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2021

16

Jun

Sophie Mudd Side Boob of the Day

Sophie Mudd’s some instagram girl who got huge on instagram by doing share for shares with other slutty girls of instagram and shit worked because she’s got clown sized tits…they are massive and she’s not…which is a recipe for fucking success because we’re all coded to love tits bigger than our heads, we come into life looking for tit bigger than our head to latch on….so when these “models” come along with tits bigger than our heads we fucking like and follow…

There was a minute where she was trying to go legit, she had real reps, a plan, her content was less about the tits, but she only had follower cuz of the tits, so she’s started bringing the tits back as she should….because when you’re given a gift, a talent and fucking competitive advantage you use it…her tits are so massive, they’re more important than her, she’s a host body at this point…and together they’ve decided to sell slutty content to her pervert fans and I am sure the content is shit, but the money is fucking good, some of these girls make 1,000,000 a month off this shit…imagine 12 million dollars a year for taking a shitty titty selfie a day and letting some Indian call center chat up your fans…SCAM of the fucking century….you’re all being duped but at least it gives the rest of us sane people who don’t fall for scams…the tits too…

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2021

16

Jun

Liz Hurley Bikini Dance of the Day

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I am convinced that Liz Hurley shot all her bikini content a decade ago, not because being a hot 50 year old or 60 year old in this fucking version of the simulation we all live in is that complex a theory, I mean there are filters, fillers, surgeries, AI, AR, basically everything they can fucking come up with…stem cells from aborted babies…or live babies…who knows with these rich fucks…but I am still convinced she either shot all her bikini content a decade ago and is just releasing it slowly to the people…or this is her trans son doing his best Liz Hurley…cuz he or she’s the one who drove his illegitimate bio dad to suicide but more importantly he shoots her content…

I will say this, she looks like an old timer trying to be a young one, which is always akward and embarrassing, but there’s a fetish in there somewhere…

I am sure you’ll be able to figure it out.

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2021

16

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I find it annoying but also amazing that people are still pushing the vaccine, saying shit like “Stay Safe” or “Stay healthy” like a bunch of brain washed fucking idiots…who don’t even take care of themselves, workout or eat well…but instead just do what the government tells them…even though the government doesn’t give a fuck about people, they just see them as a TAXATION farm, which we are….when they take 50 percent of your money, charge you tax on everything you buy and on things like homes you own, only to use that money to spend it in insane ways, to line their evil corrupt pockets, or to finance gain of function research they pretended they didn’t fund…you should be even MORE turned off by them…especially when they are launching vaccine passports, turning the suckers against you because they followed orders as they’ve been trained to, when you’re just like “I’m not scared to die, people fucking die, and I’d rather get COVID than some vaccine and if I don’t survive it…that’s the circle of fucking life’….and what’s there really to live for…a bunch of nacissitic woke fucks being pandered to by corporations and some weird ass government…fucking kill me now…or let me wait out the fall of society so I can survive like the anti-hero I am…..fucking my way to survival..

Anyway, all these unhealthy fucks, telling you to stay healthy, while pushing their vaccines, or experimental medications, as a band aid solution instead of actually being healthy…is the theme of our era…

But some bitches still workout and these girls claim to workout….so this is their fitness..

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2021

16

Jun

Kira Kosarin Oiled Up Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Kira Kosarin is, but I’ve been seeing her bikini dance weirdeness for the last few weeks, more than we have ever seen of her and I kinda fucking hate everything about her…but she is half naked…in a skimpy bikini for her social media where she’s sprying herself down in a way you could jack off to…I mean you can even see her “bikini bridge” in one of these videos…which for those who don’t know is the bikini’s gap over the pussy cuz it’s bridged between the hip bones…a concept that is hot when the girl doing it isn’t being awkward and weird about it…

She’s likely a child star reimagining herself for the fans by sexualizing herself as she pretend she’s not even though I see that ass in a thong girl…just because it’s the style doesn’t make it less racy bro.

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2021

16

Jun

Emma Rose Kennedy in Mesh of the Day

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Emma Rose Kennedy was on Shameless, which I unfortunately watched the final episode of, despite not being a fan of the show, because it was too sensational and ridiculous and that Emmy Rossum chick is the fucking devil, who you could tell thought was carrying the show….I got through the first Season and watched the last season because Emmy Rossum was kicked off the shit..

I am sure they are going to make a spinoff, probably following this one, who may not be as fit as Emmy Rossum, but at least she’s not Emmy Rossum…and sure, her character as some weird lesbian fat chick single mom degenerate is played out, obvious, even stupid, but like many chubby chicks before her, it comes stock with sloppy tits she’s not shy to show off cuz she’s been paid a lot of money to be on TV over the decade, motherfuckers don’t need to like what they see of her on camera, doesn’t mean she’s not going to get on motherfucking camera I guess.

This is her selfie, girls are exhibitionists, even the not-hots.

