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2021

10

Jun

Haylee Michalski Hot Unibrow Model of the Day

Haylee Michalski is the founder of Unibrow Pride

I know what your thinking, should Em Rat Cow be the founder of Unibrow Pride, because she clearly has a unibrow, but she’s more of the fake kind of bitch who removes that shit because she doesn’t think the Eugene Levy look is one for a fake instagram pile of dog shit…

While Haylee, who is substantially hotter than that clown titty Em Rat Cow, brings the unibrow in a way to say “this is how I’m built, if my eyebrows are your concern, you clearly don’t know how to objectify a woman for her bikini body”….

She’s amazing and a reminder that if a bitch is hot enough, any “societal ailment” like being an amputee, down syndrome, a missing eye or teeth, a moustache, hairy nipples, she can pull it off and still be hot….so long as she’s not a fat chick…NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

That said, the whole finding any angle to run an empowerment seminar for the other people suffering from those ailments is definitely played out, annoying…because it’s being used as a marketing hook…and we’re marketed to enough….

The whole “I have a rash, skin disease, stinky pussy, hemorrhoids, alopecia, a tail”..who cares…just be fucking hot and shut up about it already…

All this to say, when UNIBROWS look like Haylee, Unibrows are good.

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2021

10

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter…but who needs nature when you have the impressive human who thinks he’s above nature…

Not only are the impressive human responsible for such great feats as creating plastics, creating Genetically modified food, or really the commercialization or industrialization of food, to creating viruses in labs to sell vaccines to the masses based on them feeling some social responsibility….to making the White Rhino extinct….or creating war over bullshit…all fueled by greed and other terrible human traits…..but they’ve also invented the Spray Tan…so when you’re living on Mars in your pod, you’ll get to highlight your tits and pussy like an old school beach girl would back when the Oceans actually existed and weren’t some Augmented Reality simulation…unless this is an augmented reality simulation…

Either way, tanlines are hot.

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2021

10

Jun

Watering a Crack Head and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog Doesn’t Want to Go Inside

Stuck on the Indoor Zip Line

Eagles in the Backyard

Car on Fire

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2021

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Leaning on Stereotypes, because stereotypes exist for a reason…right…

I have been a victim of discrimination from a porn advertising network because the site is called DrunkenStepfather, which I know sounds super premium for a brand name, but that has been dragged through the gutter, and not because I live in the gutter, but because everyone else is a dirty fucking pervert, and think that stepfathers or step families are the number 1 porn category, which they are….not that it benefits me…because I don’t subscribe to that shit…

I am a drunkenstepfather because I married a fat bitch who had grown up kids and I thought it was funny that I had to live within their family with no real ties to the family…my mistake was that my slogan for a long time was “A place where I get drunk and Molest You”…which I guess doesn’t really speak to my “it’s not a site about fucking step family”…but it really isn’t about that…I shit on celebrities, not on stepmoms…

So yeah, discriminated from a porn advertiser because they think this is a stepfamily porn site, while I was onto stepfathering before it was a porn category…this site is 17 or 18 years old motherfuckers..

The question is, when did porn go from funny storylines to fucking family, and who are the people pushing that narrative….I assume people who want to fuck their stepfamily, or people who want to fuck their actual family, like all those arranged marriages between cousins you hear about in other countries, but who are probably the same people disgusted by actual inbreds…

Either way, I am the oppressed. I am the victim. I am mislabeled by the porn industry and here are some morning links…

Here are some morning Links…

Racecar Driver Lindsay Brewer Hits Up the Tennis Court
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Selena Gomez Plays Ball and is Medicated Weirdo
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Tom Cruise’s Son Fishing in Paris
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Lingerie Model and her Lingerie
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Just Dumb Dudes
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Making Coconuts Explode
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Wanda Icardi in a Thong
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Topless Model in a Thong Body Suit
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A Little Touch Up
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Mets Manager is Mad….
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Nude Model and her Blue Eyes
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The Ultimate Hiding Spot
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Ok Boomer Girl Lives in a 2 MillioN Dollar Apartment
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not here to preach….in this life in segregation….

