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2021

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May

Irina Shayk Upskirt of the Day

I rarely talk about anything pop culture or celebrity in my everyday life because I ultimately started this site because I hated pop culture and celebrity and I thought it’d be funny to make fun of the sites that glamorize or feed into pop culture and celebrity…and without really planning on doing it for 17 years…which I’ve been doing for 17 years….I’ve ended up following the lives of idiots I’d otherwise never knew existed while still caring as little as I care about them….yet I can pop off bullshit facts about them…it’s been hell motherfuckers….17 years of monday to friday daily updated hell….

However, yesterday, I got caught up in a conversation with some random babe who sends me nudes because she cares about my needs…or likes putting me on the BCC when sending dudes she actually wants to fuck her nudes…either way, I’ve seen her vagina and it’s wonderful….and that coversation was about Irina Shayk…

Full disclosure, like how Bill Gates Propaganda have to disclose they are funded by Bill Gates, I think Russian girls are the hottest, usually smartest, often times athletic or dance capable, high performing, soulless opportunists on a mission to get ahead with those skills…and for some of the hot ones, even though I only know of hot Russians, assuming they killed them off in the communism years….who would know if they did…not me…

So Irina Shayk’s one of the greatest models of the last 15 years…

She’s 34 or 35, a mom with Brad Cooper, but still fucking hot….when posing, when flashing panties on the street, in her retard mask, despite being told that no one needs to wear masks anymore, making all these babes unhappy that they have to go back to getting fully made-up to leave the house…and since I’m staring at the pussy in panties, I’ll just ignore the fact that she’s a fucking masktard loser who subscribes to the bullshit…because I know Russians are always years behind America, at least they were in the 80s, when American Movies only got smuggled in on VHS shoved in some Ballet Dancer’s asshole and spread around the country years after the theatrical release…. so we’ll stick with that..

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2021

20

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong is a very important day, but don’t take my word for it….look at the asshole behind thong and think of the design flaw that is now a design win thanks to everyone being an exhibitionist anal loving pervert…who want to show their assholes but don’t want to be shameless or slutty…so they choose to do it with the underwear on….underwear that barely covers the asshole even though, based on my experience, underwear covering the asshole is a critical way to avoid getting shit, blood and puss on your soiled sweatpants….

I have said that the asshole is the gateway to the soul for at least a decade, so I predicted this genderless world of sexting perverts showing each other their assholes like a bunch of frat boys or jocks before they fuck each other to prove how queer they’re not….

The asshole in the sext means the girl’s giving you her all…hence why it’s the gateway to your soul…but recently, I was forwarded a story in the ATLANTIC that I’d link, but can’t be bothered because fuck those losers….that went on and on about how the asshole is an evolutionary marvel of all species…I didn’t read into it…but I think they may have quoted me in saying that the asshole is the gateway to the soul….GOOD OLD FASHION ASSHOLE NEWS….

Then I also read that mammals when stressed can breath through their assholes, so also another reason why the asshole is so good, even if you have HPV and it attaches to your asshole in the form of cancer like you’re Farrah Fawcett…or if you have other digestive ailments like a blood clot from you vaccine that requires two feet or METERS…since FEET are IMPERIAL and that’s racist…but METERS are metric so not racist….force your asshole to get sewn up so your shit goes to the STOMA BAG…and your asshole causes you Hemorrhoid and FISSURE grief…it’s still important and here’s some asshole…for you assholes by this asshole…

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2021

20

May

Shay Mitchell Massive Cameltoe of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s Sweetheart, she even married some lame ass VJ from our version of MTV, what a hero….

She recently got knocked up, had a baby, and managed to bounce back looking pretty good, despite being pretty cheesy as a personality, if she looks good, she an be as lame as she wants to be as she tries to take on the world with her social media influencer work, her acting work, her publishing work, her personal brand and actual brand work…she hustles and has a huge following from being on a hit show..so milk it like it was your mom tits…I get it…

What I don’t get, but that I appreciate in a huge way, is that got her shorts jacked up inside her mom pussy so hard, it’s gotta be a mom pussy….

I don’t know if this is just keeping ontop of the mainstream trends, where jacking bike shorts into your cunt is the trend, because I know girls are doing this on purpose and it’s picking up steam which is nutty….or if it’s just a matter of circumstance because she has a big pussy….but I know it’s amazing….I mean this is almost a comical level of cameltoe like the fat girls of tiktok do for a gaga…only it’s real deal cameltoe…

Why are women out there wanting you all to see how fat and hungry their cunts are, or how much their cunts can eat a pair of shorts…I just know it’s happening….and it’s weird…but I like it cuz pussy definition is fun..even when the pussy lips are huge…even better when the lips are huge….these lips are huge.

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2021

20

May

Maya Hawke Ass of the Day

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Maya Hawke is Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s daughter and this is her ass….from what I assume is a movie and not from the backstage of some concert she’s got VIP tickets to, like it was COACHELLA or something, because COACHELLA is cancelled for the losers, despite it being OUTDOOR…and MASKS AND SOCIAL distancing being a LIE…not that I care for or about the integrity of Coachella or the losers who go there, whether they are fans with their flower crowns living some bullshit mainstream lie, or the influencers getting paid to attend because they are so important…

Anyway, she’s not some TRUST FUND BRAT with access getting drunk and fucking the DJ, I mean she’s likely a TRUST FUND BRAT who would get drunk and fuck the DJ, but this is likely part of a movie, because like other children of celebrities…she’s working as an actor since it’s not a real job, takes no talent, they pretend it does, but even I could act, I mean I fake orgasms everytime I fuck…no wait that’s girls I used to pay for sex from when I’d want to feel like I was providing pleasure it’s a fetish…you know giving even when you don’t have the tools needed…..

