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2021

06

May

Jessie J Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess this is what happens when you take a woman out of the UK, where’s it’s cloudy and grey, and get her all fucking high on the sun….where despite being a little too tough looking, you know gender fluid, on the wrong side of the gender spectrum, since she’s supposed to have a vagina…

I don’t know if she’s a female body builder, or if this is just her look that she’s not ashamed of because she just got off fucking Channing Tatum, marketed as one of the hottest guys in Hollywood, which most women believe in….but clearly he’s skewing a bit on the gay side of things…partially because of his Magic Mike dancing….we know male strippers suck dick for money….but also because how tough this girl looks in a bikini…maybe something different for him after his last wife…Jenna Dewan…the dancer..

It’s one of those, you can get anything you want, so might as well fuck the trash, or anything, cuz hot girls are boring…it’s part of the reason I’ve heard Leo DiCaprio fucks men….you know to switch it all up…

Who knows…why she’s trying to be a bikini model…but that’s what’s going on here.

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2021

06

May

Maddie Ziegler Legs of the Day

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The other day I wrote about how 18 year old Maddie Ziegler who was sold to the industry at a young age as a child dancer, which is something I thought was illegal, but NOT in Hollywood, just at strip clubs, you need government issued ID to get your POLE fucking on…

Anyway, the concept of child dancers, a freaky one, but one that I guess paves the way for a girl to have a crazy amount of followers after catching the eye of SIA and being cast in basically all of SIA’s hit videos over the last 10 years….which have been at least one about a Chandelier….another weird casting, like SIA watched the child dance show and said “I want that kid in a leotard doing rhythmic gymnastics”….typical…hollywood shit…

It’s only natural, that at 18, in this era of everyone being naked or half naked selling nudes, for this girl to be showing off that dance body…provocatively, with her shorts pulled up to her neck, wearing her shorts like a titty top..it’s the look…

I realize, nothing to complain about, or call out, when it’s a LEGAL aged young girl being hot in selfies like all the other girls her age…I mean we need content like this…and they are posting it for free…generous.

She also did some panty shoot I’m embedding cuz photographers are cunts with lawyers..

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2021

06

May

Elizabeth Banks Sports Bra of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is one of those celebrities, who is ridiculously rich because she had a major hit with Pitch Perfect…the franchise that made her hundreds of millions of dollars which is crazy…but I like to think of her as a reminder that even if you lack the looks, aren’t very hot, probably aren’t that great of an actress, if you get to LA and spend 20 years networking, eventually you can pull off the right scam to legitimize you….so that you can go onto focus on posting your 45 year old mom tits to social media like they matter….in a sports bra…cuz you’re an active mom in her 40s like that…you know one who jogs her way into menopause…so hot….

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2021

06

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you’re going to drop something, it might as well be tits…and not soap….in the men’s locker room…before being raped by a gym bro…like it’s some team initiation or brotherhood you’re not really into…as you bleed out on the floor…..

I mean…what’s more to be said, right…that just about covers it…a girl with tits, pulling her shirt up slowly, to make her titties seemingly bounce as they fall from the sky thanks to gravity…much like the spacex ship returning to earth…or that astroid that we hope takes us all out…I mean everyone except me..I’m a fucking cockroach….

The titty drop..not a complex thing, but a way to get girls to gamify flashing and make it a fun thing to do…rather than a shameless thing to do..so other tits do it too…

BIG fan over here…and all tits of all sizes are welcome to be dropped…even if we’re not there to pick them up with our vaginas or mouths like that stripper who used to pick up her tips with her cunt…you know since we’re men…RIGHT.

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2021

06

May

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

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Heidi Klum is a lot of fun and not just because she’s evidence that eugenics is effective, which isn’t really as racist as you think it is, you know people and their overreacting thinking “the nazis were breeding aryans and now we have Heidi Klum”…but it really applies to all races if done right, you know strategic breeding of humans doesn’t need to be mutually exclusive to strategically breeding white people, or strategically breeding slaves or is it ENSLAVED people of the 1800s…it can mean taking a hot white person and a hot black person to attempt to make a hot baby…and apparently Basketball player Yao Ming was bred to be tall and for basketball by China…Eugenics is a thing…that’s done Klum well…or that has done well for Klum…

Not to mention, we’ve experienced some similar things to Germany in the 30s with the Covid Lockdowns and the human experimental drug trials in your day to day life, like you can kind of understand how a nation gets rooked into crazy fucking things without even realizing it….

But that’s besides the point, the point is old lady Klum has a rocking bod and rockin tits that she likes showing off cuz she’s horny…and I don’t mind staring it…it’s better than her home movies of her getting shit on…you know GERMANS!

