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2021

20

Apr

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

Girls may photoshop their ratio because they know a solid waist to hip ratio is important in their quest to be hot…otherwise there wouldn’t be lipo and rib removal and photoshop available for these people that obviously didn’t get enough attention growing up, or maybe they go too much attention growing up, I don’t fucking know, I am not a psychologist, I am an idiot….but this narcissism shit is out of control…as someone who hates himself, and not in a emo teen way, but in a I know what I have to offer and it’s not that great way, I don’t actually actively hate myself or care…but I sure as fuck am not looking in mirrors or selfie cams like a fucking asshole….and when I see DUDES who do…I think…what a faggot.

ANYWAY…Science…

Multiple independent studies have confirmed what we already know and that is that men think a waistline and wider hips is hotter than whatever the opposite of that is…and that’s good enough stats for me…because I agree with those studies based on my erection or lack of erection I get when looking at my wife’s little ass buried under a huge fucking gut that’s so huge it’s made it’s way to her back….

I don’t believe in what the media presents as science, when it’s not actual science, but rather studies paid for by biased people who are searching for a specific outcome…but I do trust it when it has to do with something no one would be trying to RIG except maybe a Kardashian or an as lame as a Kardashian…sitting there faking your fucking look while pretending to be authentic when you aren’t anything but trying to suck dick to get ahead like everyone else on social media doing the “LOOK AT ME, I AM OVER HERE” hustle…idiots the lot of ya….

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2021

20

Apr

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

Zoey Deutch posted some pics of her demonstrating how she’s going to crush all the other bitches trying to go up against her in castings…because she knows she’s good….or maybe she’s doing some demonstration on how the 1% is going to own the 99%…like they don’t already…but after the great reset we’ll be their slaves as they continue to live in the palace…you know each grain of sand represents another poor person…and we’ll all be poor people…except the 1% because the middle class is being killed off…

Or maybe it’s just her doing a bikini pic dance…isn’t this called SKANKING…and idiots and punk shows used to run around the mosh pit like they were MC HAMMER or NKOTB doing the running man but more aggressively…

I actually like Zoey Deutch and her mom…I don’t know them personally, they didn’t invite me to the beach house over Springbreak…but I used to watch Caroline in the City, Back to the Future and Howard the Duck….and have seen Zoey Deutch in at least one serious role, Buffaloed and Zombieland Two….and she was good….so I am all for her taking this direction with her social media presence…less clothes is better Zoey Deutch…

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2021

20

Apr

Josie Canseco Nude of the Day

Josie Canseco is wearing nothing but tanlines in more outtakes from this shoot…which is a wonderful way to stare at Josie Canseco because if you follow TANLINE THURSDAYS you know what I think about Tanlines and how they are natures highlighter of the good stuff…

Josie Canseco is probably the hottest instagram celebrity, whatever that means, I mean she’s probably better known as being Jose Canseco’s daughter, so not an instagram celebrity at all, but a hot daughter of a rich as fuck Cuban baseball player…only unlike her dad she never had to wait in line for Sugar, Toilet Paper and other luxuries of communism we should all get used to with this COVID shit…except maybe Florida and Texas you bastards and your winning.

That said…Josie plays the whole social media drama, gets involved with the Paul Brothers, it’s a whole scene, the American reality show of overpaid idiots…but Josie is hot enough to make all that otherwise annoying noise worth paying attention to..

Sure, I am potentially over-hyping her and she’s likely like all other vapid rich kid narcissists on social media…but usually the hot ones are the cooler ones…since they have nothing to really prove…because even if her legacy is being Jose Canseco’s daughter, that’s already better than most…and she’s hot…so look at her…


Here’s a few other hot pics of her being hot…

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2021

20

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

One of my personal missions that I put basically no effort into besides this weekly post that is probably diluted because I also post “TITTY DROPS” on Thursdays which are typically fat tits…where I talk about how much I like fat tits and if you’ve got fat tits you gotta use them to your advantage…because it’s a talent in and of itself that will draw in that audience because we’re triggered by big tits thanks to having been wired to seek tits as babies…that instinct doesn’t die…it just gets redirected from FOOD SOURCE to getting off…

Anyway, my praise and appreciation for big tits and their ability to use those big tits to monetize and make dreams come true shouldn’t discount my love and appreciation for smaller tits, because for the most part…smaller tits are hotter, on hotter bodies and in an era of hating fat people and the normalizing of fat people since fat people died of COVID and caused all the lockdowns so they are the enemy…even if I am a fat person….

