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2021

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may be offline the next few days because I’ll be really busy with my cohorts in BIG TECH at that “BILLIONAIRE SUMMER CAMP” in Sun Valley Idaho….you know me and Zuck just talking FUTURE shit like the important contribution to the internet I’ve been…oh wait…I wasn’t invited….IF ONLY I was a psy-op….I’d have traffic and dreams…. MORE ON THE EVENT ON DAILYMAIL

In conclusion, I won’t be offline, I don’t get to sit at that elite table….plus I have nothing else to do with my time but waste it writing too much shit about things likes waists, celebrities I know nothing about, withe stories that don’t matter…a meaningless existence, we’ve all got one and NEVER think you don’t, so you might as well share it to the fucking internet wasteland of nothingness….at least when you’ve been cancelled by google, fb, twitter for the majority of the last 10 years…I mean does anyone even know this is a website?

At least it is funny to watch it all play out…until one day when it will no longer be funny to watch play out…and until then, here are some stepLINKS…

Bella Hadid Twerking!
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Kindly Myers Riding a John Deere
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Bhad Bhabie in a Micro Bikini
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Bikini Girl Shows Off her Perfectly Timed Poses in the Pool
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Looting in San Francisco is Mental
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Kanye’s Full Face Mas at Fashion Week
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Olivia Culpo is Triple Fisting
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Kendall Jenner Celebrates the Suns Game 1 Win in an Orange Bikini
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Paulina Porizkova Said When In Rome – Take a Nude Selfie! – BUTT SHOT!
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The World’s Biggest Sand Castle
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Candice Swanepoel’s Cleavage in France
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Hot Pics of Emily Mayfield…
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Very Pregnant Halsey in a Bikini Top
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Paris Hilton has Pokies in a Dress
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The Craziest Set at Fashion Week
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25 Funniest Beach Photos of All Time
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Sooners Dismiss Former Four-Star Recruit Mikey Henderson After Police Submit a Request for an Arrest Warrant
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Hailey and Justin Make their Dog Pick Sides
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The Jet Ski was Fun Before they Lost It
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Italian Singer Elettra Lamborghini Caught Topless
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The Mood we All Need – A Bee Waking Up in a Flower
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Tenacious D’s New Song
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Sharon Stone and 25 Year Old Rapper Get “Hot Girl Summer”
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Trae Young, Dwight Howard and Ja Morant are Just a Few of the NBA Players Who Were Roasted in Jimmy Kimmel’s Latest Edition of “Mean Tweets”
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The Best Grocery Store Scam / Prank
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Tailgater Gets Brake Checked
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Actress Suzzanne Douglas Dead at 64
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Fungus Out of a Horror Movie
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Idiots Outdoing themselves
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Yankee Pitcher’s Funny Deliveries
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This Crab Accepts the Mail
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Drake Bell is Married and Has a Kid with a Disney Fan
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Rutgers WR Carnell Davis Was Knocked Out Cold in a Street Fight in New Jersey
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Nude Model Irina is a Gift
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Titanic on the Lake
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Time Lapse of a Space Walk
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Drilling Through Things with a Paper Drill Bit
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Demi and Daughters in a Swimwear Campaign
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Nude Model Asia’s Pretty Good Too!
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Conor McGregor Posts a DM Request From Dustin Poirier’s Wife Ahead of UFC 264 Showdown
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Maddie Petsch in Boston!
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Selena Gomez Big Titties and Uncensord Fat Girl Bikini Pics…
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Lady Gaga Still Dressed like a Normal
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Jennifer Lawrence Looks like a Tank at Fashion Week
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Demi Lovato Looks like a Tank Getting Ice Cream
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Pregnant Cardi B and her Wet Ass Pussy
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Jodie Foster – America’s Lesbian
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Julianne Hough Bikinis
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Big Girl Lizzo Wins at Life
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Hailey Bieber Braless Christian Fake Lip House Wife in Beverly Hills
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Gigi Hadid – Mom Shit
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In Case You Missed It – Olivia Wilde Looking Old and Gross in a Bikini for her Twink Boyfriend
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From stepSMUT!!

