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2021

Jul

Greer Grammer Bikini of the Day

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I always like Kelsey Grammer and not entirely because of his Frasier character back on Cheers!, which I used to watch in the 80s when we only had 3 networks to choose from, I was always more into his wife Lilith for being the uptight cunt you knew liked letting her hair down for anal when the cameras weren’t rolling….and I guess I watched Frasier in the 90s too….but that’s not why I like Kelsey Grammer….

I like him because he’s the first actor I can remember getting arrested for cocaine who was forced to wear an ankle bracelet on set, meaning despite being a cokehead like everyone else in entertainment, he didn’t have to hide it…but instead became a hero to all….

He also dated stripper / hooker looking women, who I guess he had at least one kid with and this is that kid…she’s 29, hard bodied, and hot…as she celebrates America on the Fourth of July this past weekend, but only gets posted 3 days later, cuz that’s her celebrity ranking or hierarchy for now but I have hope for her to be a bigger deal than she is….I mean I have hope for all the hot kids of celebrities because they are a fetish of mine.

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2021

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of the week….WET SPOTS…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, so how could there be a “most wonderful time of the week”….if there’s no Christmas involved…it would just be impossible.

Well, I used to subscribe to that logic, but I am about a year into these WET SPOT WEDNESDAY posts that started as a joke, like most things in my life, and that materialized into an obsession that I hate every fucking second of…

It’s not because I hate pussy, or wet pussy, even if I’ve only met the driest of pussies, due to my sex appeal.

It’s not even because I hate the idea of turned on strangers making pics of their wet spots public masturbation fodder…

It’s just because out of context, I can’t be too sure what the wet spot is from, but then I remember all the panty raids I’ve done over the years, from Laundromats to clotheslines, yes, I am that old…and the wet spot..or the stain from where the discharge burned holes in the panties, was what got me off…

So when pulling back the layers, I remember what I actually like and care about and I guess it’s Wet Spots…

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2021

Jul

Garlic in the Nose! and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Rubs Shit on the Elevator

Scooter Bro

Tree Pulled with Trusty Ford.

Making Memes…

Man Vs Mailbox

Drunk Bitch in a Hedge

The Best way to Shop

Mom Mows the Lawn

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2021

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is nuts….

It’s always amazed me when I see ugly people come together and find each other and make a family with each other…like UGLY people should be lonely and miserable by definition…yet so many aren’t….why is that?

As it turns out….women are the ones who hate themselves, their own bodies, each other….and they just put the blame on men cuz men will fuck anything…and be excited while doing it…

From my life as a man or as close to a man as I’ll ever be, who has known other men, I can conclude that men like women….all women…any woman willing to give them attention…

Hotness is more than just body design, body proportions, body measurements…hotness is deeper than that…like a girl who licks your ass is hotter than a girl who doesn’t…so an ugly ass eater will be hotter than a hotter girl who doesn’t eat ass…it’s basic math.

So as all these women hate themselves and mutilate themselves because they are misinformed idiots, like most people are misinformed idiots…men are and will remain turned on by women of all shapes and sizes…..

So women getting surgeries and looking trans is to cater to the gay dudes I guess. It’s no patriarchy or unrealistic body images, fat girls get fucked…they even make money off being fat…

So stop hating yourself and blaming us for it, you cunts….

Learn to love yourself and your bodies and stop playing it as “imperfections” or “blemishes”…bitch, there’s no such thing as perfections, so stop being such a fucking baby about….you cunts…

Now show us your cunts, you cunts.

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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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As lame as the general population is, especially the younger people who you’d think would be far more interesting than they are in their little self involved bullshit lives, because with so much access to information they decide to do idiotic things for clout on social media and get rewarded for it in huge ways despite sucking…..

I will say that I am pretty envious these people get to see people they went to school with spread pussied on the internet, so even if you weren’t invited to the sex parties, you an access their cunts…

I always wanted to stumble across porn of someone I knew from normal life, or walk into a strip club to see someone I know from normal life and it’s really only happened a handful of times…and based on the trash I know…it wasn’t the girls I wanted to see naked or doing online porn….

