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2021

25

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

As it turns out, people like showing each other their assholes, the theory is once the asshole is sent in a nude selfie, you’ve basically seen all that the girl sending the selfie has to offer on a superficial level, I mean sure there’s so many endless possibilities of what you could ask her to partake in, but seeing the asshole is that “you’ve seen it all, now let’s get serious”…which is why I say it is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

The asshole’s popularity is pretty funny, I mean maybe its some freudian analysis of the ANAL generation of people coddled in ways to make them really into anal…maybe it’s the everyone being gay…or the fact that you can’t get pregnant in the ass unless you’ve damaged the asshole/vagina barrier…or maybe people just like the feeling of shitting so much, that doing it sexually, is euphoric…I don’t know, I just know the asshole unites all of us assholes, as we all have assholes…and there’s some “we’re in this asshole shit together” in that…

The Thong, is a poorly designed underwear, since you’d think covering the asshole, where SHIT comes out of, would be the IDEAL orifice to cover, but those pesky panty lines and the stigma around other panties, which look as hot as the thong, have made women everywhere smear their assholes on their pants, in a “Why even where underwear” kind of way…sure to catch the vagina discharge but is that really the only reason for panties? I don’t know..

What I do know is that showing asshole is popular, thongs don’t cover assholes, wearing a thong bikini or underwear is considered clothing, so this is the NON NUDE asshole flash…..on a clothed girl…not being slutty…but rather a victim of the thong design….and I like it.

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2021

25

Feb

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

I have zero interest in Riverdale, it’s a garbage show that has garbage writing and that was meant to be a 90 minute TV movie or after school special, but has instead been dragged out into 5-6 dumb fucking seasons of nonsense…

I don’t watch it, but I’ve seen it and was offended by it every single time…but mainly because they cast two pigs to play Betty and Veronica….Veronica, is some hispanic or Mexican with no neck, while Betty is a 200 pound clunky pile of shit…and the ONLY thing good on the show, or that we can take from the show is this one….Maddy Petsch…who plays Cheryl Blossom..

She’s got a hot body, tits, an ass….and that’s really all you can ask for, especially from a redhead, who as a species are usually pretty gross to look at, looking all Cheetos dusted and pale…but every once in a while that pale redhead comes through looking like a china doll you’d stick in your ass while jerking off, rather than throwing in the basement and hoping it dies off because it must be some kind of demon…you know GINGER things….because Gingers historically have been killed off for being seen as demons sent from hell…I’ve seen WILLOW, love me some midget fantasy storylines from the 80s, and that whole movie is based on the ridding the world of evil ginger baby….so it’s obviously historical fact that a hot redhead like this is a rare and coveted thing….

This is apparently her second collection with FABLETICS, Kate Hudson’s brand with the people who own Rihanna Savage Panties, and it’s some hot activewear worthy of jerking off to…so jerk off to it…


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2021

25

Feb

Katy Perry’s School Bus Driver Body in a Swimsuit of the Day

This is not some kind of Grimace sighting on the beaches of Hawaii…it’s not purple Volcano that is about to errupt…but her thighs may make her mom pussy burst if she tried to close her legs…

It is Katy Perry’s post pregnancy body, where her pre-pregnancy body looked like a post pregnancy body, so her post pregnancy body never stood a fucking chance of looking like anything but a 45 year old mom at the public pool trying to burn some calories to justify the entire cake she ate the night before…

Jut way too middle of the road, old as shit mom body for me…and hopefully anyone else out there who can see beyond big tits, cuz I know some of you are staring at the tits and into this lunch lady who sneaks one too many fries when plating the lunches than she should….and that’s disgusting…you are disgusting but most importantly…KATY PERRY is disgusting….

She has money, teams of people, the ability to not be a monster…yet she chooses this look…and that’s the fucking issue…those thighs…terrifying.

This is woman who is not trying very fucking hard to live that FIT life…doesn’t she scroll instagram or watch the youtube pre-roll ads…I mean get it together you demon cunt with those demon thighs!

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2021

25

Feb

Kendall Jenner Thong of the Day

Kendalls Ass looks good in this skimpy bikini, but the bitch is part of the worst fucking family in the history of the world, that is taking into account all of the most horrible families in the fucking world, and they lead in being the worst family in the world, by a LOT…

Them taking advantage of the state of the world, isn’t really something to blame them for, I mean society was waiting, as gaped and ready to be fucked by the team of Kardashian Jenners and their DIRECT MARKETING approach to their existence….

BUT they are still terrible money grubbing ugly people who push consumerism and products people don’t need for profit…while getting fake asses, tits and faces and in Bruce’s case…a vagina…all to keep the public dumb and injected with filler and I guess cock..

They aren’t interesting, funny, or a real contribution on a cultural level..they are worse than fast food, they but they get paid and for whatever reason…people are into that…I guess the moral code and values of our people is pretty fucking non existent now that God and Community is dead…so together with their VAPID leaders…they get to continue being vapid….and earning..

So her ass looks good, but it’s likely not even her ass, they are liars, they are scumbags, they are trash…no matter how many billions they’ve sucked out of the world with Kim’s vaccuum bag he calls her twat….

Then there’s the slutty hotel selfie from whatever Sheraton Kendall and her billions is getting fucked, or fake getting fucked cuz she’s actually a LESBIAN….who needs to pretend to date athletes to keep their mooching family plans alive…

On her screen is the words “HOW TO STEAL THE WORLD”….which may mean something to someone out there, it could be code for something, BUT….it’s also an old movie about a group of Scientists who go missing…so is Kendall telling us something she learned at the illuminati meeting with Satanists where they sacrificed Kanye?

