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2021

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t think I’m a bright person, I actually think I am half retarded 99 percent of the time, either because of a stroke, alcoholism, illicit drugs, distracted by tits….

So it amazes me that everyone else around me seem even dumber…does that make me hyper intelligent because everyone else seems so fucking dumb…or am I just the too tier of dumb and there are levels to this…because I really don’t think I am smart, but everyone else is so dumb…that confuses me…like Noah Baumbach movies…that motherfucker’s a pretentious over-writing cunt..

But yeah….people are out here just doing what they are told because they think it’s the right thing to do…or the honorable thing to do…they signal with things you know they don’t care about…they are into the government taking more of their freedoms to keep people from getting sick….it’s weird…

I mean, I don’t need to go into how dumb people are, I am sure you see how dumb they are too…

You can’t even have conversations with these people, you can’t show them facts or figures, even in cute graph they can understand form….they are just so emotionally driven the idea of anything rational or logical is lost…

I suggest you challenge anyone you meet, maybe you can turn their brains back on, make them start asking questions about everything….these people need the crank on their back cranked like Soulja Boy or a meth addicted hooker out of meth with 8 dicks to suck for 5 dollars in line for her toothless mouth…

Wake up idiots, stop being baby talked to, and grow the fuck up and be a human with an opinion not scared of yourself, your opinion, your likes and dislikes…stop following the fucking leader like a mindless shill. …..

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Irina Shayk’s Sexy Selfies
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Tennis Player Bernard Tomic’s Girlfriend Promises to Leak a Private Video on OnlyFans After He Destroyed Her Laptop
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Alexis Ren’s Topless Selfie.
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Drink Girl Face Plant
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Sydney Sweeney – Panty Model
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Brie Larson’s Shorts!
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Cactus Delivery
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Emrata at The Knicks Game
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Kindly Myers Working It in a Patriotic Bikini
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X-Tina Aguilera’s Hot Polaroids!
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Female Sex is Good Press
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Rita Ora Pokies at the bank
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Jessica Lowndes Big Cleavage
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The first look at Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield in ‘The Eyes of Tammy Faye’
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Zach Wilson and his Girlfriend Enjoyed the Knicks Lose…
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Kim K in a New Bikini
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Dog’s Graceful Jump
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World’s First Floating Pool
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Car Missing Front Tire Drives on the Freeway
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Pokies at the Friend’s Reunion
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Tua Tagovailoa’s Trainer Says the Dolphins QB Was Only “60 Percent Healthy” During His Rookie Season
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Whales
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The Difference Between Japan and USA’s death row
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CBS News Interrupted by a Cat
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Bam Margera’s Racist
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Old Lady Swing Fail
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Dude Released From Prison after 36 Years Wrongful Imprisonment
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Different Pitstops in Motorsports
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Johnny Manziel Talks About Making $33k Selling Autographs in College
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Escape of the Year
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Dine and Dashers Forget their Keys
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Dude Rents Himself Out to do Nothing
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Wave VS Oil Tanker
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Ben Affleck Leaving J.Lo’s
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Kliff Kingsbury Once Asked Sean McVay for Field Passes for a European Instagram Model
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Grill Master
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Nude Model Estelle Fox is Supurbe
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Williams Sister Outshines Car Racer
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Find Deals on Shoes
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Josh Duhamel as Sexy Santa….
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Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield in The Eyes of Tammy Faye images
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Nude Model Gala Hopner’s Bedroom Shoot
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Billie Eilish Slumper Party
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In Case You Missed It – Brielle Biermann’s Booty in a Bikini
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Cool Gifts for Dad
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Miley Cyrus Hot for Ice Cream
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Irina Shayk in Boots!
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Karlie Kloss in a Pant Suit
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AnnaLynne McCord Legs….
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Kim Garner in Short Shorts…
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Kate Mara in Leggings….
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Ashley Benson Legs
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Charlotte McKinney Legs…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings
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Rita Ora in a Sports Bra and Leggings
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Sofia in Leggings…
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Sienna Miller in Shorts…
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Elsa Pataky in Overalls
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Olivia Culpo in a Sports Bra
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Emma Stone Loggings
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Farrah Abraham Legs…
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Addison Rae Cleavage
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Skinny Girl Birthing Dildo .
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23 People Having a Shitty Day
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Naked Amateur
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Window Shopping
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Cock Suck on Flight…
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Tom Brady Things.
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Crackhead Shit….
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Milking….
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Shower Body
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Are you Happy This Exists…
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Misfit Memes
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Blue Hair Don’t Care.
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WTF is That…
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Thanksgiving Day Parade…
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Grey Legging Get Wet…
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Paragliding Naked
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Creamcicles….
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Zucchini in Ass
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Spanks for Watching
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3 teens that look INCREDIBLE riding on top
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Fuck that Chair.
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So… this is what a perfect 10 looks like?
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Booty on the Floor
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QUEEN of amateur PAWG sex
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Panties to the Side
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Keep the Gloves on
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Big Titty Pussy
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Purple Dildo Time
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Naked Handwalk
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Dinner Plate…
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2021

Jun

Miley Cyrus Tit of the Day

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I don’t know why Miley looks like Ellen, which is never a good thing…Ellen is the devil herself and it’s funny to see people hopping on that train, even though I’ve been saying it for at least a decade, her whole act was so obvious and fake, her celebrity and persona was an act, she was an evil and angry tyrant…anyway…the truth always surfaces, I guess..

