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2021

Apr

This is How Kourtney Kardashian Sucks Dick of the Day

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Just when you thought Travis Barker couldn’t get any lamer….he goes and sells his soul to the devil that is the Kardashians….you know all their men end up cutting their dicks off or losing their minds….like Bruce and Kanye,…

Here she is giving her best rendition Kim K’s sex tape….only they use fingers now cock…keeping it as classy as rich fucks do….

I’d imagine this would be worse than the plane crash that killed DJ AM….or at least got him back on the crack that killed him…at least that bad for us….

You know, you get a new lease on life and you choose an old mom Kardashian when I am sure there are ample Blink 182 fans eager for barker dick that aren’t the spawn of the devil herself…

Either way, gross people, doing gross things…

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2021

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Wet of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is growing on me, I don’t know if it’s because she shaved and is no longer pushing the hairy feminist queer bi-sexual woke bullshit that turns off basically anyone with a brain because we know how to keep our emotions out of things like race theory, gender theory, all theories….and we don’t throw tantrums when we don’t like what we here…but all that their woke quest is doing is making people with brains say “…oh she’s one of those”…..further discrediting and alienating themselves as the trouble making nightmares they are….it’s like how people think of you believe the Stanford study on masks being ineffective for COVID, you’re a fascist Trumper who must be killed off as a stain on society…while you’re just like “Stanford is a smart person school, we’ll assume their study is fact by smart people, even if it’s not some low level reporter crying about people not wearing masks”…you know what I mean.

Anyway, she’s growing on me, even though I felt she looked like a weird adopted boy…and not some Disney kid sold to the industry…but her hipster artistic nudes are getting better…like this white dress or leotard…all see through…nipples out…I mean it’s good…so I’m about Rowan Blanchard…not grossed out by Rowan Blanchard so I’ve been won over..it happens.

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2021

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Maybe I’m an asshole…or maybe I have a distrust or dislike for the medical industry…but I never subscribed to the COVID nurses as Frontline workers, I thought that was a lot of hype around the virus…and around people just doing their job….because I did subscribe to the fact that nurses or doctors are paid what they are paid to be there in times of crisis as much as in times of goodtimes…but I’d assume most shifts would be those of crisis since Hospitals by definition is where people go in crisis…whether to die, from accidents, disease, etc….

So with every Support the Nurses shit, I’d be like “THAT IS THEIR JOB BY DEFINITION WHAT THE FUCK”…..it’d be like doing a parade for accountants around tax time, or giving the losing team a gold medal because they showed up…like fuck off with this over-hyping….if anything it’s just allowed them to monetize their nudes cuz everyone is guilty about not being a frontline worker while knowing they need them to hook them up to vents or to jab them with the vaccine…it’s all so crazy….but a great way to tap into the emotions of people and get them paying tips on OnlyFans that could probably amount to a year’s salary as a nurse in a month….but if they quit nursing to be sex porn internet stars…they’ll lose that hook…so if anything they are just working as nurses to take the slutty selfie to bait people into paying them….and the whole thing is so un-hygienic…I mean good way to give your PUSSY some fucking antibiotic resistant infection that will bleach their panties…or worse…burn holes in them.

Point being…slutty nurses are alright…but I know their hustle…and that’s alright too….but they don’t need parades for doing their job…they get paid for that!

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2021

Apr

Katharine McPhee Mom Tits of the Day

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Katharine McPhee was a surrogate from some 80 year old man who had dreams of having one more child because that’s what senility does to you when you’re stupid fucking rich and into mitigating your inheritance across more children so that the original kids get diluted….all while McPhee gets set for life…you know last wife shit….

So in being that surrogate that pretends to be in love with the 80 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith and he was an oil tycoon, but instead a genius record executive and producer who has made so many fucking hits that it is absurd, a good person to change the diapers of when it gets that point, not that he’ll get to that point, because he’ll just pay people to change his diapers while keeping up appearances that he’s not an old fuck to his younger wife because that’s all part of being rich in LA…vanity.

What I am trying to say is new mom, new mom tits, exciting stuff….if you’re into milk filled tits that you know she feeds her husband from because he needs the nutrients..it’s better than his ENSURE…at least the can you drink it from is…you know old dude shits…

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2021

Apr

Iris Law See Through of the Day

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s 47 children, who is hot enough to use her last name for good and not evil, assuming you think being a young model is good, and not evil, because you could argue that it is totally evil because it is basically pushing products that peopled don’t need on people, making them feel like they are missing out if they don’t have said products, all to increase the profit line on evil corporate balance sheets only to find ways to reduce the profit line so that they don’t pay taxes while they find ways to pay off the government to keep pollution-up only to blame the end user for using plastic straws or some shit….you know….but GOOD because you can see her tit.

