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2021

24

Jun

Rihanna’s Got her Nipples Out of the Day

I saw Rihanna was out there trending on twitter for not having her ID at a night club and the bouncer needed everyone to show their ID…in a Reese Witherspoon entitled celebrity moment of “Don’t you know who I am”….because when you’re rich and famous, the rules don’t apply to you, the world works for you…which should make you wonder what kinds of things celebs have got away with over the decades of celebrity….

I also saw that her nipples were showing through her dress, which to me, is a more important story….just not a more important story than how a 14 year old in Barbados got all the paperwork done to get a work visa in the USA for a pop career the local girls aren’t able to pull off…even those hotter and more talented than our girl RIRI…SUSPICIOUS….

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2021

24

Jun

Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

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I like to think Kyle Jenner and her horrible family are the fucking problem. I think I’ve called them Terr-or-ists, but I don’t like using that word on the site anymore because the powers that be will flag this shit and put me on lists I’d rather not be on. but the reason I all them Terr-or-ists is because whatever it is that they’ve done to the youth of the generation, who I guess are now in their 20s is totally fucking crazy…

Everyone is trying to push products for brands, making instagram one giant and terrible infomercial, even people who have no business pushing products, are pushing products and I am surprised that anyone has even bothered logging into that platform in the last 2 years, but I guess the narcissism is the reason…people don’t care about anyone else, they’re too busy trying to monetize themselves…thanks Kardashins…

Then there’s the whole normalizing of porn, making that monetization a sex tape, which in theory is great…glad all girls are whores so that when I call women whores the odds are in my favor…but I don’t think it’s good for society….even if it is the oldest profession…but I do think the debauchery is the fall of historical civilizations…GOOGLE IT…since GOOGLE will only tell you TRUTHS….nice guys those GOOGLE….

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2021

24

Jun

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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SEXY FELON…

She’s the kind of cellmate you’d probably want to get stuck in a cell with, even if she was the one doing the fucking, and you were the cell bitch riding bitch seat that you were destined to be…because she’s still hot all these years after retiring from being a model to have a bunch of kids…

The truth is that she didn’t actually go to jail, her mom too the fall for her tax evasion, because she felt that she was not living anywhere, so why pay taxes, only to use her family to launder said money into the system, getting her mom doing the time for her…she was probably paid fairly for it…

Now I don’t believe that Refaeli had sex with Leo Dicaprio when they were dating since he’s a homosexual, but it was a big stamp of approval at the time that got her paid, and allowed her to be marketable to other rich guys who were into Leo’s sloppy seconds, which is probably better than the sloppy seconds you get, you know cuz that homeless guy coming out of that massage parlor room you’re about to walk into, is not quite as fancy or trying to save the environment with flying private and owning massive carbon footprint homes around the world….

What I am tyring to say is that Bar Refaeli, despite her ugly pop art she probably paid too much, is looking very tight bodied in her bikini, and that’s important for all the old bitches out there who don’t look this good, what’s your fucking excuse…lazy.

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2021

24

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The asshole behind thong is actually an inspiring story…a story of conquest, of survival, of redemption, of making the best out of potentially shit covered situation…it shows the resilience of women everywhere, capable of finding the best in an otherwise unfortunate situation, because as Celine Dion said so well in Titanic, the heart must go on…l

The thong, despite having songs made about them, by someone likely paid off by the thong consortium, make it a hit and everyone will trade in their old full backs for the new….but yes, the thong, despite all the hype around them when they first went mainstream, because girls follow all the trends when it comes to being hot, without ever asking a dude if they find it hot….like the shaved pussy…or being vaccinated…it’s just one of those “You’re a sucker doing what you are told”….cuz real dudes like bush, don’t like experimental gene therapy and don’t care what panties are since we’re just trying to get them off….

