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2021

01

Apr

Farrah Abraham is Amazing of the Day

This video is probably better suited for stepSMUT but as far as I’m concerned Farrah Abraham cannot be porn or do porn even when she is doing porn, plus I have no advertisers, they all think I am porn, the worst porn but still porn….that should be my slogan…SOCIETY CHOSE THIS PORN LIFE FOR ME since I don’t think I am porn.

Anyway, Farrah Abraham cannon be porn because she’s an MTV sensation, Teen Mom….just demonstrating the level of horny one must have to take loads as a teen to end up on TV…instead of doing normal teen things like studying for midterms or whatever they fucking do…

When Farrah Abraham made the move to produced porn with legit pornstars I was happy to see it happen, she’s far more interesting with her bolt on tits and muppet face, it was a good use of her celebrity in a “I don’t give a fuck” way…because she could have easily just done brand deals like an influencer…but she said, no, I’ll let James Dean fuck me up the ass til I squirt…and that takes a level of horny that would land you a teen mom in the first place and that’s worth respecting her for….you know think of all the other reality stars, from Survivor to Amazing Race….Real Housewives to the Hills…to Little People Big World…and Pawn Stars….that HAVE NOT GONE to porn and made it….when Farrah says “fuck it”…and does it her way…That’s HERO shit…

This is a clip of a longer video on her OnlyFans….that I am encouraging you to sign up for, you know so Farrah sees this as promo and not something to send lawyers after….because I think Farrah Abarahm is potentially the perfect women…or not…either way she’s fucking herself on camera and it’s amazing..

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2021

01

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I may complain about how disgusting everyone is, trying to be the best version of each other, all self involved, but still the fucking same as everyone else, taking those selfies, trying to hit that 100k a month on Only Fans money, or that million followers to launch a bikini line to sell to, you know these Godless, Spiritless, Drones who just buy into anything they are sold are terrible…..

But the fact is, they get naked on the internet in the process, meaning it would be way worse if the shameless self promotion of the people of the internet, just trying to outdo each other and go viral, didn’t get naked….or half naked…or sexualize themselves…

So it’s actually a great time to be alive for the visuals, just don’t read their bullshit opinions on anything ever…..they’re just saying what they are told to….

But definitely look at their titties!

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2021

01

Apr

Rainey Qualley Nip Slip of the Day

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There was a time that I made fun of Rainsford because I ONLY TEASE THEM BECAUSE I LIKE THEM….it’s been a constant theme in my life since a young age…you know torment the ones I love…not that I love Rainsford…but she does fall into one of my fetishes….which is Celebrity Kids, I mean that sounds fucking perverted in the WRONG way, I mean KIDS of CELEBRITIES who are WELL INTO THEIR 20s….I just think it’s an interesting existence, more interesting than being the famous one, because you’re the product of a narcissist asshole actor who thinks they are so fucking important and deserving of the pay they get, despite being assholes….raised in luxury amongst free and top tier things….only to have no real sense of being grounded, but amongst your peers you’re the most grounded one cuz mom didn’t raise you in LA or Malibu…she took you to North Carolina where you were the famous chick’s daughter….only to now be trying to get famous, or maybe trying to play off being famous for being a famous chick’s daughter…it’s all pretty interesting stuff….so I endorse whatever she’s doing, because she’s hotter than her sister…so if you’re looking for the best afterbirth from Macdowell’s womb or howver ANDIE spells her name, this is the good one….enjoy the nip.

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2021

01

Apr

Taylor Hill Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Hill is consistently boring as shit, but she’s still good looking, I mean she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, who may only be 25, but who has been used for what feels like a long time, but that could just be because she’s boring and it feels like a long time, you know boredom does seem to make time stand still…which is probably good for me a model since their life expectancy is not so long, so drag it out as slow as you can….but she’s still pretty hot…despite being as boring as she is…maybe it’s the case of the CANDICE SWANEPOEL because she was the best thing Victoria’s Secret pulled out of a South African blood diamond mines, all dying of AIDS because they don’t send PREP to Africa, they save it for gay people here who don’t want AIDS or the burden of condoms, but instead a prescription pill to take just to fuck…that’s a high level pervert….

This is her in a bikini, she’s a model in a bikini…and not any model…a lingerie model, so if you don’t like it, the PREP may be interferring with your boner….you gay.

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2021

01

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The say the eyes are the window into the soul so you better go stare at as many eyes as you can before it’s too late because I heard that the COVID Vaccine is stealing people soul, or at least their spirit….and that people who like getting high aren’t getting high since getting the vaccine….and I’ve heard that the vaccinated don’t have DREAMS anymore…this is some crazy shit….

