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2021

02

Jul

Hilary Duff Crotch Shot of the Day

Hilary Duff is popping a squat like she’s hanging out in Asian bathrooms, shitting in a hole in the floor, but with her pants on, since it is instagram and you can’t post your shitting content on there for attention, you save that for the shit fetishists who work at the casting couches around Hollywood cuz you know their weirdos….you see when you get to fuck every girl marketed as the hottest bitch in the world thanks to the industry…you can only really get off by leveling up…and getting into weirdness…like how Leo DiCaprio fucks dudes for fun, or the Nickelodeon people do their thing I’m sure you’ve rad about…

Or maybe, she’s just squatting in a subtle pants on pussy spread, because she’s had a few kids and she like the way the gape feels…but she’s not confident enough to show us the dark and spooky opening…

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2021

02

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Bra of the Day

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I don’t really keep up with Joey Lawrence’s Daughter with Jennifer Lawrence, who they named Iskra and left in the UK to fend for herself because they didn’t want a scandal to happen….or maybe it was Martin Lawrence….either way…I don’t keep track of this idiot..

But I do know that she was a legit model who got know work..when I saw legit model, I mean a skinny tall bitch who starved herself to model before seeing a loophole where the market was opening up for fatties, so she started fucking eating…carb-loading for the multi million dollar run, that was more of a waddle.

She launched a viral video with all the elements needed for a viral video, half naked chick in her underwear on public transit…to show how empowered she was…or how much of an exhibitionist she was…it got her noticed, got her work, and she had no choice but to keep eating to keep up the lie….because she was an empowered fatty…you can’t get skinny if you’re whole money making scheme is based on being an empowered fatty.

I think she’s had a kid, is bringing back her “plus sized” body, that we’ll assume won’t be plus sized forever, since she can’t keep up the fat lie forever, at a certain point it becomes unhealthy…so take in the big mom titties when you can…

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2021

02

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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For all the panties out there, I’ll assume there’s about 3-4 of you who accidentally ended up here, so at least 1 of you should have a panty fetish, since panties are hot, designed to give boners, because they are the sheath between you and the pussy, or the pussy sheath if you’re into sword weirdness which I am sure you probably are…because that’s just the demo I hit.

Full back panties are no longer stigmatized as granny panties, and these are girls letting you know how empowered and brave they are to not buy into the lies that were THONGS…at least not for this shoot…the panty selfie..

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2021

02

Jul

The Truth About Mermaids and Other Videos of the Day

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You Don’t Need to be Skinny to be Pretty – According to this BBW

When Your Mom has her First White Claw

Heavy Machinery Slip and Slide

Stray Dog Finds New family

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2021

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess it’s the Fourth of July weekend, where I hope the majority of you bust out your flags and scream “FREEDOM” at the top of your longs like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, because the USA is fucking awesome, even when it’s not, and you should all remember that….

Never fear the woke, they are miserable uptight fucks, who find issue with everything….I hope that they aren’t he voice of the masses, people just accidentally listen to them because they are the loudest people on social media and companies are so scared of being cancelled…

I believe that humanity at our core like to make fun of shit, each other, things that are different, it’s coping mechanism…so trying to make everything sterile, inclusive, and woke, is boring….

Being inappropriate for fun, shock value was a thing when girls weren’t all spreading their assholes on the internet for 9.99 a month…ALL GIRLS….spreading ass for 9.99 a month, more fun than working retail…

I think that we like to not take shit seriously, laugh at our problems and when people start realizing what they actually truly like and find fulfilment from, we’ll be ok and all these coddled, idiot fucks who are trying to rain on our good times will go back to being insignificant….

Or not, I mean we could just all end up in government pods medicated and chained to screens consuming ads…either way…let’s hope we can still masturbate.