I think she’s too empty and useless to be involved in any sort of warning society of what’s to come…but it’s nice to think she’s doing her part to save the world with her whore selfies for attention…that were likely initiated by her mom…making it all the weirder…

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2021

25

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

What the fuck am I going to say about tanlines, I should put up a poll where you tell me what I should write about tanlines, because I’ve already said it’s hot, it’s slutty, it frames the good parts and reminds us that we’re seeing what the sun didn’t see….it’s the best accessory…like smoke signals saving people lost in the woods….or lights on the RUNWAY….guiding us to the areas of a woman’s body we should probably put our mouths…

But as inspiring and hot as Tanlines are…I have nothing to really say about them because week in and week out it’s just a bunch of fucking tanlines…clickbait for you to click on…so get clicking you click fuck.

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2021

25

Feb

Gabriella Brooks and Liam Hemsworth Putting Their Hands Up for Detroit of the Day

They love that city…

I am guessing that this Gabriella Brooks is the new pussy that Liam Hemsworth sticks his MILEY Aids up into now that Miley’s not around, and she’s pretty fucking hot…

I scrolled through her INSTAGRAM and figure if you’re going to date a bitch using you for some clout or hype or money or to have access to that celebrity world so that she can point out your HERPES scabs as being of MILEY origin….YES, That Miley…you know MIley Cyrus…maybe you’ve heard of her…it’s status…

But yeah, if you’re going to be famous and used, you might as well be used by hot chicks and hse’s a hot chick..

We love this city.

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2021

25

Feb

Hilary Duff Hard Mom Nips of the Day

Hilary Duff Hard Nipples

I don’t know if Pregnancy is to blame, but Hilary Duff’s mom nipple is aiming in the wrong fucking direction, it’s like her nipple lives on her underboob, and based on my extensive research, that’s the worst place for a nipple to live…

Clearly, she knows her nipple is hard, her tits swollen, and that’s all part of the fun of being pregnant when your hormones are confused and you still want to give boners…

The weirdest thing about this is that Pregnant Hilary Duff looks far too much like Hailey Duff, who may remember as her ugly skinny sister that you couldn’t understand how they were related, but I guess genetics don’t lie….or maybe I see this broad bitch with her big old shoulders and cross fit body, who is addicted to breeding, or getting cum in her and not aborting, looking like Haley because her nipples are aiming in the wrong direction and the whole thing is throwing off my fucking balance, like I’m in a Bizarro world with up is down and left is right…

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2021

25

Feb

Jojo Almost Upskirt of the Day

This is barely an upskirt, I mean I can’t see her fucking asshole, but if I could, it’d be a far better user experience….maybe she should chat with her UX development team when planning her next slutty content initiative, so that we get what we want..

You know, consult the guy who told her to remove her top during an innocent fitness IG Live story, showing all her fans her full on tits, to remind them that she’s got tits, right before becoming the ambassador to Rihanna’s billion dollar Lingerie brand…it was all timed so perfectly…

Because a HALF upskirt…is the worst upskirt….it’s a so close but TOO far kind of upskirt and I want none of that half assed shit around here…because around here…we keep things PREMIUM…TOP quality…on a 1990s website written by an illiterate.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2021

25

Feb

Beyonce’s Ass in a Thong for Money of the Day

I just saw this post on WWTDD featuring a bunch of pictures of Beyonce promoting her Adidas Collab that probably makes her a billion dollars like Kanye’s Adidas collab, because apparently idiot fans by product that celebrities, who are already stupidly rich as shit from their bullshit music and other investments, feel the NEED to support the motherfuckers….

So you see people like Kate Hudson, Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rihanna with her lingerie….etc….pushing all kinds of garbage down our throats, like their carbon footprints are big enough with all their mansions…now they are like “BUY OUR BULLSHIT THAT IS MADE IN CHINA THAT YOU DON’T NEED” because their activism and WOKENESS is just lies, they only care about the fucking money….

So Beyonce, bigger than GOD, Beyonce is so into her IVY PARK fitness collection that bitch brought her 40 year old ass out in a thong to either terrify or excite, but probably to excite since it’s gone viral and people are pumped on seeing it…because ever bitch has a price…they’ll all get into a thong to get their ass jerked off to by people into asses like this….asses like this made more valuable because they are attached to Beyonce…but they’re really into it when it translates to hundreds of millions of dollars in sales…

We basically live in a world where top celebs like Beyonce are doing clickbait to push product like fucking AVON ladies, and it works….assuming seeing BEYONCE’s fat ass in a thong is working in your eyes….because it is in mine….I like seeing billionaires reduced to thirsty bitches of instagram….even if it makes them more billions…it just means being a whore on the internet is effective…so girls….who aren’t whoring ya’ll better start whoring..

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2021

25

Feb

Bebe Rexha Lace Bra Vampire Freak of the Day

Bebe Rexha is out here in a bra, because if you’re not wearing a bra as outerwear on social media, you’re not doing the job you’re meant to do, which is perpetuating the sexualization of women, in order to get the views and likes you need, to execute whatever the fuck you are selling, in the best way possible…

JUST DON’T USE A HOT BITCH IN A BIKINI TO SELL BEER IN A BEER COMMERCIAL…that would be misogynistic, perverted, patriarchal, trying to appease men…

But do it in selfie from on IG, you inconsistent fucks…even if you’re fat…because that’s empowerment or clickbait…either way…get your fucking story straight…

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