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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt is what I’d call a trending pose because it has reached a critical mass of women using the pose when taking their nudes….I don’t know if you can really fuck a girl in the pure version of this pose…but where there’s a will there is a way…especially when some girls need to angle way the fuck more forward than the average frog but to get optimal frog butt coverage…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that when you think of a woman on her knees, there’s usually a rag or sponge in hand as she scrubs the bathroom floor, but this is a new generation, where women aren’t SLAVES to the family or the household, most don’t even want families, but instead just want subscribers to their fan accounts they get paid to post nudes on….

I know what you’re also thinking, that when you think of a girl on her knees, you always imagine her sucking your dick, but then when reflecting on the one blowjob you got in life you realize, she wasn’t even on her knees…that’s FALSE marketing…all those “on your knees bitch” jokes from high school were a LIE…..while FROG BUTT…is real..

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2021

Apr

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Throwback of the Day

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I don’t know why Selena Gomez is posing in this swimsuit like a fat 50 year old mom trying to hide her gut would pose…but it’s probably because she’s trying to hide that gut…we call it LUPUS BLOAT…which you’re not allowed to say when talking Selena Gomez because people get outraged when you make fun of an auto-immune disease like Lupus, even though you believe that auto-immune diseases are a myth, or a symptom of something else, because no living cell would want to KILL itself…unless it was suffering from the debilitating disease called DEPRESSION…which I don’t even consider a disease either…but instead think of as a product of society failing humanity because we aren’t wired to live this way….while people like Selena Gomez end up in and out of rehab…and Demi Lovato make songs about her heroin overdoses to glamourize it for the kids…because we’re fucked…

Anyway, Selena Gomez is not tucking her balls in this shoot, I feel like she is a legit woman, even if she looks more like a furry or cartoon character than a human, some Barney costume designer went a little over the top when he created her kind of thing….

I do think it’s an old pic cuz her tits are bigger than this, her face more muppety, you know it must be all those anti-rejection meds she’s on for her Kidney.

I don’t know why her Right Nipple is more visible than the left, but we’ll assume it’s got something to do with her genetics being a mess and in conclusion….BAYWATCH this is not….you can red one piece..but that don’t make you Pam tho.

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2021

Apr

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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Sofia Richie is topless in this artsy shoot…not that there’s that much artistry to the pics…but that’s probably because I don’t think art actually exists…even though I’ve known some self proclaimed artists over the years…who were technical able to paint and draw…but who created shit that I would argue was not art….but more acceptable as art since it was paintings than photography…which is not art….Artists are pretentious losers who have rich friends that co-sign their art to launder money…it’s a rich person thing…because Art doesn’t exist…prove me wrong.

That said, this bootleg or fringe Kardashian thanks to fucking one of the Kardashian’s main handlers to launch her social media career…because the Kardashians are the HARVARD or the ELITE SCHOOL of influencing…not because they are masterful or that clever or good…but because society has decided they are….so this is all part of those tactics I guess….get seen…while people are looking in a way that’s not porny or onlyfans cuz her dad’s worth 500 million dollars and she doesn’t need the money…she just does it becuase she like sbeing topless in pics for no reason I guess…which is a great reason…

All this to say, thank god she’s not Nicole…the adopted one….because adopted kids are fucking imposters while this one is the real deal..

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2021

Apr

Daisy Lowe Bath of the Day

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I used to like writing about Daisy Lowe, not that I like writing about any of these idiots, I am not a writer….but I used to like “Taking a Piss” as the British would say on Daisy Lowe like I was her dad on one of his Tranny Girlfriends, and no, I don’t mean Gwen Stefani, who you know was mad about Daisy Lowe coming out of the woodwork when she discovered Gavin Rossdale was her dad after thinking someone else was her dad, because her mom was a groupie like that….even though Gwen Stefani looks trans…and even when I was younger and less sophisticated in my standards of women, back when “I’m just a girl” came out…I would scream at my screen saying “LIKELY STORY GWEN”….you got a dick under that 6-pack abs…bitch..

Anyway, Daisy Lowe, rockstar daughter who didn’t know it, turned model, who has since turned fat is taking a bath for a brand deal…cuz she’s still getting paid and I’m into it, even if I think fat is disgusting, not something to ever empower, the root of all evil and disgusting…I figure she’s old enough to be fat as the good years are behind her, so take what you can get….