But yeah, thongs don’t cover the asshole, so butt shots in thongs show asshole, and instead of fighting it, be empowered….EMBRACE it…

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2021

24

Jun

Jessie J Hand Bra of the Day

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I guess Jessie J’s claim to fame was proving that Channing Tatum doesn’t like chicks…and is actually the kind of male stripper who sucks dudes dicks in the backroom, you know the real money in male stripping is in the gay scene…which conveniently is also a great way to make it in Hollywood….

Jessie J was Channing Tatum’s rebound after his back-up dancer beard wife….which as one of the most hyped “hot guy of hollywood” was pretty disappointing….I mean when you can fuck anything and you go with a weird looking third tier popstar from the UK no one’s heard of the last decade because she turned 40….you gotta wonder about the motherfucker…

Not to mention, topless selfies mean one thing….looking for dick….maybe not to fuck, but in efforts to get their money, attention, likes, follows, I mean why the topless selfie for strangers….cuz she’s feeling hot and empowered…or maybe it’s cuz she’s an attention seeking whore looking for compliments…and I am sure she’s getting them cuz losers of the internet see skin and fucking freak out even on the nasty bitches.

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2021

24

Jun

Emma Rose Kennedy Underboob of the Day

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Here’s the girl from Shameless who was not the hot one, but probably played the part of white trash best based on her look, who I was encouraging like the cheerleader that I am over the last year when Emmy Rossum was off the show, and I could actually watch the show, without being tainted by Emmy Rossum’s presence, I hate that twat…and I don’t even know why…but assume it was probably because of shameless since that’s all she’s done…but yeah, Emma Rossum’s got that white trash body…

I assume they are going to do a Spin Off of the show without William H Macy about this one and her siblings but I don’t work in Hollywood so I haven’t been privy to those important meetings at the daycare center they have their meetings at….

Anyway, she’s got her fat braless tits out, bra’s are torture or some shit, and if you leave the house, you’ll likely see fat braless tits too..it’s a style and empowermment…

She’s also exploding the fuck out of her sweatpants, but people like this look, so as she smokes her meth, or cigarette, or weed with her girls…you can masturbate….lucky you…cuz I can’t to this shit…I can only say “AT LEAST SHE IS NOT ROSSUM”…

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2021

24

Jun

Mathilde Tantot Ass of the Day

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The Tantot sisters are some hot slutty half naked, or maybe it’s full naked, borderline sex workers, which you an read attention seeking whores who monetize their attention seeking nudity from the nerds who buy into this kind of thing…

They were early to the “SHARE FOR SHARE” with other sluts, and managed to built up their social network through provocative selfies, an easy hustle for hot chicks to do, I mean it doesn’t really require any fucking effort…even average at best girls do it too..

I assume they are on the sell nude kick all the girls from their early network of sluts are doing, because it pays them a shit ton of money for doing very little…a lot of them don’t even manage any aspect of that shit besides taking the nudes….which we can assume they are already taking cuz they can’t cum without staring at pics of themselves…

I assume this is some applying white cream to their ass for their fans, because the creativity is unnecessary for their fans, they are just that pathetic, where as I would expect LIFE changing content if I was forced to pay it….I figure if my Amazon Prime, despite Amazon being the devil, but it’s SO CONVENIENT…but yeah if Amazon Prime is 150 bucks a year and gets me free shipping on all my orders as well as access to their music archive and their movie archive, these bitches asking for more than 150 a year for access to their nudes, best be doing some high production quality stuff…I want action, maybe some circus tricks, get some filmers and do more than just FILTERS and PHOTOSHOP for your special effects…GIVE ME EXPLOSIONS…you fucking rip off artists…

In conclusion, I’ve been around French women, not official French women from France, the trashier, low class, French Canadian version, but we had access to French TV, where there was lots of nudity, and every french chick I know’s a fucking pervert who loves to fuck, so I’d expect more dildo insertion in this, in part because it’s for attention, but also because french girls hate not being filled…it’s a fact..google it…

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2021

24

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that being flashed tits is amazing….and that girls who flash their tits are amazing…even if the tits aren’t amazing, it’s overshadowed by the amazingness of the tits being flashed….and it takes the RIGHT kind of girl to pull her titties out for either a laugh, a troll, an attempt to give a boner…and all those other girls not flashing tits are just losers…

I am also a firm believer in asking girls to flash me their tits, whether I know them or not, I’m the “hey, how about you pull out your tit”….or “You know what would be funny, if you pulled out your tit”….you know a soft sell approach to negotiation where I like them thinking the flash was there idea, when really it was my idea because I am a titty loving pervert…you know manipulate them for the greater good of anyone who gets to see the tits..