I don’t buy into the propaganda this is body positivity, because the ONLY body positivity is one that involves being POSITIVE to your body and being fat or proud of being fat is not actual positivity, that’s just lazy and delusional…

So yeah, small tits on smaller bodies, make for tighter packages in an era of avoiding fat….because it kills…

So empower them to keep them around…since there’s not much worse than a nice small tit being slaughtered to get implants to become a basketball bolted on a tit…

This is that empowering…of something that DESERVES to be empowered and not because it YELLS the loudest on twitter…but because small tits have value too.

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2021

20

Apr

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin Beach Bikini

I’m glad Phoebe Tonkin has a WIKIPEDIA page because otherwise I’d have no idea who she is…even though I write about her on the regular because she posts bikini pics of herself like a typical Australian with a rockin’ bikini body, because it’s part of their culture…at least according to my ignorant ass….

You see the benefit of not going to Australia to be spoken to with that chainsaw rendition of a british accent, kinda like french Canada french vs French France French…just a vile and disgusting version of what is claimed to be the same language….but yeah, not going to Australia, means my opinion of Australia stems from IG, where I don’t even log in, but where I have in the past and saw ample hot body bikini pics from amazing places…so I don’t have to see the inbred, obese and disgusting meth addict Australians…

Now Phoebe Tonkin isn’t necessarily in amazing places, she’s likely in Los Angeles which as you know is a fucking cesspool of the worst humans chasing a shitty dream and relevance….but they do have an Ocean and sun, which isn’t so bad, but would be better if the great Quake was to hit…you know rid us of the bottom feeders who represent all that the Kardashians have amplified in society to remind us that HUMANS are the VIRUS…

But she is in a bikini and she does have a hot body and if you’re going to be an actress, you should have that…I do like that she’s BROWN PAPER BAGGING herself….you know butter face, no problem, we can censor the bad and focus on the good. She gets it. I like that.

Phoebe Tonkin Beach Bikini

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2021

20

Apr

Hunter King Bikini of the Day

Hunter King Bikini

Hunter King is Joey King’s less successful but still an Actor sister….you know you can’t expect two girls from the same family to have the same success… but you would expect the one with the bigger tits to be the more successful one…since tits get hits…but I guess if you look at sisters to the more famous actresses…they all have bigger tits…but that could be because I only remember Stella Hudgens as a celeb sister and can’t think of other celeb sisters….so statistically my theory is 100 percent right according to the data I have…

That’s not to say Hunter King doesn’t make money acting, which I guess is an accomplishment, it’s just to say that she didn’t get nominated for a Golden Globe award like Joey did for “The Act”….which I thought she deserved the win on….but doesn’t need the win because she’s hotter than Joey King and there is value in that…at least when it comes to bikini selfies….we all win in our own ways, except me, unless you consider winning at losing a form of winning, which is far too optimistic for my liking…

The funny thing in the HUNTER KING wikipedia is that she was about 5 years ahead of the MeToo Movement because her tits were too big and inviting that a motherfucker couldn’t control his damn self so she got him fired..


In 2013, it was reported that King accused her Y&R co-star Michael Muhney of allegedly groping her.Radar Online reported that King complained that Muhney fondled her breasts on two occasions, both of which were unsolicited and unwanted advances. According to Radar Online, King told producers she would go to the police and file a report against Muhney if he was not fired from the show. Muhney was fired on December 17, 2013, claiming that the allegations were false and merely a salacious rumor. No charges were ever filed.

