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2021

08

Jul

Bar Refaeli’s Mom Model Asshole Sweat of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted her asshole sweat that could be pee, since she is of that age and has that number of kids, to lose all control of her bladder….menopause shit….but she is still an amazing hot big titty model, in part because she fucked Leo DiCaprio as one of his more memorable beards, but mainly because she threw her mom under the bus and let the mom be her fall guy when she got busted for tax evasion when she was dating Leo DiCaprio since she was a woman of the world, not a resident of her home and native land Israel…

She’s 36 now, she’s got 3 kids, and she’s in the gym reminding you that despite that theoretical abuse that her body and more specifically – her pussy has gone through…not to mention the fact she’s near 40…doesn’t mean she can’t spend the day in the gym cuz she’s rich and has nothing better to do…plus it’s an investment, not just for a better quality of life as most middle aged people who need to workout know….but because she can turn this investment around, get some brand deals, make more millions of dollars with her tits, and I guess that’s important to her, you know an astute tax evading, throw her mom under the bus, business woman…its a cultural thing…

I used to say that she was the ideal woman for Jewish men forced to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy, it’s a cultural thing, that would be considered racist or discriminatory or “INEQUITABLE”…whatever the fuck that means…..if they weren’t Jewish and were trying to preserve their culture…..you know if they were standard white people trying to enforce their white kids to marry white to have white grandbabies they’d be slaughtered on TWITTER by cancel culture calling them racists….only to diversity date to shut them up like Sandra Bullock did back when she was referred to as a Nazi, since her husband at the time was a Nazi, only to adopt a black baby to say “I’m no Nazi, my child is black”…we’re onto you and your crisis managing SPIN doctors…..

As it turns out there are a lot of hot Jewish girls out there who aren’t moms with 3 kids for the Jewish guys to dream about marrying to please their families….that aren’t racist or discriminatory cuz they endured years of persecution…but that doesn’t mean she’s not tits worth looking at….

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2021

08

Jul

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

Rumer Willis has been consistently made fun of for being a weird faced daughter of a celebrity power couple of the 90s, when that sort of thing mattered and was interesting and mysterious, and wasn’t a bunch of losers trying to compete with amateur losers trying to compete with them….

It was really two classes of human, the celebrity and the fan….but now it’s just a pile of bullshit we can all get lost in and EVERY celebrity has given too much of their fake self on social media, that there’s no mystery, allure, or exclusivity…

There was a time when you’d ONLY see a celeb on vacation in a bikini when the paparazzi hired helicopters and ships and ex military to sneak into their luxury private villas…but now they are all spreading their assholes on social media daily for likes and follows like the people who aren’t celebs…It’s too bad…

Regardless of Rumer Willing being ugly, or proof that DEMI MOORE pre-surgery wasn’t genetically what she was portraying to the world, because she has had millions of dollars of surgery, because she’s naturally a monster, proven by what was shat out of her womb…..but regardless of an UGLY Rumer, I have consistently been a fan because she’s a celebrity daughter and I always found that an interesting thing to be.

In the last year or two, she’s followed some of her trans friends, cuz she’s inclusive and woke, probably identifies as an artist not a trust fund baby on allowance, and has injected her face, done some fitness, probably uses the filters, and despite genetically being ugly, she’s pulled off a hotter version of herself on social media, like so many other girls are….because social media is where uglies can fake being hot…even if they were fine when they were ugly…no one cares it’s just easier to laugh at someone when they have a birth defect instead of trying to dig into their personality, story, to find other things to make fun of…..since I am one of the last believers out of anyone I know…that making fun of people for petty things like their physical traits…is important…even if it makes me the lamest villain around…ever more lame considering 3 people read me calling you ugly and 2 of them are Russian Spam bots…and the other is you….

