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2021

18

May

RIP Motherfucker the Charles Grodin Edition of the Day

I don’t know if I killed Charles Grodin, or when his death was officially announced, but earlier today when doing the stepNEWS posts I ended up in a vortex of old Carson interviews and I watched this one, where he was asking Johnny if he cared about the guests….basically trolling Johnny in a weird way….

I recognized the actor and decided to do a GOOGLE search on him to see if their feud was staged, yeah, I have a life outside this site you know, where I watch old Carson interviews…and waste away on irrelevant outdated shit…

Anyway, I wanted to see how old he was, if he was alive, etc…and at the time (noon)…he was an 86 year old….

So at 12:30 EST – I was on his WIKIPEDIA – PROOF:

Then 30 minutes ago…I saw that he had died….and this happened after I looked at his Wikipedia page…..CREEPY….

Which confirms that I am either psychic, connected to a higher consciousness, or the internet algorithms control our world, and we all live in a fucking simulation….He was 86, probably got the COVID vaccine, but what the fuck…it’s a bit too weird of a coincidence to me…

So RIP motherfucker…enjoy wherever you go to after this simulation is GAME OVER…

I am legitimately freaked out by this…so I’m posting it…because I may have killed Charles Grodin….

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2021

18

May

Ali Larter in a Bikini of the Day

Ali Larter Bikini

Long gone are the days of the Ali Larter who was in the famous WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI scene in some shitty movie I don’t remember…because Ali Larter is old as shit…

However, her legacy runs deeper than just a whipped cream bikini because she got her start as a social experiment where the media created a celebrity…before you could troll on social media cuz as you can tell by this photo she’s old….it was the mid 90s and I’ve written, not that this is officially writing, but they are letters formed into words and words formed into some fragmented stream of consciousness we’ll call sentences….since I don’t VLOG…or PODCAST…this is how I communicate which has been really awesome since no one reads.

Anyway, I’ve “written” and I use that term lightly, about Allegra Coleman, the ESQUIRE MAGAZINE produced celebrity who they faked was in a relationship with David Schwimmer and that basically went viral because even in the 90s people were fools who believed what they are told…

I am all about creating fake celebrities, or people of interest, it’s a troll I appreciate…so by default I like Ali Larter for launching into the world that way….

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2021

18

May

Sara Sampario Highcut Swimsuit of the Day

I think it’s hilarious that Sara Sampaio is considered this hot, top paid, Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter bikini model, because she really isn’t that hot…from her average looking nerd face to her fluctuating weight body…you gotta ask who’s dick did she suck to get cast in the Victoria’s Secret empire’s Human Trafficking / Model ring….maybe as a fisherman’s daughter she understood swimwear better than the average..I don’t know…

I guess her looks don’t really matter as the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval allows these girls to make millions regardless of their looks, people just believe the hype and want in on the hype, including rich guys they usually end up getting knocked up by….

So here she is somewhere luxurious posing in her swimsuit and the highlight of it for me is the bikini line…you know nothing like a thin pussy covering to make the rest of her boxy looking body irrelevant, but that’s just because I am into pussy and staring at the pussy area thanks to not being gay…despite being confused for gay because what straight guy would do a site cutting into hot, overrated, overpaid women who think they are more than just a set of tits and ass…when they are in fact just a set of tits and ass…that’s why we’re looking bro.


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2021

18

May

Gabby Epstein Does a Titty Dance of the Day

GABBY EPSTEIN is some hot bodied Australian living in LA, who I guess was trying to do the whole hot bodied bikini model influencer bullshit…and she managed to use that hot body to get her millions of followers….makes sense to me…

I guess she wasn’t making all the money she wanted to make as an influencer, it’s competitive out there and girl’s have bills to pay, crypto to invest in, and are running a timeline….so despite being hot bodied, living in LA, probably friends with other influencer chicks, probably friends with the marketing people at brands or agencies, she just wasn’t getting as much as she could out of life…or she’s just an exhibitionist pervert who figured being half naked on the internet is as good as being a cocktease on a pay site…and getting that money from the pervert fans who make up most of your following is far easier that making enough money off the advertisers who see you as just another chick with a ton of dude followers on the internet…