FIRED FOR A TITTY GRAB…what an idiot. Here is her sister Joey King as a reference…

Joey King

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2021

20

Apr

Anne Winters Aint Got No Panties On of the Day

Anne Winters is apparently from 13 Reasons Why, which I embarrassingly, at least if I had shame, watched….every season of….because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time…build a business? Start an Only Fans, invest in Crypto…do I look like a fucking winner to you….I eat shit food, I do drugs and drink and stare at a screen…which is probably why I have no idea who se was on 13 Reasons Why, but I know her instagram is worth jerking of to…I mean if you’re into jerking off to selfies instead of hardcore pornography….you know cuz they selfies are low level erotic instead of gross and graphic hardcore sex….and even if you’re not into jerking off to IG pics…you can appreciate a skinny girl who is a working actress and her skimpy outfits and hard nips…at least I can and this site’s about me…not because I’m a narcissist, but because I am the ONLY person here.






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2021

20

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants are not a new concept, but with COVID and work from home, where people realize they prefer selling nudes to actually working a real job, Tight Pant have become a uniform…and activewear unifrom that allows them to basically show the ridges of their asshole through a pair of pants, while pretending that they’re just simply wearing tight pants, because the tight pants of today, thanks to SPANDEX-like fabric technology, is basically second skin, while the tight pants of the 70s and 80s were just really tight fucking jeans they called a second skin, but were still fucking jeans….and not an actual second skin that allows the spectator in line behind the tight pants at the grocery store to see the asshole ridges..

The point of the story is, tight pants, where you can see asshole ridges, are the future…or the now…and all these girls are more than happy to show off their tight pants…it’s a cultural thing…you know a “Look at my ass like I am a Kardashian” thing…and as much as we hate the Kardashians, I am glad women have been reduced to exhibitionists who sexualize themselves while crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s better than when they weren’t sexualizing themselves while still crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s the good kind of hypocrisy… be inconsistent on your activism by confusing us with your self produced smut….because self produced smut makes everyone more tolerable.

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2021

20

Apr

Crazy Bitch and her Lysol and Other Videos of the Day

Robot Sex Doll Ready to Take Over the World

Boat Loading Fail

Lucky Day

Manhole Cover Insanity

Snake Shit

Worst Webcam Ever….Solid Way to make masturbators quit masturbating

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2021

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hope you’re jacked up on your fast food, your sugar, your energy drinks, your vapes, your meds….glued to your screen…unhealthy and empty…depleting your testosterone for that dopamine hit in your chronic masturbation…despite porn sex depressing you not inspiring you and real sex becoming obsolete because you don’t have the drive for that, you’ve cum 12 times the last two days already…no need for real woman interaction you’ve got all the tits…

Which has to make you ask, what the fuck is wrong with people getting in on this OnlyFans thing…I realize girls getting naked for money is a great way to make money…it always has been…but as men…paying for pictures or to sext is on a level of embarassing…

We used to pay women to FUCK…you know for the experience…for the ride…now you’re paying chicks for nudes to jerk off…when you can just jerk off for free…it was one of life’s great pleasures…that cost nothing…you know if you were rich or poor, you could always jerk off….and when you got bored of that…you could always pay to fuck…but now lazy motherfuckers are busting out their credit cards to pay some dude in India who pretends to be the girl they are paying…to jerk off…

If that’s not a crime against humanity, I don’t know what is…plus you should quit jerking off anyway, save those minerals, save that testosterone, so that you can put up a fight or have a fighting chance to fucking survive if all the conspiracies come true…

Either way, heres some morning links you chronic masturbating depleted soulless depressed void fools.

Penelope Cruz is In Style…
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Porn Star Sara Jay Celebrated the Knicks Six Game Winning Streak
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Big Snake Crossing Street
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Nude Model Carla Guetta’s Hot Nude Shoot
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Michael Rappaport Sells His LA House
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Cat Doesn’t Want to Leave Cardboard Box
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Why Liver Punches are Deadly to Humans
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Dog Jumps on Track – Wins Race
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Man Finds Tunnel Under House
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Heat Worried About Tyler Herro Making Himself a Celebrity
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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