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2021

May

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I usually talk about how my first or second internet business idea was to sell dirty panties to the perverts back in Y2k…the YEAR 2000….after having some moderate success at least in terms of my low ambition needs of 20 dollars for a case of beer…after reselling Lacoste shirts to bros on Ebay that I’d get at Goodwill for 2 dollars…and after finding a girl to provide the dirty panties, you know a business partner of the best kind….I listed one pair of dirty panties and my account got deleted…so I gave up…

I also talk about how I’ve been into dirty panties for as long as I can remember…raiding dirty laundry hampers around the world since the 80s…but even as a dirty panty lover, someone who wanted to make a business of dirty panties…you know if you do what you love you never work a day in your life…

But then I remembered earlier today that some reader of the site mailed me a pair of her dirty panties, I used to encourage people to send shit to the PO box when it was a more interactive experience…and I thought to myself, after being grossed the fuck out by the panties, because I assumed a girl sending me panties anonymously was disgusting, but that could have just been the shit stains speaking to me…and I thought to myself….”isn’t she scared of me cloning her”…I mean how did she know I wasn’t a cloner.

I guess none of these girls care about privacy…they all give their info to social media platforms, apple, etc…they document their every move in life…”CURATING” content…so fear of the panties covered in their DNA getting used to clone them is a non issue…until they see 40 of their younger self in about 10 years….but they’ll probably see it as another content opportunity…maybe make a documentary on it…

This is about the WET SPOT not my relationship with dirty panties…but I think wet spots out of context look like medical conditions and not like the “I’m so hot and bothered they are going for”…and I guess wet pussy is wet pussy whether it’s discharge or self lubrication…unless you’re a micro-dick like me who needs pussy dry to feel the friction…

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2021

May

Girl Saves her Coffee and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog vs Hammock….

Fart Hiding Husband….

Raven Gives Owner Flowers…

Crackhead in the Store….

Missing her 8 am Meeting….

Pug Licking His Paws..

UV Tattoos…

Car vs River

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is so fucking insane, this isn’t always something that negatively impacts us, like this morning I saw some woman on her walk, you know because people need to get their steps in, and she was dressed in her “athleisure” outfit with her sports bra, leggings, special walking shoes…her hair was down…her face made-up…you know to get her steps in….

It’s not a bad thing because I am a pervert but it is funny to see that everyone, even moms walking are shameless whores, the good news is that the stripclub comes to me now….and it is free….

Social media is the worst threat on humanity and not because of what they are telling you…but because for the actual propanga they are pushing on all these woke idiots, cuz woke is their new religion, and their mean comments that are totally hypocritical on all levels, but it makes them feel like they are doing their part….you know the suckers who buy into everything they are fed by “Influencers”…or the actual fake news calling the actual news fake news because they label them “conspiracy theorists, terrorists, fascists” and even name their fake woke army’s as being “ANTI” those things because the simple minds can see how hypocritical that is….

BUT at least it’s got moms showing me pussy through their pants…

Some morning links…

Khloe Kardashian Brings The Heat in a Bikini
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IG Golfer Genevieve Madison Shaking Her Booty on Her Way to the PGA Championship Practice Round
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Elyse in the Purple Tights!
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“The World’s Sexiest Athlete” Alica Schmidt is Back
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Kevin Pillar Gets A 94mph Baseball To His Nose!
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Playground Slide Fails The Weight Test!
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Danny Hart’s Perfect Win At The 2011 Downhill Mountain Bike Championship!
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Donna D’Errico Defies All Odds
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Karen Goes Nuts On Unwelcomed Boat Occupants On A Private Marina
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Board Of Education Gets Intensely Roasted By Grosse Pointe’s Teacher!
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Cam Girls Are Amazing!
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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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No one cares about what I have to say, but I’ll say it anyway, not that I have anything to say, which is why I should have started a Video Network with Original VIDEOS for YOUTUBE back in 2007 when Youtube Started paying people out….living off that Youtube Money would have been far better than doing links for you ungrateful 3-4 people who know the site exists since I don’t do social media like a desperate fuck…

