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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What happens when trans people go through with all their trans dreams and get all their trans surgeries….with no more trans surgeries to get…they’ll feel lost and alone as empty as when they started…

Or worse…what happens when people stop caring about the trans thing when it loses it’s talking point luster….and people go back to not LARPING on social media pretending to give a shit when we all know they don’t give a shit…

I saw some job application for a Movie Theater company from an insider and they literally had 15 genders listed in alphabetical order to be WOKE…when 99 percent of the population are man or woman….or male or female…I mean 100 percent are…but maybe less than 5 percent “Identify” as something else and instead of being like “we don’t care what you identify as”…they are like “HERE ARE YOUR BUFFET OPTIONS YOU HIGH MAINTENANCE SELF INVOLVED FUCK”….

I don’t care about what people identify as, I don’t care that trans exist, they’ve always existed, TRANNY porn has been around FOREVER…it’s nothing new….I used to drink at gay bars amongst trans people some were passable and this was in the 90s…so it’s NOTHING new….it’s just more annoying because they shove it down our throats…despite no longer having dicks cuz they cut them off…

The point is, people will stop caring, and the attention seekers will need new strategy….and what will that be? What’s next?

While we wait..

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Paulina Gretzkey is Hot in Beverly Hills Wearing a Bikini
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Riley Keough is a Naughty Stripper!
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HOT shoot of Kelly Gale for Gooseberry Intimates
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Girl’s Beer Pong Fail
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UCLA Fans Lit Stuff on Fire
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Female Enabler Gets a Pass
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The DARK SIDE of Bad Lightbulbs
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Dude with a Parrot’s Insane Costume
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Suicide Squad 2 Trailer
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Jake Paul Selling his 6.5 Million Dollar House for Miami Dreams
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still traumatized by googling how tranny pussy, you know, inverted dicks, get wet….

As it turns out, despite the balls being removed, the wetness is precum from the prostate that they don’t get removed….

Nothing says woman like a prostate gland and a pussy wet from fucking pre-cum…

Or in Thailand they build the pussy with a piece of colon, so their fake pussy that they say is their real pussy because it says so on their driver’s license, is really their ass…

You sick fucks…and your perversions…now go cut off and/or invert your genitals to be WOKE…it’s far more complicated than getting a bad tattoo…you know the next level of that…

I saw some woke lesbian school teacher making everything racist bitch about how band aids are racist because they are for white people, last I checked, no human was band aid colored, not to mention Nelly made a career or at least an aesthetic out of a fucking band aid and last I checked, he’s not white…so fuck off with your making everything racist because you are racist and pretending it is woke when really it is CANCER you fucks….

All this divide everyone…we’re all the same pieces of shit stuck in the same place on the same fucking planet barreling through space embarrassing ourselves to the aliens who created us…..forgetting that we are ALL fucking connected to each other, to the plants and animals, the water and oceans, the earth and the food….so fuck right off with this “stop “whatever” hate”….DO NOT BUY INTO THE MEDIA AND THEIR LIES..and be more like a dog….

OH and TURN OFF THE INTERNET…..

