DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Joey King has Nipples of the Day

Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day

Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day

Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t care about the news, the media or social media…I don’t get outraged, but I do think “what the fuck” sometimes…because everything is crazy…

For example, I saw something on the news about how the local government is really proud of their “COERCIVE EFFORTS” in getting healthcare workers vaccinated….meaning they are proud that they are pressuring people to get vaccinated….by saying if they aren’t they can be fired, suspended without pay, tested multiple times a week…and people are ok with that….even though another “outbreak” happened amongst the vaccinated health care workers…for whatever reason…

I mean, they weren’t ok with Weinstein’s coercive measures in casting talent….or other coercive measures…which I’d call deeper than propaganda, or manipulation with a gentle nudge…..and extortion…”DO THIS OR ELSE”….without factoring in case by case scenarios..This is Canada and obviously not relatable to those of you in free countries, but SHIT…that’s terrifying…and no one says ANYTHING…

Someone else I know has an anti-lockdown sign on their yard, you know because lockdowns aren’t good, aren’t proven and people are going out of business because of them…and someone vandalized the sign…meaning people are “INTO” the lockdown and think it’s a good thing…so much so that they are vandalizing things on people’s private property cuz they are just SO into being restricted by the government….also pretty terrifying….

Makes you wonder if anyone has brains, or if they just watch too much porn and don’t bother….I’ll go with too much porn, just not my porn, because where’s the traffic at motherfuckers…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kendall Jenner in her Bikini Pretending to Paint
CLICK HERE

Rowan Blanchard’s Lingerie Shot
CLICK HERE

La La Anthony in Matching Bikinis With Kim Kardashian
CLICK HERE

Girl in Bikini Smiling
CLICK HERE

Dua Lipa and Elton John Together
CLICK HERE

Victoria’s Secret Model Bruna in Lingerie!
CLICK HERE

Gina Carano Shows Some Skin on Instagram
CLICK HERE

Indoor Fireworks Prank
CLICK HERE

Doja Cat Oversharing on Soical Media
CLICK HERE

Gabby Epstein’s Bikini Selfies!
>CLICK HERE

Rachael Ostovich Signs With Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
CLICK HERE

Monkeys
CLICK HERE

Olivia Culpo in a Strapless Top
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff Showing Off her Mom Bod!
CLICK HERE

Paula Deen Gets a Letter from Lisa Simpson
CLICK HERE

Emma Roberts the Bookworm!
CLICK HERE

Models Kristen Kiehnle and Amara Johnson Pool Shoot!
CLICK HERE

Jay Cutler Takes a Shot at Dr. Fauci Over Outdoor Transmission of COVID
CLICK HERE

Dog Takes Out Owner
CLICK HERE

Reality Star Tayshia Adams in a Sheer Top
CLICK HERE

Dad Trolls Kids By Sneaking into their TikTok and Killing It
CLICK HERE

Edward Snowden VS Ponzi Scheme Architect
CLICK HERE

Nascar Gets Airborne
CLICK HERE

The Talk Ratings Plummet After Sharon Osbourne Leaves.
CLICK HERE

A Wild Fight Broke Out at an Olive Garden in Mississippi Over the Weekend
CLICK HERE

VR Fail
CLICK HERE

100 of the Greatest Movie Insults Ever
CLICK HERE

Space X vs Debris
CLICK HERE

Flintstones are Back and they are Coming to Fox
CLICK HERE

Umpire Kerwin Danley Got Knocked Out by a Foul Ball
CLICK HERE

Robbers Fail
CLICK HERE

Trombone Player Sneezes into Trombone in Concert
CLICK HERE

3 Million Dollar 600 Pound Tuna
CLICK HERE

Natalie Dormer Made a Baby
CLICK HERE

Antonio Brown is Re-Signing With the Bucs on a One-Year Deal
CLICK HERE

You’ve Been Pronouncing Justin Theroux’s Name Wrong
CLICK HERE

Two Dumb Girls Bench Pressing
CLICK HERE

Kite That Looks Like a Man Riding a Bike
CLICK HERE

Timelapse of an Egg
CLICK HERE

Video Surfaces Allegedly Showing Mac Jones Partying Ahead of the NFL Draft
CLICK HERE

Fat Lady Fail on a Motorbike
CLICK HERE

Horse and Jockey Share a Moment Together
CLICK HERE

Heron Gets Rescued from Fishing Line – Terrible thing to Find – Happy Ending Though.
CLICK HERE

