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2021

05

Mar

Renee Olstead’s Boudoir Shoot of the Day

This is the second time I reference Boudoir Shoots today, and it isn’t because I watched that episode of Roseanne where she gets Dan a slutty pictures for their wedding anniversary, but I do remember that episode because I’ve always been scared of fat girls confusing themselves for being something anyone wants to see in lingerie or naked when sober….even their husbands are like “what the fuck am I stuck with”…as they realize they’ve traded their life for a miserable hell they have no control over, just working to cover costs of things they don’t want…like bratty kids that don’t realize you are poor…

THAT SAID….Renee Olstead is a child star, or teen star who has rebranded herself because Hollywood is a piece of shit industry and she can make more out there on her own, doing what she wants, which lucky for us is nude modeling for money…

I assume these are a preview to her amazing Only Fans, where she doesn’t just take slutty selfies or fake her way through the clickbait nudes to cash in off her fans, she puts in effort, concept, styling, locations…she even has a co-star….to make it count…and I like that appraoch, you know make your own magazine or network or community, because the truth is to make as much money in Hollywood, you gotta sell your soul or your genitals, you might as well be doing it online, yourself, from the comfort of your own home….which is why the “sex work” which is hardly sex work…it’s just nudes….is so appealing…beter than any shitty job…even better than good jobs….from a monetary standpoint and from a how to spend your day standpoint….so I support this hustle…but I also like looking at nudes….so I was sold on the idea long before Renee was even born…

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2021

05

Mar

Emeraude Toubia Does Bikini Shit of the Day

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I came across these pics of Emeraude Toubia on the stepFORUM where she was in bikini selfies….

I had never heard from her and in this era of everyone being famous, even if I have heard of her, I probably wouldn’t have the capacity to remember her. I am old as shit and an alocholic…so tits are pretty interchangeable…especially in bikini unless they are SUPER famous and have been implanted into our brains like a Bill Gates microchip or they belong to girls I post on the regular…because I genuinely like hating on their tits….

I can’t keep track ever every bit role ever done by any girl you’d want to fuck…

Not that you’d want to fuck Emeraude Toubia, but she is some Mexican / Lebanese hybrid like Salma Hayek, she was born in Canada, MONTREAL WHAT UP…so she’s Canadian and has the right to escape America anytime she chooses…but she was raised in Texas…she’s 31, married to some dude named Prince Royce, which sounds familar but probably not due to being an actual prince….and why you should care is because she was in a main role on SHADOWHUNTERS….whatever the fuck that is….I’m more into the bikini content…

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2021

05

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts are one of the go to poses a girl is probably taught in her first year at college, either by the creepy professor, dudes they meet on tinder, or the sex worker club that used to be the Sci/Fi Club but rebranded when they realized everyone was a fucking nerd and this was a good way to see all kinds of titties, because it seems like the kind of club that would exist on college campuses for girls to find actual opportunities to make money, which has nothing to do with their degree but the network of friends they’ve met on their college journey before dropping out when they realize seling nudes and panties fucking pays and going to class is for the uglies…so stay dumb, naked and money making….

I don’t know why this is called a frog butt, I know French Bulldogs do it, so maybe that was the inspo, I just call it girl on her knees arching that back…making that ass look better than it probably is when not in frog butt….which makes sense, do what works…while barely working because working is for suckers…

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2021

05

Mar

Nina Agdal Bikini Pose of the Day

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I don’t like Nina Agdal or her long torso….and big retard forehead…even if you’re not allowed to SAY retard, you know a retard forehead when you see one….you can’t take my adjectives from me – internet.

I didn’t think she was hot when she was in her 20s scamming her way through Sports Illustreated, I didn’t think she was hot her last chance at getting an A-List baby with Leo DiCaprio when the homosexual allowed her to pretend to be his public girlfriend for about a month, so now that she’s in her 30s, no longer in Sports Illustrated, which unlike girls of the last 5 generations, I don’t think is that stamp of approval they all need to matter and exist, no matter how hard SI tries to stay relevant….if anything, even this pic that was likely on an iphone is as good as any bullshit shoot that SI has done with 20 cast and crewmembers in some luxury place being luxury…

But she is squating in a bikini, this is a FROG BUTT, but from the wrong angle, she is fit and that’s good, all while she is sugar babying Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son, because they have nice houses in nice places she can go to for her instagram smut….

That said, I know what you’re thinking and this would be better if she was peeing.

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2021

05

Mar

Lili Reinhart Slutty of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the fat betty from the worst show on TV that for whatever reason is popular, but I’ll just assume is popular because people have no taste, no brains, and they just watch it in the background because other people are watching it, and they like how it looks…..because there’s no way they’d keep watching if they attempted to follow the confusing, messy, thrown together in a dumpster storyline….

I have seen Riverdale, CW Network is free on Digital Antennae that I found in the trash, and after the first season, I was amazed at how bad they went. I’ve said it before, but I’ll say again, it was a 90 minute movie, turned into a series, turned into a 6 season series, and it is bad.

