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2021

05

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Oh shit…literally…

I almost forgot to do Asshole Behind Thong Thursday and that would have been a tragedy..

YOU KNOW….and I KNOW…that tits get hits, but asshole is really the unifying force in this genderless future we are all approaching….all these genetically modified freaks from all the hormones in the food will UNITE in an EQUITABLE way by cutting off their genitals and re-routing their piss tube through their asshole, so that we all just be ASSHOLES…literally….and figuratively…..the fact I know the difference between literally and figuratively is impressive to me….did you ever think that I was an idiot savant on this level? I bet you didn’t….

Anyway, the thong, a feat in marketing, cuz with the right programming people will buy ANYTHING….because it’s not a feat in engineering or design…it barely covers the asshole, the one thing you’d want out of an underwear…but not if you’re just observing the underwear…in which case it’s fucking brilliant and you should be GLAD that the girls of the world have gone to wearing thong bikinis…because thong underwear didn’t get enough VIEWS…in their everyday life…because that means ASSHOLE for everyone…thanks to flawed underwear design but successful underwear marketing….unless the visible asshole was all part of the panty line dimming garment…you know a little WINK WINK to the dudes out there getting to see asshole, by girls into showing asshole, because the ASSHOLE is the window…or gateway….to the motherfucking soul….

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2021

05

Aug

Heidi Klum Pussy Print of the Day

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Heidi Klum is old as shit, but thanks to being a eugenics program survivor, you know thanks to the whole Nazi scientists thing that they pretend disappeared after the war, but that didn’t go away because all the scientists were brought over to America….to do the same thing over here because the powers that be have always been the powers that be and will always be the powers that be thanks to serious generational wealth…

But how can you hate on that evil agenda when part of the program is making hot bitches like Klum who just don’t age….

I mean she’s a near 50, mom of 8, who was married to a guy with a massive penis…yet her pussy seems so contained in her swimsuit…bounced back like magic….

I just know that when I see a girl in a bikini and apparently an old lady in bikini, I look straight at the pussy….and if you didn’t know this bitch war near 50, you’d think she was in her 20s….which is some vampire shit that actually creeps me out since she’s obviously a sexual experiment out of germany….living her elite life…

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2021

05

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is one of the Albanian refugees who are dominating your pop music like a slave…..

Not that Rita Ora is really dominating pop music, but Dua Lipa is and they’re all from the same refugee camp, at least that’s what I assume in my ignorance….

There’s gotta be a conspiracy as to why all these big titty pop stars are Albanians…I don’t get it…maybe they have specific singing talent thanks to their language…but Bebe’s unlike the others is American…which still means something to some people….so she probably doesn’t even speak the language…

I figure in the collapse of society we’re witnessing, it’d be great to put all the investigative journalists on the job to figure out the origin story to the Albanian pop star trend….you know since they’re not doing investigative journalism on the FUCKING LIES we are being fed….but at least they use their well paid puppets wisely, by posting their smut to social media…

There’s just so much smut on social media, and the celebs have hopped on the trend to get their piece of the pie, a pie we’ll assume Bebe Rexha ate all of, since she’s fat…but body shamers have been shamed, so we can’t call a fat chick a fat chick….even if she’s got fat girl tits…

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2021

05

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am all for mind control and brainwashing through propaganda, the general public definitely need to be controlled, they are all complicit fuck and deserve to be controlled, I am just mad that I didn’t use my own brainwashing and propaganda years ago so that I could mind my own fucking business in the middle of the wilderness, as I brace for the internet to be turned off, since that will be the next step….

My theory is that you’ll only be able to access the big tech sites, Google, FB, Apple, Amazon, Twitter, Instagram, Wikipedia and whoever their other partners are….but we’ll see, I’ll just hope that’s conspiracy shit, but under the level of control and lack of civil rights we actually have, we’ll see.

But yeah, I am all for mind control, so long as it involves being hypnotized by tits, because tits are a magical thing that I am pretty sure my mind actually turns off when seeing them, so Titty Drops are a fucking mind control tool….at least on me….and hopefully on you…

Now…Titty Drops are just a modern day flashing, you can’t just flash like you’re on the back of the school bus from the comfort of your home, that’d be weird…but sliding your titty out of your shirt, that’s shit’s a solid thing to do alone and far hotter than a typical titty flash…so here’s girls being fun distractions.

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2021

05

Aug

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is a local Quebec hot party girl who I guess became an influencer on social media, because she posts hot pics of herself, and that’s about all it takes…you don’t need a skill, or to be an expert at anything, just be hotter and live better than the pleebs out there and win….

We’ve been conditioned to watch and envy those seemingly better than us, it’s just part of the social media fun that has ruined society…

Even the Elite are showing off their money like they are rappers….which you’d think would set off the broke people out there and make them angry…but they are too busy trying to find their own scam to get their designer purses or fast cars for their own instagram….it’s all pretty wild….