I don’t know what’s wrong with Miley’s mouth. I didn’t think she was on the inbred variety of meth addict at the trailer park with that wonky eye from a stroke she had one night drinking gasoline…..

I didn’t think she was the rich as fuck redneck with cousins for parents, I thought Billy Ray was just rooked in by his cocktail waitress wife….

Speaking of Billy Ray, she didn’t even need to be a popstar, Disney Kid, to make her own money, her own way… she had all that Billy Ray Cyrus money to inherit, but why not get it when you can, I guess…when you’re already in the system it’s probably easy.

Now, that said, i still think Miley is hot and I appreciate that she’s helped sluts everywhere be the sluts they want to be, because she normalized being naked on the internet….and here’s she squeezing tit, cuz she’s so wild, or because her handlers at Disney want her to be, I don’t know how dark all that goes, I just focus on the tits.

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2021

Jun

Lottie Moss Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Lottie Moss is the Modern Kate Moss, they have the same last name so it makes sense, I’ve just never seen them in the same photo, and I didn’t see Lottie Represented on Kate Moss’ modeling agency, so I can’t imagine how close they are…

But Kate Moss, who was the luxurious, high end, fashion party, coke snorting, mom with her tits out being expensive….is basically the anti-thesis of this one…who. is built like an IG girl, wears stripper clothing, sells nudes and probably panties on only fans, all while rocking that instagram BODY..

I don’t think she’s terrible, I like the “NOT YOURS” tattoo which I am sure dudes read as a challenge and once up inside her think “IT IS FOR NOW”….and even though G-Strings are trash, and her whole dirty foot thing is trash, selling nudes to perverts is always an LOL….money grubbers are amongst us and they are getting paid…I just don’t know who would ever pay for this shit…but they do…and I am sure Lottie is pretty happy about that…..

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2021

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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As ridiculous as the world is, I am pretty happy that girls feel compelled to doing TITTY Drop content for the sake of doing Titty Drop content…it’s like “HERE ARE MY TITTIES, WATCH THEM DROP”…

As slutty as we’ve become as a people, you know porn is appealing, cumming is fun, evil is exciting and easy to buy into….I am still always surprised to see girls pulling out their tits in content you’d expect they’d only send to their boyfriends….because I remember when getting nudes was a challenge…now it’s just like “give it to everyone”…and it’s fun to be part of the everyone…because I’ve asked to see tits 1000s of times and have been rejected, and I am sure even these girls would be shy to show their tits in person, but on the internet, they sext us alls and we don’t even have to try…pretty good deal…

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2021

Jun

Josephine Skriver Wet of the Day

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Josephine Skriver may have the most embarrassing husband, some barely a rockstar dude from some irrelevant band, who moved them to Nashville for him to continue his musical career as a songwriter for people who are hopefully far less lame than him…not that this is about the “rockstar” no one’s ever heard of who secures the pussy of the Victoria’s Secret models when they get off the plane…because he got the job as model-handler…possibly a paid position from the brand…or maybe just something you’d volunteer for since fucking models is payment in and of itself…and before Skriver…this clown dated Demi Lovato – disgusting….and Sara Sampaio….another VS girl we don’t really understand where she surfaced from…

Anyway, this is about Skriver and not the creep that took her virginity and made an honest woman out of her through manipulation tactics…the WELCOME wagon in a WELCOME TO AMERICA this is my dick….she was made in a test tube, some genetic experiment conducted by a gay man and his lesbian egg donor…who I am sure designed her to be as hot as she is….so I’ll give her a break when it comes to her choice in COCK.

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2021

Jun

Iggy Azalea Lingerie of the Day

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I didn’t find Iggy Azalea and her ridiculous fake body hot when she wasn’t a mom….so this post pregnancy weirdness is not hot to me…but she is in lingerie for her “artistic vision” that I think is a total load of shit but that’s probably because I never believed her weird storyline of being a stripper at 16 in Miami using a fake ID…because I don’t live in America and if I tried to get to America at 16 on a fake idea….I’d likely be stopped at the border…and if I did somehow manage to get into America with either w work visa or tourist visa…I wouldn’t make a point of telling people I was working illegally in the country doing illegal sex work…you see that’s the kind of thing Immigration frowns upon….the first being overstaying your welcome, the second is working illegally, so the fact that they play that “hard” angle is a fucking joke…they would have revoked her citizenship…famous or not…

That said, we can all agree that her fame is undeserving, her money undserving, but she’s in lingerie…a liar in lingerie…

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2021

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thongs….PRIDE MONTH edition…since everyone is an asshole and everyone has an asshole, it’s the gender unifier and the orifice all people can stimulate, gay or straight, but more for the gays….