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Teddy Bear Fucker
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Hot Reddit amateur
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Huge Big Titty Reveal
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Rider Shows Off Riding Skills
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Booty on a Scooter in the Homeless Camp
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Blonde Chick with an INNY playing with the Big Tits
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Gone Bowling
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Tattooed Bunny Mask Naked Babe
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Sluts on Balconies
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Spank the Pussy
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Mask Mandate Enforced
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Naked Model Gisele
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Sluts in Heels
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Worst Handjob Ever
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Blanket Humper
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Hot Body Girls
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Hairy Ass Girl Pushes One Out
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When Squirt Becomes Pee
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I Hope That’s an Ingrown Hair
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Skinny Amateur VS DICK
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Ass Gasm
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Finger in her Ass
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Dude Films POV Hookup with Amateur to Show his Friends
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Wet the Bed
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He Only Lasts 2 Mins with this Ass
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Pillow Humper
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April and her Dildo
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Skinny Amateur Does All the Work
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Attention Whores
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Record Collector Showing Off the Collection –
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Sylvia Belotti is in VERY Short Shorts
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Hot Ass in a Short Dress
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That was UNEXPECTED
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Substantial Dildo…
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September Reign is a perverted Mom
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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2021

Jul

Nina Agdal Asshole of the Day

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This is not Nina Agdal’s actual asshole, we’d likely need her on all fours to actually see her asshole behind the THONG she likely has on, but that doesn’t mean her ass isn’t worth staring at like she clearly wants you to stare at it, strategically styled so that you can’t tell whether it’s bare ass or just ass with bikini bottoms jacked up inside her….she’s a professional, I mean all she’s ever done is find ways to show off her body in bathing suits for attention…and she’s actually been pretty successful with it even if she’s just a sugar baby for Christy Brinkley’s son after her attempt at being a sugar baby to Leo DiCaprio feel though….so she knows how to show ass without being seen as slutty…or inappropriate for the porn site that is Zuckerberg’s favorite project to read the DMs on…

What I will say is that for a decade of her being a bikini model, I was confused, she was fit but I just didn’t understand why she was imported for Sports Illustrated…who did she know or what did she know about whoever makes the casting decisions…some random ass average looking bitch from some European country being imported to the USA for a 8 year career in the magazine…it was weird….

HOWEVER, since the pandemic, she’s got herself fit as shit and looks as good as she ever did, so after a decade of calling her Downs Syndrome due to the forehead, I’m liking what I see…proof that fitness can turn the ugly into gold…so uglies out there should try to get fit…unless they are like me and don’t care about being ugly…since we can still jerk off to hot chicks the same as we would if we weren’t ugly….EQUITY…EQUALITY…or some shit..

Either way, nice strategic posing to make me think I’m staring at the bottom of a bare ass, which for the record is going to be the NEXT trend on the streets if it isn’t already, skirts so shower, you see half the ass….don’t believe me…just watch….

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2021

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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What came first, the pussy or the pussy wedgie…

That’s a dumb question, I guess you need a pussy to have a pussy wedgie, so it’s not some big philosophical mystery, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a mystery around the pussy wedgie….

The mystery around the pussy wedgie comes in the form of whether it is intentional, a fashion statement, modern cleavage as I’d expect it to be based on all the girls with tight pants jacked up their cunts that I see on the internet and in real life…this is not limited to internet girls trying to get followers…I have seen pussy wedgie’s so intense that even with my shitty eyesight I’ve seen from across the street…I mean that’s SUBSTANTIAL PUSSY LIPS needed to give that level of PUSSY wedgie…where shit can be basically seen from space…

Or does the pussy wedgie just happen organically when the pants are tight enough, the pussy is fat enough, you know it just sort of works its way up in there….

Pussy wedgies are amazing whether it’s intentionally being pulled up into themselves cuz it feels like masturbation, or if it’s just a design flaw that’s been turned into a win, you know empower the pussy wedgie, there’s no shame in having a pussy, despite what the media tells you as they replace women athletes with men on women’s hormones….

