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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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In great news I saw the internet is finally turning on that trash that is Chrissy Teigen, trying to get her cancelled for bullying other women, like the goddess that is Courtney Stodden, and there’s a hashtag going around #survivingchrissyteigen and it’s amazing because I’ve always thought of her as an evil and vile pile of shit and I never understood why her vulgar and abrasive drunken sugar baby mess on the internet she pretends is comedy…so let’s hope it happens, it won’t, but it’d be great if it did…

People wonder how people like Harvey Weinstein & Epstein were able to victimize people for years despite the fact that “everybody knew”.
It’s the same reason Chrissy Teigen has been platformed despite publicly victimizing women for over a decade.

Hollywood protects predators.

— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) May 14, 2021

Summer is coming, so don’t shame or sexualize anyone of of any size and any gender people….OK…

I’ve been hearing the don’t sexualize women for their outfit choices shit for a long time, but I always find it weird because they are sexualizing themselves…plus every single dude I’ve ever known sees a set of tits or a hot ass in a slutty outfit and they can’t contain themselves…it’s on a higer level of consciousness, deep in the depths of our souls…where we see slutty outfits and we react instinctively accordingly…

Then these same girls saying don’t sexualize women, are posting slutty pics on social media for the sole sake of sexualizing themselves so that other people sexualize them too…you know look at my tits hanging out of my summery top…now click my link in bio to see me fuck a garden hose…SUBSCRIBE….

I barely go outside and when I do I see nothing but big tits, short shorts, tight shorts, tight pants, it’s everywhere…so I’ll be sure to not be sexualizing any of them…even when a flash storm hits and they’re all wet, see through and hard nippled…because I saw a meme on facebook about not sexualizing women this year…even when they sexualize themselves and want to charge you to sexualize them…

It’s confusing.

Go into the weekend, not trying to understand anything, it’s all nonsense…and be sure to refer to your wife, female friends as “the vagina “insert their dad’s name” built”….it will get you laid like a loser in the park I just saw in the suspenders making out with his fat nerdy girlfriend all autistically..which I respect because I always appreciate the text book losers who live live confidently while being that lame…..you know not trying to be what they aren’t…which is probably why he was the one with his hand down a pair of nerdy fat girl pants…