I saw that Canada is not quarantining those who are fully vaccinated when they come into Canada, but if you haven’t had the vaccine, even if you’ve had COVID and thus lifetime immunity, you get sent to the internment camps they call “Quarantine Hotels”….sounds like segregation to me….but then again, Canada is the country they performed genocide on Natives in the last 50 years, by pulling them from their families and sending them to schools run by the church where they were abused and killed, all under the guise of “We’re doing it for equality”….you know “give them the same education and chances as non natives by ripping them from their families and communities and basically raping and killing them”…..evil always starts with “Good intentions”….they were doing it for good people…

I know you don’t care about Canada…tits…we’re here for the tits…I have to remind myself of that when I see how obviously rigged the system is…all these easy to manipulate people poisoned by fertilizers in the food, hormones in the food, chemicals in malt liquor, anti-depressants, obesity, the NOISE of the media…poverty…chasing broken misguided dreams and always feeling disappointed in themselves…keeping people poor, keeping people down, keeping people divided..the nuclear family is dead.

In more important news….I saw a headline “How Miley’s Godmother is worth 650 million dollars”….ugh…her name is Dolly Parton and she’s substantially more relevant, important, amazing than Miley…the fact they package Dolly as Miley’s godmother offended me….

Now remember….your Human Body is a Costume, the aliens are coming, becausea all humans do is consume…and annoy…blame the nano bots in your brains…but I’m over here not giving a fuck…there is real freedom in not caring….and even more freedom in being distracted by tits…tits are the answer…the MEANING of life…we’re getting philosophical…

Emrata Twerking Gets her Butt Kissed
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January Jones – Braless
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Bikini Girl Bit by Lizard
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The Blonde Bomber is Not Joining Only Fans
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Slutty Golf Swing
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Bebe Rexha’s In Lingerie
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Jojo Brings the Jiggle
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Wanda Icardi is in a Bikini
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40 Hilarious Brand Knockoffs
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Doja Cat in a Sheer Dress
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Zoe Saldana’s Thong Selfie
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Dumb Bitch Dancing
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Will Elevators in Space Be Possible
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Robotic Third Eye Alerts People to Look Up from Phones..
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UFC Champion Calls Out Kim Kardashian for a Fight
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Alexis Ren in a Sports Bra
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Sister Fucking her Other Sister Up
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Raccoon Feels Up a Girl
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Oranges Cause Balloons to Explode
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The Best Knife Throwing Action Ever
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Britney Spears is in Neon Being Amazing
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Frida Aasen Brings the Bikini Selfie
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Ana Braga Shows Off her Tan
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Kanye and Irina Shayk are Dating
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About the British Empire
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The Eyes of Tammy Faye Baker Trailer is Out – Looks Good – But I Love Televangelists…
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Selma Blair’s Gone Blonde
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Just Some Funny Pics
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Backflip Fail
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Baby Corgi Hates the Car
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Pile of Kittens
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Nude Model in a Shoot
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Proof the Pirates Suck at Baseball
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Armie Hammer Checks into Drug and Sex Rehab
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Car Being Pushed in Flood
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Turn Table Ferries Explained
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Angry Conversations Between Baseball Managers and the Umpire
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California Cow Girl Shoot
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Rumor Surfaces That Cam Newton Actually Hurt His Hand in a Fight With His Brother
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Strong Chimp
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If Golf Was Done in a Rush
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Loulou Leon’s Topless Apartment Shoot
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Addison Rae – TikTok Star in a Bikini Selling Lip Gloss
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Thirsty Cat
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Elle Johnson Throws Her Support Behind the Jazz
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Bikinis that Save the Ocean
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Dakota Fanning on the Streets
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Justine Skye Legs
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Amelia Hamlin’s Period Outfit
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Chantel Jeffries Going to a Party
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Lohan Alive and in Interview Magazine
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Melissa George do a Photoshoot
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Skinny Charlotte McKinney
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Gwyneth Paltrow in Jeans
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Ireland Baldwin in Ripped Jeans
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Courtney Cox in a Dress
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Karlie Kloss in Leggings
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Zoey Deutch – Skinny Ass in Leggings
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Martha Hunt in Elle Magazine
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From stepSMUT!!