Anyway, I already told you about the girl I came across shaving her legs and crotch behind the building’s dumpster…it’s the first time in my life…and I am old…and have spent time seeing shady fucking shit and this was the first time I saw a shave in public….which is pretty remarkable considering you’d expect me to have seen a shave in public before…but today was the day…

I guess that’s like a new lease on life or some shit….you know a reminder that I haven’t seen it all, or that we’re all doomed…and that we’ve still got living left in us….because after 50 years I saw something I had never seen before..that’s almost as spiritual as getting random postcards telling me god is on his way back to earth and promises paradise…

Anyway….get out there and get living and don’t fear viruses or living…don’t fear death…it gets in the way of living…

If I was scared of death, I wouldn’t have had all the sex with Street hookers, tried all the random street drugs I found in puddles, drank until I almost died, drove while drunk, so I don’t fear a virus or dying of the virus if I get the virus….because what’s the point of living if you can’t…plus there are so many OTHER ways you can die…

That was my THINSPIRATIONAL post all because I saw a slutty girl in a skirt shaving her bikini line behind a dumpster….

It doesn’t matter where you get inspiration…so long as you’re inspired…now jerk off, cry about racism, and do whatever else it is people do….but first the LINKS..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kaia Gerber Talks Growing Up with Vogue
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Has Had a Shitty Month Since Her Son Was Drafted
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Girl Hops Into The Venetian’s Canal in Vegas….SHows Some Ass
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Madison Beer is Going on Tour
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Paige VanZant’s Making Cupcakes in Lingerie
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Dumb Bitch Falls In the Fountain at Lunch
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Rachel Bush is Still Too Sexy for TikTok
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Rita Ora is Hot in Bikini
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Lily James as Pam Anderson in the Red Swimsuit
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Pregnant
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Being Impatient Doesn’t Pay Off
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Elsa Hosk is a Hot Momma!
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Brie Larson’s Legging Workout.
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Wasted White Girl….
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Egotastic Sports Hottie of the Day: Kimberli Paige
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Wine Glass / Wine Bottle Genius Hybrid
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Heidi Klum’s Nip Slip at the MTV Awards
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Madison Beer Showing her Stomach
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The Penis Blanket is Pretty Offensive
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7 Chick Flicks Disguised as Guy Movies
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Calf has the Biggest Ears Ever
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Josephine Skriver’s Amazing Bikini Pics
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Kennedy Stidham’s Resting Beach Face in her Swimsuit
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TikToker in a Titty Top
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Paltrow Sued Over Exploding Vagina Candle
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Diver of the Year
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Ana De Armas in a Swimsuit Looking Hot
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Robots will be Drug Dealers of the Future
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4 Ways a Woman Can Ruin a Man’s Life
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Creepy LED Family
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Cat Disrupts the Shower Goose
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iCarly Staff Respond to Racism Claims
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Hottie Anne Winter’s Instagram Pics Round Up
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UFC Heavyweight Derrick Lewis Knocked Out a Dumbass Trying to Break into His SUV
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Girl Doing Doggy Yoga
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Close Up of Steven Wright’s Dirtiest Knuckle Ball
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Guy Juggles Three Rubiks Cubes While Solving Them
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The Ukulele Orchestra Playing 500 Miles.
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Spielberg to Sell is 106 Million Dollar Super Yacht
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Model Solveig Mork Hansen’s Nude for Fashion
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Canelo Alvarez Tied the Knot One Week After Crushing Billy Joe Saunders’ Orbital Socket
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Food Truck has a Deliver Dog!
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These Countries Have Way Lesd People Than You Think
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Big Tree Felling Fail
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Model Maria Kolkneva’s in the Shower Toplesss
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Avalanche Captain Gabriel Landeskog Set the Tone by Throwing Hands With Blues Forward Brayden Schenn
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Cat Plays Fetch
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Watching Things Extracted from a Patient’s Ear is Terrible
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Peach Kennedy’s Vintage Nude Shoot
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Paige Spiranac Broke Out Her Happy Gilmore Swing for the NHL Playoffs
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Backflip on a Skateboard
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Monster Truck Jump!
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Wanda Icardi at the Spa in a Thong.
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Jessica Alba Hot in Bikinis
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Emma Roberts Hot in Leggings
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Lily James in a Slutty Pam Anderson Baywatch Swimsuit
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in Miami
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Olivia Culpo is Hot in Bikini
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Eiza Gonzalez Hot Ass in Leggings
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Josephine Skriver Hot in Bikinis
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Emrata’s Attention Walk
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Hot Girls Spreads Butthole
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Titty Tuesday
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Horny Pregnant Redhead
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Wet Workout of the Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo in the Backdoor
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Big Titty Model Strips
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Dildo Rider
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Dudes are Such Perverts
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Misfit Memes
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Girls being BFF
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Pillow Fight Fetish…
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Hot Chick Posing/Dancing
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Riding the Purp
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Saving her Snack in her Hot Titties
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AMATEUR Dick Sucker Takes a Mouthful
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In the Ass for the Internet
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How to Sexually Assault Yourself
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Weird Toys
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Sex Tape!
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Dildo in the Ass
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Creampie
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Dildo in the Mirror
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Amateur Fuck
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Cute Outfit Dildo Fucker
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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4 Eyes Rides a Dildo
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2021

