….I don’t know her, she may be perfectly fine, taking a piss on all of us like she was at one of Alec Baldwin’s sex parties…which you never know…MAYBE SHE WAS….you know upstairs and hiding from one of his creepy fucking friends…all these freakish rich fucks band together in the weirdest ways in their own society that we’re not part of.

I am not an Ireland Baldwin hater, I actually think it’d be so easy to market her based on her life and existence, especially since she’s willing to get half naked.

I do think that it’s pretty funny that she’s had a few meltdowns, rehab stints and a series of prison tattoos to mark those pivotal moments living in a shadow of her super famous parents…and despite hating tattoos as a general rule that ASS tattoo of a cowboy boot saying YEEHAW….

Anyway, she’s in a panty shoot, thong shoot, ass shoot….she’s a real BIG girl but she’s proportionate, so good for your AMAzON fantasies, climbing her like a tree and sit on her shoulder like her bad conscience, only to get her to smother you by sitting on your face…a pretty luxurious rich kid way to die..sing ME up.

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2021

Aug

Julianne Hough Nude Leggings of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild, because that’s how the world works….YOU GIVE THEM A TASTE OF EVIL and since they’ve been indoctrinated as a kid by their organized and potentially corrupt religion, that probably has a lot of evil participants, because they need to spread evil through the right channels, like the church…it’s Satanic shit…

But yeah, when you’re enslaved by a constrictive church and upbringing, craving that hollywood life, it’s pretty easy for the devil to move in and totally re-configure a bitch….which is what happened to Julianne Hough….it’s a sell your soul to the industry for narcissism, money, to feel like she’s important and like she matters…

As it turns out, none of that really matters, what matters is that the dancer still has a hot ass, even knowing Ryan Secrest has done blow or cummed inside that ass, doesn’t even make it look less appealing….but that’s potentially the single act that led her to selling her soul for this career….because you know this is likely a shell of who she was as a practicing Mormon….spreading SMUT and ass shaking to the kids…instead of selling more positive things….not that shaking ass isn’t a positive thing…spreading ass is better…it’s just that she’s failed but still thinks she’s won….all because she’s got paid, got followers, the easy things for the dumbest people who have no real depth….but DO HAVE ASS.

Here she is at what looks like an event being an attention seeking, over the top, theatre kid slut….it’s not her fault, she was raised in Mormonism and missed out on the things the normal kids had access to, so her being famous is probably overwhelming and confusing as she tries to make her way in the rich and elite world….

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2021

Aug

Sara Sampaio Side Boob of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Sara Sampaio’s side tits, besides her only fan, not that she’s on Only Fans, but may be if her fucking rich dudes thing doesn’t pan out for her…not that she’s not rich in her own right, but not private jet rich, which is where the sugar baby-ing, high end sugar babying comes into play, because rich guys want Victoria’s Secret models to feel alive…or like they matter…because being rich as shit isn’t enough….but funny enough, since being rich isn’t enough, all these rich dudes have rich dude fetishes, like Trannies, being shit on, the basic stuff…because they’ve had so much pussy, they need that extra mile…so Sara Sampaio probably does some shit for her rich guys…WE WILL NEVER KNOW…

But I figure if I don’t write about Sara Sampaio, despite no one reading this site, she just becomes an instagram model and I am just doing my part to keep the line drawn that just because you’re on instagram, doesn’t mean you didn’t fuck the casting dude Ed from Victoria’s Secret to get where you got…

The good news is that since all these people do the influencer thing, which is funny, since they used to just go to work and get paid and not have to deal with fans and social media like fucking losers begging for attention….she’s got some fitness content to motivate you to jerk off to someone trying to stay fit….

She’s also got weird fucking ELF THEMED shit you see on Reddit for the weirdos…because no fetish is too obscure for the mainstream model…anything for the nerd sci/fi / Fantasy nerds…

Ultimately, it’s all so boring…but she’s trying.

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2021

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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It’s safe to say that society is filled with a bunch of insecure fucks with no self confidence who just go along with what they are told because it is easier than either speaking up or figuring out their own opinion.

I like to think that people are finally waking out of their comas because they are seeing how fucking mental things are….as they have been following protocol of “Do This and Do That” out of fear mongering….

But I know that they don’t want us to know that the zombies are waking up as to not wake the other zombies who are still as committed to the cause they have always been…like some government henchmen….

So as people who can’t admit they’ve been duped are still hellbent on the lies they are being fed, I know that as time goes on, the plans that have been exposed bit by bit, will eventually make at least the smart ones start to crack….

Maybe journalists will remember their job requirement, which shouldn’t be “acting on behalf of the advertisers”….and maybe they’ll start going rogue and asking actual questions that matter, instead of viral clickbait moments…and maybe some of the personalities out there who get paid a ton of money will start saying “wait a minute”….unless of course there is too much dirt on them….but you get what I mean….