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Elsa Hosk in some Racy Lingerie!
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Katie Cassidy is Selling Nude Body Art!
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Sofya Zhuk’s Anti-Social Thong Club
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Girl’s Brain Glitches…
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Madonna in Lingerie
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Retired Olympic Champion Has Some Real Flexibility…Don’t Miss This One
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Impossible Trick Shot
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Elle Fanning is Very Pretty Unfiltered
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece on the Beach
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Real Housewife Charged in Wire Fraud
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Bikini Girl Roof Jump to Trampoline
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Scarlett Johansson in Black Widow!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Tight Shorts!
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Female Enabler Gets a Pass!
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Preachers in Designer Clothes is the Ultimate IG Account
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Brooke Shield’s Recovering from Surgery
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Iggy Azalea Killed the Selfies!
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Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley Spotted Together for the First Time Since Announcing Their Engagement
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Buy the Schitt’s Creek House
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Club Bathroom Number Game
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Victoria Justice in a Super Cute Selife
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Karrueche Tran in Sheer Pink Lingerie
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Lil Nas X Fires his Load
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Lady Gaga;s Dog Walker Lost His Lung
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Charlotte Lawrence Swims with Sharks
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Hot Nude Model KJ Skorge!
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Draya Michele Turns Heads in See Through Yellow Dress
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Solid Prank!
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Frank Grillo is Jacked at 55
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Celebs Obsessed with the Plastic Surgery Filter
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The Prettiest Porn Star Ever – Stacy Cruz – in an Artsy Nude
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Chantel Jeffries in Tight Pants!
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Winning at Life
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Looking at the Differences Between a High and Low Explosion
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Police Break Up a Meet Up Blasting COPS Theme Song.
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Emma Roberts in Hot on the Slopes!
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Tom Brady Trolled the Falcons
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Throwing Rocks!
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Passing Through Suez Canal Time Lapsed
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The Strange Game of Buzkashi
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2 Year Kid Figures Out Train Issue in Seconds.
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Caylee Cowan’s a Video Vixen in this New Video!
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Kyle Shanahan Denies Rumors That the 49ers Traded Up to Draft Mac Jones
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The Magnetic Accelerator!
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RC Truck Commpetition that is AWESOME….
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Two Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Models Reunited!
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Johnny Manziel Said He Used to Think the Harder He Partied the Better He Played
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Old Woman in the Manhole
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Is this the best or worst motorcycle date?
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Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Lost Part of his Lung in the Shooting
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit in the Snow!
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Jojo in a Lingerie Slip
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Kendall Jenner’s in some Fitness Outfit with Cameltoe
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Kendall Jenner with her Horse
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Ambrosio in Skimpy Shorts
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Sharna Burgess Going to Dinner
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Rihanna’s Legs
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Jordyn Woods Big Booty
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Heidi Klum in Tight Jeans
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Katy Perry’s Big Boobs
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Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever
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Hot Amateur Model Nude
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Katee Life Moves her Hips in Amazing Ways
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Big Shower Titties
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25 Shitty Days!
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Squirt Prank!
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Rate Her Body
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Blonde Oiling Herself Up
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Demi Rose Covering her Boobs with her Hair
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The Worst but Most Interesting Use of a Plastic Water Bottle
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Best Hike Ever
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Shy Guys Scared of Titties
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At Work Dick Suck
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Squeaky Dildo
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They Call This the Oldest Trick in the Book
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Skinny Big Tit Amateur
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She is a Gamer Girl She Said See You Later Girl
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Amateur Couple Fuck
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Better than a Snake in the Grass
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Solid Tinder Hook Up
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Onsie Rub
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Vicki Lasseter’s Nude Shoot
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Cam Girl Sex Debut
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Just Old Fashioned Squirt Video
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Amelie Lou’s Nude Shoot!
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Making it Rain in this Rub Down Video
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The Look of Disappointment!
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2021

Mar

Jojo’s Armpit Fetish Pic of the DAy

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Jojo posted some armpit fetish pics for her fans, because she knows as well as you know that dudes are fucking perverts and tits, asshole, mouths and pussies are so standard when it comes to jerking off….which is why freaks, fat chicks, monsters, and trans are trending….there’s a desensitization to hot chicks…drawing them to weirder and weird shit…in what they think is leveling up…but that’s really better handled by disconnecting from all the porn and social media smut to get things back on track and to make people normal again…so hot chicks can thrive again…weird times.

I don’t know if she’s packaging this as armpit porn, since she is also in a bikini with her big Jojo tits we didn’t knwo she had until she kept showing them to us, but I think that’s just diversion from the Armpit fetish she’s catering to….

I don’t know why she cropped out the pussy definition, but I’ll assume it’s more to direct the fucking to the armpits, but I could be wrong, it could be about the tits too, but that’s just so cliche and standard practice that I don’t find it an exciting storyline….

Her caption is:

I fluctuate a cool 15-20 pounds idk about u guys. here I am on my lighter side.