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2021

16

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you leave your house, you will know that girls, not just whores, but all girls have decided that showing how fat their pussy lips are in their tight pants and tight shorts is all part of fashion and style….or being their hottest self…

I know that cameltoes for the longest time were something that girls avoided or were embarrassed of and I am sure that you’ve all had women in your life pull their underwear out of their cunts with the snap of the elastic panties as they free their pussy’s grip….but maybe with all the trans girls are into saying “I AM AS LEGIT AS THEY COME” even though AMAZON sells pussy definition inserts for the tuckers to have cameltoe too. It’s only fair.

I assume that the cameltoe feels good, I’ve seen girls get off by pulling their panties up into themselves, so maybe they are just more open about it now that everyone is a pervert…a horny fucking pervert…or maybe they just want you to jerk off to them…either way, cameltoes happened, these girls posted them, they are the unsung heroes…

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2021

16

Jun

Pia Mia Bolt Ons In Lingerie of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some child star who I guess was never a child star, but she was from GUAM where I know strippers migrate to have that tropical south pacific ocean lifestyle, making stupid money from the horny sailors stationed there, by working the strip club and scamming them out of their weekly stipend.

Anyway, she would have done well back home getting fucked with her thailand looking tits, not in a race way, in a discount plastic surgery way….and instead her family moved her to the mainland, got her casting for god knows what got her famous, but she was famous…and instead of pursuing that she said “fuck it, I’ll sell nudes”…

These may or may not be her nudes she’s selling, but they are a tiny famous child star who barely was but was enough to be famous in lingerie busting out and it’s a friendly reminder that she exists…I mean I can’t think of a better “POKE”….if you know what I mean..and if you don’t…I don’t mean sexual poking…that’s some gay ass term for getting your dick wet…”I poked her”….I mean a fucking reminder like on Facebook in the early days when the CIA was first unrolling it to the masses…I guess “PING” would have been a better word…fuck it, lingerie, look.

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2021

16

Jun

Nina Agdal Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Nina Agdal has been a pretty unimpressive model from my perspective, not for my standards, because I have no standards. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’ll stick my dick in anything and you don’t even have to dare me….assuming you can manage to find it…

Point being, I thought her fitness was alright, but her big facial features that made her look creepy as shit didn’t really outweigh that and I assumed she knew she had pulled off a scam and couldn’t believe her own hype…because there was a level of hype around her…I mean she did SI…just like Chrissy Teigen…probably at the same time as that pig bitch wallet fucker….

But I guess wallet fucking is one of the requirements the SI models have in their fucking application form, because it’s a launch pad for sugar babying on a higher fucking level, not a higher level of consciousness, nothing is promoting that now that they want us all dumb fucks….but on a higher level because it allows them to get fucked by athletes.

Anyway, overrated, believes her own hype, not that hot or not…she’s starting to grow on me, even though she’s in her mid 30s, because she does fitness and I hate fat chicks, so anyone promoting fitness to end fat chicks is a fucking hero.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

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2021

16

Jun

Weed Girl Wednesday of the Day

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It’s WEED GIRL WEDNESDAY to remind you that many girls who look like they smoke a lot of weed, all snacked up from the munchies and lazy in front of the screen, but not too lazy to capture their best possible weed themed content knowing that fringe models have a chance with fringe companies looking for dudes into weed and the girls who smoke it…it’s one of those find your angles, run with it, cuz we’re all pervert and the right ones will find you…

I appreciate these weed girls, even if I think being overly into weed in and of itself is pretty lame, it’s important for the activism to legalize it, cuz it’s barely a drug, it’s a fucking plant and it gets you barely high, relaxed, well rested, oftentimes focused and clear visioned…so fuck all the haters…

Yes, I am a drinker, but I can still think an organic barely a drug being illegal is just evidence that the government is not on our side….they control us and you shouldn’t forget that…fight for your right to party bro.

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2021

16

Jun

Daisy Lowe Cleavage of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter…or was before that dude went to the dude ranch and got Country for Blake Shelton who couldn’t full embrace his queer tendancies for obvious Gay Cowboy reasons, you know we can’t all be Brokeback Mountain….right Jake Gyllenhaal you faggot….so go for the best option, that manly bitch with cut abs who if you fuck up the ass the right way could be as close to vagina-less as possible.

Prior to the Cowboy, she was with a guy who had a thing for Trannies, shocking, naked Gavin Rossdale….

Gavin Rossdale on some of his early escapades knocked up a groupie as these people do and when the daughter was 14 she learned that she was the heiress to the BUSH empire, no not the beer, the shitty band that had a popular song called Glycerine, which was about the lube he uses when he fucks the trannies in his life…

Apparently, she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale semen inside her….AND IT STUCK…

Turns out that works out great for her career…she became a big titty model, now she’s an old big titty model who was, but the point is…the big titties…

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