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Face Sitting Lesbians
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Road Dome
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot In Store Titty Flash
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Refilling the Pussy
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When Your GF is a Slut
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Slow Motion Titty Swing
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Soft Serve Machine
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Busty Fake Cheerleader
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Eggplant Emoji
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Washing Mirrors
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Weirdest Titty Fuck
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Ugly Tattoo Girl Masturbates
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Ready Aim Fire
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Big Pussy
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Gridlines
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Job Well Done
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Harley’s Got the Dildo In
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The Release
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In Case You Missed It – Button Up Pussy
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Nude Model Vyvan Hall
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Dasha Naked at the BEach
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Egg Beater
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They Call this – NO CHANCE
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Sluts in the Ladies Room
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Brandi Love – Nude Shoot
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Mirror Selfie
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In Bed Amateur Fuck
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One Boob Out
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Fake Tits in a Mesh Top
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Dildo Sucking
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Amateur Sex Tape
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In Case you Missed It – TACO TUESDAY
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Beach Dressing
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Classic Spread and Ride
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2021

09

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Side Tit in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber may have creepily targeted her chilhood popstar crush and potentially lost her virginity to him before eventually marrying him to put her officially on the map as the bride of Bieber…it’s an important role in the storyline of the Bieber and something for his fans to talk about….

Hailey Baldwin Bieber may have pretended to be a Christian like some sort of false flag lie, because her dad is into Jesus, but every action she’s taken from hanging out with EVIL Kardashians, to sexualizing herself for people like you to jerk off to, to pre marital sex, to attempting to become a false idol by marrying Bieber…her actions are anything by “of the church”….and if they position themselves as religious, they are lying…not that I care..it’s just important to remind you that evil lies in good…or pretending to be good so don’t trust what they tell you from their mansions…

That said, Hailey Baldwin Bieber, despite looking a bit too much like Justin Bieber, is pretty hot, in bikini, bigger tits that expected, living that pop star wife life right….even if I don’t find her cool….all these popular things are the opposite of cool and the idea that people obsess over them is depressing and a flaw in society….

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I’m glad the third string Hadid/Jenner has stepped up and taken over because she’s the actual hot one….and hotness should always win even in this inclusivity era of UGLY people faking being hot thanks to filters, fillers, and LIES….

Here is Hailey with Kendall Jenner getting wasted on her new tequila

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2021

09

Jun

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a nice reminder that girls who dance are girls who can fuck, or at least look like they can fuck, with their hot fit dancing bodies, that they know how to gyrate into creampies….if you’ve fucked dancers and I have…sometimes for money….always for money…you’ll know what I mean…the stamina, the bouncing on dick, even micro penises, innies not outties is magical…

Anyway, the creepy thing about Jordyn Jones is that she was on a dancing reality show for children, which as previously discussed on every Jordyn Jones post, and earlier today in my Maddie Zeigler post….

But that reality show took her out of meth cooking and hooking in trailer parks or barns in Kalamazoo Michigan and allows her to sell access to pics of her hot dance body half naked, even if she looks like her parents were heavy drinkers while pregnant with her, she’s not 300 pounds and rolling through Walmart looking for a tub of cheese balls yet….

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2021

09

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a jock, I may not be a bro, I may not be a Gym-Beau (JIMBO), and I may be the object of unhealty, near death, obesity, disgustigness you’d expect from a drinker who hasn’t taken care of myself and eating dog shit food for decades…..

But I know how important working out is….