The mystery around the pussy wedgie doesn’t matter, so long as these girls keep bringing the evidence they exist for us to do further research.

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2021

Jul

Rita Ora Nip Slip of the Day

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Rita Ora, the famous for who fucking knows what, but famous never the less, has gone onto launch her own alcohol brand as a cash grab as these people do…why the fuck not, if you get a decently successful alcohol brand running, the big guys will buy you out for 50 times earnings and you can be like George Clooney and anyone else who has sold a bullshit alcohol brand out there…the shit prints money….

So in having an alcohol brand, despite no one knowing why she’s famous or why she has all those followers, at least after realizing she’s not Kelly Osbourne, who I have mistaken her for at least once….she decided to do a star studded Fourth of July party for her celebrity friends who also don’t know who she is, but assume she’s important, and as a friendly reminder or tribute to why she even matters, she pulled her titty out…and this is that screen capture…a great tit, exposed….on a randomly famous host body…

I was late to the game on this one, but since no one visits the site, who fucking cares.

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2021

Jul

Stella Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Everyone has a sister fetish. Any dude who has fucked a girl with a sister has probably wanted to fuck the sister to compare the pussies…same genetic line but is it the same tightness…

It’s just a fucking natural thing, sisters are a hot concept to anyone, so a celebrity sister, will be hot for being the celebrities sister, even if she’s not hot, but in this case Stella Hudgens is pretty hot….and more interesting than Vanessa Hudgens because she’s only been mind controlled and owned by evil corporations with mouse ears from a distance…you know reap the rewards of selling your soul…without selling your soul thanks to the last name….

You know, she’ll never go broke, she’ll always have a house, she’s always get VIP treatment anywhere she goes, and she doesn’t have to do any of the dick sucking the celebs do as they try to maintain their celebrity and their relevance…

Vanessa Hudgens had a breakout year during covid because her handlers decided to do the social media thing, there were followers, it could be monetized, you can launch brands, get ads deals, and the more viral she goes the more paid jobs she get because people cast people they think are relevant…and I am sure it was so easy to pull off as a professional trained puppet…I mean social media content’s a fucking joke..and with this new lease on life and potentially new tits, if you’ve seen any pics of her….the sister, Stella, who had the tits in the family…has just kept on coasting….the sister’s wins are her wins….and even if she feels like a loser, a mooch, like she’s not adequate because she’s not an achiever…which is great for anyone who gets to date her…that low self esteem pays in dividends sexually…she’s still living this awesome life…so here’s to sister fetishes.

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2021

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I wrote what I wanted to write here on the HAILEE STEINFELD POST….is it worth repeating since no one is reading….

FINE…I’ll repeat it….

Society is trying to turn people unhealthy all while they are pretending they are here for our health….so trust them with your health…while shutting down GYMs….SPORTS…and actual HEALTHY shit….force feeding you shitty foods that should be regulated, fucking with your hormones, pushing you to be fat, tired, medicated, addicted to screens, like lazy fucking people who will never stand up for themselves and fight, cuz it’s easier to sit….HAVE YOU EVER seen a fat woman on a snorkeling tour on your all-inclusive vacation? Me neither, but I have seen fat people trying to stand up from couches or massage chairs at the mall…I have seen them try to walk through parks…struggling when stairs show up in their path….OBESITY is a fucking killer, there’s nothing you can argue against that…even with BODY POSITIVITY bullshit….we know it kills you prematurely, but why do THEY want you dying prematurely, so much that they normalize this…MONEY…buy the pills, but the fat clothing, be MISERABLE…but be comfortable….

There’s a simple cure to that, fitness and even if gyms are closed, figure it the fuck out, and if you’re like me, fine with being fat and unhealthy, cuz you gotta live and not living is sometimes easier and cheaper….but at least girls out there realize fitness is erotic especially with all the fat chicks out there…so they welcome us in to stare at the fitness bodies they are building….