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2021

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In this era of social media whiners, you’re either an oppressor or the oppress, you know victim mindset…if you’re the victim, and they are all victims, then you can’t be the oppressor, but if you’re the oppressor, you’re likely a white man….and if you’re not apologetic for that…at least no one social media….you risk being cancelled…which is beyond idiotic and a sign that the MEDIA has won…because I have seen men in their 40s apologize for being white men…and I’m instinctively like “COVID’s made motherfuckers go nuts”….or “motherfucker’s probably a fucking rapist diverting or preemptively avoiding the rape thing”…..by setting the tone, you know get ahead of the story…but I think it’s more about people being so fucking delusional because they are online FAR too much…

But yeah, it’s safe to assume an oppressive white man probably invented the fishnet, you know because being on the ship at sea fishing, all horny and shit needed tojustify fucking the pile of fishnets cuz they had that ripe pussy smell….so only naturally he made it into a marketable an sexy product that is now sold everywhere TODAY…and that girls of the internet like posing it….cuz fishnets are hot….

So thank that guy for wanting to see women caught in his NET….while remembering the internet is fucking crazy…

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2021

Apr

Girl VS Taco Bell and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife VS Windshield

Worst Biker in the World…

Illegal Party!

Ice Versus Car!

A truck filled with dirt overturns on a curve

Water Cannon VS Rioters

Viral Polish Dancer

Guys VS Construction Workers

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The COVID vaccine conspiracies are out of control…

Vaccines companies, pharmacies, etc are BUYING ads from influencers for the VACCINE…they are COMMERCIALIZING it like I expected them to…but that makes it ALL more suspicious…..as people scramble to do what they are told instead of trusting their immune systems….it’s crazy…but if they keep pushing that a 40 year old died of COVID…maybe they’ll get more co-signs…

Then I see propaganda pushing the vaccine, or giving the vaccine people special treatment, like if you’re full vaccinated, go spend easter with family, if not, you fucking SUCK and should die…you FLAT EARTHER…

It’s like if you disagree with the narrative in the media, you’re a conspiracy theorist….and then the shit you didn’t agree with like interment camps, which have now become normal in Canada, and vaccine passports that got discounted early on as Flat Earth shit….fully become standard practice…like they need to introduce it as a crazy conspiracy, then play it off as crazy, only to implement in 6 months later, with everyone’s full support.

It’s weird out there….but Jesus died for this shit, this weekend, then was resurrected, so you know….you’ll be fine….you godless heathen pervert fucks selling your pussies online…..

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…at 2 pm…morning is my choice, my truth, my reality….don’t shame me for sleep….our society invents what works for our damn selves motherfuckers…I don’t work for you….

Demi Lovato Re-Enacts Her Overdose!
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Lisa Ann Celebrated Opening Day as Only She Can
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Virginia School Bus Has A Deer Crash Into It
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Naya Rivera Will Posthumously Voice Catwoman
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This 54 Year Old Man Can Hold His Breath For A Whopping 24 Minutes!
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Guy Claps Like A Boss!
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Stupid Tourist Almost Gets Killed By Airplane For The Perfect Shot!
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Billy Joel Talks About The Story Behind The Lyrics For “Piano Man”
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best thing about not being on Social Media is not hearing people’s April Fools jokes…the fake pregnancies…the fake deaths..the fake everything because the best thing about not being on social media goes well beyond April Fools and into every day where I avoid whatever the trend is and there is always a daily trend all these trone fucks trying to outdo themselves with…then there’s the political, pandemic, vaccine, racism, sexuality bullshit no one actually believes but doesn’t shut up about…you know….always hilarious…but so glad TURNING OFF THE NET….means you can’t get SWEPT UP INSIDE THE NET….it will eat your soul….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Eiza Gonzalez is Body Painted and Amazing
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Cole Tucker Spent Some Quality Time With Vanessa Hudgens Before He Reports to the Minors
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Olivia Jade Bikinis
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Nude MMA Fighter Cindy Dandois
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American Chicks Taking Shots VS Slavs
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Meg Thee Stallion Gets her Booty Fit!
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Paige VanZant Doing the Splits in a Thong is Solid
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Lucy Hale in Fitness Gear Selfie!
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Kelly Brook in a White Shirt!
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Gordon Ramsay and Daughter Do Weird TikTok Dance
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Deep Fake Bella Hadid
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Paige Spiranac Made Towels Featuring Her Cleavage for Haters to Dry Their Tears With
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Brighton Sharbino Bikinis!
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Mia Farrow addresses ‘vicious rumors’ about deaths of children
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Caprice Braless Pokies in Gold Crop Top
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Way Too Happy TO be At Yellowstone
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Chelsea Green Soaking Up the Sun in a Bikini
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Meteorologist breaks down natural disasters in movies & TV with GQ !!
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Garage 54 Makes A Car Wheel Out Of 100 Bolts!
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Cute Dog Sleeping…
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Porn Star Teanna Trump Rumored to Have Been Seen With LaMelo Ball at a Trampoline Park in Charlotte
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Homeless Man Lives in 3D Printed House
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Rebel Wilson Accused of Animal Abuse
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Cheese Ball Freak
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Roy Williams Retires on April Fool’s Day
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Here’s How The Ship Stuck At The Suez Canal Was Freed!
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Puppy Gets Extremely Happy Whemn Mom Got Home!
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Lego Stopmotion
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Knives Out is a Valuable Franchise. Netflix PAYS Out
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Basset Hound Using Ramp as a Slide
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Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley Hit Up a Restaurant in Arkansas
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Helicopter Destroys Itself Right Before Takeoff!
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Wolf Fish are Terrifying
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Gym Bro…Showing Off…
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Dickie V Signs a Two-Year Deal With ESPN
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Looking Into The Mystery Of Magnetic Worms!
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Jocko Willink Talks Dealing with Threatening People
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Euphoria Star in a Sheer Dress doing a Fashion Show
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Girl Pranking Friend with Boxed Milk
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In Case You Missed It – Kinsey Wolanski Gets Her Booty Tased
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Zack Snyder’s Justice League for 20 Dollars
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LA Model is Topless on the Roof!
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Salma Hayek Selfies!
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Idiotic Beach Game
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Upgrade Your Self-Care With These 5 Adult Toys
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Everything a Cycling Enthusiast Could Ask For
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Dermatologists say Gwyneth Paltrow’s sunscreen routine is dangerous
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Aqua wants you to create a musical for one their songs
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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From the Forum