Point being, rich kid, now actor ass…I like it…where are the UMA THURMAN thanks to Ethan Hawke cumming in he created tits? Ass is fine and all…but tits would make it better….where’s the director of this nonsense, he needs some fucking feedback….MORE TITS….

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2021

20

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS….

So the other day when my balls dropped, I thought what if these were tits, wouldn’t that be more fun…..and then I came across this online movement that is under the radar because the mainstream, despite being degenerate perverts who sell nudes, fuck hookers, do really gross things they shouldn’t do, because they can….doesn’t report it…

BUT my hard hitting journalism, we call it SLEUTH detective work…some INVESTIGATIVE journalism…where’s MY FUCKING PULITZER…do they give journalists PULITZERS? Well I fucking want one…I’m on the front lines of TITTY drops…not the FRONT lines of a FAKE virus…but the FRONT LINES OF TITTY drops…and that should count for something…

Turns out it doesn’t, but at least you can see tits being revealed out of shirts in a fun, modern, convenient, flashing way!

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2021

20

May

Nadine Velazquez Nude Hot Tub of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez claims to be a hollywood actress, but for the last 5 years she’s been just posting nudes on her instagram for attention, so I am not too sure what that makes her. There’s no only fans yet, but she can leverage having been the token hispanic girl in a Denzel Washington movie to get those fans into her, remembering her, and thus PAYING her….but maybe she’s got the money she needs and doesn’t need that shit…just getting naked for the public speaks to her soul…

Maybe it’s racism, maybe she has to get naked on the internet to get noticed as a HISPANIC woman, since everything is about racism now, but I think that getting naked on the internet is less about racism and more about women being more interesting on the internet when they are naked…no one cares their ethnicity…we just want to see the tits…

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2021

20

May

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro was human trafficked by the good people at Victoria’s Secret who financed Jeff Epstein, it’s documented fact, so you can take it however you want….but I’ll assume the Victoria’s Secret model ring has a very dark and insane true story…that no one really looks into since the girls who make it as VS models are paid really fucking well, made famous, and why would they shit in the gift horses mouth or let a gift horse shit in their mouth, unless he was asking her to, with cash incentive above and beyond their lucrative contracts….I am sure the rate for those special programs vary depending on how many rich elitist friends are in the room doing the shitting…

Anyway, whether they are sex workers marketed as models or actual models, I mean the difference is so vague, it doesn’t matter they are hot…and this Brazilian managed to pull it off despite being a Teen Mom, which means she’s just more eager than the other ones I guess….

This is some topless arm bra shit, and blown out mom pussy or not, I think she’s hot…

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2021

20

May

Inka Williams Topless Tanning of the Day

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You may or may not know who Inka Williams is, because you may or may not be on social media and you may or may not only follow the people the mainstream magazines tell you follow, why bother with the unknowns, or the instagram models, that’d be crazy…despite the fact that they are hot, when international not tarnished by the cesspool that is LA living, where girls move there to be something, only to end up fucking rich to pay the rent because trying to make it is a soulless experience…while these international models don’t need to make it in the traditional way, they’re just good living in good places, wearing good bikinis, that show off their good asses and that’s enough.

I think Inka Williams is a babe, because she is one, now look at her bikini booty!

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2021

20

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Nothing says summer is amongst us like a bunch of idiots in masks…I mean nothing says summer like a bunch of restaurants and bars still in lockdown…I mean nothing says summer like hot chicks doing fitness in the park because the gyms are still closed….where their athleisure outfits are so tight you can see their assholes….I like seeing their assholes…

Nothing says summer like a tanline, even one hosed onto a girl by a mobile spray tanner who has a client base of every stripper, cam girl, influencer an slut in her area….

I wonder if that’s slut shaming? Is identifying a slut slut shaming, even if you’re jerking off when you do it? I don’t know the WOKE rules of “I sell pics of my cunt, but don’t call me a slut and if you do, you’re a meanie bigot loser”….OK slut…no one’s saying there’s shame in being a slut…we’re just saying what you do is pretty slutty BUT WE APPRECIATE it…isn’t that just SLUT “pointing out”…or SLUT “Identifying”….like having a mobile app with QR code that lets your grocery store know you comply with the government’s strong arming this experimental vaccine….or those RED BANDS they wore in Germany in the 40s, if you weren’t on the wrong side of the conversation with your Star of David arm band…you get what I am saying here….SLUTS are not a matter of opinion, either you are one or your not and your behavior has consequences that lead to people having an opinion of you…like if you killed puppies…people would likely think you’re a vile puppy killer…that’s not shaming that’s just saying what you are….

If anything, I don’t slut shame, I slut celebrate and a tanline may not be a sign of slut in and of itself, like when your farmer friend works the fields all day and has a farmer tanline..he’s not being a slut about it…BUT when you present your tanline as a highlighter of your good parts..that you normally keep covered up…YOU might just be a slut….

As someone who identifies as SLUT CELEBRATOR…not SLUT SHAMER….SLUT CELEBRATOR Is my PRONOUN….check my INSTAGRAM I don’t use…..and thus you MUST respect me for that…according to your own moral code and societal norms you’ve been working so hard at shoving down out throats…