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2023

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

When it comes to looking at random asses in short skirts, I consider myself an expert, because when there’s random asses in short skirts, I make sure to fucking stare until the girl feels like she’s being sexually assaulted, I figure it helps build character….like bullying….

I love when people talk about how bullying is such a bad thing, they have anti-bullying events and charities and get really mad when you say that you love bullies…

They think that it destroys people, that it is mean and sad, when I think it actually builds character and teaches them that life’s not perfect, it shits on you and dealing with that shit is a critical life skill….

Plus, when I ask them how do they deal with the bully, because you’d assume the only way to deal with a bully is to bully the bully into submissions, making them the bully…the anti-bully is a fucking bully…which is why I prefer looking at girls in short skirts…because once they open their mouths you have to converse with their retardedness….

SPEAKING OF RETARDEDNESS…here are some steplINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes Fakeness at the Game!
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70 examples of really crazy moments caught on CCTV camera
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Dua Lipa Does Lace!
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AQUATIC STRETCHING WITH LIZ HURLEY
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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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36 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Chameleon bites a venomous snake as it attacks it
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Why overtaking a vehicle from the wrong side is a horrible idea
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The Greatest Invention In Running
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock in Glitter Body Paint for Rolling Stone!
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Kendall Jenner’s See Through Red Carpet Look!
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Times when things went wrong in really funny ways
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20 Jokes Feminists Will Hate
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Ivanka Trump is a Rocker Chick!
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Emily Ratajkowski on cover of Vogue Australia December 2023
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Lingerie Extravaganza: Emily Feld Flaunts Perfect Body in Maddie Neville’s Captivating Session
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40+ Charming Ladies Posing with Hand-Covered Tops
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Amelia Hamlin’s See Through Selfie!
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The weird organs found inside mosquitoes
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Simone Biles was Also at the Game Last Night!
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Freshen Up With Wabi Whiffs!
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Crazy engineering fails and wins compilation
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Real-life examples of crazy illusions
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2 BIKES 1 CAR
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Old man wakes up looking for his wife who’s divorced 45 years ago
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55 of the most incredible moments ever caught on CCTV cameras
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There Goes His Knee
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Charli XCX is Naked and Engaged!
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25 Times This Instagram Account Shared Funny Photos Of Food Items Radiating Chaotic Energy
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Gracie Hunt’s Lambeau Field Outfit!
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Compilation of animals being absolutely hilarious
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Provocative Perfection: Sommer Ray Flaunts Boobs and a Stunning Big Ass in Gym Shoot!
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Tokischa Nipples in a Sheer Dress!
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15 of the most brutal moments of birds swallowing their prey
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30+ Hot Monday Girls
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Madisyn Shipman in tiny bikini
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Low-budget special FX that are just too funny
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Julia Garner – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Christina Ricci – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Eva Longoria – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Elizabeth Banks – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Zooey Deschanel – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Zendaya Coleman – Dune: Part Two panel at CCXP 2023 in Sao Paulo
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Phoebe Tonkin – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Selena Gomez – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Saoirse Ronan – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Rachel Sennott – 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles
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Janelle Monáe Nip Slip on Instagram!
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OMG (GIF)
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Too Pretty For Porn (GIF)
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‘Nude Pics’ with Olivia Casta via Mr Skin
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Rub and Dildo Time!
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Maya Milano Office Rules According To Maya
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NAME THIS SEX MOVE
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Helena Hope Feeling Very Naughty!
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Busty Sarah Jess Barton via Mr Skin Celebs
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Wowzers
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The Special Olympics of Porn
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Slimthick Vic in the Kitchen!
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Julia Fox’s Racy Unveiling: Scandalous Photo Shoot for Rolling Stone
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Kristin Scott Thomas naked in Partir (2009)
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Busty social media star in premium nudes and sex videos
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Cucked Husband Pushes His Luck
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Talia Amanda Jiggling Her Big Boobs Video!
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Mila A Sex Goddess In Bed
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Big Ass Titties! (GIF)
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Boots and a Toy!
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‘Pearly Tease’ with Stella via All Gravure
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Naked Rose – Poolside
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Natalia Starr fucks like a champ and swallows a big load
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Big Boobie Babe Aprilblaze via Suicide Girls
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Carol Alt is the latest celebrity that joined OF
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Dutch Duties
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Laia in Lingerie
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Merilyn Sakova Big Tits Work Out
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Very Classy (GIF)
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Car Pussy Rub!
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Rissa May is in Need of Dick!
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There is a little bit of nudity in season one of Planners
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2023

05

Dec

Dua Lipa Wears Her Nipples Out of the Day

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Dual Lipa, who I assume is named after her cunt, you know DUAL LIPS, the labia minora and the labia majora bringing in the VULVA to completion, is more had Dual Nipa cuz she wore an outfit with her nips out…

I assume Dual Lipa is not named after the vulva, that’s wishful thinking, in part because she looks like she probably has a dick and her whole name, if it’s her real name, is probably some tie into her ethnicity….cuz she’s ethnic, see.

She is wearing her nipples for fashion to an event and that’s what this is about…otherwise I don’t give a fuck about wasting my time reposting some famous tiktok popstar, see. Not that I really give a fuck about posting the nips but I am doing it anyway because I hate myself more than I hate you….and I hate you a lot.