Because Tiny Tits have been marketed as a bad thing, even in this era of empowerment, to push breast implants on insecure girls, and dudes go along with it by saying “flatty flatty 2 x 4 can’t get through the bathroom door”….or whatever other propaganda they’ve pushed on tiny tits…without LOOKING at the whole package of a tiny tit girl to say…DAMN that’s a fucking tight, slim, hot body….#NOFATCHICKS…

So empower you local titty tit girl, I mean they probably don’t really need it and act empowered regardless, it’s a slutty era of prostitution, but you know just tell them you appreciate their tiny tits, to help kill the BIG PHARMA breast IMPLANT industry that is killing TINY TITS and the host bodies….

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2021

Aug

Wing Stop Firing and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Tits and her Shaved Head Playing with Dogs

People Signing Petition to Repeal the First Amendment because People are Fucking Idiots…

Helicopter Lands on a Semi

Car VS Motorcycle

The Most Inconvenient Bikes Ever

Activists Blocking Traffic

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2021

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up all you lazy fucking cucks out there. What have you learned from MEMES or TV Today…I am sure 99 percent of what you’ve got to say for yourself, it’s not your fault, you’ve been programmed…for your entire fucking life….and not all of us can really be aware of the evil corporations fucking with us on every level…because some people just buy into the lies. I don’t blame you. It’s marketing, behavioral science, manipulation that can capture even the smartest people…

It’s like when the pick-up culture shit happened a few years ago, maybe 15 years ago, and they’d use programming, negative hits, different tactics to get laid…the same tactics used to sell a used car…and the same tactics used on you to sell you toothpaste…you just didn’t realize it….but maybe your dick did if you were smart enough to figure out how simple minded people are and how easy it was to get laid if you knew basic human nature…

You’re just a victim of being human…and thanks to the end of religion in every town, very few people are forced to have morals or values needed to be decent people…so they can be won over by the evil powers out there…

My theory is that we are all on our own spiritual journey, you know being a human and knowing there’s something bigger than you out there, hard to see when lost in your narcissism, but ignorant to think you’re the center of life, the star of your own shitty movie…

We are all connected on a energetic level motherfuckers, so my advice is to look into your self, look into your own life and try to find your fucking instincts….your OWN instincts…they are somewhere there….you are an ANIMAL…you are a creature of the earth…start acting like it….

And remember anyone who acts as your spirit guide, is probably a narcissitic fuck using that for personal gain, or bought by the highest bidder and thus evil too….

So maybe just rely on yourself….what a fucking crazy concept….our species is more spectacular than you think, sure everyone is fucking horrible, society is horrible, they’ve made you hate yourself….but YOU are on this EARTH and there’s a lot impressive about that….when you get off the screens, away from the evil, and reconnect with your fucking self.

ALL I can do, as a not for profit piece of shit website is try to inspire you to FIND YOUR FUCKING SELF….you lost fucking monsters who are now fucking with everyone’s fucking freedoms by partnering up with the PEOPLE who hate you….and use you as a TAX farm….you slab of fucking meat who has LOST your connection to your spirit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Half Naked Kim Kardashian is Out for a Rip
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Suzy Cortez Calls Out Playboy Model Luana Sandien, Plans to Outbid Her for Messi’s Farewell Handkerchief
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Model Ashley Haas in Some Bikinis
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Ebanie Bridges Soaking Up the Welsh Sun….
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Mexico is the Worst Planned City Ever…
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The Office Could be Getting a Reboot – Hope It’s Not WOKE
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Pigeon Takes Over and Lays an Egg in an Owl Nest
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Man Gets Attacked By A Rabid Beaver
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SEX GUIDE TIME
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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In conclusion, as a FAT FUCK, I am convinced that Fat fucks are the fucking problem in the world….now that they don’t know they are fat fucks….or don’t think it is bad to be a fat fuck….even though being a fat fuck kills…

Not only are fat fucks giving everyone medical advice despite being fat fucks….I guess it is just a numbers game since going outside has shown me that there are so many fat fucks out there…now more than ever….

This weekend, I saw two fat fucks, I mean I saw a lot of fat fucks, but two specific instagram inspired fat fucks in their short shorts and crop tops despite being fat fucks…they get fucked by dudes all the time…so what do I know right…

So these fat fucks who in another era would have wanted to kill themselves and would never leave house walk by some art instillation that has a giant mirror on it..they both do a double take like they just received a gift from the heavens…only to take their few steps back back to check themselves out….