Which I’ll assume is her trying to mitigate the hate people get for her not being a fat fuck, you know girls who feel fit and hot enough to post a bikini selfie need to post it with a disclaimer or trigger warning to let the haters now “I’m not 20 pounds fatter, but I have been, so respect me at this weight, because it’s ok to post this, since I am sometimes 20 pounds fatter”……otherwise why the fuck is that the caption instead of “LOOK AT MY PITS ARMPIT FETISHISTS – DON’T YOU WANT TO FUCK EM”…..which would be more appropriate unless I just invented this armpit fetish angle and pushed it on her…which is possible….but perverts be perverts…

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2021

Mar

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I praise the waist to hip ratio because science told me to and I like to do everything science tells me….because it’s science…but also because waist to hip ratios are officially the answer to the age old question most people have and that’s “on a scale from 1 to 10, how hot is this bitch”…..you know people like being ranked…they may complain about it, but only when they know they aren’t 10s…because 10s are all for it and don’t blame the patriarchy or misogyny for the ranking system…they just embrace being hot..

But yeah, science says the waist to hip ratio is what triggers men into wanting to breed with a bitch, and thus that makes the bitch out to be hotter than one without a waist to hip ratio, all boxy and man like, which is not very inclusive to TRANS pretending to be women, or fat chicks pretending to be hot, but that’s the whole fucking point….

There’s SCIENCE to back what makes a bitch hot, and these are girls doing their best to be hot, by showing their ratio.

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2021

Mar

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

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I don’t think Heidi Klum is 50 years old yet, but she’s probably close…not to mention she was fucking Seal for a long time, and based on my assumptions about his giant penis, that’s the kind of thing that can age a vagina, especially since she’s pumped out a bunch of kids….but girl still looks fucking amazing…despite no longer being a girl….I like to blame Nazi germany and their Eugenics program for allowing her to exist, but I guess it could be unrelated to that, I just doubt it…..because she really doesn’t make sense….but maybe it’s because she lives the stress free life with all her money, fame, success….and sex addiction that is now filled with some younger dude’s dick…

As far as 100 year olds with expired and beat up pussies go, Klum who has been fucking with her old lady face a little , still looks better than most her age…so maybe eugenics work…you know strategic breeding…I am sure horse breeders and dog breeders would agree….while Human Breeders are busy being canclled…

Either way, I don’t mind her bikini smut…it’s familiar.

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2021

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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I used to joke around about how Candice Swanepoel, the South African, who are as a country known for being notoriously racist, where the whites still use the black people as slaves to work their farms or blood diamond mines….but I used to joke around about the high AIDS rate in South Africa and how statistically Candice Swanepoel would be worth the risk if you ever got to that level…but than she had a series of kids, got old and replaced with other hotter models, but there was a time she was the ultimate, sure the most boring of the Victoria’s Secret who barely branched out, but still the ultimate….

Those days are done, thanks to being a mom being a ding on your hotness level according to ANYONE ever…but apparently she hangs with other model moms in slutty bikinis….that’s Lais Ribeiro who claims to be a single mom but that I’ve heard is trans…who can tell these days….but I guess they are trying to make that a vibe or a thing or a fetish and if the dude in the speedo’s dick wasn’t in the way…that could potentially work…

She still looks good….she’s still Candice just the mom version and I guess this is part of her marketing her own bikini line, or just keeping herself on the map, and I’ll co-sign and support that…she’s good.

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2021

Mar

Faith Schroder Sauna of the Day

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Faith Schroder is an LA rich kid with a famous last name, despite her dad not doing too much in the entertainment industry in the last 30 years, besides going viral for bailing out that teenage shooter, that we’ll assume he was likely trying to recruit to be his son in law, but gifting him his daughter Faith who needs a man who takes action on that level…..