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2023

04

Dec

Barbara Palvin’s Nipple Pasty of the Day

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Did you know that there was a time in celebrity nudity blogs, which this was and I guess still is, whether people visit the site or not, where the NIPPLE PASTY was the story of the fucking day.

I’d post whatever titty content I would get access to in a pre-social media era and it depended on celebs going on bikini vacations or going to random events with no underwear on….

We’d hope for tit slips, nip slips, pussy slips, ripped dresses, getting out of car flashes…it was a simpler time.

Now we’re in a society were girls are posting gangbang and fisting videos for fun…so the idea a nipple pasty would excite anyone is obviously unlikely….

But I still old onto the glory days, I am still a believer that if a girl has a nipple pasty visible through her fancy dress, it matters. It may not be real nipple, but the modesty of not wearing her real nipples out, almost make it hotter than real nipple, at least in this nipple flashing society of nipples everywhere you look….

Here’s to VS models fired for being too fat, when not even being fat, the way it was supposed to be, before VS models became actually fat.

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2023

04

Dec

Rita Ora’s Spiked Back of the Day

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Rita Ora decided to wear an evening gown to some fashion event because that’s always a classic go to option for women. Timeless.

She decided that the little black dress wasn’t enough of a show stopping piece, despite having those big tits to help add to the dress and make into a show stopping piece, because her big tits have helped her get this far…..

So she had some movie make-up artists give her a spiny or spiked tail like some kind of lizard, alien, middle earth creature coming to seduce us with the tits before murdering us and dragging up back into her cave or nest.

So like the current state of fashion, where brands are just mocking the consumer with the crap they sell them at insane prices, Rita Ora’s turned a classy event into a Halloween party and that’s just fucking weird…especially when she’s got the tits…

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2023

04

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I never know what makes a milf, because there are levels to being a milf. Did some young guy tell these ladies “Ma’am you’re a MILF”…or did they decide to brand themselves as MILFs in some potentially over confident approach to posting nudes…and what made them decide they were MILFS, do they actually have kids or are they just old….not to mention if they do have kids, how many kids have ripped through their vagina, leaving remnants on the floor and battle wounds on their bodies and are the kids still kids or are they all grown up hence the venturing into the whole MILF-DOM of the internet….

You just never know, the only thing you can be certain of is that they are past their prime, damaged goods, used goods and putting in the work to compensate for that which I’ll support no matter how freakish pregnancy is and how irresponsible it is as a parent to be posting nudes on the internet because I like nudes.

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2023

04

Dec

Dove Cameron’s Cleavage of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some child star who was a victim of trauma based mind control because her dad got killed off months before she became famous, so we can assume that was her sacrifice for this celebrity with millions of followers life she lives.

I find her creepy, dark, soulless but I know nothing about her, she could be a really sweet and kind girl who gives back to the world by sending money to dying AIDS babies in Africa or some shit, but just gives off those angry and suicidal goth vibes as part of her artistic vision.

I don’t mind looking at her tits she’s pulled out, all round, all the time….but I’ll look at any tit, no matter what percentage of the tit is exposed…especially when hanging next to the trash can you can dispose the body in….I mean, if that’s your fetish…SEX POSITIVITY…who are we to judge your serial killer fetish….

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2023

04

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Apparently people are sick right now, at least in our area. Everyone I talk to is talking about being sick or everyone they know being sick, it’s almost like it’s a pandemic, but only in the pandemic, no one I knew was sick…not that I know that many people…but you get what I am saying and that is that if this is actually happening and if there is a surplus of sick people…they can find comfort in the fact that there are countless medical workers who may work at whatever clinic or hospital they go to being too busy producing nudes on the job to actually tend to their nursing needs and as someone who likes shameless nudity by professionally trained individuals on the job, even if they are covered in body fluids from dying patients….I like it as a top level concept.

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2023

04

Dec

Irina Shayk Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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Irina Shayk is looking old and hard. My friend Stefan calls her the face of communism, what you’d expect to see on a propaganda poster when they were pushing the Soviet Union into communism, just hard.

She’s older now, her tits more deflated, her abs visible and as far as I’m concerned, she’s still hot and for the record, I typically don’t go for tranny looking menopausal chicks with too much testosterone, but when it comes to Irina Shayk, I like it.

I figure she’s done the KGB training program in being an agent provocateur, seducing important men like Bradley Cooper to get access to information he has access to, like his bank accounts or his looking in the mirror telling himself how great he is like male actors tend to do since they’re queer.

The highlight of this outfit is the zipper panties, because it provides you or someone you know, providing you or someone you know are important people, the access they need to the honeytrap we call her cunt.

She’s fun at least when bending over and smiling at us through her legs…bracing her ankles….like a pro would do.

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2023

04

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits are one of those things, where tits are doing what they are meant to be doing because that’s how they are designed and the whole foundation of our species….but that girls like to pretend aren’t supposed to be sexualized when they pull the tits out in the restaurant even though they are tits….only for other girls who have the milky tits to pull out on the internet for the sole purpose of sexualizing the milky tit giving our retard man mind mixed messages….but not really, since the milky tit is always going to be sexualized by men because they are tits, even if women get mad or tell us not to sexualize them because other girls out there are telling us to sexualize them and those are the women I’m listening to because they are tits.