The Most Popular Sunglasses Right Now
CLICK HERE

Rachel Bilson on the Rami Malek Situation
CLICK HERE

Kamala Harris Wax Figure For You to Jerk Off To
CLICK HERE

Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

GROW YOUR DICK!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Some Chick Named Riley Lewis in a Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne in Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam Looking Hot
CLICK HERE

Some Girl Named Elizabeth Lail in a Magazine
CLICK HERE

Becky G- Eating Pizza
CLICK HERE

Olivia Culpo in a Slutty Top
CLICK HERE

Tinashe Ass in a Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber in Harper’s Bazaar
CLICK HERE

Dove Cameron’s Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Shay Mitchell’s Hot Lingerie Shoot
CLICK HERE

Kaia Gerber is Fucking Skinny in Leggings
CLICK HERE

J.Lo in a Sweatsuit
CLICK HERE

Victoria Justice in a Hot Fitness Outfit
CLICK HERE

Caylee Cowan Legs
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber in a Slutty Pink Dress
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Juicy Fruit
CLICK HERE

Hot Big Tits Do a Push Up
CLICK HERE

Taco Tuesday – Oh Fuck It’s Wednesday…
CLICK HERE

Titty Burger
CLICK HERE

Fuck Machine!
CLICK HERE

Huge Titty Drop
CLICK HERE

10 Acts that Make You a Whore – I May Have Posted This Already
CLICK HERE

The Cure for Sexual Harassment
CLICK HERE

Dildo Sucker
CLICK HERE

Dildo In – Vibrator On
CLICK HERE

Blonde Chick in a Nude Shoot
CLICK HERE

Bus Travel
CLICK HERE

Naked Chick in Sweatbands
CLICK HERE

Ass to Squirt
CLICK HERE

Jump Rope Titty Flash
CLICK HERE

Nude Model in a Nude Shoot
CLICK HERE

Good Tits
CLICK HERE

Sneak Attack on a Sleeping GIrl
CLICK HERE

Pissing on Dicks
CLICK HERE

Meg Turney Tits Out Doing the Mortal Combat…
CLICK HERE

Candle in her Ass for her Birthday
CLICK HERE

17 Minutes of Snapchat Videos
CLICK HERE

Hosing Down the Yacht
CLICK HERE

Artistic Nudes!
CLICK HERE

Flashing By the Window
CLICK HERE

Live Show on IG
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2021

Apr

Rebel Wilson’s Lingerie Shots of the Day

No Comments »

I can’t confirm that this is Rebel Wilson, also known as Fat Amy the 45 year old pretending to be a 30 year old from Australia because nothing on the TV is real, it’s all contrived shit to manipulate your mind…

I can confirm that it’s a chubby girl in lingerie showing off her body like it isn’t chubby because it was probably a hell of a lot fatter before and this is the skinniest it has ever been….which corresponds with Fat Amy’s weight loss story….

I would never go so far as to say that Fat Amy is hot, she’s a 45 year old woman too big for the lingerie she’s in, at least in the gut….BUT I will say that I am all for fat chicks doing what it takes to become skinny chicks..it’s healthier and it is HOTTER…and more people should be doing it….

If it is Rebel Wilson, she’s probably considered A-Lister, I mean you know she gets paid big for her movies….so she could have totally just been a fat fuck like other fat fucks and played or pretended she was empowered by being an unhealthy pile of shit…but unlike other fat slackers trying to brainwash kids into being fat…she knew that real empowerment comes from taking your life by the balls, or in her case, by the folds and deciding to get fit and strong…it will make you feel better….or at least good enough to wear bikinis and lingerie in public…something that probably used to come with a lot of shame and disgust from all involved…except maybe the FAT FESTISHISTS who are normally skinny dudes who work at Best Buy and live with their moms…like the OVERLY skinny guys who dislocate their shoulders when lifting their arms up cuz of no musculature…you know the kind of guy who looks like he could fit his entire body in the fat bitch he’s with as you assume they met on some Second Life style online nerd community….because they did..

ANYWAY…what I am trying to say is that I will always endorse this route of fat getting skinnier even if fat doesn’t get THAT skinny…it’s still better than fat…and for that, I suggest you jerk off to Fat Amy since she’s less fat, to encourage her to keep up the good fight against fat, like EVERY fat person should do….and look…you can still keep the tits…which is the only perk of being fat anyway….

