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2021

26

Mar

Lindsey Vonn in a Glamour Shoot of the Day

Recently single Lindsey Vonn, the professional skier who is likely retired because she’s old, who is fit, with strong legs that can probably do some wonderful thing….she likes the whole “black on blonde” porn fetish since she only dates black guys and I’ll assume that they fuck her with more intensity than all you white fucks….but at least she’s not just hopping on the Black Lives Matter trend like all the other celebrities out there…which seems racist in and of itself….as they collect their friends of color or whatever diversity so they can feel better about themselves by singling out those people….I think it’s called using….or maybe pandering…. like you’d expect rich people to do when they invite a poor person to their dinner parties…only for the poor person to be asked all these offensive questions about life as a poor person by those who find the scenario unfathomable…if you know what I mean….Vonn’s been about Black Lives for years at this point…but this isn’t about that, it’s about her being in a photoshoot that reminds me of a Glamour Shoot of the past and for some reason I’m into it…even though I’m not into Lindsey Vonn…despite being from Canada and forced to be into skiing….and maple syrup….

All this to say…Looking good Vonn.

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2021

26

Mar

Julianne Hough’s a Naughty Mormon of the Day

I don’t know if this is Julianne Hough dancing around in her underwear, but it probably is, she’s some Mormon dancer who sold her soul to the devil and was placed in Los Angeles to star in dance reality shows and branch out into other things…even though you were really destined to be a stripper or a mom of 25 with your sister wives…

From what I know about anyone raised in the church, or in a cult, or really raised anywhere, is that they are all fucking weirdos with deep rooted issues that are annoying….because that is human….but yeah, I have a feeling they made her fuck her brother….because they were always just a little too close, and I guess when you’ve fucked your brother, what’s the shame in basically doing anything sexual, you can’t really top that…making walking around in your panties on the internet barely a thing….but definitely not a mormon thing…which is convenient since any celebrity is a heathen….not that I care, but with this end of the world shit on its way, ya’ll should be repenting…or looking an ex mormon’s hot dance body in panties…both work fine.

Here’s some pics of the hot divorcee on the beach…

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2021

26

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full back panties aren’t just for periods or herpes outbreaks…they are for magical weekends….because full back panties lives matter…full back panties are panties too….full back panties can look good….so don’t believe all the bullshit marketing they have shoved down your throat…we never cared that there were panty lines in your pants, we liked it…and trying to destroy that was a crime against humanity….so now that the granny panty is getting rebranded and women are choosing comfort…we can go back to celebrating full back panties like nature intended…instead of treating it like some dirty secret…that you are ashamed of….

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2021

26

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butts are a pose.

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2021

26

Mar

Isabella Fonte Cameltoe of the Day

TikTok may be insane…..it may be some terrifying spyware that tracks all you Americans….it knows what you are doing, it watches you through your camera, it reads your texts, it knows your location….it’s GOT you by the fucking balls…access to your photos and videos….all in preparation for the big Chinese takeover of America when America falls the fuck apart…or at the bare minimum archived to be used againset this younger generation when they are older and in political positions…you know LONG GAME that….all fully legal according to Apple’s store….SCARY…

But TikTok and it’s advanced chinese machine learning tech has really narrowed down the content needed to lure in americans…..and that’s half naked stupid dances…that’s all it fucking took…and people just ate it the fuck up…

So I don’t use TikTok, I don’t know the big TikTokers, but I do know it’s the troll of the century….feed people views, they’ll keep on producing, cuz they all want to be Kardashians…it’s messy.

I do know that there’s WAY too many under 18 year olds on the platform dancing provocatively for you perverts into that….which should be enough for it to get cancelled, but when it’s China owned and China owns you, it can’t be cancelled.

That said, one of the TiKTokers I like, who is not a Kardashian dick sucker or a took being used to push some agendas is this Isabella Fonte girl…who has Italian Long Island energy, who looks fucking great, and who is professionally trained as a dancer…not to mention she’s showing her pussy definition in her dance which is basically the whole fucking point of having a vagina as far as I’m concerned….I’m a fan.

Isabella Fonte

Isabella Fonte Cameltoe

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2021

26

Mar

Rainey Qualley Panties of the Day

Rainey Qualley has grown on me, which isn’t saying much since I have no fucking standards and would fuck a pile of dog shit if it was wearing perfume…..but that’s the life of an undersexed married pervert over exposed to all the smut of the internet now that girls of the internet are ALWAYS fucking naked or half naked….showing off their tits or their panties…or in some cases how they suck dick…like it’s clout…which I’d argue it is, but still weird to people my age that remember when girls were decent, the hard to crack species we’d have to impress to seduce…they are the KEEPERS of SEX…but likely don’t realize that…

Anyway, I have a celebrity kid trying to be a celebrity with their celebrity money and access, because they are for the most part not any better than the non celebrities doing the same thing, but they have the budgets to game the system better, in a “reddit, twitter, FB, etc weren’t original ideas, other people were doing it, but they just happened to have the big investors like Bill Gates to make it count”…kind of way…

Rainey, who is a singer, not necessarily a good one, but a connected one, which is MORE important…in this fucking nonsense world….she says she’s out of North Carolina, you know backwoods shit, despite being Andie Macdowell’s kid…and I like the hustle…like how the Willis sisters are from Idaho….no you da ho….