I’m pretty autistic, so I don’t really look at people’s eyes, especially not when social distancing that doesn’t work, wearing masks that don’t work…

I’m more into the theory, which is based on FACTS, not opinion, that the ASSHOLE is actually the GATEWAY to the soul…..not a window, because you can’t see into it, just the trap door to get to the soul…so if you’re smart, you’ll start a business based on reconnected the vaccinated people to their soul by going through their asshole with your dick….you’ll get so much old lady feces all over you…LUCKY DUCK…

That said, the unifying orifice in this era of confused people, mainly children, being manipulated by school and parents to think they aren’t the gender they were born, but all genders, even the silly ones like TRANS NON BINARY….(STAR WARS SHOUT OUT)….have an anus…so nothing like showing the asshole for solidarity, even if you’re shy and want to keep your pants on…or panties on…because luckily the asshole is designed to show anus rim and that makes them useless panties…but not everyone showing asshole wants to do it nude…

Point being….ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS!!

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2021

01

Apr

Oana Gregory Bikini With Hard Nipples of the Day

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Oana Gregory is very proud about being Romanian. It’s in her bio, it’s in anything you find when googling her, it’s in her soul…

Her claim to fame is you guessed it…she’s Romanian and the first ROMANIAN to work for Disney, but I have a hard time believing that’s truth…because there’s been millions of employees at Disney…but maybe they weren’t the “used by the creepy executive” kind of employee and more the asshole dressed like Donald Duck at the theme parks…or on the cruises…you know how it is.

She’s posting bikini pics, where she says:

Can’t talk right now I’m busy manifesting

I don’t know what she’s manifesting, sounds like some Gypsy shit, which is RACIST to make fun of a Romanian stereotype like Gypsys….

It’s more a shameless bikini pic for bikini attention because in this world that’s the only way to market yourself because we’re all a bunch of perverts into girls for their tits and really not much else…

Works for me, I suddenly know the Romanian Disney kid who no one gives a fuck about, cuz of those tits!

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2021

01

Apr

Ashley Benson Bikini of the Day

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Ashely Benson, who you may know for her tits, because I only know her for the tits, and they aren’t even that substantial of tits, but they are still tits….is out here in a bikini top.

I did not watch Pretty Little Liars or whatever the fuck it was called but I know that the show was really fucking viral because it was a hot show when instagram happened and it allowed the whole cast to exist on social media forever….because people don’t unfollow…

In the even you have been living under a rock, because you’re a socially awkward weirdo you’d expect to visit a site like this, then you should know that instagram is life and if you have millions of followers, you just make stupid money existting because brands want your audience to buy shit…so it’s just one horrible ad…everyone telling you to buy shit you don’t need…and that they haven’t even vetted…they just want to get paid…so influencers are just influencing people to buy whatever they are paid to sell you…it’s trash.

But it means people like Ashley Benson, who are “actors” don’t need to actually act anymore, but still matter….tits or not…but I choose to focus on the tits…and here they are in a bikini top…

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2021

01

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer is coming and tanlines are hot, not that you need summer for tanlines all these bitches are doing their own blackface that for whatever reason is not seen as racist, even though if you were to do it for your halloween costume, it’d be seen as racist, but when it’s for everyday Halloween, as these girls live out the lie that is their internet persona, because you know they don’t look the way they look on the “Gram”….it’s totally fine…it’s part of following the Kardashian leader…

That doesn’t mean I hate Tanlines, I don’t think Black Face is racist, I have a brain and can understand that making fun of stereotypes about other cultures is just jokes….I also think that if you want to dress up like a Black person on Halloween, you should be allowed to, it’s Halloween….

The whole whites can only dress like whites…or black characters without darkening the skin even if the darker skin is the what the person you are dressing as has…and it’s a half assed costume without it….

That has nothing to do with naked girls showing their tanlines….OR DOES IT?!!?

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2021

01

Apr

Basically the Look All Women Have and Other Videos of the Day

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When you leave it in Neutral No Brake

Smugglers Throwing Kids Over the Border – LOL

Pizza Karen

High Dive into a Frozen Lake

Sturdy Cars..

Ambulance Gets Taken Out!

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2021

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s April Fools. I don’t like planning and executing pranks and haven’t for as long as I can remember….but there was a time I redirected DrunkenStepfather to DISNEY.com pretending I was a Disney Character for the new generation, back when blogs were “influencers” before “influencers” were influencers….

I never recovered from the lost traffic…..and here I am 15 years later…still sucking…

So I didn’t smeam chocolate peanut butter on my ass and face and pretend to slip and shit myself in the park, but I should have…

But I figure we’re all part of the most elaborate April Fools Joke that’s lasted a year with this COVID shit….

If you think the government cares about your health, ask them how much money they make off the shitty food, chemicals, cigarettes, booze they tax and approve….making everyone sick…

If you think COVID is this big deal, why do people need to take made in china tests just to see if they have it…not to mention why is no one dying and those who are dying are 80 percent OBESE….and 90 percent over the age of 80….

When did society stop over a bunch of assholes scared to die, don’t they know dying is part of life….

Like my Schizophrenic friend says….the propaganda machine is hard at work to make all you Godless people more Godless….disconnect for your soul officially….turn into the official consuming ZOMBIE….

GREAT PRANK GUYS…

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