So now, all these kids get all the girls, hot or not, fat or not, friends of theirs or not, doing the most perverted shit and they probably don’t even notice or care…

In a what came first – a chicken or an egg situation….I have to ask myself..and I guess you my dear and vuluptuous bountiful bosomed reader…

So….what came first – the hot chicks dressing in skimpier clothing essentially acting like the chemicals in the water turning frogs gay…..only instead of frogs they’re turning dudes gay….because they’re exposed to the skimpiest outfits all day like it aint a thing, normalized so you can’t get hard looking at it….and if you do you get suspended, expelled or fired…..

Or are the skimpy outfits a product of all the dudes turning gay, you know skimpier and skimpier hoping to fill their void between their legs with cock, but the cock never shows up cuz it’s too busy sword fighting other cock it met at the urinal….

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Excited Montreal Canadien’s Fan Flashing her Tits for the Team. Quebec!
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J.Lo Wet on the Beach in New Video
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Girl Loses Titty Inserts
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If This Jumps Out of Your Fridge – What do you Do?
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Cara Delevingne Nipple in Paris
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Tight Dress
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Larsen Thompson’s Bikini Pics!
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Madison Beer – Bikini Top in Vegas
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Demi Moore’s Swim Suit Campaign
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Bella Hadid’s Titties in a Dress
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No Zach Wilson’s Mom Does Not Have an OnlyFans Account
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Emma Corrin’s Topless Tease!
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Zoey Deutch and Nina Dobrev on a Boat
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Booty in a Bikini
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Homeless Man Takes Dump in Mop Bucket – EVIL
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Just a Bad Day at Work
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Kara Del Toro’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Paul Rudd Massages Seth Rogan
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Freaky Fucking Clouds
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Don’t Turn Your Back on a Lion
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Hotty Sydney Sweeney and Maude Apatow in Retro Shoot..
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Selena Gomez bikini Hotness
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Marion Cotillard in Bike Shorts
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Melanie Thierry Titties in a Dress
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Amandine Petit in a Dress
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Olivia Holt in Photoshoot…
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Kate Winslet’s Leaked Nudes….
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Big Naked Chick Brings Breakfast of Champions
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Pool Party Pussy Eating
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Skinny Amateur Fucker
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Nice Stomach Tattoo
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Shot from a Good Angle
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Girlfriends
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Big Tit Pussy Eaters
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2021

Jul

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a fucking win….even if she’s a new mom who just had her pussy imploded like a condo in Miami….you know childbirth is a motherfucker, but when the bikini bottoms are kept on and the girl who brought the worst and most damaging STD, despite what the gays have to say about AIDS in the 80s, childbirth is the real fucking tragedy our society has dealt with since the dawn of time, thanks to all the shitty people being born….

I am not one of those de-populate the world Bill Gates one world government types, I want to see a de-populated world for the benefit of the world…humans are the fucking virus who have no real intelligence but think that they are the most intelligent…when any animal or plant species in nature knows that ruining your natural environment where you live, eat and breathe is the definition of idiotic…and we’ve all gone along with it…

That’s not to say I’m some CLIMATE CHANGE activist like that puppet GRETA, it’s to say that plants are impressive in their ability to survive and thrive as part of the world’s ecosystem, yet humans build cities and buildings and mansions to show off how rich they are…when the most impressive thing on the earth…like the most unreal thing on the earth…is NATURE…pretty fucking weird..

Anyway, babies are parasites who leach off their moms, even hot moms to crawl out of them like alien creatures who you know will be pieces of shit who just add to the problem, but in Elsa’s case, she didn’t pull a typical middle of the road mom who stays fat and blames her pregnancy on her fatness, she got right back to where she was before the pregnancy…and looks fucking hot…

I may not be a DEMI SEXUAL like CUOMO the GUN CONTROL pervert’s weird daughter, who CAME OUT as a DEMI SEXUAL, which isn’t being a supporter of Demi Lovato, but rather someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them….

No fucking joke, you probably saw this, but Cuomo’s daughter had a coming out party and media ran with it because she’s someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them which is what people used to call being modest, or being a “GOOD GIRL”…or not a “SLUT” because you can’t call them SLUTS anymore, that’s SLUT SHAMING, so they’ve all become empty sluts into empty and meaningless sex, cuz they are empty and meaningless..

BUT I AM AN ELSA SEXUAL…this bitch is great.