So she got herself a set of bolt ons and like most women I’ve met who got implants, decided it’s time to start showing the tits for money or for attention, to get some return on that titty investment…and despite the bolt ons, as I hate bolt ons in my core…but I’m not a trashy Australian living that American dream….I think she’s still fucking hot…

Now I don’t know if she was Epstein’s childbride he lent out to Bill Gates, but I do think she’s making the best of an unfortunate last name, thanks to SHOWING us them TITTIES….so if you’re the kind of guy who pays for nudes, go check out GABBY….I am not the kind of guy who pays for nudes…but I do pay for blowjobs,…which I don’t think is her hustle in this “CASH THE FUCK IN ON THE PERVERTS”….these girls are making STUPID money with these subscription sites and it’s one of those “Everyone has a Price”…situations where the brand safe are now the softcore pornstar…you do what you gotta do….

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2021

18

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants are pretty fucking ridiculous…at least the level of viral that tight pants have managed to achieve…and I know tight pants aren’t all that new…they were worn in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and today….I get that…but there was a time when laidback leisure wear was loose fitting, sloppy looking, and designed for periods…but now…it’s about showing the world your clit through your pants…

I tend to not leave the hose but when I do, I’ve seen more and more internet outfits, because I see the tight pants incessantly on the internet, which I useually just reduce to girls trying to get attention, to get followers, so that they can live their best Kardashian influencer bullshit virtual existence…you don’t look like that in real life you photoshopped bitch…your followers are real you fake follower buying bitch…but let’s ignore real life for this second life that is now the first life cuz no one cares to jerk off to you in real life….I think it’s called CATFISHING…

Anyway, I left the house, I saw the tight pants, it was pretty outrageous and I don’t really know how dudes aren’t jerking off to everything they see in public, but maybe they just go home to deplete themselves of all their testosterone, because these tight pants are outrageus…and these girls with their whole DON’T SEXUALIZE me…then why are you basically in a thin second skin for me to see your gateway to your soul…if you don’t want me to sexualize you…not to mention your LINKTREE in your BIO tells me another story…but I guess the hope is that everyone turns gay or is gay….they are working on the programming…but some of us old timers aren’t gay yet…so in that…we biologically CANNOT not SEXUALIZE you….losers…hot tight pant wearing losers…except when you’re fat…in which case you should learn that not all trends apply to fatties…even if they pretend they do on the internet…that crossover not’s a good one….

So here are some tight pants.

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2021

18

May

SUV is IN TOo Deep and Other Videos of the Day

Karen Running Over People in Parking Lot

Angry Great White

AN Important Dance

Girl’s Micro Bikini Try On Haul

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funniest thing about this COVID shit, besides it being a manmade created in a lab funded by your overlord, biological warfare measure of controlling the world….is that they are starting to lose people’s fear of the virus because they are starting to realize the PCR testing is bullshit, the number of cases are bullshit, the number of deaths are bullshit, and sure it’s a real virus, but it doesn’t kill that many people, and if you were to get it and die, maybe it’s just your time….but instead they quarantine the healthy for the first time in history they can….

But yeah, the funniest thing about the COVID thing is seeing TEENAGERS get a vaccine that’s still experimental because they see influencers, ads, celebs, push this shit on them for a promise of a safer tomorrow…when they’re already SAFE….but now they’ve got experimental medicine in them and are taking selfies like it’s cool…you’re fucking nuts…

I used to think the Kardashians were vile pieces of shit because they would manipulate their audience to buy shit they don’t need….I would think it was consumerism at its worst and that influencers were the devil version of an AVON LADY because most people don’t let the AVON LADY get into their headds….I never understood their ability to push product and I’d think “Damn, these people are crazy to do what they are told”….what happened to the “If everyone jumps off the bridge, do you” old saying we grew up with, to which I always said “Only if the bridge is on fire and only if I’m jumping first cuz it’s my fucking idea”…..