Turn off the internet and here are some stepLINKS

Bulgarian Tennis Player Ani Vangelova is Worth a Look
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Ireland Baldwin is Almost Nude and Posing!
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On Set With Hailee Steinfeld
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Upskirt Coke and Mentos
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Alexa Collins Wants to Know Your Plans for the Weekend
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Post Baby Body Flex in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Partying!
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Sarah Silverman’s Showing her Full Butt on IG
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Jessica Lowndes Giving a Workout Show
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Line Painting Machine is Pretty Cool
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Robbie Williams Playing Himself in a Biopic
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Lucia Javorcekova Works on Her Booty at the Beach
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Sweating With Caylee Cowan!
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Bebe Rexha and Paris Hilton Break Stuff!
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How to Prevent Gas Thieves
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Cats Watching cats
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Olivia Rodrigo’s New Music Video
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Mammals Can Breathe Through their Anuses
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The Royal Tenenbaums is Heading Our Way
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Beyonce Does a Live Performance in a SKimpy TOp
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Old Lady Overboard
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Truck on a Narrow Bridge
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Guy in a Driverless Car
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UFC Fighter Chris Weidman is Walking Three Weeks After Snapping His Leg in Half
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Time for a Car Wash
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Recap of the Starship SN15
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Truck Doesn’t Fit Under Bridge
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Buccaneers WR Antonio Brown Faces Another Civil Lawsuit Over Allegations of Assault and Battery
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I think I’ve Posted this dumb Girl Before
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How a Small Firm Made $660 Million off the Oil Price Crash
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Interstellar Theme Played on a Longdrum
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Lindsey Vonn is a Bad Ass Biker Chick
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The Drill Gun
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Fighter Pilots Talk Bathroom Mid Flight
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Tank Falls Off a Truck.
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Tigers Fan Went Viral Catching Some Rays in the Stands
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Amelie Lou in Lingerie!
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Remembering Life Before kids…..
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Car on Fire – Explodes
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Biker Revs and Lets Go of the Clutch…Fail
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Udonis Haslem Made His Season Debut for the Heat and Was Almost Immediately Ejected
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Top 5 Nude Actresses You Didn’t Know were Australian
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Get the Beer from the Tap Experience
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Rumer Willis in a Tube Top Bikini Top
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Olivia Rodrigo in Billboard Magazine
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Olivia Holt Bikini Peek
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J.Lo’s Booty in Leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez Showing Off her Abs
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Taylor Hill in a Sweatsuit
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Halle Berry in Jeans
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Paris Hilton Shopping in Pantyhose
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J.Lo’s Dress Blown Up By the Wind
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Bianca Suarez in a Tube Top Bikini Top
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Chantel Jeffries in a Sports Bra
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Stella Maxwell in a Power Suit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Riding
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Freaky Friday Fetish
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A Bunch of Naked Feminists Doing Vagina Empowerment
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Titties in Slow Mo
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Double Stuffed
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37 People Having a Shitty Day
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Vin Diesel Looking Fuck – Fucking a Bitch on a Chair in a Funny Way
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Big Titty Fuck
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Buttplug Twerk
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Fighting Friday
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Squirt
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High Rise Neighbors FUck
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Spreading Dip
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Bathtime!
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Parking Lot Dick Suck
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Close Up Mess Making
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Pretty Hot
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Grippy on the Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl on the Black Dildo
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Monster Tit Bikini Fun
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Panties to the Side
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Nude on the Steps
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Shower Door Whore
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Thai Model’s Pussy
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Amateur Sex
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Green Hair Dildo Rider
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Hot Nude Model Posing
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Dog Toys Doing Dog Toy Things
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Alexandra Harra’s Nude Shoot
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More Amateur Sex
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Repurposed Paint Roller
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Lots of Booty Pics
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Football or Soccer
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Fruit of the Asshole
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Malibu Barbie Ain’t Got Shit on This Shit
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2021

May

Jordyn Jones Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones was a child from white alocholic trash Michigan who was sold to the industry and put on some reality show about children who dance…and now she sells pics of herself in her panties on the internet because of course she would, what else would you do besides that. plus it’s probably more lucrative than bothering being the next Julianne Hough the only other professionally trained dancer who was likely surrounded by VERY creepy people growing up….plus in this era of inclusivity, you can’t not hire or advance the career of someone who sells masturbation material online, that’d be discrimination and hence why all girls sell nudes online….and it reminds me of a time I tried selling panties online and it took me MANY conversations with many random women over the months building up to it and out of all those women…I only found one girl willing to do it…it was the year 2000 and ebay didn’t allow panties to be sold, I am pretty sure craiglist was around and they didn’t allow you to sell panties online, and to build an online store to sell panties online would cost 30,000 dollars…when I was just doing it to sniff the merch before shipping the merch…..so that billion dollar empire that could have very likely grown to be the ONLYFANS selling pics because people don’t even want the real fucking thing anymore, they’ll just pay for a fucking picture…you nut cases….

I saw RAT COW was selling an NFT picture of herself for 175k at auction due to some bullshit nude model who has been given way too much mainstream credit than she deserves and that makes her way too bold than what her actual contribution to the world has been…you know delusional as fuck…and instead of helping small businesses she’s trying to do a cash grab and the kicker…it’s not even for the real art…it’s for a picture of the art…and she’s spinning some feminist, empowered, bullshit around it….and she can probably get 175k for a digital version of a picture of her…crazy….because for 175k you can pay for a lot of high end sex….but instead some cuck is going to by a digital picture of a picture that you can already find online….but it would be a funny troll if I could affort 175k buy it just to hire homeless guys to jack off on it…

So people are crazy, but I like Jordyn Jones, her dancing body, her attitude despite being sold off to an evil industry at a young age and I think you should give her your hard earned money….

