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Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day
Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day
Florence Pugh Stain of the Day
Florence Pugh Stain of the Day
Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day
Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day
Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day
Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day
Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day
Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I was amazed that I saw two police cadet girls working the beat, in what I’ll assume was part of their summer training for their police tech schooling, you know get them in uniform and walking the streets, making sure people are wearing bike helmets or stopping at the stop signs on the bike path…the important police work….

But I was amazed because I don’t expect 18-25 year olds to work actual jobs, I mean what a crazy concept, two hot chicks getting into police work early, to get a head start on that pension…it didn’t make sense…

I wanted to congratulate them for not sticking butt plugs in each other’s asses on only fans for a job….

Only to realize they are only police cadets to have an angle AND uniform for their only fans.

Meaning, even when you think they’re up to good, that we’re not doomed in this porn generation of extreme porn behavior even amongst what we’d call the normals….we are….

FOR AMERICA…the day after the Fourth of July…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bella Thorne Gets Glam in Shorts
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UFC Fighter Jessica Eye Goes “Sun’s Out Bun’s Out” for July 4th
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EmRata at a White Party with a lot of Side Boob
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NYC Fireworks are Intense
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Courtney Love Does a Cover of Britney’s Lucky and it Convinces me She Killed Kurt, Cuz Bitch is a Talentless Hack
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Selena Gomez LOOKING Hot in Swimwear
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Paige Spiranac Does Her Own July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Twerking in a Water Bucket.
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Bikini Girl Tries Saving the Booze
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Oil Fire in the Caspian Sea
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Rumer Willis in a Swimsuit Jumping in a Lake
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Kayla Reid Shows Off Her Red Hot Bikini Body for the Fourth
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Bella Thorne Topless in Panties Looking Hot
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Teen Wolf Star is a Perverted OnlyFans Star…
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22 Girls who aren’t filtered
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7 Horrible Messages Hollywood Sends to Men
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Porn Star Mia Malkova Played Tennis
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Fireworks Stand Gets Lit
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The Most Disgusting Food Westerners Eat
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Cruise Ship Fail….
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Truck Filled with Fireworks Get Lit
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Making a Gamer Seat out of a Murder Car!
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Robbers VS Armed Woman
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Mark Zuckerberg on an E-Foil with an American Flag is some Weirdness
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Meltdown on the Plane
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Don Mattingly Loses It
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Columbus Blue Jackets Player Dies
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Maya Jama Seen with Ben Simmons
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Yewande Biali Pokies!
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Zoi Mantzakanis is a Hot Nude Model
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Natalie Eva Marie Has Patriotic Message on July 4th
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Short Guy Posing with his Taller Bikini Babe
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Fear Street 1978 Trailer
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The GUy Who Plays Archie Disturbs Me
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Dude VS Obstacles
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Craig Ferguson on How to Not be Nervous Around Women
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Cat Loves Being Pushed on a Floor
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Renee and Ant Seen Together
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Katie Kearney Goes Topless for Her Birthday
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Wedding Fail
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Jagoda Letowska in the Studio – NUDE
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YesJulz Looking Hot with her Athlete Boyfriend
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Kangaroo VS Tourists
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Bigger Gets Taken Out By Driving into Car
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TikTok Star Addison Rae’s Fourth of July Party!
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BETTER SEX SALE!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Candice Swanepoel in a Hot Skimpy Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Bikini Top
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Heidi Klum’s Dress is See Through
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Lena Gercke in a Photoshoot Showing Leg
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Kristin Cavallari in a Photoshoot
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Lily James in Shorts
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Ashley Benson Bikini Peek
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Jessica Chastain is Uneventful
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Cara Delevingne in a Blazer No Shirt
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Florence Pug at Fashion Week Looking like Midget Gymnast
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Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini – We Boycott her Cuz Adam Levine’s a Fucking Loser
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Sofia Richie on Fourth of July
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Flash
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Rita Ora at her Tequila Party
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Bella Hadid in a Crop Top
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Eiza Gonzalez in White
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Some Brigerton Traash who Fucks Pete Davidson has Hard Nips
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Zendaya Kissing Spiderman Tom Holland for PR
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J.Lo and Ben Affleck Still Trying to Get people to give a fuck abotu celebs
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Iggy Azalea’s Silly Big Ass
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From stepSMUT!!