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2021

06

May

Sarah Bolger Nude Death Scene of the Day

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I may have a website that is 90 percent celebrity based…but that doesn’t mean I am into celebrities…I only did it because I thought it was funny that I wasn’t interested in celebrities or celebrity culture…it was what made it a joke, but turned out to be a horrible prison, or joke on me, because I’m forced to post this shit…it’s the hell I’ve created for myself…some people are self destructive or abusive is way better fucking ways than forcing yourself to write about nonsense daily…sometimes 10 times a day…or more….clearly there’s a lot wrong with me..but who cares about that…

This is a sex scene from who fucking knows of an actress named Sarah Bolger who I’ve never heard of, but they say she’s Irish…from Dublin and thus a leprechaun….

She’s been in “Into the Badlands”….”Mayan M.C.”….and “The Tudors”….but I’ve never seen any of that shit…

But I have seen her tits and fat ass in this death scene / murder scene, who fucking knows…I figure a celebrity or actress playing dead is one that is alive and thriving, so take it in you necro freaks…

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2021

06

May

Sophie Mudd Gets Groped of the Day

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This is pretty hilarious, I mean unless your fetish is watching other dudes fondle a set of tits from instagram that you don’t really even know because who the fuck cares about all these fake narcissitic bitches who are pretending to be TV hosts or celebrities despite not being those things, just deluded idiots playing an idiotic game chasing clout like a 5 year old kid…..

When I was a kid I found a tape recorder in the trash and for about a year I’d do fake radio shows, with fake commercials, because I guess I am so old that it was in an era before TVs, you know when 12 year olds dropped out of school to work the family farm, but yeah…at 10 years old I’d be recording myself…playing back my riveting fake journalism…probably a distraction from being molested but I blocked that part of the story out….but then I turned 11…and moved on with my life….so seeing influencers, especially the ones just getting started, speaking to their mom and high school friends who laugh their back at their nonsense…all while being serious in their delivery…it is weird.

Anyway, Sophie Mudd was a titty girl on instagram, tits get hits, and tits get you followers….then she spent at least a year, the stagnant years being a “Fashion” person who hid her tits…then pandemic hit, she went full throttle with exclusive content and is now getting her tits grabbed on video…the gateway to porn…

So girl who was tits, to no tits, now doing titty fondle porn…using the tits to get paid what I assume is huge amounts monthly…I mean girls are making MILLIONS on OnlyFans…because girls are far sluttier than I could have ever imagined…and that’s saying a lot because I’ve always though all girls were sluts…

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2021

06

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I guess I can’t push the whole “despite lockdowns girls are still getting their tanlines on to make their titties pop”….because lockdowns aren’t really happening in a lot of places because the public is fed up and realize that if you get sick and die, you get sick and die, it’s kind of the human condition….everyone knows drinking, smoking, being fat, kills…yet we still do it….so why would we go along with this COVID shit…probably because we like staying home all day with our screens….but only until it inconveniences us or gets boring…because even the most active mask wearing social distancer wearing gloves and two masks when on a walk alone…breaks the “rules’ when it gets in the way of doing what he wants to do…thanks to us being inherently selfish fucks…so girls who tanline, still tanlined through the pandemic, whether it was laying in the sun, by the pool, or getting sprayed down like a stripper in a a camping tent…..becasue TANLINES matter and they’ve survived this PANDEMIC…or even THRIVED in the pandemic…cuz they are hot…and hot things will always win….or overcome…thanks to being hot…

Here’s some tanlines.

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2021

06

May

Cracker and Other Videos of the Day

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I am still looking for weird viral news videos now that liveleak sold out….I’d ask you to submit or get involved…but no one reads this site…so I’ll just continue to half ass it alone…

Paraglider Crash

Influencer Gets Deported from BALI because of her Fake Mask Prank

Russian Driving Instructor

Tennis Ball Found in the Middel of a Tree

Idiot on the Stair Railing

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2021

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it hilarious to think I am a freedom fighter who wants to unite humans and focus our rage where it counts – against the ppl manipulating us and controlling us and putting us out of business! The evil rulers who tax us, who undercut small business, and who don’t let people access our content with equity….

You know because for 20 years, I’ve just been a troll who just tells it how I see it and calls out the bullshit that is being pushed down our throats while non worried about offending the idiots involved or the idiots who are brainwashed by it…so I guess this is inline with what I’ve been doing…but here I am saying that if you don’t realize THEY are using the internet against you. You’re crazy. They are using the internet against you. Making you think anti racism is racist…fucking with your critical thinking…making you doubt yourself and your neighbor…

When really, we should all get together and build towards a FREE existence…and that doesn’t start with harassing the local police, if anything you should be recruiting them to your side, you’ll need their skills to take out evil Dot Com Billionaires who thanks to all their money have too much control…

It’s up to all of us to stop listening to the AI controlled messaging shoved down our throats daily…that’s just CHINA manipulating you to overthrow you….

Use your head…

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