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2021

Jul

Jessie J Hard Nipples of the Day

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Looking at Jessie J and her midget gymnast in her retirement years looking body…she makes a pretty valid case that Channing Tatum was gay for pay on his climb to the top…from male stripper to Hollywood sweetheart….because we all know how male strippers actually make money…it’s from male patrons who want to suck dick or have dick sucked….it’s basic science…

The only reason I remember who Jessie J is, is because of Channing Tatum, and not because I am a fan who tracks what stink he puts his dick in, but because she was the rebound from his marriage to the back-up dancer Jenna Dewan, who was at least hotter than this….

Jessie J is a UK popstar that was forgotten on the ship she came back to America on, until she got this PR move she’s leveraged into finding ways to post her hard nipples in tight shirts and panties on her social media…it’s weird, her legs and shoulder strangely strong…maybe she’s a swimmer…who cares…yes it appears I do with this post…but I don’t.

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2021

Jul

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

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I’ve done posts on Inka Williams before, I think she’s got a hot body and I guess overall hot vibe, one of the hotter of the instagram girls getting naked and half naked for attention, or to become the next Kim Kardashian family….

I don’t really have anything to say about Inka Williams and her tropical slutty selfies, because I don’t actually go on social media and I definitely don’t get engaged or won over by their “exciting” and “interesting” lives…I have my own boring existence to manage, I don’t need yours….BUT I can take the time out of my busy schedule doing nothing to appreciate a hot bare ass when I see one….

What I do know about her is she’s from BALI but not like the other sex workers of social media, you know the Russians and the Australians who need a cheap and luxurious tropical paradise to produce content out of….this one was sent over by her family and raised there, even went to school there, so she can be one of those obnoxious “I was here before it was trendy”…even though it’s always been fucking trendy, it’s just annoyingly trendy because of social media and its ability to RUIN destinations…landmarks as the drones, the sheep, the lemmings need their selfie where other people get their selfies because they don’t have brains big enough to find other venues in the SAME destination to capture the “This Bitch Was Here” moment….they need it to be where everyone else goes so that EVERYONE knows…pretty fucking stupid…but INKA WILLIAMS is hot…which is not stupid.

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2021

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is evidence that following her father or uncle the celebrity personal trainers and their life work in personal fitness makes her substantially hotter.

I know that she has been liked and jerked off to by people since her career was launched, but thanks to the fitness she took on over the pandemic, she was able to go from being a cute bloated girl that nerds still found hot….to becoming actually hot.

I don’t know if that really matters in an era of celebrities not mattering or even existing, since everyone is too busy trying to be famous.

No one gives a fuck about celebrity culture, the gossip or any of that, because they are too busy looking in the mirror or trying to survive after the biggest transfer of wealth in history…

I just know that she’s still young enough to have a long career ahead of her as movies will continue to be made and she’s made the cut to being one of their own….and not because she’s big on whatever the trending social media platform is…but because of being in movies.

She may be the last of her kind, but let her inspire you or at least the girls in your life to get fit and become hotter than they were not fit…

Society is trying to turn people unhealthy, pretending they are here for our health, while shutting down GYMs….SPORTS…and actual HEALTH…when obesity is the cause of COVID death and everyone is a fat fuck…not that COVID is a big deal anymore…but you get what I am saying….they want you fit, on a screen, unhealthy, lethargic, half dead and on pills….fitness can. fix that….so get fit like Steinfeld and do better.

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2021

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know what the USA is doing about legalizing cannabis, since it’s hardly a drug, all it does is make you relaxed and have great sleeps, if anything it’s a medicinal plant that has all kinds of health benefits you’d get from a fucking plant, rather than bullshit made in a lab by evil pharma companies that want you sick so they stay in business…

Imagine that, a plant that grows from seed to bud, that you can dry and consume with no processing, that’s NOT how things are done, that’s CRAZY…

I do know that there are stories of governments doing things like legalizing weed to make you think they are cool…but NEVER forget that they banned the weed in the first place, like Britney Spears’ dad, they are our conservators. We work for them…and if they gift us, it’s probably not for free…

But, with that in mind, legalizing weed on a federal level, even if it’s manipulation tactics to bait you into their regime, makes sense, cuz weed is barely a fucking drug….so with that, here are girls posing with weed, showing their solidarity to the plant, cuz people who love weed, FUCKING love weed…

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