He got A LOT of hate from the people of the internet for helping the kid out with his bail, because people hated that kid…but I’m not too sure how that’s effected Faith Schroder’s internet career…she seems pretty unphased as she continues to post her bikini pics, this time in Sauna…

I guess when your dad is a huge star but also a huge failure you gotta take it upon yourself to write your own storyline, to rebrand the SCHRODER name as hot rich kid girls who get half naked on the internet and this is her doing that…I approve of her hustle that’s barely a hustle..but when you’re a rich kid doing any small chores gets confused with hustle…in this case that small chore is taking a sauna in a bikini and filming it….hard work..why wouldn’t every girl want that as their job…oh right, they do.

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2021

Mar

Ariana Grande Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I hate Ariana Grande…

I think she’s some miserable pile of shit anti-American donut eater who has terrible security at her concerts and gets her fans killed, whether it was an isolated attack or not, why haven’t other people performing in Manchester or wherever the fuck she performed been in a shoot out while singing their garbage Nickeloden produced songs..she obviously fuels hate and outrage….right?

I don’t think she’s hot, despite her high pony wig and her high heels to try to make her midget, dwarf legs look longer than they are….and she’s killed off at least one of her boyfriends, indirectly sure, but she’s still to blame for NOT stopping his death, and more importantly, for MILKING it and monetizing off it….just GARBAGE.

I don’t know why she’s trying to give you guys some fitness jerkoff material, but her stomach is toned, her tits are tiny, and her face is censored and the midget/dwarf legs folded under her, so I guess this is her best look, at least the best you’ll see her…

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2021

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t think we’re in an era where everyone things that bigger is better, it’s not the 90s and Pam Anderson isn’t the mold that every bitch is trying to fit into in efforts of being desirable to men, or their “hottest”….

I do think that we’re in an era of everyone being an annoying fuck trying to monetize and commodify themselves…like “I am a personal brand”…where the Kardashians are their idols…and that’s probably a lot fucking scarier…

So we’ve got all these fucking muppets with fake asses and fake faces…looking like some clown shit….but SMALL tits still have their niche because some of these idiots are fine with injections, just not with actual surgery so that they can lie when people ask if they’ve had work done, when clearly they’ve had work done…..it’s all part of these trying to be a personal brand and commodify themselves….you know hosting podcasts and telling us about products we don’t need…in the weirdest second life imaginable…but they see other girls getting attention so they go for it…

Since everyone is this selfie, narcissistic fuck, a lot of girls do end up getting tits, I guess they think the small tits are the reason they fucking suck and aren’t at Kardashian level, plus they can’t take bikini selfies with as much confidence….so small tits are still being KILLED off…

So I do this post to support the small titty girls who are still out here getting naked, looking for love in all the wrong places, or at least looking for a career that involves not working, because selling nudes pays…but at least they haven’t jacked their tits up with balls of plastic…don’t they know anything about the environment….it takes 1,000,000 years for a breast implant to biodegrade….think of all the SEA turtles getting choked up by TITTY after all these bitches die and their implants seep into the ocean…..

Point being….Small tits are hot, they come on tighter packages and I am all about a tight small titty body…natural…is the only way….all ou ugly bitches seem to forget that in you’re cookie-cutter attempt to be hot…

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2021

Mar

Chanel West Coast Bootyhole Woroutout of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is in the TikTok Leggings that have gone viral, I only know this because I source all my stepSMUT porn from young sluts of the internet who talk about the TikTok leggings before pulling them off and shoving a dildo up in themselves….fun era..

I don’t have my finger on the pulse of social media trends or fashion trends that are actually just a reminder of how much everyone is a follower fuck, but I know this one…

Anyway, Chanel Westcoast, some third tier character on a third tier reality show about Skaterboarder Rob Dyrdek has gone onto have a decade long rap career no one gives a fuck about, and she’s into posting the sluttiest of pics of herself, because like most girls, it’s the ONLY way the audience gives a fuck long enough to get them the views they crave…it’s a science..

I think this is a nice reminder that watching girls workout is fucking hot…even when the girl’s a giant who gives a fuck….if this doesn’t motivate you to jerk. off at some community ZUMBA class in the park when they start up those SOCIAL distance workouts…I don’t know what will…

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