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2021

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Bikini Top of the Day

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Not to be an asshole, but I am an asshole, and I don’t think I am really being an asshole when I am observing self produced content and giving my critique…because it’s my right to have my opinion even if it is not the popular opinion…and if it was the popular opinion maybe I’d be rich…but I am not so all I have is my opinion and my opinion says that Daddario who is now in her mid 30s and a totally unimpressive actress, has a set of fat tits that are impressive, at least enough to have helped her go viral on True Detective and lead into all the work she’s done since, despite not being a very good actor….so maybe when she selfies, she should do a neck-down-crop…we don’t really need the face in the mix to ruin the god given talents….you know we can still enjoy a blowjob with our eyes closed, you don’t need to be looking back at off to distract our focus from the goods….

Someone needs to get her some guidelines, but then again, maybe girls with great tits like to think they are more than just tits, even if no one else does….who knows.

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2021

Jul

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Believe all science…even if science as a concept has been bastardized while credible scientists have been silenced on social media….and basically everywhere to not divert from the SCIENCE…even when they are the SCIENCE who invented the science…pretty creepy…

I was just watching the Joe Biden announcement on COVID VACCINATIONS where he was bragging about how many vaccinated people he’s responsible for…it’s something like 160 million vaccines and the position is that it is the greatest achievement in medical history..or maybe it was American History….at least that was the intro….

The point of the announcement was to complain about those of you who aren’t vaccinated, despite it being an emergency use only medication that hasn’t gone through all the medical trials they probably need….and even more importantly, that you can’t sue the pharma companies in the event you have a bad reaction since they have immunity…just not against COVID since apparently no one does….

As the vaccinated really hate the unvaccinated…they’ve become RELIGIOUS on the COVID shit and despite being “protected” the unvaccinated are the heathens who want to kill the fat and elderly….IT IS FREE…GET IT…you can get FREE junk food, beer, and even be enrolled in a LOTTERY….sounds like they’re not trying to trick you into their VACCINATED world…because of SCIENCE…or emotions that are selective about the science….

But the SCIENCE I do believe in…because it makes sense, doesn’t seem to lie to me, or try to confuse me, is THE RATIO….

Girls are seen as hotter when they have the right hip to waist ratio…so naturally girls with ratio or the photoshop app on their phones post their pics of their RATIO….cuz they want to be seen as hotter…

These are some of those babes…

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2021

Jul

Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day

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You may not know this about the me or about the site since you likely don’t read the site,…and I know you’re not reading this…but Kate Bosworth has been one of my favorites for as long as I can remember.

Yes, she’s that old, and yes, she barely had a career worthy of her hotness and I forget she exists until I am reminded that she exists….because like these pics she’s still brining hot girl bikini pics well into her 40s and that’s worth noting, celebrating, jerking off to….etc.

I don’t know why she didn’t end up being more substantial a celebrity, but maybe that’s a good thing, cuz that lack of success probably keeps her skinny and hot…ready for her big break….that Oscar win no one planned for….

I believe in her…or at least in her bikini body that she knows is fucking hot…and so do I..

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2021

Jul

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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I saw this important and amazing story earlier today or last night, I don’t really remember timelines, it could be dementia but aren’t you glad to be here with me through it….

The story was that girls in Norway or some other country will need to disclose if their photos are photoshopped when posting a #ad. So as part of disclosure of “I am making money telling you this is the best drink I ever had even though a month ago I told you this other drink was the best drink I ever had cuz I’m a vapid nobody loser who pushed products like an AVON LADY cuz it makes me look legit”….they have to say “and by the way, I edited my dick out of the photos like I was Kendall Jenner and her Dad…..

The reason they are doing this is simple….thanks to the shitty, ugly, vile, pitchmen that are the Kardashians, who have single handedly made billions of dollars making cute girls DESTROY themselves…because I really think that they are a product of where humanity was headed and I’d never give them credit that their impact was substantial, just because they failed upwards into the right place, but the truth is…they’ve changed the faces of so many with their popularity…and people should revolt….but that’ll probably only happen when the chemicals react in 20 years and all these women have their faces fall off…IT COULD HAPPEN…assuming the earth will be around in 20 years…

So seeing Kendall and her shorts jacked up her pussy….even as the hottest of the kardashians…is still fucking vile to me….just too many lies from terrible people…

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