That said, Ugly Rumer and her Terrifying face or not, can easily be ignored when staring at her half naked body, I mean that’s an ass worth eating, and not just because it’s worth A LOT Of money, but because it likely hates itself and eating it would show it the love and tenderness it needs to fill that HOLE in her soul caused by being a celebrity kid…



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2021

08

Jul

Elle Fanning Topless of the Day

Elle Fanning Topless

Elle Fanning is holding her little titties in some dress where she’s looking real fucking skinny the way we want our celebrities to look, it’s like get out of here with the fat talent huffing and puffing as they struggle to breathe through a scene they take up about 3/4 of the screen….I’ve seen fat actors and they’ve ruined great movies….so keep them to their original hollywood standards, if you’re brainwashing a society for the last 80 years, stick to the fucking program you losers…

Anyway, Elle Fanning is potentially from a Hollywood Royalty family thanks to her sister and parents who sell their kids off to an industry, but instead of taking the chilled out laid back route that other celebrity sisters have taken, she decided to be a legit actor…which is pretty fucking lame…but at least she’s not Dakota the creepy, brain washed, puppet who you know has a lot of deep rooted issues thanks to being sold to the industry, as this one got into it as an adult.

She’s pale, she’s skinny, she’s topless, she’s hiding her nipples, she’s in some fancy hotel room being rich and famous and better than you, it makes for a good time, but not as good a time as a fisting video…it’s always the skinny ones with the biggest vaginas thanks to not having fat or muscle trying to get in the way of a good fisting…RIGHT…..RIGHT….

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2021

08

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

In a world of everyone being addicted or at least exposed to porn all fucking day, how the fuck do you stand out as a human anymore?

I mean if everyone’s looking to porn for guidance in what content should look like, since porn gets all the cheap and easy views, which is all these people care about, it’s a currency to them….then it is only natural for people to start self producing porn…for the likes, follows, attention…

Plus, they all get off sending nudes, it’s nothing new, I’ve been getting nudes since the fucking 90s when bitches would develop and scan their shitty naked pics, because I am a pervert who managed to find other perverts….

BUT…this is a new era where EVERYONE is a pervert, so it’s everywhere you fucking look, almost overwhelming and even weird….because everyone is basically out here trying to monetize the tits, it’s better than having a job, decency, discretion, you know modesty…just INSTANT gratification cuz they world is either over, or because they’re all medicated, misguided, horny, or into making easy fucking money…

It gives us perverts almost TOO much to fucking choose from….but the best thing about it all is that these people all follow each other’s leads., so big titty girls, are posting “TITTY DROPS”…which a modern day fun way to flash tits to you camera, only to post to the internet for people to appreciate just how good or bad the tit drops….it’s like they can’t help but hop on the trend like it was the Ice Bucket challenge, and thanks that mob mentality, far more interesting than the woke mob mentality, but still a cult of it’s own, with crossover with the woke mob mentality, like some of these titty drops are from vaccinated woke idiots who cry about body shaming, race equity as they collect government money….but that doesn’t take away with how good a titty drop is or how good it is that all these girls are partaking in the titty drop cuz they like attention…because tits are fun to watch..

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2021

08

Jul

Jenna Dewan Nude of the Day

I barely get any exclusive stories, but the one that I do have and have posted about 45 times because I don’t really have much to say about some back-up dancing slut that fucked some “a-list” actor well enough, thanks to her dance ability, into marriage, kinds and thus child support and spousal support, to carry her through life…you know sugar baby shit…even if she made good money as the back-up dancer, she didn’t make Magic Mike money until flipping that condom inside out, or pretending she was on Birth Control or had a Britney IUD in…you know what I mean….she’s low hanging fruit…

But I got an exclusive one night at a bar with a guy who claimed to be Channing’s agent or agent’s assistant who had to drop off scripts to the male stripper you know sucked or had his dick sucked by men to get where he got….

He told me, every time he showed up, both Channing and Jenna would be fully naked…and would consistently invite him in to get naked with them….weird right….

If anyone read this site, like Channing the gay for pay that played out nicely for him Jenna or Dewan…they’ll know who exactly who the guy is and maybe they’ll send him an angry text about it…which would be great because it was years ago….and since I don’t know them, or this random guy, causing drama in their lives would be funny…something I always appreciate being involved in because people forget that “this is just the internet” …who fucking cares if you’re naked, inviting agents to get naked in your house of perversion….especially when you post naked pics on social media…boxy backed bitch…

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2021

08

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Tits Out of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is a 26 year old model who has been amazing and big lipped model for at least the last 10 years, which probably sounds perverted, a hot model got her start at 16…well apparenly she got her start in 2010, which would have made her 15….remember the fashion industry is fucking perverted….

She’s Dutch, which clearly means she’s more than just wooden clogs, windmills, tulips and farting on your significant other after trapping her under the sheets….DUTCH OVEN shits….