This was not a “is there something in my tooth, I’m a fat fuck, I don’t want people thinking I eat like the pig I look like” kind of thing…this was fixing their hair, their lip gloss, and doing all these poses like some kind of joke…checking their ass, checking their tits, in the middle of the street like some Candid Camera shit…but they were being serious…

Point of the story being that “FELT CUTE narcissism” is everywhere even with all these FAT FUCKS pretending they care about their HEALTH and WELLNESS…because they post propaganda on their social media…when really they’re going to die prematurely of preventable illness….unless you’re my wife who never seems to die despite how much we hope she does…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Rihanna Posing in the Pool in Lingerie
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Invicta FC Fighter Showing her Ass
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Bar Refaeli’s In the Closet
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Mariska Hargitay’s Slutty PDA Selfie
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Listen to this Anti-Vaxxer Freaking Out….She’s Gotta be a PLANT…
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Normani Booty in Denim
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Kaia Gerber in Latex
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Zoe Kravitz in a Tight Top
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Creepy Vintage Ventriloquist
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Vanessa Hudgens in Bikini
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Eleonora Incardona Killing it in a Skimpy Bikini
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Demi Rose is in a Swimsuit
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Gabrielle Union in a Bikini
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Midget Stripper Gets Down
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Dove Cameron in Cosplay!
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Cara Delevingne Loves her Vibrator
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OnlyFans Star Renee Gracie Plans to Buy Her Own Supercar Team
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Artwork that Ages When you Walk By It…WEIRD
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Blossom is the Official Guest Host for Jeopardy…for Now…
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Pouring Molten Metal in a Seashell
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Sports Bra Girl Does a Flip
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Restaurant BRAWL
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Dua Lipa and Bella Hadid Celebrate
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Valerie Loureda Supports Her Boyfriend Donovan Peoples-Jones at a Browns Game
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Rachel Maddow is NOT leaving MSNB anytimes Soon
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2500 Trampoline Challenge
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Dog Balancing on a Rope
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Workout
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Playboy Model Luana Sandien Bid $600,000 on Handkerchief Messi Used During Farewell Press Conference, Plans to Pose Naked With It
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Owl Eats Dinner
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Daredevil Lanches a Schoolbus
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Stretching Dutch Speed Skater
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British Parkour Floor is Lava Challenge
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Man Covered in Octopus Ink
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Couple Looking Like Idiots to get the IG SHOT
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Dude Gets Slammed Through a Table at a Bills Themed Wedding
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Mission Impossible Train Scene
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Sports Game Knockout
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10 Personal Wellness Treatments for Him
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Cam Sluts ARE LIFE
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Aubrey Plaza Pulling her Shirt Up to Show her Tiny Body
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Edith Lugo’s Upskirt
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Britney Texts and Drives – LOCK HER UP
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Carmella Rose in a Photoshoot
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Kate Beckinsale in a Photoshoot by the Pool
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Kaia Gerber Skinny in Leggings
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Gabrielle Union in a Bikini on a Yacht
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Olivia Wilde Gets TOILET PAPER Delivered to her Shit Filled Cumshot
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Natalie Portman in Leggings
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Reese Witherspoon and Daughter at their Private Jet…Cuz They are Billionaires
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Sydney Sweeney Hot Black and White Shoot
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Lily Collins Skinny in a Shoot
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Brown Dildo Ride
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Hot Naked Dancing Girl
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27 people having a Shitty Day
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Beach Views
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Hot Pussy Gets Rubbed
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SUPER FUCKING FAT ASS
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Big Bubble HOOVER
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Dildo Ball
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CUM HATERS
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Keeping Dildo Out of Reach
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MASHUP MADNESS
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Grinding the Dildo
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THIS BITCH HAS TWO DIFFERENT SHOES ON
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Fat Ass in Jacuzzi
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Pushing Weights…
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Big Tits Masturbating
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Curated Dildo Fuck!
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Finger in Butthole
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MENTAL MONDAYS!
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Making Messes
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Nice Costume
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Dramatic Performance
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The Hottest Sluts of Snap
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Fuck Machine
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Hot Ass and Big Titty Amateur Mouth Fuck
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Splash Pad
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Spread Ass Motocross
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Butt to Butt
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This Week in a Bunch of Ass
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Riding Books! Learn Hard…
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Weird Cosplay Reddit Nude Amateur
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Kitchen Counters.
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Naked Pale Big Tits
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Toy Close Up
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Karen’t Tit Comes Out
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Busy Busy Pandemic Nurse
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Shower babe
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Dildo From Behind
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2021

Aug

Francesca Eastwood’s Flexibility of the Day

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Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s hot Jewish daughter who I guess is almost 30….and as someone who is into the offspring of the rich and famous because it’s such a weird fucking existence to live off of the success of their father….a fun existence maybe, but all these people hate themselves as they live their permanent vacation boring but luxurious lives…..