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Fresno State Basketball Players Hanna and Haley Cavinder Were Big NIL Rule Change Winners
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Iris Law Shaves her Head
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Model Wylie Hays Naked
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How to Separate an Oreo Cookie
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Epstein’s New Mexico Ranch is For Sale
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Rapper Kodak Black Drops Thousands In Cash Down The Ocean, Faces Backlash
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Bird Does her Best Tweetie Bird!
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US Sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson Explains Her Failed Drug Test
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Angelina Jolie is Fucking the Weekend
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Treat Your feet!
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Cam Sluts for ALL!
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2021

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want your friends and family to think you’re losing your mind after the year and a half of lockdown, you should definitely tell them how amazing it will be when the world finds out that the sky is fake and that they are living in a real life version of the Truman show, because they had to get the idea of the Truman show from somewhere, I mean they like to plan the truths of how things really are into the TVs….

You can go onto tell them how you believe that now that COVID’s lost its rating, even with the sequel with the Delta variant, the powers in charge, let’s call them the Director of the Truman show, will have to do something more drastic like an alien invasion to unite all people under one government…no better way to come together than introducing aliens, which is convenient since the sky is fake and they can project them in.

If you really want to win them over, you can sing them your COVID ANTHEM you callTHE COVID MARCH or THE COVID THEME SONG….with a little wearing your mask and standing 6 feet apart dance routine….closing out the evening with a nice reminder than the family unit is over, we’ll be slaves in our pods watching the porno because sex is a waste of time when you have all that porno you can use your tokens they give you on….

Or you can just get drunk and stare at your brother’s wife tits like you used to, before everyone became a fucking asshole…you know the way nature intended, assuming nature is even real….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Vanessa Hudgens Dancing in a Skimpy Outfit
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Kristen Bell’s Cryogenic Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in Bikini for the Suns
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Beer Facial
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Meghan McCain Quits The View
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This Prison Guard is Amazing!
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Lady Gaga on the Private Jet
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Malu Trevejo’s New Bikini look
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LSU Gymnast Olivia Dunne Expected to Cash In Big Time After Name, Image and Likeness Rule Change
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Jessica Alba in a Towel
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Ikea’s Pride Couch
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Flying Car Makes First Flight
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JFK Mad at General for Buying Expensive Furniture
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Pop Icon – Dorian Electra Confirms Frogs are Turning Gay
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Bhad Bhaddie in a Bikini
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Clippers Owner Grabbing dick!
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Dog Drags Owner in Puddle
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Skunk Stuck in a Cup
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Biohackers Make Insulin 98% Cheaper than Drug Companies
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Throwback Creed Halftime Show
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Chris Kattan Kicked off a Flight for Mask
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Model Cindy Mello’s Lingerie Shoot
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LAPD’s Fireworks Detonation
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Bebe Rexha Jumps Out of Cake!
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Man Lip Synch’s Someone Else’s Voice to Nail the Interview
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African Kid – Scared of White Guy
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Celebs VS Cosby’s Release
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Frank Kaminsky Chugs a Beer With Fans to Celebrate the Suns Winning the Western Conference Finals
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Sommer Ray Shows Off the Booty
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Hood Fail….Terrifying
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Quad Fail
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News Anchor Dealing with Scam Call
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Greek Police Recover Stolen Picasso
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Paige VanZant Says Leaving the UFC Was the Best Decision She’s Ever Made
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Guy Passes Out On Roller Coaster – More than Once
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Fireworks Get Set Off Earler than Planned
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Angry Wife
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Heavy Machinery Slip N’ Slide
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Ginger Model With Braces in a Thong
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This is a Fucking Weird Trend…in the Emasculating of Men…
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Base Jumping with Flares
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Rachel Bush Sets Off Fireworks
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Treat Your Feet!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Irina Shayk is the hottest Model Around.
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Megan Fox Tits Out with her Boyfriend
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Tallia Storm’s Bra Top
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Lady Gaga No Longer Dressed like a Clown
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Kim K – Titty Dress – She’s No Irina
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Kendall Jenner – Fashion Model
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EmRata in Mask with Flowers
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Zoey Deutch in Leggings
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Vanessa Hudgens on the Streets
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Adison Rae – TikTok Star in Slutty Pleather Pants
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Kat Dennings on the Streets
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Demi Lovato Looking like Shit with Miley’s Sister
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Madison Pettis – Hot Body
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Joy Corrigan Bikini Models
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Old Jenny McCarthy Still Annoying
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Ass in Face
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Hot Naked Redhead Strip
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Misfit MeMES
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Hot Flasher
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Massive Tits
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12 Mins of Hot Bitches
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The Slutty Celebs of Revolve
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Sluts Eat Whipped Cream Off Each Other
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Funny Throat Show
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Hot Dick Sucker
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28 People Having a SHitty Day
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Great Thing to Happen in Traffic
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Dick Sucker
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Amateur Fuck
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Big Titty Bedroom Dance
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18th Birthday with Tits
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Outdoor Stretches
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Hot Amateur Claudine
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Titty Show
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Weird Couple Fuck – But She’s Hot
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Solid Cleaning Lady
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Dude Fucks Girl In front of his Girlfriend
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Some Anal
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Girl and her Dildo
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Girlfriends
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What’s That in Her?
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2021