She’s worked with countless brands, upscale brands, and I have no idea what this is for, but I’m glad her titties are out, because I’ve thought she was hot for as long as I’ve known she existed, since she is hot….I just tend to forget she exists until titty photoshoots like this come out and I go…”right, Daphne Groeneveld, she’s good”….because she is…

In this shoot she has her tits out, her ass out, some tanlines, pretty top fucking notch, I have no idea what it is for, but I’ll assume some piece of shit lawyer will email me trying to extort money out of me for posting them, even though this is original commentary motherfucker….MY ART….is to write jokes that don’t really seem like jokes about model tits…but if you kind of look at the whole existence of the site…there’s no doubt it’s one massive joke..



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2021

08

Jul

Blake Lively Hard Nipples of the Day

Blake Lively Hard NIpples

I think puppet loser Blake Lively and her lame ass dick sucking husband who the world has decided is some comedic genius because of his “marketing agency” that created some GIN brand with silly advertising..

I remember when the power couple that is hardly interesting, but that are trying to pretend that they are, because they are high paid celebrities in some of your favorite movies and TV shows because you have no fucking taste…..but yeah… I remember when they were paid to push a vaccine to their audience despite it being emergency use only and not fully approved by the FDA….which was weird, because Kim Kardashian, the devil herself, pushed and FDA approved medication for morning sickness that wasn’t the FLIPPER BABY medication, and she got dragged and the FCC or whoever controls instagram ad disclosure changed all the fucking rules…

Yet these clowns, who are LITERAL clowns can tell all their half wit fans, because you’d have to be half or even full retard to be excited by these industry controlled idiots doing their latest “juggling” or balloon animal act….and they have a level of influence they don’t deserve but it’s a Celebrity First society…

They are the enemy….

But I saw her mom fitness pic, with her big enough tit in a sports bra and thought, “does she have implants”…you know since she cares so much about health and wellness….that LIAR….

Either way, she looks like a middle aged mom at the gym, cuz she is one…so if you’re into that, here it is..

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2021

08

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

It’s fucking summer motherfuckers….which means that there should be a lot of tanlines happening as people slowly leave their cocoons that they’ve created for themselves thanks to the ultimate excuse in the history of our lifetime…COVID…

But I guess all those addicted to fear…pieces of shit pussies…only use the COVID excuse when it comes to going back to work, collecting government handouts, or avoiding any family functions, or really any responsibility…while living guilt free absorbing the SMUT designed to BRAIN WASH them on NETFLIX….

I have consistently seen the same fucks who are “scared of COVID”….double masking as they drive alone in their cars….throw all risk aversion in the trash when something comes up that they actually want to do…and if you call them out on it….like “you were too scared to do these 10 things, but you’re sucking stranger dick you met on tinder in a back alley every week, you lying fuck”….they can’t handle the “critique”….

So I’ll assume TANLINES didn’t die, even if the souls of humanity collectively did over the last year and a half…and I have proof the TANLINE lives on in a post pandemic, pre-next-pandemic life…..TANLINE LIVES MATTER…..HIGHLIGHT TO GOOD PARTS!!

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Posted in:Tanlines

2021

08

Jul

Girl in her American Bikini and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Gets Lit at the Fireworks Show

FedEx Driver Steals Dog

Distracted Driver!

Couple Gets Tangled…

Just a Friendly Neighbor…

Fat Bitch Learning a TikTok Dance

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder if Jared from Subway’s kept the weight off….where’s he at now?

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again….I identify as a Lifetime Christmas movie…and as it turns out instagram won’t let me change my pronoun to “Lifetime Christmas Movie”….or “Vaxin-bator” and I think that is discrimination.

I don’t understand this selective science, this selective “acceptable” behavior or thought process….this selective “hate crime” and this selective acceptable pronouns….

A motherfucker can cut his dick off and demand he’s a woman and the people will allow that, instagram will accommodate…

BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER wants to be a fucking “Lifetime Christmas Movie”….because that’s what my SOUL tells me and I can’t…

Seems far less violent than cutting off my dick, maybe even wholesome and Christian…but I guess they hate Christianity now…with Churches burning in Canada not being considered a hate crime, but if you call a bitch with Vitilago a MOO COW…you get arrested and a 16k fine….

SOCIETY is mental…and if I cared and had the resources I would commit to this troll and actually try to SUE facebook for this discrimination….but I’m lazy in my old age..

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