That’s not to say that I workout, but when fat people try to pretend they are healthy, I roll my eyes, cuz I know they aren’t….they are fat, they are disgusting, they shouldn’t be allowed to pretend they are healthy, it’s propaganda and it’s bad for the kids to think that being fat is normal and ok…it’s not….it kills…it’s facts….

Even this whole covid thing came down to “it fucks fat people up more than non-fat people”…obviously…and instead of addressing the cause, they scream EQUALITY and down with WHITE MAN and his racism….have a donut, burger and lottery entry for your vaccine because we want you healthy bullshit…

Healthy comes from moving, lifting, cardio…get fucking strong if you can, if there is an apocalypse it will help your survival….if horror movies taught you anything, the slow, clunky fat fucks are the first to go….

Anyway, if you’re like me and fine with dying a fat life, into being exhausted all the time, fighting off chronic pain and illness from life choices…the least you can do is stare at fitness chicks to NORMALIZE THAT.

We are forced to stare at FATTIES all day in a “Don’t body shame me” even though body shaming them could lead to longer life if they listen and feel shame for their lazy slop existence….

We cannot let the media normalize fatties, if we go along with it, we are complicit, and we are the reason for the fatties.

We need to unite and protest the fatties….

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

Here are some babes who do fitness being hotter than babes who don’t…

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2021

09

Jun

Demi Lovato Trans Titties of the Day

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Demi Lovato has already come forward as having a brain injury from her heroin overdose, so anything she says is clearly something she doesn’t have the faculties to say, because of those strokes…

She has also come out as being NON BINARY which basically means she doesn’t identify as man or woman, female or male, which is convenient because we’ve been unable to distinguish whether she was a man or a woman, she just lacked that sex appeal despite having probably been banged out by the industry countless times.

I did find it pandering, convenient, in poor taste, narcissistic, disgusting that she’d go down that road for PRIDE MONTH to try to make herself a more relateable hero to her fans, or maybe to cash in on a trend, that for whatever reason the vapid idiots who celebrate her go along with because they are idiots and just excited by anything she does…

I do find it an obvious and exploitative tactic that mocks people with real gender issues, but Hollywood types always make it about them and get away with it…

I am also still angry that she’s been able to comeback from a heroin overdose by playing a victim and everyone buys into the “poor bi polar person”….when we know she just uses “bi polar” as an excuse…

If I was an undercover journalist, I’d prove to you how easy it is to get diagnosed bi polar and get prescribed the meds for bi polar disorder, they had that shit out as candy and it makes for a great excuse for any slip ups….

I do think that parents should take charge and cancel a heroin addict who had a heroin ovrdose from being a mentor or idol to their kids…but instead they are right there with them coddling this shit like it’s ok…cuz it’s human…it’s her story…or I guess THEIR story now that she’s not a she, something we ALREADY KNEW BY LOOKING AT HER…

She’s a fake, a lie, a product of evil and she continues to fucking suck….

If anyone should be cancelled – it’s Lovato…

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2021

09

Jun

Addison Rae Showing Tit of the Day

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The most followed person on TikTok, therefore she must have something the people like, therefore the industry or the EVIL Kardashians need to move the fuck in on her because they can’t stomach someone else having the eyeballs, when they are the masters of social media and deserve all the followers….which makes Kanye West fucking Irina Shayk all the more satisfying because he’s finally fucking a woman…those Kardashians are fucking evil…

Anyway, famous for lip synching and awkward dancing, signed by the industry excited by her audience, because it’s easier than creating stars, take someone trending even if they aren’t that exciting, eventful, impressive….and just package them anyway they can in hopes the audience will follow….

In ways, it is killing the concept of celebrity, of stars, of talent…but I never subscribed to celebrities having talent, they are just bullshit, this is just a new version of that bullshit, and really not even that new of a version…talentless idiots have amassed audiences before….this is just from another platform..

Anyway, Addison Rae’s torpedo tits in a dress doing her best Kardashian face and body, learning from the best, even if the best are the fucking worst.

It’s safe to say we’re all doomed.

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