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Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

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2024

Sep

Janes Addiction Have a Cat Fight on Stage of the Day

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I have never heard any Janes Addiction music because I’ve always found their brand of music pretty fucking gay. I did watch the history of Lollapalooza, which is a festival I never wanted to attend, because I found it pretty gay and as it turns out it was pretty fucking gay….decades of gay….

I have never really idolized any rockers, other than the money and the ability to play an instrument, traveling the world and owning houses and an army of all the pussy they got…they’ve been pretty disappointing across the board in terms of cool factor….

I listen to old country music…so I’m not the target market but even when I listened to other shit, I thought the people involved fucked sucked.

Anyway, the old weathered dementia ridden leader Perry Bernstein threw some kind of gay man trantrum, slapping up on his guitarist Dave Navarro, who you may know as the guy who was married to Carmen Electra back before we all forgot who Carmen Elecra was….even when she struggles to get OF subscribers..

The fight reminds me of two drunk chicks fighting over the last line of coke at the party….or two old guys at the old folks home fighting over a soiled diaper from the hot old chick they both want to fuck….or maybe two old ladies on a cruise fighting over the last croissant at the all you can eat buffet…you see what I’m saying here…this is a really pathetic fight…

So despite never thinking rockers were ever really cool other than not really ever having to work and being rich and always thinking these people were sell out clowns scared of losing the money they scammed and they are usually not even the talented people, but rather the schemers who steal their concepts from talented people and appropriate their talent to mass produce it. The ones who become famous are usually the worst.

I still think gay rockers having a gay cat fight like a bunch of girls on stage because rockers are a bunch of pussies who get a lot of pussy which is more a dig on the desperation of the pussy to want to be associated or violated by a penis that despite being lame is rich and famous….making this story a lot better than transgender puppet Taylor Swift.

You can only imagine the whining these divas did after the show….

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2024

Sep

Sydney Sweeney vs the Dick Shirt of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the only relevant celebrity to exist in these modern internet times.

She’s got a rockin’ set of tits on her small frame and we endorse that kind of behavior.

She isn’t annoying about her politics, or doing any annoying celebrity endorsements, despite being a puppet controlled by the satanic agenda, so you don’t have any reason to hate her yet. Sure, it will probably happen because the out of touch mainstream still think it’s cool to be a libtard, but they’ll figure it out eventually.

In having big tits, she went to Horror Night at Universal, who probably pay her, it’s a little early in the season to get down with Halloween, but these demonic forces like to celebrate death and terror as early as they can in the season. It’s like Christmas to them and they can’t help it, worms in the brain bro.

She didn’t show off her big tits, wore a giant sweater, but WE know the big tits are in there somewhere. Maybe she’s pregnant.

She did however act inappropriately with her friend’s DICK SHIRT, because apparently, dick shirts at amusement parks don’t get you arrested as a sex offender, it’s pulling the dick out thad does…

This is probably as close as you’ll ever see to Sweeney with a dick so embrace it.

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2024

Sep

Taylor Swift Gets Called Out by her High School Classmate of the Day

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Taylor Swift is pretty fucking garbage, it’s obvious that she’s a pawn of the satanic cult used to monetize and confuse the minds of weak women everywhere who find her lyrics relatable because they are losers….

She has zero sex appeal and her product is some low frequency shit for low frequency women who are likely on anti-depressants and sad, looking for someone to be sad with, and the whole thing is a strategic scam that you could call witchcraft, but it’s really just marketing….

Trump tweeted that he hated Taylor Swift yesterday, or maybe that’s a bit of a meme, that I am sure will trigger all the SWIFTY retards because they will die for her honor….and sure it’s pretty retarded for an 80 year old to post that he hates a 40 year old pop star demon, but I wish more people took his lead and rebuked her evil….

NOW, other MAGAs are coming out of the woodwork and turning on their fake Country Princess, who just used country as a channel to climb to the top because country fans are loyal Christians who would still buy a LeAnn Rimes CD at the Walmart for their truck….even if they don’t really like her….it’s about supporting people…

So Trump’s broke some of the spell that the Taylor Swift people were under and now people who hate Taylor Swift are producing content around their hate for her…

This is a great trend that I endorse….let her rot on her pile of money away from the cameras because the people deserve better…

I’m pretty sure I’ve hated that lanky useless clown as long as I’ve known she existed, so I’m a weathered SWIFT hater, but invite ALL Swift Haters to unite and hate Swift together, because together we can make her go away.