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2021

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Earlier today, I said that I am sure the CDC no mask measure, despite them wanting you to wear 5 masks in a hyperbolic chamber in your basement until COVID was over, even though it will never be over…..just 2 or 4 days ago….but the no mask for the vaccinated, some new strategy to get the hesitant not into experimental treatments that aren’t FDA approved and that have killed people for a virus that you don’t give a fuck about, or don’t fear, or at this point want to get just to get it into your system and see how good you survive it, which statistically may be pretty good….the “you’re vaccinated so you can live freely” is probably the best way to get that message that the vaccines work across…and I guess they’ve realized that…only they’ve decided that if you’re not Vaccinated you must wear a mask, and now the anti-maskers and the vaccinated are together in this no mask thing, which I assume is because they know the viral load of the vaccinated will kill the anti-maskers off…or the vaccinated, who can still get COVID according to people who have been vaccinated who have got COVID, to really start rallying for vaccine passports…which they’re integrating slowly around the world…in a future of TRACK US ALL…it’s a QR code for now, but it will be a microchip next, and they’ll even have your bank accounts linked to it, your social score making your pockets less bulky now that you don’t need a wallet…so convenient that it’s worth giving away any sense of individual and free

When really, we should be campaigning for On/Off passports at least at the workplace, or at the retail level, so that people like me who look at bitches and think “I wonder what she looks like naked”….get our ANSWERS to the hard hitting questions we’re asking….

Luckily, girls are doing it on the internet and here’s a sampling, but when I’m president, you can be SURE this will be our first bill passed…not cancelling pipelines…or flights from India….On/Off passports…cuz ultimately, girls want you to see them naked, they just pretend they don’t…heathens amongst us…

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2021

May

Jojo In a Titty Top of the Day

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I don’t know why Jojo’s tits were never disclosed to us before a year or two ago when she decided that it was time to use them for good, or maybe it’d be considered evil, I am not sure whether shameless self promotion to generate hype around Rihanna’s Lingerie band and Jojo’s shitty music is good or evil, but when tits are involved, I just focus on the good, which is the tits….

I mean…this is her maskless which is nice to see, busting out of a titty top, which is also nice to see….becasue like you, I like tits, on child stars now in their 30s who you know have seen some shit, or on really anyone with tits worth looking at, but since I am inclusive when it comes to tits…WOKE in the titties…all tit lives matter…

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2021

May

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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As you probably know, the frogs are turning gay, thanks to the chemicals in the water, which I guess is also making the humans gay, because that’s all that people seem to talk about…sexuality, gender, racism, I don’t fucking know but I’d be rather looking at your ass when you do it….who cares what you stick your dick in, I used to know a guy who would fuck anything he could…from the crease between the mattress and boxspring, to the couch cushion, to food products…he didn’t give a fuck…and we didn’t give a fuck that he did it…so long as he was just telling us about it…and not doing it at our house…people are weird, cumming is an individual artform, and whatever gets you off, gets you off…we don’t need to discuss it…ideally, I’d prefer if you didn’t….there’s nothing more that I hate, I mean besides the things I really hate at my core, but it’s high up on the list…and that is dudes talking about jerking off…like “I was jerking off to porn the other day and I came in my eye”….I don’t need to know that, or care to hear about it….

Anyway, the frogs are gay, but these girls are actively trying to make frogs straight again, by posing in what they call frog butt…and this is frog butt..

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2021

May

Brittany Snow Booty of the Day

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Brittany Snow may have been a name 40 years ago, I distinctly remember the name and remember people thinking she was hot…I don’t remember why…but it happened…and then it didn’t…because that’s how life works…no one actually give a fuck about anything and those who stuck by Brittany Snow are probably the fucking creepers she’d prefer didn’t stick around….you know the LOYAL fans…

I guess her claim to fame was Pitch Perfect because it is the biggest thing she’s done, but I’m not the unofficial Brittany Snow Biographer, I just know she played a 30 year old college student in the Glee Club…..Van Wilder shit….

She is still in her mid-30s, but today, she’s figured out how simple it is to re-integrate yourself into the mainstream pop culture instagram stream…BUTT SHOTS…and in these pants, which could be doing the heavy lifting, or maybe she’s just been doing heavy lifting, you will see it’s round.