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Candice Swanepoel – Topless in Thong….
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Camila Coelho – Blogger ho in a bikini
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Rita Ora – Bikini by a pool
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Robin Holzken – Victoria’s Secret – Shoot…
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Paris Hilton – Tatler Magazine (UK)
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Ashley Benson – Seen out in Malibu
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Becky G – BTS…..
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Emerald Fennell – W Magazine The Directors Issue
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Madison Beer in a Sweat Suit…
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Jessica Alba in Pantyhose
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Dianna Agron – Shiva Baby
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Tits and Ass in the Movies!
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From stepSMUT!!

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Pee Time.
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Hot Reddit Amateur,….
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Hot Chick
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The Hottest Holly Peers…
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Morning Stretch….
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Busted in Singapore….
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Luna Mills with Dildos and Oiling in Boobs!
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MILF Kit….
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TikTok Dildo Fuck
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Big Titty Girl…
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Tinder Car Fuck….
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Sharona and an Impressive Couch
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Public Pussy Time…
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Relaxing Shower….
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Making the One Night Stand Worth It…
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Cock Rock!
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Girls Helping Girls….
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Hot Body Amateur….
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Mime Porn is Weird…
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In The Library Getting Smart
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Timeless Bunnies
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Strong Girl…..Pulling Beer….
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Creamy….
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15 People Definitely Having a Shitty Day….
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DILDOS, BANANAS…THIS GIRL WILL SHOVE ANYTHING UP HER TWAT
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Anastasia Kvitko Nude Shoot,,
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Wife and her Tits….
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Tight Fit….
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Easter Dreams….
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2021

Apr

Dove Cameron Getting Undressed of the Day

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Live action Powerpuff Girl Dove Cameron, who is creepy and cryptic as fuck on social media, and who seems to have had her face totally jacked up, but who hasn’t and who even knows if it’s not just a filter, I mean maybe this isn’t even Dove Cameron, who would fucking know, it’s the internet where EVERYTHING is a lie..

But yeah, the Disney kid who dated the WEIRD as fuck Disney Kid who died of natural causes at 20, and who has 40 or 60 million followers on her instagram where’s she weird….has nailed the fucking content game….skimpy top, tits out, pants unbuttoned, masturbation from the dudes too old to be looking at you the way they are looking at you, but that you’re likely used to that, we’ve seen the IMDB page girl…

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2021

Apr

Ariana Grande Crop Top of the Day

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I may shit on Ariana Grande like I was one of her ex boyfriends, Mac Miller can’t shit on her cuz he’s dead, but I guess Big Sean can…either way….I like to target the obvious like the mass death at her concert, the fact she called Americans Disgusting, how creepy her midget legs are, how fucking weird her pony tail is, how her trying to be sexy creeps me out when she’s doing her singing and dancing, both of which are annoying as fuck…..but the new American Idol or The Voice Judge…is getting paid 20 million dollars to be a Judge on the show, 7 million more than Blake, becasue…they want a younger audience watching? I guess…use Ariana to get the instagram crowd to order cable and watch a shitty singing contest…I mean why else would they choose this Nickelodeon puppet…..right?

But I should be more positive about Ariana Grande, even if she doesn’t do anything interesting and isn’t that hot….but at least she’s skinny and in this world of fat…I’ll post a skinny Ariana Grande to remind you bitches to be less fat….look how good it can look….figure it out..

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