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2021

04

May

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Line of the Day

Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with her god, you know since she’s a devout Christian, according to her dad’s business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – has probably come in handy when making the deal with the devil, you know, since her BFFs are clearly from the depths of an evil place called Kris Jenner’s butthole, or maybe Caitlyn Jenner’s pussy hole which is potentially made out of his butthole, I don’t know the science of that sex assignment shit…..

She was also the tag along sally to the Hadid’s, who you know are also of an evil place called Los Angeles….

And maybe when she was trying to get as famous as them on social media, she was actually doing recon work to figure out how to turn them to the right side…which clearly didn’t work and which may have actually got Bieber in on this fame chasing, false idol, celebrity who matters cuz she married the Bieber who I am sure was human trafficked from Canada after being exposed to all the worst people on Youtube…knowing they could secure a lot of money with him…..leading to a life of super stradom, I don’t know if any act is as big as Bieber….and Hailey gets to be part of that….like his First Lady….forever in the history books as Bieber’s first wife..

The good news is, whatever the motivation, the good vs evil, her religious beliefs or lack of them, in what could be her spreading the message of her god, or maybe it is a break from being married to Christ, where she’s now married to a teen pop star she likely had posters of on her wall saying “one day I’ll marry that guy”….creepy…but she got it…cuz rich girls get what they want…

But yeah, the good news of all that is she looks great in a bikini…I am a fan and she’s by far the better looking one of her trio of shit, which isn’t saying much, because I find the Jenners and Hadids ugly, but the rest of the world doesn’t….and this one’s the hottest of them…but that could just be because i jerk off to Stephen Baldwin dressed as Barney Rubble…or was that Rick Moranis….it was Stephen Badlwin in FLintsone’s Viva Las Vegas…the bootleg Flintsones movie…sounds about right…yes I am still writing this post for no reason…just words on words…meaningless when NO one reads them and they don’t. ..

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2021

04

May

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Scientific research has gone into the important study of whether dudes find girls with a waist smaller than her hips hotter than girls without…you know the important studies that probably happened in some Grad school by some toxic masculine nerds who couldn’t get laid because the program they were in was not gender equal and had a disproportionate number of men to women, so they had to hit up the Home Ec department to source girls who would stand naked or half naked in front of these nerds with prods in their penises to see what they reacted to and as it turns out….they proved that girls with a girl body are more appealing to dudes…crazy right….that study would never happen today, but glad it did, so you can use it against girls who don’t have a good ratio for why you’re cheating on them to girls who do….or some shit…I don’t know if you can cheat on your only fans subscriptions and the indian call center pretending to be the girl you are paying….

Here’s some RATIO.

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2021

04

May

Josie Canseco Panty Flash of the Day

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Josie Canseco went to Mexico where she got down with the locals…living that mask free life because why the fuck not…

My only issue with the rich kids, influencers and celebrities living their free as fuk life while other people, mainly Canadians, can’t do shit, isn’t so much about rich people living better lives than us, with no access, and their own set of rules….it is that they all preach their bullshit to us about vaccines, or locked down, while they pretend that they can relate, meanwhile they’re all doing whatever the fuck they want, and I guess you could too if you had the money to, but it’s the lying…don’t tell us you relate, don’t tell us how to control our health and wellness, or what to inject into our bodies over something we don’t all fear because we’re ok with dying however we’re supposed to die…it’s never a good time to die, or maybe it’s always a good time to die, you could drop dead reading this, I can drop dead writing this and it won’t be because of COVID…you know sometimes you role the dice, take the action sports approach to see what fucking happens when we go balls to the wall…instead of being pussies….who let the bosses that run us tell us how to live..

So yeah, puppets and rich people, used to manipulate us, can go fuck themselves in Mexico or wherever the fuck they are showing tit and panties…

I typically like Josie Canseco’s Cuban look, but she’s definitely hotter in photo than video, because in video she seems pretty irritating…but at least she’s living a trashy life as a rich as fuck trending influencer model type…because she had the choice to do anything, her dad is rich as shit, and this was the winner…having fun. Why the fuck not.

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2021

04

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are amazing every day, not just on Tuesdays, it’s just that I do a round up of Tiny Tit women who are proud of their tiny tits, which I think is an important cause when I hear shit like girls on TikTok taking fat pills to get fat asses like Kardashians, or 16 year old girls getting tit implants with their parental consent for their instagram feed…I guess better than cutting dick off…or taking hormones to be the opposite gender they want to be because that’s something far weirder that getting a set of tits…but the truth is that smaller tits are statistically hotter, so there’s a better chance of finding good small tits than good big tits cuz good big tits can have so many things go wrong…while good small tits just come stock with the small tits and bad small tits are more rare than bad big tits…it’s science just believe me…you dumb fuck titty addicts..

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2021

04

May

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is one of the best out there…at least according to me…which like an OSCAR is meaningless…no one cares what I think…

But she is celebrity rich kid, famous because of her parents, forced into this life where she originally got her start being this beachy babe in a surf relationship, you know that instagram content that is popular, safe for work and boring….only instead of becoming the next beachy bitch from instagram, she was sent to rehab at least once, came out each time with more and more prison tattoos, and in this version of her, which is a little edgier, trashier and thus more amazing than when she got her start..

I used to make fun of her for being 7 feet tall and 200 pounds, but that means her tits are bigger than your head….