I’m a unifying force in this shit…

Anyway, the mindless music that is relatable to sad women who are being exploited by the demon witch who is marketing her bullshit to them, to maintain low frequency loser women, validating loser women, instead of empowering these loser women to stop being so lame…..is being outted by a chick from her High School.

You can argue that the chick from her high school, who has been married 3 times, who has found god, who has 4 kids, who is a Veteran is calling out SWIFT for the hype, attention and clout.

But she’s saying Swift is horrible and I want more people to think SWIFT is horrible….so here’s her video….

The Caption:

“Message for Taylor Swift: 20 years ago this month, things were different. Back then, I can confidently say she didn’t believe in abortion. During that time, while CMT was filming at Hendersonville High School, I was sent home because the school didn’t want a pregnant teen to be seen on TV with Taylor. They even moved my lunch period so the crew wouldn’t ask questions or create negativity that could affect her future or the school’s image. In the end, I was denied my high school education so Taylor could pursue her fame. After 20 years of staying silent, I’m finally speaking out.”

You can google 15 year old Taylor Swift scamming the industry with the support of CMT after moving to Nashville at 14 years old when Toby Keith signed the puppet….

Now, where are the tits?

In other TAYLOR SWIFT NEWS – she was at a NFL Game with the Cock who Fucks Her…..

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2024

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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Here’s some Ashley Tisdale in some doctor’s office fetish content, where she’s spread legged and riding a YOGA BALL while hooked up to an IV, like she’s in one of those movies where the mother is about to die in childbirth, which can be seen as hot to some people who are annoyed of their pregnant wives and are like “I’ll take my kid, but leave her on the cutting room floor”…

Tisdale is not historically a hot chick, they’ve tried to convince us that she was which upset me at the time, I realized that DISNEY WERE EVIL PROPAGANDISTS and they continue to remind me of that….

She’s spread legged, her belly hanging over her vagina like most of the girls who fuck who aren’t even pregnant, and the whole thing would be better if she was naked so that we could see how her explanted tits now filled with milk look, but more importantly, so that we can see the crowning baby trying to escape her toxic womb…. because TISDALE pussy is the kind of pussy you don’t want to be in longer than you need to….in and out…get the job done.

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2024

Sep

Julianne Hough’s Possible Vagina on Instagram of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone wild and as someone who has been really into the Mormon memes for the last decade, or the Mormon girls gone wild of the internet who take provocative pics in their John Smith bloomers, all while appreciate the business mind of the Mormon, from Jet Blue to Marriott, what don’t these devout followers of their lord dominate….I like the polygamy sects of mormonism…I like the hot country girls who resonate with my “Farmer’s Daughter” fetish….I like it all….even those Mormons like Julianne Hough who got molested and strayed from the faith, only to become a heathen on TV and in life…from getting SEACREST OUT of her assshole, to other fun things.

I don’t like dancing with the stars, I think it’s an attack on the minds of the people. If you feed them retarded smut, they will be brainless morons, rather than programming that stimulates their mind…but this girl who we all thought fucked her brother came out of that shit dancing, still dancing, only now she does it with more slut in her middle aged step.

In today’s videos we have the MORMON GONE WILD, showing off her terrifyingly fit dance body in a GET READY WITH ME featuring her lingerie matching set….perverse…

And a work out video with her vagina from behind doing fitness….and it’s all so entertaining…

She’s in the process of promoting a book and this is how she does it. Pussy first….Best pussy forward….

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2024

Sep

Rachel Zegler’s Pantsless Performance May Make You Puke of the Day

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Rachel Zegler is a 23 year old theater kid who is super famous.

The official story is that she was raised in New Jersey and was involved in all kinds of local productions and that she was NOT human trafficked into America due to weak borders, or through an elaborate tunnel and shipping network of human traffickers, planted in New Jersey with a foster family to pretend they were her parents before the industry was ready for her big reveal….

So Steven Spielberg just happened to come across her on twitter, as he does with all his teen girlfriends, and decided she was Puerto Rican looking enough to be in his West Side Story revival no one asked for…..

In being a theater kid, especially a celebrated one, the girl has no idea that to 90 percent of the population theatrics like this are painful….maybe it’s autism…maybe we don’t have those worms in our brains…but seeing someone speak through a song theatrically is painful…physically fucking painful.