Beatrice Bouchard had a pretty solid boost to help her IG get those views and that is that her TWIN sister, the less hot but more successful, because she’s a pro tennis playing millionaire, to help endorse her, take her to the right parties, meet the right people, I mean they are TWINS after all….and if that doesn’t trigger your sister fetish, I don’t really know what will….two hot rich twin sisters….this one the hotter one…but collectively a solid womb explosion on their mom’s part….good job on that!

I had this idea I never did, because original content is a pain in the ass to coordinate , but it’s called the Sisters Series where sisters posing naked next to each other to Compare their vaginas…and assholes…and tits…and basically there overall nakedness…my kind of social experiment I’ll never do…but while I think about it…here’s the bikini pic of the better half of the egg.

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2021

05

Aug

Nina Dobrev Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is on some scissoring expedition with Julianne Hough in Europe, because the Elite, or the people who fuck the Elite, or work for the Elite, don’t get all that negative vibes the rest of the world has to deal with….they are important tools in the propaganda machine, designed to distract the idiots with bikini pics while the world is collapsing….

I am not entirely sure if the Eastern European is teaching the Ex Morning the whole lesbian sex show, because I am sure both know all about whoring, you know to get in the position they are int…

I am sure the Dobrev, is rocking a bikini and has a fit as fuck body, with solid tits I didn’t know she had, making me a little more accepting of her rich as fuck immigrant who made it storyline, you know all it takes is a hot fit body in a bikini and I’m sold…forgetting how horrible they are.

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2021

05

Aug

Kira Kosarin Nude Bikini of the Day

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2021

05

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I want to just take a minute to stare at hot tanlines, because even if the world is collapsing, no one really realizes it, so the titty content is still being produced and that’s a good thing.

I mean I’ve always been aware of censorship, I’ve been affected by it first hand and I am not rich because of it, and that’s not a pissing contest brag, I know I am a hack who can’t write, it’s to say that talentless idiots who weren’t censored made a lot of money doing what I do….so as a talentless idiot…I could have done better….

So back then we got censored for tits, now you get censored for science, being mean to Fauci is a hate crime….which allows a ton of opportunity for the tits to shine…because they’re not being censored….they are being used as a distraction and that’s a great thing…

If you’re going to be distracted by something, it might as well be tits…and if they are tits, they might as well be tan lined tits, because tan lines are so tropical, even when they’re sprayed on before the stripper routine on webcam….and I like the tropics…not that I’ll ever be in the tropics…but it’s the internet you can be anywhere from your soiled AIDS couch….

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2021

05

Aug

Dirty Prank and Other Videos of the Day

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Dancing Girl Fail

Legendary Save

Donkey Loves Titty

The Reason Fat People Don’t Workout

Bucking Horse Likes Lil Jon’s Song

Wife Harrasses Husband with her Toes

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2021

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We have been lied to for our entire existences…..but you can still find your fucking brain you retard fucks…you are being brain washed by sophisticated brain washers….we’ve been BRAIN washed for generations…but you gotta start USING your fucking brains…they are LYING to you….

They just announced vaccine passports locally, which is hilarious to me, since it’s a tactic to get people on the fence vaccinated, but also terrifying because it’s totalitarian…

They are pushing rules on us, they are calling us ignorant and selfish, they are telling us we have no rights….and what the vaccinated don’t realize is that once they get the unvaccinated, they are coming for you…

Logic says that if you are vaccinated you are supposed to be safe from
the unvaccinated so blaming the unvaccinated and calling them leper’s is just insanity.

You’re protected fuck off…and the whole delta bullshit or covid bullshit posing a new risk is just you being an even bigger idiot.

People die of the flu every year and you aren’t a Pussy about it.

Grow up, get vaccinated if you are believer, don’t if you aren’t but when you’re a crazy psychotic vaccinated person BEGGING to give the government your rights, to stay safe, from something that hardly kills….is nuts….

But remember that once they mandate all the vaccines on all the people under the guise that it will save lives, only it won’t save lives, they’re coming for the vaccinated….and the ruling class will laugh while we all eat each other to survive…

Vaccine passports are the Chinese Surveillance state to feed the evil corporations and the rich….the government have HARD ons for China and the way they run their country, because of HOW rich they are…

We are the slave class…stop eating the bait and falling in the fucking trap you fools…YOU FUCKING FOOLS…

Other than that, how’s everyone doing today?! Let’s do some stepLINKS in the morning….

Here are some stepLINKS….

“The World’s Sexiest Athlete” Alica Schmidt Will Not Run in the Olympics
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Barbara Palvin’s Doing her Best Royal Tennebaums.
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Dr Dre’s daughter says she is homeless
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Story Time with Hot Underwear Wearing Model
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Man Carbonates Milk, Questions His Life Decisions!
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Ship Roles
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Elaborate Airport Prank
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NFL on FOX Reporter Laura Okmin Calls Out Olympic Athletes for Inviting Female Reporters to Their Rooms
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Old And Vintage Footage Of Jones Beach On Long Island!
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Car Thief Gets Wrapped to a Telephone Pole
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CAM SLUTS!
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