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2021

Jun

Natalie Alyn Lind Swimsuit of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some Hollywood daughter who is barely a Hollywood daughter since her mom was basically one step away from being a porn actress, which is basically what I refer to the low level actresses who play the hot chick in meaningless shit, like Soap Stars or Lisa Rina…

Anyway, Natalie Alyn Lind is one of her busy, raised in LA girls who is actually on a Disney / ABC show, so you know she’s been trained or would that be considered groom, who knows, semantics….right…

She’s on a boat, because bitches love boats, with her tits out in a skimpy bathing suit, and you know if you got them big tits, cuz you got that IG body thanks to the hormones in the foot, a bathing suit one size too small does fucking magic…

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2021

Jun

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday is the reason I sleep in on Wednesdays and only get the site started by 2 pm….but I guess that also has a lot to do with severe laziness and the fact that I would make more money collecting cans on recycling day…..but that’s ok…I still doing the site, it’s a fucking sickness, despite knowing NO ON gives a fuck….I blame my past traumas, it seems to get everyone else a pass…WHERE IS MY PASS…..It is not my fault, I am a victim….

A victim of staring at too many wet spots that I don’t feel are all authentic from excitement, but rather internet movie magic to manipulate dudes into thinking the pussy is wet….but then again, I’ve never met a wet pussy….I am what you call opposite of lube…so maybe that’s why I am a skeptic..

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2021

Jun

Girl Realizes She’s Magical and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Fail

Fans VS Bus

Speaker Prank

Bird VS Idiot

Anorexic Girlfriend and her Box

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2021

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s funny how passionately people believe that the news networks are either good or evil depending on the political side they are sitting on…like they passionately believe their news source is the right way but the others are liars…

It’s the fucking news….funded by advertisers man….they aren’t on anyone’s side by the money side….

So fighting amongst each other over what news you watch, when no news is actual news is lunacy….

How about you take three steps back, remember that all news sources are corrupt, working for their advertisers, pandering, and lying….

Both sides of the conversation are just noise to confuse you…because they are the same corporate owned idiots….

Now go back to consuming free porn and/or producing free porn to increase your instagram following because human relationships are bad, but talking to other people through your screen, which isn’t talking to other ppl at all, is good…because they increase your engagement.

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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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People love being tracked…They are such narcissists they feel important that they are being tracked or monetized against their will…so long as they can whore themselves out and make their money or get their clout on social media…the biggest censors known to humanity….that I assume people will finally catch onto…and realize “shit, these people are making billions off us, and they are trying to control society cuz they can, and where I just thought it was a place to jack off to my school friends 20 years later on vacation”….

I have always known that we are not free, because I used to look at homeless people and be jealous of how free they were, and when I’d watch nature shows i would think how great it must be to be an animal just living with only concern being food and shelter….even old westerns I’d think how despite having some structure and rules, it was pretty free…this idea of freedom is just something they’ve brainwashed you with and shoved down your throats generationally so you forget you aren’t free or that you aren’t cattle in a tax farm…remember nothing is free and if it is..you are the commodity..

So you’re being tracked, not always a good thing, but you’re busy with your free porn and sexualizing yourself for money, to take all romance out of man and woman sex, it’s all transactional….KILL SEX….just give them porn….cuz the girls in the porn can make money which is better than LOVE or any of that other nonsense we’ve assumed was real cuz of those Hollywood movies, back when we weren’t all medicated drones….

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Ed Sheeran Sent Courtney Cox an NSFW Gift
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2021

Jun

Rihanna See Through Gay Pride Panties of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Rihanna just posted her box on instagram and I don’t mean the box she keeps her weed in, or the box she’d use to move into one of her many houses cuz girl is rich, I mean the traditional box, where she may actually store household items, or her weed, but that’s designed for other things…like shitting out babies…and penis-like-front holes…you know to be gender sensitive, this is for pride…

I can’t tell if I’m seeing pussy lip in the pride panties, but they look fucking sheer to me, and that’s worth celebrating because regardless of why Rihanna is rich and famous or how sketch her origin story is….I still find her and her billion dollar lingerie empire hot…and if she’s into posting pussy pics on social media platforms that won’t censor her cuz she’s important….I’m into counting the rings on her labia to see how old she is…isn’t that what you’re supposed to do to pussy pics? I’m old…out of touch….here’s Badgal Riri…being BAD.

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2021

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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We may be in an era where some people will argue that Science has been bastardized by the media over this whole pandemic during the last year and half….

We may be in an era where experts aren’t actually experts…but actual experts are being silenced on social media…which whether you’re on either side of the conversation should be concerning…not necessarily on a freedom of speech level, but on a power of social media level…

I mean I’ve been censored off all the platforms since the dawn of my internet experience, so I’m well aware of censorship, and just accepted it as “They don’t want trolls being perverts or creeps on here”….and I knew that they had the right to police the narrative on their platforms that I was just a tourist on….by deleted DRUNKENSTEPFATHER and my smut is far different than deleting important people who have a different opinion on science than the tech platforms…who can selectively decide what is true and what isn’t because they own the minds of their members..