So she was pantsless a few days ago, which I saw, but I didn’t realize it came with support video…

So here I am staring at her cunt hoping to feel the old man erection Spielberg felt when he found her, just hoping for a lip slip but it was accidentally not on mute, my body in full cringe and feeling that second hand embarrassment feeling in the depth of
my man pussy…..because theater shit is fucking gayer than acting and acting is pretty gay.

This is how you ruin a pantsless outfit.

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2024

Sep

Friday Flashes Bring the On/Offs of the Day

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Friday Flashes is really just a celebration of the On/Off.

I figure if these ladies take the time to produce them, they are fucking angels sent from heaven and deserved to be celebrated, because even ugly chicks wanting to flash us parts of their body, like they have some kind of retardation and are stunted, or even because they are just so outgoing and free that showing the length of their labia, the size of the nipple, the color of the anus is just wht they do….they are amazing.

I am a pervert and in being a pervert I want to see every chick naked.

I am a pervert and no girl in an outfit in any setting is safe from my toxic masculinity wondering if their tits and ass will hold up out of their outfits.

I am a pervert and all clothed women have pussy lips, assholes and tits under their clothes, even the cancer survivors and I am the kind of guy who wants to see it…

There were times my trying to get flashed got me in trouble, but surprisingly with the right tactical manipulation tactics, you can pretty much get anyone naked.

It’s just way easier to stare at strangers doing it without the effort.

We’re a lazy society and that’s why we thank the brave women of the internet for their service in bringing us NUDES…but not any nudes…nudes that we can compare and contrast to them being clothed…there’s a psychological benefit to that.

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2024

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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In conclusion, a group of college girls walked by me today and not one of them was hot.

Not a single college girl in a group of 40 college girls were hot.

It’s like the libtard virus has taken over the college girl, or maybe all the hot chicks don’t do college but instead do OnlyFans….

They were doing some kind of gym class or yoga class and every single one of them was a fat they…maybe it was a fat they/them meet-up…where they stretch and talk about how they hate white men, love immigration, hate trump, love socialis…..

There was a time when all college girls were hot just because they were college girls…especially when doing yoga in the park…

We’ve fallen apart as a society….make college chicks give boners to old pervert strangers in the park….

I guess it could be my problematic toxic masculinity and low testosterone coupled with impotence that prevented the boner…but a boner doesn’t have to be a physical boner ready to impregnate…it can be the CONCEPT of a boner….

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2024

Sep

Britney Spears Dancing to Get Us Through the Night of the Day

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I am convinced that Britney Spears is dead and whatever they are presenting of her is a body double, AI, or old content.

I realize she did a video before posting these dance moves about the VMAs, some kind of tribute to her life before being medicated by her handlers, assuming she hasn’t been medicated by her handlers since they first brought her out of the cloning lab they build these celebrities in, before they brain wash them and turn them into money making machines….

It’s current, like a hostage holding up the newspaper but I still think she’s dead and whether she’s or not, I’ll still watch her weird dance videos that seem to be part of some sort of conspiracy that only insiders are kept up to speed on, some everything is scripted or for a reason that we don’t understand because it’s part of an even bigger conspiracy because it’d be boring if a star of her size fell off this hard and isn’t even releasing porn clips, just weird panty clips.

I guess we’ll see how they conclude the Britney Spears story of abuse, but while they figure out their storylines, I’m here to watch her panty dances…and now so are you.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

Sep

Brie Larson’s Old and Weathered Hot Dog Eating Sausage Sucking Scumbag of the Day

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Brie Larson may be old and weathered, the kind of woman they try to market to us as a hot chick, as a leading lady, as the girl you want to see in a sex scene because she’s trying to prove that she deserved that Oscar all those years ago and that it wasn’t just some publicity stunt to get her into high budget action movies, only to get naked in the sex scene when she’s even older and more weathered than she is today…

But she’s pretending to do some trad mom cookink on the grill, eating the meat because thankfully she’s not a Vegan, even though you’d expect her to be a Vegan with that grey skin that is sagging off her body….maybe it’s a vegan dog…

You can pretend that’s what she’d look like stuffing your cock in her face, but I don’t think your cock is big enough to be called a cock…is there a size limit to when you can call it a cock…I feel like their is…

I’m not sure why you’d want to pretend it was your sausage getting covered with her mustard mouth…but I guess she’s rich and famous and it’s better than the blender you’ve been staring at thinking “If only i was big enough, that could end all my woes”…

All this to say fuck Brie Larson, while you want to fuck BRIE larson…Personally, I prefer the cheese.

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