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2021

Apr

Madison Beer See Through Bra of the Day

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Madison Beer, the product of Youtube that we can assume was planted on Youtube to get in that audience because her generation only listens to Youtube, making it challenging for old fucks with a lot of money to launch careers…I mean they do it on all the reality shows, when they plant their stars in the mix, for America to think they are randomly found in random towns, since TV is a fucking lie….but the youtube version which is likely as easy because Youtube is Google and Google has shareholders and money like money and they all suck each other’s dick in Mykonos or wherever they go on their summer yachts…and collectively – everyone wins….especially Madison Beer…

So despite being Youtube Rich, legit record deal rich, all she’s done the last 3 years has been paparazzi foder walking around with her tits out, and that’s likely FAR more interesting than any of her Youtubes or any of her songs, so I appreciate that she doesn’t take the whole singing and dancing thing seriously…but instead takes the paparazzi seriously…in an era where they don’t matter…she’s keeping them alive…a hero to all except those who get sued by the paparazzi for posting the pics…

I think you can see her nipple in her bra top and her real tree overalls speak to my low income, trailer trash soul…..even if her pussy is too fancy for me…we can pretend she can throw down and wrestle furniture at the trailer park after Uncle brings the deer he hunted home for a feast…right?

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2021

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin, despite being the kid of celebrities who gets naked or half naked on the internet, which is actually a fetish of mine, you know only followed because of who their parents are, a condition that will last their entire life as they try to navigate how to build a fanbase of their own, which typically is from salacious internet content….it’s a funny dynamic…so rich, so spoiled, with so much access…but pull low level tricks local bottle service girls do to get out of bottle service an into sugar babying….

I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin about what I decided was her daddy issues, because we heard one voicemail calling her a pig when she was a kid….which I guess isn’t funny and more of a stain on Alec’s reputation that for whatever reason didn’t get him cancelled, but you’d be sure it fucking would now…a dad calling his child a pig…maybe they wouldn’t care since Ireland is white and they can’t make a race war out of it..but I think that’d be enough to get her cancelled..

Anyway, Ireland was in and out of rehab, in and out of hetero and lesbian relationships all while being 6 foot tall and stacked…and despite the prison tats that look like parody tats….a suicide girl gone bad….the fact she’s in a thong bikini…big ass and big tits cuz she’s BIG…is great….

I guess she won me over…cuz I find her hilarious….in a good way.

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2021

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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The older I get, the less disgusting MILFs or the concept of MILFs becomes since I’m grandpa age, at least grandpa aged if I had kids at 20 and they had kids at 20…but you get what I am saying…the women my age are old, dried up, menopausal and slowly hormonally becoming men…so MILFs are like the younger generation and I’m like “check out that young babe with those mom tits and a shredded pussy”….and it’s confusing me at my core…but that’s not to say breeding doesn’t disgust me…the process of childbirth still gross, it just means that younger ladies are moms, and I’ll look at them naked, even if historically being a mom was a sign of self destruction!

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2021

Apr

Anna Camp Bikini of the Day

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Anna Camp is the 38 year old from Pitch Perfect….and a bunch of other shit I’ve never heard of…and she’s in a bikini….but more interestingly, she’s been divorced twice…like she didn’t learn her lesson the first time…one of those rich and bored so let’s get married as often as possible because it makes being banged out feel more meaningful, which for a vapid and empty narcissistic actor, at least by definition of being an actor, they are vapid and empty and narcissistic, they seek meaning anywhere they can because they need shit to channel when bullshitting everyone on screen…thanks to pulling off the scam.

Now I am sure some of you would want to camp in her vagina, you know stretch it out and make a tent out of it, maybe roast some fucking marshmallows up inside it…gaze at the stars or sing fucking folk songs like “This Land Is Our Land”….or maybe if you’re deeper into folk…some “If I was a Carpenter”….shit….because you know there’s at least one fanboy out there who thinks Anna Camp is the fucking END ALL BE ALL…the fucking EVERYTHING THERE IS….the QUEEN…the prized hen, the apple of their eye, you get what I’m saying…while everyone else out there is like “Who the fuck is Anna Camp”….you know that kind of celebrity….in a bikini…

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2021

Apr

Demi Lovato Eats Pussy of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but saying “Gay Rights” with the EATING PUSSY gesture is pretty offensive…and should get this pandering liar on some PR stunt to normalize and make drug overdoses cool, or not something to be held accountable because addiction is a disease bullshit….

The “EATING PUSSY” gesture would be on par with a “Shocker”….you know TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK…bro shit….that if you were to do to the “Eating Pussy” gesture to any girl in a bar, or grocery store, church, old folks home, public bathroom, park, pretty much anywhere…you’d be called a sexual predator, pervert, misogynist freak…and you’d DEFINITELY get cancelled…but this bitch does it and says GAY RIGHTS….like eating pussy has anything to do with gay rights…most gays are just trying to find dick for their ass to have a spontaneous orgasm on the floor without touching their dicks…unless it’s for lesbian gay rights…even though lesbians are a myth but by default real lesbians would probably be offended that you’d reduce LESBIANISM with a sex gesture of eating pussy…rather than the connection and love two women have for each other (barf)….

It’s all so fucking dumb, but I do think she should be cancelled…and I am not the one to do it….but the good news is she looks like she eats pussy badly…so she can’t even get that right..for Gay Rights even…..That’s be like me doing a dick sucking gesture to some queers walking their designer dog in the park…maybe with “hey homos”….before doing it…but since she now identifies as PANSEXUAL which we already knew cuz she clearly loves to fuck all the food that comes out of the pan…like BROWNIES….she can get away with it…fucking scammer that’s all.

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