You could argue that she hasn’t done anything important or of value, you know living in the shadow of an important man like Clint, but maybe that’s as interesting as you’d have to be to get by…I mean it is a society of leeches mooching off anyone remotely connected to greatness…

Plus she’s hot…so this kind of social media behavior is important and interesting enough for me…when bored in mansion, just post up pics of themselves showing off how flexible they are in shorts so that us low life losers can imagine how good they’d be to fuck, so long as they remain in that pose…..drinking wine nn a bra that we’ll assume tastes as good as it feels thanks to the other meds she’s probably on….rich people, mental health, you get it…..all while eating takeout despite having industrial ovens…because she may not be a baker, but could be if needed….look at all that oven….while thinking of putting a baby back in her oven….I mean this pose is how you get straight to the egg I hear….

Is this high concept, is that back fat hanging over the bra top, are those feet filthy, is that guy Carson Daily in a Hawaiian shirt…or is it STEVE O…..so many questions I don’t need answering, cuz I am too busy zooming in on her cunt.

In conclusion, I like her dad’s work, he’s a legend and he likes guns and you should too…NOW more than ever…GET GUNS…you know…for hunting and shit….

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2021

Aug

Noah Cyrus Gets Her Hormones of the Day

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Here’s Noah Cyrus getting her COVID BOOSTER SHOT, or HORMONES because she was born a dude named NOAH CYRUS….or maybe it’s some fat transfers all these mutant transhumans of the social media machine are into…I mean paying to be turned into a fucking muppet avatar instead of realizing that their natural-self is the uniqueness they need, but when you hate yourself, I guess that’s hard to see…especially when raised and coddeled in the shadow of the mammoth that is Hannah Montana…to be the Miley sister, for all the wins, is far worse for a girl than being the loser in a small town with a far cooler and sluttier sister, since it’s on an international level, and Miley won’t end up knocked up by the football captain and obese by 24..

She’s also got her neck all cut up, which should NOT be a fetish to any of you weirdos out there, but that you know will garner the wrong attention by the wrong woman hating, chronic masturbating, INCEL freak into HORROR movies….which I guess she’s trying to appeal to…since everything she does is for masturbation purpose at least that’s what I assume for all girls…that everything they do is to be jerked off to….clicks, follows, likes etc…

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2021

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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There’s so much information being censored, deleted, distorted that no one really knows what to believe, but what is for sure is that the FDA approved the COVID shot before they are done clinical trials, which is a medical first….as it normally takes 10 years to approve shit….but I guess not approving this shot the government is mandating would be a bad strategy when they are federally funded, but also funded by big pharma…not to mention, the FDA has approved all kinds of deadly shit…I watch antenna TV and see the ambulance chasing lawyer commercials…from Flipper Babies to Baby Powder..people been fucked over by medication….forever…

Now I don’t care if people want to get 2-3-4 shots., or if they now need the shots to stay alive because of some unforeseen glitch they overlooked in the clinical trials before rushing the vaccine….if you want to believe that at least 13,000 people died from the vaccine in the first week of getting it or not according to the government’s own tracking platform or not is your right…

The shots clearly aren’t working as expected, since people can get and spread covid when fully vaccinated…I personally know 4 fully vaccinated people who have COVID right now…and 0 unvaccinated people with COVID….and those people didn’t have COVID last year when they weren’t vaccinated…but if you want the shot or have the shot, good for you, you’re a hero to yourself and your family and friends, as you’re willing to die for the fight against COVID…a virus with a 99.8 percent survival rate…at least last year according to the CDC….

I just care about this vaccine passport shit, it’s going to end bad for everyone, in Israel you aren’t considered fully vaccinated 6 months after the second shot, and only with the third shot, which is what will happen here….all the vaccinated will be getting shot after shot after shot until they die and that’s a horrible existence for sure, I can’t even make appointments at my RUB and tug now that they don’t take walk ins – THANKS COVID…

I also care about mandated vaccines for workers, which is FUNNY considering I am unemployed, but I still think that’s UNFAIR to do to someone….especially NURSES and MEDICAL workers who last year were seen as heroes and this year are being fired for non-compliance….

What happened to the woke’s MY BODY MY RIGHT as they cut off their dicks, beg for their kids to get sex changes before puberty…lining up for abortions because they like the whole CREAMPIE sex to feel some level of intimacy with the random stranger they met on a dating app HOOK UP CULTURE…..

SO with ALL this CONFUSION….comes HEROES turned into ENEMIES of the state but luckily in all the overwhelmed hospitals they can still get naked to make some extra SCRATCH on their ONLY fans….guilt tripped into TIPS….I like the hustle….SMART naughty nurses….I just don’t like hospitals and the germs that come home on their pussies…but I guess MORE flavor…built that immunity like licking a DIRTY ass….GIVE ME E COLI….it’s my fetish…

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