Posted in:Rebel Wilson

2021

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

No Comments »

Weed….the proof that the government only cares about money because if they didn’t care about money they would have kept it legal…and they decided not to keep it legal because they knew it was too easy to grow organically and unprocessed because it’s this plant that grows and you pick the bud off of and smoke…and that’s about the extent of production needed to get high…and they CAN’T HAVE that…imagine all the big pharma earnings dwindling when people realize that weed helps them sleep, helps them deal with pain, helps them relax, helps them live their best life, while having fun…you know forgetting your trauma for a few minutes….with the most mild high ever…

NOT THAT I AM A WEED HEAD…I just think it’s idiotic that weed was ever made illegal, it makes zero fucking sense, which I guess is all the sense society needs cuz we’re morons who allow this..

Now, it may be legalized in the USA soon, a good move in the right direction, but these girls aren’t waiting to be WEED INFLUENCERS who get naked, it’s a billion dollar industry and they may not have what it takes to be models, but they could have what it takes to be WEEED models and I am sure that’s exciting….

(more…)

Posted in:Weed

2021

Apr

Tinashe Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Tinashe is one of those people I know I’ve done posts on in the past because there’s no way that at 28 the Child Star has not done something slutty enough for me to notice, but just not consistent enough for me to remember who she is…and you can interpret that as a racist thing if you want…that’s your right…but it has nothing to do with race or color or anything besides the fact that she’s just not enough of a whore for me to have her imprinted on my mind like all the other whores I barely know of, but still know who they are…Like Dua Lipa, Bella Thorne, Jordyn Jones, there’s a bunch of trending sluts and TINASHE isn’t one of them…

She’s got a Black Belt in Taekwondo, so maybe a fight with one of the Youtube Brothers is in the works….or maybe she still makes music, or acts, or models, or does whatever the fuck a Tinashe would do…..I’m just here for the butt shot.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Tinashe

2021

Apr

Miranda Kerr Fucks the Couch Like It Was a Billionaire of the Day

No Comments »

I actually forgot that Miranda Kerr existed, but when I saw these pics of her laying on a couch, pussy down, ass up, I thought of those girls on reddit who hump pillows because it’s a thing….but also that she was fucking this couch like it was one of her billionaires…you know cuz she’s been knocked up at least once, maybe twice from the Snap founder and billionaire, who likely thought she was the hottest Victoria’s Secret model of her era, so he bought her.

It was a while ago, but when you’re getting fucked into pregnancy from a billionaire, you don’t need to do brand deals, even with brands who created you….you just fuck the billionaire….and now she’s here fucking the couch…as a reminder that she’s won…..I mean he wasn’t even her first billionaire penis and he may not be the last because when you’re in the scene…you don’t interact with non billionaires…it’s an exclusive club they only let SOME women into….if they pass all the billionaire tests…in their billionaire penis scavenger hunt, obstacle course, initiation process.

What I am trying to say is that she’s still looking good, having access to billions of dollars helps that.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2021

Apr

Maddie Ziegler See Through Pants of the Day

No Comments »

Maddie Ziegler is another one of these Child Dancers from a Child Reality Show about Children Dancing, often totally inappropriate, but since it’s just dance, it’s ok, cuz obviously no freaks into that shit watch that shit on fucking repeat day in and day out, you could probably google her most viewed clips and see what they are….and decide for yourself whether the people watching are OTHER KIDS….MOMS or fucking perverts…since it’s the internet, I’ll go with “it’s probably the perverts”…

Luckily for Ziegler, one of those perverts was SIA who cast her in all her music videos, where she was the underage dancer in a leotard for at least one hit song, that I am sure also appealed to the worst fucking kind of people…but it’s a music video for a popular song…no one jerks off to those….says the guy who remembers X-Tina’s Dirty, Milian’s Dip it Lo, Cher’s lingerie on a Air Craft Carrier, Madonna….Spice Girls with Scary Spice’s Hard Nipples…I mean…perverts jerk off to music videos…

Anyway, she’s 18 now and as predicted when I saw she turned 18, she’s posing like an influencer in less and less clothing, cuz that’s just what the generation is into, and I guess when you’ve been sold off to an industry, you’re used to it…so check out that dance body and remember that dancers by default are fit, have stamina, know how to control their body, which is oftentimes a bigger selling point than just being hot…cuz so many hot girls that lack those things just fucking STARFISH when they fuck and for a fat guy, with no stamina, that’s dangerous cuz they expect you to do the work…

NOT THAT YOU SHOULD SEXUALIZE AN 18 YEAR OLD WHEN SHE SEXUALIZES HERSELF….right….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Maddie Ziegler

2021

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

No Comments »