Yes, it’s Pride Month, which I didn’t realize was a monthlong event, until it’s been shoved down my fucking throat the last two days….

My theory is a crazy one…and that is people should be proud of what they fuck all year round…unless what they fuck is illegal….but instead, thanks to the internet making everything some marketing opportunity for brands, they’ve decided to make it a month long thing for the LGBTQRST community, because they need the attention, considering EVERYONE is gay….

I do know that every brand out there is really taking advantage of the pride thing as a hook to get more sales and to signal how woke they are…but it is all so fucking stupid…

I don’t know why groups of people need to segregate themselves to show the world how unique they are…when we walk down the street and see you in your dresses, or holding hands, we see how unique you are…

It’s totally unnecessary and pandering, but people like it, it makes them feel part of something, either cuz they are gay, since everyone is gay, or not gay, so the world KNOWS they are on board for this gay thing, that NO ONE anywhere is really against or care about…at least not in this era…but for whatever reason they talk about gay like it’s this frowned upon thing…those motherfuckers need a time machine to understand what gay oppression actually is..

I don’t care if you’re gay or straight, or what your fetish is, unless it is of the illegal kind…and I really don’t think anyone does…so this song and dance is just bullshit….but asshole behind thongs…those are the real deal.

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2021

Jun

Jenna Dewan Braless of the Day

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40 year old Jenna Dewan the Backup Dancer who married superstar Channing Tatum who is probably worth a couple of hundred million dollars from the Magic Mike franchise alone….doesn’t care about living off that divorce settlement money…she’s out here trying to prove that she can stop the time, or wants you to believe that she can stop the time, because despite being 40, she’s still producing selfie smut like an amateur pornographer and since she has all the money in the world…it’s not for anything but her own ego and that’s pretty fucking vile…

It’s like bitch, we get it, you can be a whore on social media for likes and follows, but you already got what you need from being a whore…why do these people insist on getting more and more….it’s incessant and not always a good thing…especially after LORDY LORDY looks who 40….that’s like that ignoring the expiration date on your SOUR CREAM…you know…already rancid when you got it…the idea of SOUR CREAM alone is cream that’s gone sour…so once expired…even more rancid…what I am saying is DEWAN is rancid…and I don’t mean the band…but someone may want her SALVATION…it’s just not quite there yet, she’s too busy being a heathen…

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2021

Jun

Loren Gray Bikini of the Day

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The funniest thing about this Loren Gray girl is that I know who she is….

I don’t know anything, I can’t even remember “important” actors, even though none of them are important, they just think they are, cuz they are the kind of people who jack off to themselves in front of the mirror…you know made to believe being in some bullshit movie they are overpaid for is revolutionary or progressive or worse….ART…

Get the fuck out of here…

But yeah, I know who Loren Gray is, only because her content is so filtered, so edited, so clown-like, that it’s fucking hilarious…because NO ONE makes fun of it, or calls her out, since they are all doing the same thing…

Is jerking off to her like jerking off to ANIME? Pretty fucking much….is she even real? Or are you going to discover she’s a 45 year old Asian man trolling….because you’re all a bunch of suckers…

Fo those of you not turned off by the clown face filter she’s got on, she’s a TIKTOK sensation, famous for lip syncing songs, only to have a record deal because of the fans…the sheer number of fans…the record companies know she doesn’t even need to know how to sing, they’ll all still get paid…and therein lies the fucking problem….

They are making popstars out of girls of TikTok known for lip synching…and people go along with this scam….the world…doomed.

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2021

Jun

Olivia Munn Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I am pretty consistent on my hate for Olivia Munn and her fake tits. She’s just a fucking try hard phoney posturing for attention and using her tits well into her 50s, she must be 50, right?, to get attention….

It’s a fine strategy, but when you have hatred in your soul for a bitch, nothing she can do can get you hard, even if you’re not an impotent fuck like me.

So when she first surfaced as some TV host on a fourth tier digital network back when that was a thing, you know before the internet, where her show “ATTACK OF THE SHOW” that bred nothing buy garbage people..basically exploited nerds and nerd culture, we call it CULTURE VULTURE, not that I know nerds…but I know Olivia Munn was the chick who manipulated the nerds to do her homework because she felt she was too hot to do the actual work, and everything she’s done, or tries to do, is in efforts to massage her bullshit ego….

She should have been left to hosting, maybe the Maria Menounos replacement or an OnlyFans girl by now…yet for some reason she’s an “actor”…it’s pretty lame, but hollywood is lame and at least she’s got tits, even if they don’t redeem her for her bullshit lies…

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