I used to make fun of her for her dad being an asshole, but that’s got nothing to do with her, it just may cause daddy issues, but every girl has daddy issues…

So my new approach is just to stare at her monster tits, cuz she matters, sure it’s thanks to her parents mattering but she didn’t ask to be born losers…it just happened..

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2021

04

May

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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I like to think that Rita Ora only exists because of the dudes she’s had sex with. I am sure she likes to think she exists because 10 years ago, she landed a multi-million dollar record deal, only to be kicked off the label because Rihanna hated her, forced to never make music again, but at least she got to keep that pile of money…

We only know her American launch because she was fucking Rob Kardashian before his mom fired him from the family empire, Calvin Harris her UK hitmaker, yet she never made hits….and whoever the fuck else she fucked over the years while attending every event and using every paparazzi opportunity she could get to matter.

She’s now hosting shows in Australia, super high profile and apparently fucking Taika Waititi, the guy from What we Do in the Shadows, Jojo Rabbit and most recently Black Beard…don’t ask me why I know this…blame Rita Ora’s hot tits, even now that she’s older and sloppier, they are still hot tis and I’ll be a forever fan even if she doesn’t do all that much…

Now the real question is whether TAIKA took this pic and if so, where’s the CUM stain…

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2021

04

May

Phoebe Price Lingerie of the Day

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It’s been way too fucking long since I last posted a Phoebe Price content piece. I don’t use social media and she doesn’t send me anything over email like she used to do…which hurts my feelings…but I guess I’m not relevant enough for Phoebe Price…which is pretty much the level of relevance I have…none.

I am a fan of Phoebe Price and all she’s done trolling the paparazzi and becoming the lowest level celebrity from doing publicity stunts wearing insane outfits in the places the paparazzi hang….where real celebs hide from the paparazzi when they don’t call the paparazzi…Phoebe was stalking them and going through their trash….to get in with them….and that is funny.

She wasn’t as good at translating that to her IG feed, even with the option of fake followers, gaming the system…because you need to be a digital marketer, you can’t just expect that things will happen for you because some asshole photographer gets your insane pics in a tabloid…

I don’t know if she sells her nudes, but I’ve been wanting to see her sex tape for 10 or more years, so hopefully that’s the direction she goes…because at 50 years old…she still looks good to me…THOSE TITS huge…

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2021

04

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Tight Pants Tuesday….which doesn’t mean ladies of the internet who in other times would be called ladies of the street…because it is a new form of prostitution…they call it “CONTENT CREATING”….and “INFLUENCING”…but it’s really “Look at my asshole for money or brand deals”….where the amount of asshole they show you depends heavily you monetize from your pervert fans, vs legitimate brands, because the brands typically avoid the full asshole posting girls…unless they are actual celebs…it’s all so confusing but since we all live behind a screen now…nothing new to me,..I’ve been a hermit for 17 or 18 years…hence why these lockdowns don’t phase me….this has been the life…but yeah now that everyone is living behind a screen…VIRTUAL life, VIRTUAL realty…we need all the tight pant selfies possible and if you’re a girl into tight pants, and all seem to be, you gotta put it on the internet because wearing it to Walmart’s not enough reach….your audience awaits the tight pants and since we don’t geographically live in the same shit town as you, we rely on your posts….

What I am saying is LOT os tight pants being worn…being displayed….and I like it.

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2021

04

May

Florida Bikini Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

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Backyard Wrestling Champion

Gun to Encourage You to Get Rid of Your Guns – WHO NEEDS THOSE? LOL.

How to End the Party

Big Gut Lady

I hope the bull killed this cunt

Just a Dude in the Parking Lot

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2021

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you’re not interested in making friends or impressing people at a dinner party, be sure to ask the women you’re with what position they’d choose to be raped in. Not because you’re a rapist, but because you like hypotheticals, like asking “if a killer home invaded and made you choose between your kids, which one would you choose” only the rape version. My hypothesis would be that 99 percent of women would choose from behind because you don’t see your assaulter and can pretend it’s just bad violent sex, I doubt many would choose missionary or facing the predator and I am sure less than 0.01 percent would choose rising the rapist to give him the best Sex of his life in hope of making him love women….you know show him a good time….but I guess we will never know because you can’t ask the hard hitting questions for the sake of research…..especially when it is about rape…even if rape is an ancient human as the pyramids…and even if it doesn’t mean you’re into violence or sexual assault…because I’m not…I actually think all that violent porn should be illegal as it offers no value and is disturbing because I am a believer that we need more romance in the world..romance cures all….

That said….

Here are some morning links….

Donna D’Errico is Looking Amazing
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Iris Law Starts a Cooking Channel
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Natalie Eva Marie Was Trending on Twitter After Her Return to the WWE Was Announced
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Night Court is Getting a Reboot
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Christen Harper Wrapped Up Her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fitting
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David Blaine VS Harrison Ford
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Kick The Bucket Prank
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SWAT Officer Joins Airsoft Match, Owns Everyone!
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The Story Behind The Taxidermist Of “Stoned Fox” From Meme To Fugitive!
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The World’s Longest Kite Also Weighs A Massive 500kgs!
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First casting photo for Season 1 of That 70s Show in 1998
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Woman Scams A Streamer By Pretending To Be A Waitress!
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Rare Clip Of Scarlett Johansson’s Audition For Jumanji!
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Awkward Seduction Scene from Dougie Howser.
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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