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Power Couple with the Face Dildo
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Mental Mondays!
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Lana Rhoade’s Biggest Regret
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A bunch of booty!
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Dildo Squirt
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21 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Public Masturbator
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Wetting the Leggings
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9 Reasons to Say WTF is That?
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Sex in the Body Suit
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Wetness
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Name this Sex Move
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Babe Golfing!
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Hot Girl Takes a Seat on a Dildo
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Girl Fights Cops – Gets Beat
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MILF gets it Done
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Thigh High Stockings
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Dildo Twerk
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Big Tits!
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Dildo Sucker
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Big Tits Get Cummed On
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Hot Chicks Riding – Each OTher
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They Call her Wife Material
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Nude Model Siay in the Window!
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Crotchless Panties
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Amateur Couple Outdoors
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Hot Ginger Playboy Girl
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Nice Dildo Rig
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Hot Amateur Fuck
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Girl Fucking Cucumber
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Modern Day Windex
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Weird Amateur Sex
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Ashley Smith When She Did Playboy!
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Big Girls Don’t Cry, But they Do Squirt
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Weird Fucking Tattoo
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Making Squirts
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Her Face Broke her Fall
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Titty Licker’s Armpit Show
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2021

05

Jul

Dove Cameron Hot Tub Party of the Day

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I don’t use social media, I hate that pretentious narcissistic bullshit of people trying to show off or brag, whether it’s hot girls proving how hot they are, or dudes proving how cool they are, I don’t buy it, because to be a girl proving how hot you are, or a dude proving how cool you are, trying to bait as many people to follow you as possible, you’re by definition a liar…a fake…a phoney…and an embarrassing piece of shit…

Unless you’re a celebrity, trying to integrate with your fans in an interesting and modern way, knowing people want to see the “real you”…even if there is no real you…you can create one on social media like a character in a movie…since none of these people have real identities….I don’t think you should be on social media…

It is ruining our society with all these idiots trying to get clout, relying on likes, confusing likes with “cool”….instead of just living life and being cool.

That said, Dove Cameron is a weirdo Disney Kid, who creeps me out of Social Media…who has rebuilt her face for social media…and who is a huge fucking star on social media thanks to being a huge star on Disney before social media….

She’s posting some bikini pics with her girls, you know just sharing what they are up to and not producing smut for you to get excited to, since half nudes get more likes than her other weird cryptic shit….and it’s all about the likes…so keep up the bikini pics…even if they seem weirdly medicated…

I mean, she’s out of focus, hiding her weird face, but check that body…in weird vibe bikini pics I don’t really understand…but her whole instagram is weird.



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2021

05

Jul

Dua Lipa Hard Nipples in a Short Skirt of the Day

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Tennis is the hottest sport on all fronts. Their outfits are hot, their grunts are hot, the panty flashes are hot…and not just at the professional level, where the tennis talent is getting more and more jacked-up and manly, you know muscle mass is important for the wins, but even at the local tennis club where rich girls get together to tan by the pool, order food to their account, and play a game or two in their hot outfits, as rich people do…

Dua Lipa, is posing with pink tennis balls, to give you blue balls, her tities in a tiny tank top and her ass barely covered with a tiny tennis skirt…

I don’t know if this is a promotion for Evian Water, but since they know tennis is fancy, they tend to sponsor tennis related things like Wimbledon, which could be what Dua Lipa’s promoting here, I mean she is from the UK, and as one of the hottest popstars, you’d assume part of her endorsing or bringing new energy to what is a stuffy and pretentious sport you have to be “quiet” while watching in the stadium, would come with her in fetish gear…and you may call this fashion or style…but to me…this is the same as a creative stripper dressed up the night before finals getting paid…because maybe that’s really what Dua Lipa is…just a higher level fetish…integrating the hottest sport into her smut…I dig it.

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2021

05

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Is today the day to shame medical workers who have been marketed as heroes for launching some sideline business where they sell their nudes online because they know that the general public drink the Kool Aid and buy into the whole frontline workers being heroes thing….you know guilt them in and take their money….

I don’t subscribe to people doing their job being heroes, because that’s their fucking job, plus with all the lies around COVID that have been exposed, you have to wonder what even happened in hospitals…

I didn’t see people dying on the streets like you’d expect in a pandemic, I didn’t even see line-ups at the funeral homes, or thicker obituaries in the newspaper…which as the data I read would suggest there wasn’t any more deaths than usual, the FLU was cured or rebranded, and that the majority of people who died of covid were fat fucks who didn’t respect themselves enough too be healthy, or old as shit….