May

Bella Thorne Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Thorne pulling down panties to reveal other panties with some ridiculously orange hair…

I don’t know what this is part of, maybe one of her shitty movies, maybe her subscription account, where a Disney Puppet is pretending to be an edgy and sexually charged creator who is a “boss bitch” who is going to revolutionize content…even though her content is such shit…if that’s your hustle and you got that mainstream budget…I am a firm believer that she can do better than this…but why bother when you can make millions being lazy….

I do think it’s funny that a mainstream industry person is playing this angle and what we’ll assume is the direction of her team to make their money back on her…only because I remember when celebs, Disney Kids included weren’t doing cocktease nudes for money online…but were instead impossible to even see in a bikini….now we got them stripping for attention, clout, money, who fucking knows…it’s pushing some kind of agenda…or it’s a product of the times where everyone is a pervert and apparently, I am a huge fan of that…even if it looks like it could smell…it’s just got that look..

The whole “edgy” cuz you watch porn, emulating pornstars, is weird to me, because I’ve always viewed porn girls as trash…choosing the easy route and rarely does a mainstreamer go to porn, but every porn chick always wanted to go mainstream….so it’s like they are all mocking us…

The fact is, normals just can’t handle the internet, the porn on the internet, and it allows for all these garbage to exist..and as someone into dumpster diving sexually and for survival…this shit is my vibe…even if it makes no sense…keep it coming…so we can keep cumming not that I’d jerk off to Bella Thorne or this kind of content but maybe you can think of burying you face where you know she smells…always a hot concept…pheromones or some shit..

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2021

May

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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There’s a whole trust science debate going on, since science can be manipulated in ways that support the people paying for the research….then there’s the whole science on how to deal with things like pandemics being sold to us by the same people who paid to get the virus created in a lab….I mean…the science is subjective and now that science has proven itself to be a giant fucking farce….not that that’s anything new…I mean they replaced fat with sugar to create diabetic, they pushed cigarettes and so many other cancer causing products they said were ok for us…just a fucking pile of bullshit…

BUT I trust the science that says that a waist to hip ratio of a certain size triggers a sexual response in the men looking at the waist to hip ratio…making them want to impregnate them…assuming their testosterone isn’t depleted from other science approved things put into their food, water and air…you know the frogs are turning gay so I wonder what that does to people…

ANYWAY….I think a woman with a womanly shape speaks to our animalistic want to breed that they are trying to tell us we don’t have in their “don’t sexualize us even when we’re walking around with visible butt plugs in”….but sexualize us on OnlyFans…..

ANYWAY…here’s a bunch of girls showing off their ratio…or lack of it…and they are hotter than fat belly, square bodied, barrel looking women…it’s science.