The truth is that all these people who were never deleted or censored off a platform get so mad about it, but they are the idiots…all of the members of the sites are the idiots…for not realizing that it’s not some free platform to promote themselves, if it is free, you’re the commodity…and if it’s free yet ZUCK is making billions a year…you’re the commodity…it’s really pretty basic…

That said, science can be manipulated by both sides of the conversation…there’s been science to prove sugar is the devil, that fat is the devil, that wine is the devil, and counter-studies saying the opposite…so science isn’t absolute…

BUT I WILL SAY when it comes to waist to hip ratio, the waist being skinnier than the hips, as a measure of sex appeal, is pretty absoulte….if you like boxy bitches, or big bellied bitches, you’re the outlier, not the norm…freak.

Here’s some girls showing ratio you can’t trust cuz there’s an app for that…but I’ll believe what I see and pretend it’s real, I mean it makes life more pleasurable.

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2021

Jun

Barbara Palvin Being Hot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, the patsy who was a diversion by the PR spinsters or whatever you call the crisis controllers that the evil corporations of the world hire to spin their scandals and weave them into digestible lies that divert people from hating the brand….

You may wonder why she was a patsy, but you probably don’t care, or know exactly why, since I mention it with every single post I do on her….

The media tried to downplay Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber while married to Orlando Bloom, like the perverted mom she is, and I’m not even sure Bieber was 18 at the time, which makes it even more perverse, but even if he was 18 at the time, Kerr was a married mom fucking a teen hearthrob…a little weird…

This happened when he performed the VS show and I guess the trashy Australian looking for a good time soaked her panties watching his choreographed song and dance…

Anyway, the media said Palvin was the VS model he fucked, cuz they were of the same age, she didn’t speak english and was just imported from Hungary…how could she deny it, she didn’t want to lose out on the opportunity…got it…

I knew the real story because a reader of the site was fucking a girl who was friends with Miranda Kerr’s manager who I guess was trying to squash the story at the time….I reported it, bust since no one takes me seriously, no one cared…and now, all these years later, it’s common knowledge that Kerr fucked Bieber…so you should listen to me…I am an idiot, but sometimes idiots hit the nail on the head while being idiots…it is discrimination to think a perverted internet troll has less accuracy than perverted fake reporters…

To make things worse, Palvin started to get a little thicker and the brand stopped using her, they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell and back burnered her until they needed to pretend they were inclusive and into thicker girls, even though the fat people protesting inclusivity want REAL fucking fat…we’re talking GUNT hanging to the mid thigh, like a mini skirt requirement at a family restaurant, only made of good old American fatness….you know the kind of body that doesn’t need to wear panties because it’s got a fucking privacy wall hanging over it like the discount rub and tug that has everyone in pods not private rooms….

Point being, she’s still around, she’s hotter than ever, and she’s got her titties out, not quite as much as we’d like, but still a wonderful attempt!

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2021

Jun

Heidi Klum’s Outdoor Shower Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum is out here taking a shower for the perverts…because she’s obviously a clickbait generator for a clickbait generation who fucking love clickbait….

She obviously knows she’s ridiculously hot, has managed to survive the aging process better than most, and it is probably in part due to her perversions that you’d expect from a German woman with a dozen kids with various men…Germans are the inventors of BDSM..and you may wonder why I think BDSM keeps women young.. I just figure it keeps the glow…when you get shit on your face….or would it be SHITTED ON YOUR FACE…

She’s in a bikini, cuz that’s her whole foundation of who she is…and she could be photoshopped filtered, etc…but she’s also showing off her bikini taking an outdoor shower, which is like the golden showers her German BDSM fetishes potentially partake in, but it probably smells better than piss…but I guess we’ll never know…

She does give a good argument for Eugenics since her family history is German…and since she’s alive today, we’ll assume the family were Nazis, but I don’t have her ancestry.com login information to confirm…I just know German people and their families were all Nazis, they didn’t have a choice….so yeah…she could be a science experiment you can jerk off to…like the science experiments you did in highschool to jerk off to…

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2021

Jun

Taylor Hill’s in the Right Position of the Day

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Taylor Hill has been a pretty popular Victoria’s Secret model for a while now, but I’ve found her pretty fucking boring, that is until today….thanks to her romantic getaway being captured on all fours in a skimpy bikini where you can make out enough of her fat pussy from the back that she’s all of a sudden exciting…

I know, saying a bitch who only exists because she was half naked all these years is boring, is fucking crazy of a concept, I mean she’s a hot, well paid, half naked model, what’s boring about that…but for whatever reason, it just never really hit the mark for me…so I never really bothered sexualizing her the way I was supposed to…

Today, that’s all changed….and I am not sure if it has anything to do with her being engaged on this trip, the guy she fucks proposed, which is why I call this assuming the position on a romantic getaway, to get impregnated for the shot gun wedding all girls, even rich bikini models, dream of….you know always keeping your kid wondering why your wedding was 7 months before he was born and he wasn’t pre-mature…THAT HEATHENS….only in this society heathens are a little bit more shameful than pre-marital pregnancies….I still like to point them out to all the bastards out there though.

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