01

Jul

Bella Thorne Nip Slip of the Day

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I have a deep hatred for people dancing in video like this. A few years ago when “RAVES” turned real fucking mainstream, so probably 14 years ago, girls would post their EDM shuffle on the internet and it was always the kind of embarrassing thing that I physically felt in my soul…like “why are you doing that girl”….cuz they look so much better when they aren’t being idiotic clowns…

Anyway, the Disney trained Bella Thorne has brought the shuffle, but her big full tit in her slutty dress doesn’t take away the cringe feeling in my soul, but it makes it more tolerable…

Dancing is dumb, tits aren’t…and her body looks good…thank god she’s inspiring the generation to be premium content selling porno stars in their own right..bridging the fucking gap…SEX SEX SEX…everywhere SEX SEX SEX…like we haven’t always been into SEX…

Plus, it’s Canada Day, I guess we should all be dancing a little more for all the systemic racism Canada was built on….before we go back into lockdown….just dance, but don’t film it unless the dance ends with a butt plug insertion….it never does.

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2021

01

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens’ Perky Tits go Glam for Canada Day of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is probably not celebrating Canada Day, because she’s not Canadian and because she probably doesn’t like what the Canadian Government did to the natives of Canada over the last 400 years…

She is wearing a party dress with her tits out like she was J.Lo in the Versace dress the media still talks about like it fucking matters…when it doesn’t…and didn’t then…but marketing….you know…

She’s gone viral over the last year since getting dumped, they turned her into an influencer, and because of that, we have to see her incessant bullshit, but at least she got tits in the process, because incessant bullshit is better with tits so round they look like they were bought…and probably were…

She is the first celebrity to have a leaked nude selfie scandal that didn’t get her fired, even though it was an era where slut shaming was rampant and celebs lost careers for less….which makes me wonder if they weren’t LEAKED intentionally by the team….not that I care, they weren’t that hot…I mean her in this dress 10 years or more later is hotter than those leaked nudes she wasn’t slut shamed for because it was likely an inside job….

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2021

01

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Hot and Drowning of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone else thinks that Sydney Sweeney’s the hottest hollywood has to offer, but I don’t care what other people think, their group thought is what got us in the mess that we’re living in today….there was a time when people felt a hell of a lot freer than they do now…even the word freer is hilarious…just not as hilarious as the idea that we have any freedom especially with the cellphone you’re fucking married to…all to track your social media you dumb bored fucks…get a hobby.

Anyway, I think Sweeney is the hottest hollywood has to offer because the CELEBRITY is supposed to be over, no one gives a shit about celebrities when they are trying to be celebrities in their own right…the self produced, self created celebrity…no room to care who is fucking who, when too busy worrried about who you’re fucking for your fans on your premium channels…

But yeah, Sweeney wasn’t an influencer or a TIKTOK lip syncher…and she actually got on TV, so they designed her and her big titties to save the celebrity culture…it won’t work cuz no one cares about celebrities, but at least she’s got the big titties…

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2021

01

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The asshole behind thong is the celebration of the thong’s weakness..

I’m sure you’ve seen these self involved idiots of the internet with their motivational speeches or memes saying shit like “your weakness is your strength” which by definition makes no sense…but when I realized that a thong’s weakness as a panty is that it doesn’t cover the asshole…the very orifice it is supposed to cover…because of it’s weakness…I realized…that it is also it’s strength…

You see, because seeing an asshole without pulling off the panties is a subtle way to show the world your asshole, without being slutty about it…and for that…we love the ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG…

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