I also know nurses who said it was the slowest year of their lives, since all other medical procedures were cancelled and ER visits were limited to those who did’t fear the virus or had no choice but to go to the ER..But sure, heroes, you should feel sorry for and throw your money at….or jerk off to their nudes at the job where they should be saving lives, but are instead showing their shaved cunts…

I am not against opportunists or nudity, but I don’t trust the opinion of people who PROFIT off the COVID…but I’ll still stare at their titties!


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2021

05

Jul

Iris Apatow Gets Gay of the Day

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Judd Apatow is the comedy nerd who mooched off comedians in order to create a massively successful production company that made all the bro comedies of the 2000s and 2010s….with perverts like Seth Rogan and James Franco…amongst others…and I am sure I didn’t hate every single one of those movies, like I’ve hated Seth Rogan’s laugh…

I just hated Judd Apatow’s stant up….because I saw Judd Apatow at a comedy festival where one of his jokes was about his daughter’s vagina…this was probably 14 years ago….and it was likely about Iris Apatow…pull up the archive footage…you’ll see how weird it was….I know that despite being inappropriate and loving the troll…you know the feeling of making people feel uncomfortable…I found it awkward and weird as shit….and I can joke about basically anything that would make people feel uncomfortable….because I am not a pussy…

So to Judd I say…LOOK AT THAT PUSSY YOU MADE NOW…you sicko…

She’s an actress, potentially gay because the porn algorithm has made girls love fucking girls, because getting off to lesbian porn, which has historically been the more accessible porn for women, has confused girls into thinking they are lesbians, when the girls in the lesbian porn aren’t even lesbians….silly..it’s movie magic…

The point of the story is that based on Judd, I’d assume she’d be uglier, not that it would get in the way of her making it in America as a rich and connected raised in Hollywood girl…but in a way that’s a pleasant surprise…while staring at her seuxalized self produced content…



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2021

05

Jul

January Jones Fourth of July Ass of the Day

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January Jones is a nice reminder that big titty old ladies who made it thanks to their titties don’t die….because in her mid 40s, she still bringing the sexual content that for whatever reason is more ass than titties…confusing me…only because I don’t think now is the time to switch things up, maybe stick to what you’re good at…having tits…integrating other body parts is just confusing to those of us who didn’t watch Mad Men so we don’t know who the fuck you are….other than tits…that are single mom tits…because she never revealed Jason Sudeikis to be her deadbeat dad and there is a possibility he isn’t the deadbeat dad…I am sure there’s plenty of options of who could be…including Weinstein, Cosby, and the cast of Hamilton….LIN MANUEL we’re onto you.

The point is, it was Fourth of July in an era of half the population hating America, half the population trying to hold onto American freedoms and values, but ultimately, Americans as a whole still know they are in the most important country in the world, so there should be more people posing with flags like this, instead of turning their back on the flag…

While I’m a firm believer that we’re all in a conservatorship with the Government and the concept of freedom is just a marketing hook….I can still appreciate good old fashioned American Flag pride….even with old mom booty in it cuz mom booty is still booty according to my research…it’s just not as hot as hotter and younger booty….but it can be as fun because it’s on its last legs and you know when on your deathbed or your sex appeal’s death bed, you try harder.

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2021

05

Jul

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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I just got off posting JULIANNE HOUGH NIPPLE IN A BIKINI where I concluded that girls who dance are girls who fuck….and if you’ve ever fucked a professionally trained dancer, or even an amateur dancer you picked up at a rave while she was high on mind altering drugs and confused you for the DJ….or even a stripper who may not know how to dance but has the confidence to get on stage and spread her ass against a pole other girls spread their asses against…you’ll know…their athleticism, connection to their body, their rhythm and in my case…their lack of teeth….prove to be a magical sexual experience even for those of us with small penis.

The correlation of fuck to dance ability is real….

So Jordyn Jones’ parents, who we’ll assume are multi-generational inbred from Michigan….white trash, blue collar, farm hand alcoholics who knew their baby girl needded some life skills to get by and they put her in the local dance class at the church basement while they were upstairs at their AA meetings or collecting bread at the food drive…it was Christmas afer all..