But now I’m realizing that the training of manipulating the masses into pulling out their credit cards was perfect for young healthy people to pull out their arms and take experimental meds…you’d think there would be more resistance, more people saying “I don’t believe you liars”…but instead…everyone’s sold before even being sold because they are just trained to do what they are told.

Unfortunately…they aren’t trained to give me what I ask of them, instead they get all mad when I ask for handjobs….sluts.

Here are some stePLINKS in teh MORNING…

Rachel Bush is Still Too Sexy for TikTok
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Kaia Gerber Talks Growing Up on Vogue…
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Cat Wants to Play Fetch
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Cynthia Gauthier Takes An Enormous Jump On The Monster Truck!
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Solveig Mork Hansen Nude and Blue!
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Canelo Alvarez Tied the Knot One Week After Crushing Billy Joe Saunders’ Orbital Socket
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Possessed Concrete Buffer
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Guy Solves Three Rubik’s Cubes While Juggling Them!
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iCarly staff responds to racism aimed at some cast
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Maria Kolkneva Showers with her Socks On!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Whatever happened to rebels! I remember the punks….the anarchists…the people who didn’t trust corporations, pharma or the government…I guess they all got old and were replaced with pop music….shitty fucking pop music…

It’s funny to see that it is Now the CHURCH people are the REBELS…they are the ones fighting the lockdowns here in Canada…and the actual punks are in line getting vaccines for their free donuts…

That’s a crazy…but not as crazy as the fact that they’ve arrested at least TWO pastor’s for not complying with the COVID lockdowns….men of GOD….

That’s crazy…whether you’re an athiest or believe in an Alien overlord like I do….which I suggest you believe in too…since it is more fun to believe than nothingness….

I also remember as a kid thinking that we were an alien experiment, ants in a colony, with our own consciousness, but coded with the same code as everything else on earth, and I guess I forgot that for a while, and for solid 30 years took the athiest route, but in the past few years, I went back to alien experiment and it’s made life substantially more entertaining…

Like today, I saw two people basically fingerbanging in the park and not the typical park nerds you’d expect to see making out in the park…but an actual good looking couple, so young and in love, and I thought…”Oh the aliens coded this walk good”….so I pulled up and sat next to them to watch the show…to which they told me to fuck off…and I said…”don’t you know you’re here because they put you here for me to watch you here”..and they blew me off as crazy but that could have been because I was masturbating…

I also saw a Russian mail order bride who I asked what site she was bought on…she ignored my question….rude Russians….and at least 4 girls in the most revelaing pussying hugging fitness gear…to which I said…thank you internet for ruining the lives of the normals who don’t understand it’s entertainment, not real life…..”It’s just the internet”….my mantra since the 90s when I found love on the internet with the internet because it expanded my ability to troll…

ANYWAY….here are stepLINKS…CLICK THEM while we still have a site…cuz I may shut this shit down soon….it’s a waste of time….and time is a limited resource and it gets in the way of my staring at walls or couples being perverts in the park …BYE….

Kylie Jenner Goes Hard on the Bikini Photoshop
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Dr Phil’s Bhad Bhabie’ Brings the Soap Suds Bikini
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Emily Mayfield Gets Naked for “A Little Self Care”
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Idiot Woman Falls
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Rita Ora on the Beach
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Madison Pettis Doing Bikini Amazingness
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Sports Hottie of the Day!
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Lily James as Pam Anderson!
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Dorian Electra is the Best Popstar of the Era
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Brie Larson’s Leg Show
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Helicopters Dropping Water On The Wildfires Beside California Freeway
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Big Girl Hates Dogs!
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TikTok Star Addison Rae at the MTV Awards
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UFC Fighter Katlyn Chookagian Said “I Like What I Like” When Asked About Liked Porn on Her CLICK HERE