The only good the show has to offer is the Maddy Petsch character who plays Cheryl Blossom, she’s the good kind of hot redhead, all MILKY skinned and hot bodied…but the rest of the casting is insane….Archie is a 45 year old Man, Luke Perry is Dead, Skeet Ulrich is fucking Lucy Hale at the CW Christmas Party….Betty is a fucking pig of a woman pushing 250 lbs, Veronica has no neck…and her dad is married to Kelly Ripa…it’s just messy as shit….then Jughead who is this philosopher writer idiot with way too much intensity is from the SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY, where he was either ZACH or CODY, but definitely the wrong one, because the other one fucks Barbara Palvin…

So Betty, the beefcake, all meaty as fuck is doing press, I mean she is on a hit show, and I can assure you this has about 50 pounds shaved off of her body to make her look like she’s not a tank….putting all those nights of jerking off to Archie’s Double Digest to fucking shame…..

The Top Pic is the funny one, because you can see her GUNT hanging out, no back can be arched quite enough to hide those twinkies…but you’re less critical than me and will probably like this since she’s pantsless and has an ass that doesn’t look as bad as we know it is…which I guess is exciting….to a fucking loser.

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2021

05

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I wonder when the FISHNET STOCKING will be banned by the woke for being some patriarchal created garment back in the 1800s, that aren’t seen as a sexy take on pantyhose, you know with the holes in them making them like a mesh, but rather a RESTRAINT….I mean the name alone FISHNET implies the abduction and trafficking of fish in the sea, against their will, only to kill them and eat them up…and shit them out…

But for now, Fishnets are still socially acceptable and here are girls showing them off….always fun….to look at girls in pantyhose…especially fishnet pantyhose because they are sluttier, more erotic, straight from the Boudoir shoot your fat wife was at for your 40th wedding anniversary…I saw that episode of Roseanne. I know…

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2021

05

Mar

Addison Rae Ass Shot of the Day

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Addison Rae is apparently the top TikToker, which is weird since she’s not very hot….but I guess being famous on TikTok is about as weird as it gets…even though people like girls doing weird song and dance performances to satisfy their half retard minds as they sit in lockdowns around the world with nothing to do….but dance..while CHINA uses her to steal your data for when they plan to take over the world…only for you to no care or notice, you’re too busy trying to get the Viral dance down so you can be like the Ocean Spray skateboard guy before he gets eaten up and forgotten…

Even weirder, the Kardashians have stuck their talons in her, which could be because their marketing agency that runs their social media business wanted to get some TikTok coverage, you know align with the most popular and since we’re all a bunch of vapid fame whores, the most popular will partner up with them….a strategy to keep the Kardashians relevant for ever, riding off their fame they don’t deserve because other whores will embrace any collab they bring because “OMG it is the Kardashians’…..since no one seems to view them as terrorists like I do…ruining a generation or more than one generation with their disgusting….

And as a practical person, I’m looking at her ass and thinking that it’s not quite the kind of ass I’d want on a 20 year old top social media star…but I guess society is losing focus on what is important…Hot Chicks…and giving handouts to the non-hot chicks….which makes sense since social media is low grade talent on all levels used to BRAINWASH you…

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2021

05

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Panty Flash of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is out here showing the world her panties, because apparently girls still wear panties, possibly because they are on their periods and trying to add that extra layer of protection, rather than leaving a blood pool on the kitchen chair like some kind of psychopath after killing a prostitute, or whatever it is that psychopaths do…

So this generation of getting naked on the internet, even when you’re a mainstream actress, the need to hop in on the “hey I get racy” is just too much for them to turn their backs on, maybe because they want to rebrand and stay relevant to their fans, or maybe because they think they are better than the average naked girls of the internet because they are famous, and want to get the shine they deserve….I don’t know….

I just know sexualized content is what I’m looking out for, and people like this, even if she’s weird looking, she’s still a working actress with that Disney brand on her soul….putting out sexualized content works for me, even if I find she looks like a South American or even South East Asian Lady Boy looking for work….

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2021

05

Mar

Big Titty TikTok of the Day

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She has 5 million followers and her name is MegNutt, you can figure out why.

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2021

05

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties may have got a lot of hate when the thong came into the mainstream back in the mid 90s, where girls were brainwashed into thinking that full back panties were just for periods or long term relationships and that the thong, despite the discomfort was the only panty for them, even though they hated them…..and for whatever reason men obviously got the blame for this nonsense when women finally realized “what the fuck am I doing with this thong cutting off my vagina’s circulation”….and took a stance for their damn selves realizing that dudes will jerk off to any style panty, bikini, pant, we’re perverts…

So the Full Back Panty has made its way into slutty selfies, without the women feeling shame about it, as she shouldn’t, because full back panties are still panties, so it’s now some empowerment issue to protest the misgoyny while we’re just sitting here with our dicks out waiting for any salacious or provocative image to be sent to us, because we are men and thus simple minds…who just like tits.

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