Since life is all on the internet now, the flashing from a car road tripping next to you, or being flashed by some fat white lady in New Orleans at a conference for Insurance brokers, who had one too many hurricanes, or just being flashed by drunk girls in general…in any and all locations aren’t needed….because girls are coming together online to flash their tits for the sake of flashing tit and here’s a bunch of tits getting flashed.

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2021

24

Jun

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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I think Sofia Richie is lame as shit, mainly because she’s a fucking rich as shit rich kid who you know gets an allowance from Daddy, and who doesn’t need to have a daddy of her own to finance her fancy life…Lionel’s got fat bank accounts, I even think he’s got a private jet, we’re talking REAL fucking money….so she could have basically launched her instagram model career without the help of basically anyone….she could have built her own little empire, whether with brands, or content, or good times, or with other girls who have following that don’t have the angel investor like her Dad….

But instead, she signed a deal with the devil herself, the Kardashians, by playing some jailbait girlfriend of the 40 year old party boy Disick who I guess helped orchestrate the whole Kardashian thing and who is continuing to do it with the kids of his friends…and family..

So with all her access, she said “get to the top of the food chain”….and in a society that the Kardashians are the top of the food chain, and viewed as relevant as cool, we know is a society near collapse….but the fact that she aligned with their values of being rich for the sake of being rich, when she’s already rich…only to show off how rich people live to the losers who aren’t rich….something otherwise seen as tacky and gross…is pretty disappointing…especially when RICH is in her fucking name…we don’t need it rubbed the fuck in…not to mention showing off how rich you are is ALWAYS fucking boring…how about figuring out something inspiring or interesting with that money…they never fucking do…these vapid monsters…

I really don’t have hope for young people, rich peopole, people with access, they just chase what’s popular instead of using their brains and making something popular….

But I will stare at her bikini bod, cuz she’s hot and luckily not Nicole Richie….the bootleg Richie found in a dumpster who is not a Richie at all..

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2021

24

Jun

Amber Heard Yoga of the Day

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I am really not a bro before ho kind of guy, I always sided with the girls, despite having a site dedicated to calling whores whores, there’s a general misunderstanding that involves the girls I call whores actually being whores…where as respectable NORMAL girls are not whores…

So I get called misogynist or “Derek Chauvinist” for calling out pretty disappointing women for being pretty disappointing because they are perpetuating this lie that all women need to be whores to get ahead….bringing us to where we are today…where all girls are whores trying to get ahead…

I have never said I don’t like whores, I have just said this girl pretending not to be a whore is a whore…so if the feminists who don’t like when a woman who is a whore is called a whore and think that’s woman hating, even though the woman who is a whore is an actual whore, and is doing nothing but reducing the general consciousness of women as a whole, then let em….I don’t care…

But I do know that Amber Heard manipulated, wallet fucked, used and abused the fuck out of Johnny Depp with the help of that loser Elon Musk, who helped finance Amber Heard’s attack on Johnny Depp, because in the event you didn’t know Elon is a fucking coddled rich kid loser with average at best ideas, presented as some fucking genius, when really he’s a scam, so when you see any Tesla’s out there drinking the Koolaid, be sure to take a shit on those loser fucks buying into the Musk lie…

Anyway, Heard tried to destroy a man who gave her everything, including the relevance she wanted, and that’s just fucking shitty….any woman who drags her man for personal gain, after claiming to love that person, is a self involved narcissistic sociopathic demon…

Apparently, demons do yoga….

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