I am sure they had no plan to have her hit REALITY TV at a young age and cash in like she did, it was likely more for a stripping local, give her the tools and competitive advantage needed…

Yet here she is selling access to bikini pics for a lot more than she’d make giving lab dances and that’s how to make it in America…it starts with Dance…just ask every TikTok Millionaire…



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2021

05

Jul

Julianne Hough Upside Down in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough is showing off her Mormon Gone Wild sexual prowess that she may have always had thanks to being sexualized by creeper dance instructors who were training her and her brother in dance that we can assume ended up the horizontal and naked kind, because how else would they establish that bond needed to really understand each other on a level to know each other’s next move on the floor or stage, sometimes genetic connection isn’t enough and multi-generational incest has been going on for a long fucking time….

I mean I don’t know if that actually happened, but I don’t mind pretending it did, just like I don’t know if she did tons of blow with Ryan Seacrest before hours of anal sex, not too sure if she was the top or bottom with that guy, because there was a time when she was dating him and I have known more than one girl who has fucked Seacrest and even signed NDAs with him, only to tell me the stories…that I comedically summarizing here for you because they’re probably bullshit stories…I mean he is America’s Sweetheart….

I do know that Hough, as a dancer, is showing off some naughty dance moves in a skimpy bikini, the kind of outfit the Mormon church she escaped for fame and fortune would probably frown upon before inviting it into their office for “punishment” with her sister wives…

I also know, you can see part of her nipple, making the bikini dance show better…

I’m not a Julianne Hough Fan, what do I look like Taylor Swift….weren’t they friends at one point? Who knows…not me…WORST CELEB BLOGGER…just the longest standing one I guess..

I’m here for the tits anyway and she’s bringing them….

In conclusion, dancers can fuck.


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2021

05

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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I remember when MILFs went mainstream with Stifler’s mom and it became a thing…I don’t know if MILFs were really marketed as MILFs before American Pie in 1999, but I used to see people buy old lady porn mags and not for jokes around that time, you know when I was buying old lady porn mags…just me and some stranger awkwardly fighting over the one issue of “60 plus”…that’s maybe a little too old, but they had “40 plus” also..it was the magazine era when you could have a different magazine for every niche…a better time….

This past weekend I was thinking what’s next for DrunkenStepfather and I came to the conclusion that I should turn DrunkenStepfather into a print magazine, because print is dead and so is the blog forma apparently, and print is just a more substantial medium where people who buy it, are reading it, rather than flimsy blog format no one bothers with….you know….not that this has to do with MILFs…

Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) was 38 when American Pie came out, but unlike the 38 year olds of today, she looked like a fucking mom with monster tits…and despite being more into Shannon Elizabeth, I could see how some motherless dude, or dude with mom issues, would be drawn to a MILF, you know her sexual experience proven by the kid that she brought to term and kept alive all these years…you know the kind of woman who can do your laundry, make you dinner, and fuck you like she’s never been fucked before…because of all that pent up sexual energy from being a mom who doesn’t fuck all those years…coupled with her hormones skewing toward menopause…with more testosterone that makes them perfect matches for horny 20 year olds…

Anyway, 38 doesn’t seem so old anymore, and most of these MILFs are probably still in their 20s, and not giving up on being sexual beings like moms of the past did….

So these MILFS aren’t traditional MILFs, but they are self proclaimed MILFs looking to be jacked off to.

Don’t let them down…MOM’s ORDERS!

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2021

05

Jul

McKayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if McKayla Maroney always had that instagram face, or if it’s just the look of a generation trying to emulate the Kardashians, because they’ve been sold a bag of shit and were told it was gold, they just haven’t realized it yet….because following ugly girls who try to make themselves hot through surgery, has unfortunately taken hot chicks and turned them into ugly girls trying to look like hot girls…

There’s nothing wrong with your natural face bitches….

But since I don’t know if Maroney modified her look or not, it’d be wrong to cyberbully her for it, especially when she’s out here sexualizing herself by showing off that muscle memory of being an OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST GYMNAST….now retired and of age….making it ok to jerk off to her….unlike when people were doing that when she won her gold and went viral as a meme…

When appreciating her bikini weekend, you must remember, just how good and flexible you gotta be to make it onto the USA Olympic team….which may have a lot of creepy people tainting its legacy as anything that caters to underage girls will attract the fucking weirdos who enable each other to get the most out of the experience….at the expense of these kids all thanks to their parents drinking that Olympic dream Koolaid…but despite the mud on the face of the team…and the fact that most top tier gymnasts look like stunted midget body builders…a hot one like McKayla brings hope or at least bikini pics worth looking at….which could be the same thing…

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