It’s hard to not appreciate a girl who pulls her pants up into her vagina before leaving the house because it’s a trend…like cleavage or going braless before it…the pulling of tight pants into cunt intentionally to show people how fat and hungry your cunt can be…you know the let us know if they are the Ashley Graham, Roseanne Bar, Fat Chick on This is Us kind of pussy or not…and knowing is half the battle, or knowing what a pussy you’ll never fuck because it’s in line at the grocery store in front of you and is likely married and creeped out by you….is the important level of narcissism and exhibitionism we need….you know so self involved they don’t even care that some fucking slimy fuck like me can basically see her clit…because they just want everyone to see their clit…it’s fascinating and amazing….because I remember a time when you’d have to negotiate with girls to pull their bikinis, panties, pants into their vaginas, and it usually didn’t go over well when doing it on public transit, outside colleges, in bars and restuarants….even strippers would get mad…but here it is just being handed to us with no effort….what a world…seriously…how can you be mad when we live in a world where girls pull pants into their cunts for strangers they wouldn’t give the time of day to…but rather be grossed out by… to see their cunts…brilliant.

(more…)

Posted in:Pussy Wedgie

2021

Apr

Julianne Hough Wet Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Avid Drinker and “Mormon who was” before trading in the Mormon “cult” for the Hollywood Cult, if you consider having anal sex with Ryan Seacrest, we’re not sure who the TOP was, but we know it happened, Julianne Hough, is in her bikini…

I figure Hollywood likes the religious people who turn their backs on their family and faith, you know the runaways, because they are easier to mold….but I don’t know anything about Hough and her potentially incestuous backstory that involves them moving to the UK for 5 years to train as a dancer before moving back to America to become Dancing with the Stars stars….not to mention religious people who have turned their back on their faith are easy to manipulate, you know cuz they’ve grown up blindly putting faith into their church, only to say it was all a lie, leaving them empty shells…which in Hough’s case worked out alright cuz her shell has a hot dancer body…

Her dad, who I googled, cuz Father’s Day…is some GOP republican with 10 kids and 20 grandkids, you know still committed to the Mormon dreams….and he must be proud that his daughter is so successful at being jerked off to…and potentially on…by the likes of Ryan Seacrest, I mean he’s one of the biggest hosts out there, what Mormon wouldn’t want their daughter having unprotected out of wedlock sex with him….right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2021

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Crop Top of the Day

No Comments »

Riverdale may be a piece of shit show according to me, which isn’t saying much because I hate everything, and it’s not because I think I can do better, because if I thought I could do better, I doubt I’d be writing a shitty blog no one reads that has no advertisers for most of my days….I’d aim higher…instead of just doing this….but just because I can’t put together a show as popular despite being terrible, doesn’t mean I have to think the show is good..

I hate it for the confusing storyline, shitty writing, lack of effort and the casting…but the one thing, the ONLY thing that it’s done for me, other thank give me know hope in the ability to have critical thought as a millennial who HAS got to be watching the shit while scrolling IG, or producing nudes for their ONLYfans…you know there for the visuals that they barely follow along to the story of….content consumption of an A.D.D. generation of half wit idiots…

But yeah, the one good thing the show has done is introduce us to this hot bodied South African who despite being white South African, at least culturally, which is rumored to be the most racist country with ties to slavery…she hasn’t been cancelled…so we can stare at her hot fit body…and her DAD doesn’t look so bad, he’s some surfer hippie who ended up in the Pacific North West after being a banking exec, only to launch a system to convert pools to less chemicals and to be more sustainable back in the 90s…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Madelaine Petsch

2021

Apr

Workout Wednesdays of the Day

No Comments »

You may not know this but it’s true, working out and eating well will help you survive COVID…being a fat fuck with a shitty diet will work against you when it comes to COVID..not that everything is about COVID…or that COVID is even the biggest RISK out there for the people…there are other things like Diabetes, Heart Disease, High Blood Pressure, Cancer, uncomfortable pants, uncomfortable chairs, challenges standing up or walking up stairs…that all come from being a fat, lazy, unhealthy, shitty food eating fuck…

So use these girls, who are into fitness, to motivate you, to get into fitness, or at least to start conditioning yourself to no give sloppy lazy bitches the attention they want, because Body Positivity is a fucking lie that fat girls tell you…now that fat girls are confident cuz fat girls can be on TV, in Movies, Models, fucked by randoms like the hot girl at the bar and not the “last call” closing time table scrabs….ALWAYS choose fitness….and the funny thing with fit girls is that some are still thick, some are still busty….they just have more stamina to fuck you better…and inspire you to get off your ass to fuck them better…

Health is wealth or some shit…as I sit here in my XXXL soiled sweatpants that don’t fit….I’m a commentator not an example to live by…dummies…