Weird Prank
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Gopro in the Dishwasher
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The Most Ripped Dog Ever
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Girlfriend of Chelsea Forward Tammy Abraham Trashes the Decision to Exclude Him From the FA Cup Final Squad
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Emrata Laser Eyes
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Looking At Wilt Chamberlain’s Incredible Athleticism!
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Best Street Fight Ever
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The Royal Tenenbaum House is for Rent
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Shay Mitchell Looking Great in WOmen’s Health Magazine
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Swedish Sprinter Gabriella Holmstrom is Worth a Look
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Truck Passenger Jumps Out Of The Window Right Before The Crash!
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Dude Taken Out by a Truck
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American Celebs in Japanese Adds
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Good Samaritan Saves Two Drive-By Victims
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Nick Jonas Hurt on Set, But Will Survive, THANK GOD.
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Bruins Fan Allie Rae Brought the Heat for Game 1 of the Playoffs in a Black and Gold Bikini
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Cool Demonstration Of Buugeng Flow Art Illusion!
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Drunk!
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Maria Kn’s Nude Shoot!
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Wanda Icardi at the Spa
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Incredibly Big Backflip Transfer On A Skateboard!
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Why Women Live Longer than Men
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Girl Forced Doge Coin Millionaire to Cum in her at Gun Point – Best Story Ever.
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Eric Clapton Blames Vaccine Propaganda for Getting the Vaccine
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Ariana Grande Gets Married
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This is Just Crazy Kind of Target Practice.
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Woman’s Battle with a Huntsman Spider in her Car
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Model Marta Aguilar’s Nude Shoot
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UFC Middleweight Had Arm Snapped
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Popping Open An Aircraft Evacuation Slide
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Just an Idiot Being an Idiot
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Ricky Schroder VS Costco Over Masks
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Bring it On Gets a Horror Sequel
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This Dude Climbs Rocks with No Hands
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Kara Del Toro’s Hot Bikini Haul.
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Torrie Wilson Naked Selfie
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Get Outdoor Product at a Deep Discount!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lily James as Pam Anderson for a Movie
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Ashley Benson in Shorts
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in Miami Bikini….
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Olivia Culpo in a White Bikini
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Gigi Paris Does a Bridal Shoot
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Rosie Huntington in a Tank Top
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Big Titty Elsa Hosk Walking her Baby
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Emrata in a Racy Dress with her Baby
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Erika Jayne Legs
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Lorena Rae Modelling a Clothing Collection Looking Hot
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Alba in Miami
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Emma watson for Ghana
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Apollonia Llewelyn Big Tits
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Liz Banks on Set
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Olivia Rodrigo’s in NME Magazine
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Tara Reid – BikinI Goddess
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Kelly Brook’s Got her Big Tits in a Photoshoot
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Emma Roberts in Leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Photohoot with ehr Ass Out
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Weird Toys
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Sausage Party
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Name the Sex Move
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Two Holes – Use Em
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A Gallery of Booty
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Fitness Move of the Day
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Mental Mondays
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When Life Gives You Lemons – Shove them Up The Ass
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Milf Shows Off her Body
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Crash Course in BBC
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22 People having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Girl Getting it Done
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Topless at the Pool
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Making Messes
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Titty Jiggle FUck
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2 Fingers In
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Naked Girl Doing High Energy Strip
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Explosions
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In the Car Dick Suck
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Washing the Floor
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Hot Curvy Girl
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Big Ass
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Girls Showing Off her Goose Bumps
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Making it Rain
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Washing Mirrors
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Stuffed Zucchini
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HOT SIDE BOOBS
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Big Titty Babe
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Disco MILF and her Bolt On Tits
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Peloton Queen of the World
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Flower in her Pussy
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Ass Blaster
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Nude Model Does Yoga in the Lockerroom Naked
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Attack of the Dildo
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2021

17

May

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know what step cells Jessica Alba is travelling to Mexico to ingest, or if she’s just got pregnant a few times in order to eat her fetus, you know the youth serum, I just know that after a bunch of kids and being in her 40s, should probably not look like this….

Sure, the tits could be fake, the face injected with fillers, the body just skinny and not actually toned, or maybe she’s at that part of menopause where they get the testosterone up to hold muscle mass before during into a biological dude hormonally….