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2021

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet are the oppressive lingerie that we can only blame the patriarchy for….women aren’t fish, even if they’ve been rumored to have vaginas that smell like fish, according to any dude who has fucked an unshowered hooker at the end of her shift….and women can’t be caught and tangled up in nets and thrown onto boats…even though they technically can…because you’d assume someone trying to catch women to throw onto their boat would have some help in carrying them onto the boat…but women shouldn’t wear symbols of the OPPRESSOR….because they are the OPPRESSED…and there’s nothing more OPPRESSIVE than nets…I hear that’s how they created the slave trade…human trafficking rings…and any other primitive man capturing weaker primitive man or woman story you’ve heard in history….the net…designed to catch the prey….

So why would a woman subscribe to that….because it’s hot and girls like looking hot…

I is not to reclaim the OPPRESSIVE FISHNET it is because they’ll wear whatever looks hottest and fishnets tend to look hottest..despite all the NEGATIVITY the FISHNETS exude to anyone who is miserable enough to look at the potential NEGATIVE, albeit insane, attributes something has, so that they can be activists, outraged and offended, about something, instead of just chilling out and having a good time…

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2021

May

Phoebe Tonkin Bra of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is an Australian actress who was on a big show with Nina Dobrev back in the early instagram days so thanks to that…she continues to exist…with 7 million followers..despite not actually being in anything substantial since that show with Nina Dobrev….funny how the internet works, or how social media works, no one forgets you exist because they never unfollow…especially when you stay active with titty selfies..

So despite not working as an actor, she’s still famous and hot bodied, and I figure if you’re hot bodied, you might as well post half naked pics…especailly when you’re Australian cuz Australians are typically just hot bodied, bikini bodied, party girl trash…spreading herpes around the world cuz they are nomadic and fun….and I figure this is how they are taught to behaved…

They say not to sexualize people and I agree..just jerk off to them and skip the whole sexualizing them first…I think that’s how “don’t sexualize me works”…even when they are sexualizng themselves with the nips.

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2021

May

Taylor Momsen Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is wearing a mask inside, but we’ll assume that she’s either afraid of COVID, or a dark, gothic raver rocker who listens to METAL and says “FUCK THE SYSTEM”…despite being fucked by the system, assuming the system runs the entertainment industry….which I do…

She was a child star and child stars get fucked up in the head from being child stars..and instead of acting she does this weird rock shit that she went viral for about 10 years ago when it happened but it sort of just faded the fuck away until she started showing her tits to promote the new album and I guess this is part of that…masks on because that’s the agenda…enslave all people unless they are fully vaccinated or some shit…crazy times…but cleavage!

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2021

May

Kate Beckinsale Hiding that Old Lady Turkey Neck of the Day

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A man who used to try to make me call him daddy, back when I was growing up in the foster system, taught me a few valuable lessons, like how adaptable our ANUSES are to their immediate surroundings, but more importantly that women who bodybuild have clits the size of a grown man’s pinky….but even more important than that…that women, no matter how good their faces look, can’t hide aging on their hands or necks, so if like the rings of the tree you just cut down, you can use it to age a bitch…

Clearly, people like Paris Hilton who always wears gloves, and Dolly Parton, and now Kate Beckinsale are well aware of this….because historically she’s been an enigma, a miracle, a goddess who despite looking so good, was actually 20 years older than we thought she was…when I found out she had an 17 or 18 year old kid about 5 years ago, I figured even with the whole Teen Mom craze she would have had to be 10 at the time….well..she wasn’t she’s just doesn’t make sense…vampire shit…which makes sense because her claim to fame before being the girl who ages perfectly…was the Underworld series that all the nerds fell in love with her because of…

This is a video of her hiding her neck, in the most obvious way, so you don’t see she’s pushing 50….but that doesn’t mean she’s garbage, sometimes 50 year olds are hot, I mean their pussies a little too weathered and experienced, but they can look good, it’s rare but it happens and I’m rooting on Beckinsale to keep up her hot old as shit vibes….sloppy turkey neck / pussy or not…

Here she is on set:

Here are old hot clips:

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