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2021

May

Rumer Willis Toplessness of the Day

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Here’s some RUMER WILLIS who I used to make fun of along with the rest of the world because she was evidence of all of Demi Moore’s plastic surgery, which always reminded me of a story I heard that may have taken place in China, where a man sued his wife after having an ugly baby with her and realizing that it was because she had 100s of 1000s of dollars worth of surgeries done and what he was actually knocking up was a fucking troll…

So I would never give Rumer credit for being hot, interesting, or anything less than Ashton Kutcher’s stepdaughter he probably watched shower since they’re the same age…and hollywood types are weird….and anything she did was a “she’s a fucking garbage celebrity rich kid”….but I’ve since established a fetish for celebrity rich kids…I find their existence interesting and in the time I’ve done that….Rumer Willis has started working out, has got the face injections, and is presenting herself as a 30 year old or mid 30 year old…I am not going to bother googling….bitch who get topless in artistic high concept shoots that are barely high concept but she’s grabbing her tits and it’s probably an old pic but I’ll post it anyway…

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2021

May

Dove Cameron Fishnets of the Day

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Power Puff girl Dove Cameron’s been a thing for a while, she’s a Disney Kid, so you know she’s seen some shit…because they don’t have the best reputation for being good to these child stars, which we can all blame the parents for, but where there’s money and power, there’s a lot of evil people who only care about getting ahead at all costs and little kids end up being the victims in the whole thing…whether they realize it or not because I am sure being a child star at the time of being a child star is pretty fun…money, all the toys you want, trips to amazing places…who cares about their wellbeing there’s money to be made and that’s not even factoring the perverts who are in the business of child entertainment because that’s their fetish…without that whole dark side of the industry…there’s still a ton of fucking damaging, abusive, manipulation that goes on….

ANYWAY….since I found out about Dove, which is not her real name, those are CULT tactics to get people to lose their identity….she was well over 18 and I didn’t know her as some child star, but the pictures I did see were always dark, uncomfortable, even with suicide watch vibes…so it’s safe to say that even as a live action Power Puff Girl….I am creeped out by her…but I guess a live action Power Puff Girl is creepy no matter who is involved..

SHE IS IN FISHNETS though and I guess that’s the point of this post…FISHNETS…and it’s not even FISHNET FRIDAY.

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2021

May

Madison Pettis Showing Ass of the Day

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Madison Pettis is on some GIRL TRIP in Turks and Caicos with some brand that also brought out Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio and a bunch of other idiots to parade around in bikinis and have a luxurious good time for more money than you make in a year….and the good news is that thong bikinis were worn by Pettis, who is rumored to be a child star that you’ve never heard of, who had a pretty lame career in recent years, doing straight to streaming in the oldschool way, when NETFLIX would buy any piece of shit movie starring Eric Roberts for 100k…you know to give their subscribers shitty movies to watch for their 10 dollars a month….not the streaming of today which is basically the keep you locked in your house, we will feed you predictive programming to the comfort of your own home…like when COVID hit and for some reason there were so many apocalypse, pandemic, virus movies that were coincidentally created before COVID…I wonder how that fucking works…next up will be all UFO and alien movies you know since COVID doesn’t scare people anymore….point being…everything is manufactured, planted and nothing is real….but Pettis broke through all thanks to being case in Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand’s marketing and I think that’s a good thing cuz she’s got a hot body even if her legs look fucking distorted in these pics…she’s still in heels and a bikini like a proper stripper at a Vegan pool party….fun.

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2021

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too…and they need to be apprecaited, loved, told they are worthy, told they are statistically hotter than big tits cuz most big tits are fucking nasty on nasty bitches, while tiny tits come with tighter bodies…

And there’s no bigger threat to humanity ….Not the manmade viruses, no UFO sightings that the military claim they don’t understand, no food shortages, internment camps, vaccine passports, racism….and all the other things the media shove down our throats to terrify us and disrupt our days instead of letting us chill….than the breast implant…and I’m talking the bolt on, disgusting basketball stapled to the chest that NEVER needed to happen because girls are confused and this TITS get hits, which they do…I mean without tits Em Rata would just be a dog faced monster….and Kate Upton would be some fat chick with no tits….but the truth is there are many hotter women than both those vile cunts without the tits, who don’t need the tits, so let’s celebrate the tits…

They are a gift, much like when I woke up this morning and saw that a girl was for whatever reason shaving her pussy next to the dumpster behind my building…sometimes life gives you lemons, other times, it gives you a girl with a pink bic razor, literally shaving her cunt with her skirt jacked up behind a dumpster….and that’s the magic that is LIVING…right?

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