She’s just made 100 million dollars with her HONEST brand, which as anyone has told me means it’s likely not very honest at all….like when people say “TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH”…or “TRUST ME”…they are implying there is reason to not trust you but the masses who are morons will just subscribe because they don’t look past the surface…

People were disappointed about her 100 million dollar payout, they all thought she was a billionaire, and not making that billion seems unfortunate, but she likely still owns 20 percent of the company, that is now probably evaluated at multiple billions of dollars, the 100,000,000 was just for what they gave up when they went public, assuming I know anything about investing which I don’t….

PLUS, she’s likely had a fat salary since day one, now a fatter salary and she can probably charge the company for any social posts….

I assume she’ll likely get back into Hollywood, making movies, not that she was ever good at it, but she was always hot at it…unfortunatley never naked hot, but still hot…and seeing her repose in Miami because her life is likely a struggle full stress…all that money is always stressful…even when you have staff do everythinf for you so you can focus on looking good as a 40 something mom of 3-4…depending if you count the one they use for stem cells.

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2021

17

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

As people are being peer pressured or shamed into getting vaccines from influencers, celebrities, ads on TV, the government, family and friends who have passionately subscribed to the narrative that we should all be mass vaccine experiments….you may or may not be developing more of a soft spot for the medical workers who before the propaganda around vaccines….were the subject of propaganda themselves…which I guess worked out nicely for a lot of them…because they got to go to the Super Bowl, NYE Ball Drop, Grammy’s, Golden Globes which were a thing before being cancelled….parades were had, songs were written…what a good feeling to be our our FRONT LINE WORKERS…at war with a virus…and now you can support your troops by being guilted into supporting your troops by signing up to their subscription sites they sell nudes on….works for me.

It is possible they are using this to decompress from their high stress front line worker lives….girls get off getting you off on public forums….it’s interactive masturbation….and some of these naughty nurses may not even have subscription sites and just do it for the fun…and those ones are the true heroes…while the ones milking the situation to monetize on the situation in hopes of making enough to never have to work in healthcare again are the less heroic….

Getting paid out by those into medical erotica now that health and viruses rule us…while no one is actually out there getting healthy you know with organic foods and exercise…which means healthcare workers are the most important kind of nude out there….

So send them money so that they can tap out of being health care workers and focus on going back to normal life where they don’t have to work so hard in the line of virus….

Not to mention, while mentioning, but I like to say not to mention while mentioning, that a lot of these healthcare workers probably aren’t even nurses on the frontlines at all, but rather dental hygienists not affected by the COVID rush and panic they all claim to be burnt out from…but instead are just in “MEDICAL WORKER FACE”….like Black Face…mocking Medical Workers with scrubs to get higher interaction on their posts…

I do find the whole getting naked on the job offensive, especially one that is supposed to be serious, I know getting naked at an office would probably be seen as offensive too, but only if you did it in your office for your intern or junior executive fresh out of college with the big tits….

You gotta remember that these dudes are during a pandemic where people are dying…lives are being rattled….but they are just doing their part to get their vaginas covered in airborne illness…you know it adds flavor and risk and risk is exciting because they probably feel like they’ve done their part in the pandemic to help…..and this is a different kind of help.

All this to say, if you’re a COVID believer – scared of the virus and each other, wearing masks and surgical gloves outside even when the CDC says not to, even when you’re vaccinated, because it’s your costume or badge of honor to tell your peers you are scared of living…..even if you’ve already had COVID….then these girls are for you…..

If you’re a covid denier and think it doesn’t actually exist and it’s all just population control lies brought to you by the evil overlords controlling the population from the Governmental level and it won’t end well, then these nudes are for you…you can’t control the outcome, so you might as well stare at nudes.

If you are a COVID believer, but a skeptic who thinks lockdowns are a scam, quarantining the healthy a scam, PCR testing the healthy a scam, asymptomatic cases a scam, the virus from a lab fucking with viruses, these girls are for you…cuz they are getting naked in their scrubs for you…which for the record is better than being in scrubs…or any other clothing…even if it’s not very professional and potentially a biohazard….

I think the moral of this story, if we were a sitcom, would be “nudes” unite us all….now look at them.

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