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2021

16

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

They talk about VACCINE passports, you know give everyone their pass or symbol of being a science experiment, where the defectors are just pushing off the inevitable, because if you don’t conform, you know you’ll be collected and forced to take the vaccine….

But I am campaigning for On/Off passports, the clothed versus the unclothed…it’s far more fun, exciting, and less depressing than the other options…

Plus, I think seeing a girl naked next to her clothed is that soul work we all need, you know they push for meditation and mindfulness, but this just takes out the mystery that bogs down all men who need to associate with women they’d rather see naked.

It will improve productivity in our pods they send us to!

ON/OFF passports, the only social change we need.

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2021

16

Apr

Christina Aguilera Cleavage of the Day

I don’t why Christina Aguilera basically checked out for what must have been a decade…but I’m glad she’s making a comeback…

As much as I like Britney Spears now that she’s a prisoner of the system who has totally lost her damn mind, at the time of their rivalry I was also for X-Tina…she seemed tiny with big bolt-ons and she got DIRTY…when rebranding herself as X-TINA…it was a different era where girls weren’t selling pics of their assholes and sexting with strangers…when a hot music video was enough to jack off to…

I remember making a bet with a friend that I could fuck X-Tina Aguilera if I really tried, you know, I’m charming and capable…but she didn’t give me that reason to try…because she dropped off and disappeared and got fat…

But she’s still that trashy, still got the big tits out, and she’s all lubed up and ready to Jello Wrestle…at 40…game time.

Christina Aguilera Cleavage


Christina Aguilera Cleavage

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2021

16

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

I don’t know if the frog butt was named after some pervert who would wander through the swamp at night looking for a big enough bullfrog to fuck up the ass….or if the post just barely looks like a frog hopping along a lily pad looking for bugs to eat….I just know that girls do the pose and that’s all I need to know…

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2021

16

Apr

Alison Brie Awkward of the Day

Alison Brie Awkward

Celebrities may be good at taking direction on scripted things….and that’s really debatable, for the most part, they are terrible at it, but thanks to editing and hype, they can pull it off….

But for the most part they are awkward at best when trying to come across as “normals” using social media….because it is out of their element and they just don’t pull it off right…there’s something off about it….maybe it’s their crazy drugs they are on….as you know you have to sell your soul to some handler to become famous or at least worthy of being cast in movies…or maybe they are just lazy because they are rich, have egos and think just being there is enough…if you’ve ever had sex with a chick who thinks she’s hotter than you, you’ll know what I mean…they are doing you favors..

It’s like Alison Brie’s team told her to do social media after years of not interacting with people or fans, so it’s a stretch to be normal even if she should theoretically be better at it than normals…but she’s probably not disney trained like the other social media celebs that kill it…she’s more just trying to be like them to make more money.

The funny thing is that her husband, Dave Franco likely shot this and he’s supposed to be some kind director or actor, you know thanks to his last name, obviously…since talent isn’t needed if you are in the scene…

All this to say…this should be better, but alas, it is not.

Alison Brie Awkward


Alison Brie Awkward

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2021

16

Apr

January Jones See Through of the Day

January Jones See Through

You’d think January Jones would be at the stage in her career where she is on OnlyFans shoving huge dildos in her ass like it was the early days of her acting career and she was trying to get cast..

It’s always the ones who come out strong, not that January Jones ever really came out strong, but you know there was a hustle, a fire that got her on TV…that clearly dwindled and eventually got snuffed out now that she can’t get any work…and that hustle now that she’s made it or is rich or collecting child support from her secret baby daddy….died with it….you know a “I’m famous, I’m rich”….when she should be self-fisting for monthly paying members…I mean isn’t that what tits are for?

Instead we get low level body shots of the 45 year old on her last legs of fertility and being a “woman”…you know when backed against the wall it’d be a good time to actually fucking bring it…but instead we get this soft boring shit….


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2021

16

Apr

Bella Hadid Crop Top of the Day

Bella Hadid Crop Top

I don’t know why Bella Hadid looks like a Backpages model on a Mail Order site, but I’ll assume it’s because of how her surgeons jacked her fucking face up, then spun the story into her having the most beautiful face according to AI computers….that’s a true story, you can google it….a hilarious story because she’s about as real as a cartoon drawing of herself that you get on the Boardwalk in Jersey from some meth addict Carni who got on Caricature duty that day…

BUT high fashion has decided she’s a worthy model, because she pushes product, all while. being trashy as shit…but I guess society is trashy as shit…even when you’re rich thanks to sophistication being replaced with being garbage….you know rich people trying to find substance and meaning by being degenerates…and not finding substance or meaning…but luckily landing high paying gigs to stay trending and earning to validate their attempts….

I do think she should be hotter, more interesting, a better inspiration for the future generation, but society is doomed and she’s likely a SYMPTOM and not a CAUSE for that…you know a product of where we are as a people…not the person actually ruining the minds of her followers and lowering the bar on fashion….

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2021

16

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets….the oppressive lingerie….that reminds all the women who wear them that they are enslaved by the grip of society forcing them to be sexual beings….turning around and trying to sell their nudes like prisoners to the system…

Fishnets in and of themselves are a mechanism to ROB an innocent fish of its freedom and turn him into food to provide sustenance to an uappreciative MAN…taking what he feels he deserves….without having an say in it..or giving any consent…just swimming along freely..only to be caught in the net of the patriarchy..forever changed..

Only women aren’t reminded of that, because women don’t realize that…they don’t think for themselves about anythiung..they are just idiots who get naked on the internet for money so they can buy designer purses and live their self involved disgusting IG Kardashian life…with no soul, no though, no wisom, NOTHING…just an EMPTY vile soulless existance…like the humans they are….

But at least fishnets are hot..

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2021

16

Apr

Slide into the Weekend…and Other Videos of the Day

Elderly woman with severe dementia, screams in agony as Colorado cop fractures her arm

Driving Through the River

Truck Falls into Water

Bobcat vs Woman…

Clown Car School Bus!

Train Takes a Bike!

Teen at the Airport Playing Piano!

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2021

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When do you think the last time the queen and prince Philip fucked? Is that kind of information public domain?

That’s all I got…

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Jodie Turner Smith Strips for Gucci!
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The Blonde Bomber’s Eye Now Looks Like the Terminator’s Red Eye
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Candice Swanepoel Looking Hot for IG
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Running Deer Barely Misses Motorcyclist!
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Expensive Fails That Will Make You Cringe!
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Breonna Taylor’s Killer Loses Book Deal
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Too Close for Comfort Meteor!
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Casual Clothing for the Outdoorsman
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2021

16

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full Back Panties are not THONGS….but that doesn’t mean they aren’t equal to THONGS…in hotness at least provided the girl in the panties looks good…

I never subscribed to thongs being hotter than panties, in part because the thong tail is usually crusted up and biohazard material…you know cuz it barely covers a fucking asshole….and is just there as a drip pan for the cunt…

But yeah, dudes are followers and think “ewww granny panties”…because they have no minds of their own…but In the event you haven’t been on the internet, where they are screaming equality all day, when no one ever argued equality…but they like to think that we did…because that’s the agenda…pieces of shit, remain pieces of shit…oftentimes stuck on the thong…while hot asses remain hot asses which makes those pieces of shit irrelevant, you know turn a blind eye on those…

SO what matters is reclaiming GRANNY PANTIES….being empowered…and here that is.

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