What I am saying is she’s hot, she’s long, she’s skinny,she’s in her panties because we’re all friends here, let’s show each other panties….and I like it.


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2021

26

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Bikini

I know what you’re thinking, that Charlotte Lawrence really isn’t hot and that her face is looking pretty 35 years old for a 21 year old….but that’s just MEAN you jerk…she’s not THAT bad….maybe she didn’t facetune herself, because some girls just don’t subscribe to the face injection bullshit, and don’t mind looking old as shit….to which I say…she’s got a body so who needs a face….you CYBER BULLIES….

You’re probably also thinking who the fuck is her friend, what famous parents does she have, does she pretend to be a popstar too? Does Charlotte’s dad watch her swimming in the family pool? I mean he is a TV producer, doesn’t that come with the territory….young pussy sourced by your daughter….21 is LEGAL…

Does her rich hot friend use the family allowance she gets cuz she’s rich to produce nonsense videos, photoshoots or music….or does she do what I would do if I wasn’t a drunken degenerate loser with no job…but instead a rich kid….which is chill….in her bikini…because I think that would be the best strategy….at least less desperate for attention and lame than trying to be something in the entertainment industry because you don’t get enough attention in other aspects of life…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence typically shows her tits because that’s marketing, but bikinis work too….I’m into it…even though I wasn’t into Kate from Drew Carey back in the 90s, but the thing shat out of her ‘gina isn’t that bad…but the music is.

Charlotte Lawrence Bikini

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2021

26

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnet Friday before fishnets get cancelled by the woke who decide that it is a repressive or oppressive symbol created by the patriarchy a hundred and fifty years ago to symbolize pussy smelling like fish?

Or maybe they designed it to represent the captivity of the woman and her form by sexualizing her when bound by a device used to catch fish….you know some BDSM shit before BDSM….

I don’t really know the angle, or if there will ever be an angle to cancel the fishnet, but these internet feminists are fucking crazy and find ways to totally misrepresent things in order to spark outrage and tantrums…so I wouldn’t put it past them….

The only reason they wouldn’t cancel it is because the girls of the internet putting together these pics in fishnets for their fans, followers or to get subscribers….and that would be ANTI SEX WORKER in this SEX POSITIVE ERA of everyone being a whore….because whores need whore outfits to sell their sex…

So get the fishnets while you can…not that fishnets are going anywhere…girls will cancel white men in power, not clothing items that make them look hotter than they are….like FISHNETS…

SO FISHNETS are exempt from the cancel based on that alone….FISHNET FOREVER….UNCANCELABLE.

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2021

26

Mar

Thai Bikini Watermelon Vendor Gets Fined and Other Videos of the Day

Brake Test!

Ski Jump Fail

The Man and the Traffic Light…

I Have No Idea What THis is About

Dumbos

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2021

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was sleeping….but here are some morning links even though the day is half over, blame COVID or CANCER or overall bad health…maybe drinking too much and passing out on the floor at 5 am like I was still 20 despite being 50…who fucking knows or cares..

What I do know is that seeing all these amateur normal girls from good families rebelling by doing porn…because it’s cool, or clout…or status….is funny to me because I have been doing these sites long enough to know…most emailing years later, when they have a family, or husband into Jesus, asking to take down the pics, which I always do, because I am a nice guy…who just appreciates that I got to see them nude at that time in their life…I don’t need to keep seeing them nude you know….so all these good normal mall dwelling mainstream sheep who are doing porn…WILL regret filming sex tapes in a few years and it is going to be hilarious….HILARIOUS…

I also know that it’s going to be COOL to be cancelled soon, it’s like all these cancelled fucks with their tail between their legs, just aren’t doing it right, you’re getting press, it’s not tail between your legs, it’s “yeah, I grabbed her tits”…the world needs villains, so PLAY it the fuck up …it’s your time to shine..

The more TikTok kids who get cancelled, the more it’ll be cool to be cancelled, and the more it is cool to be cancelled, the more outrageous shit you’ll see of people TRYING to be cancelled.

The FUTURE is bright with All these idiots….All these sheep…All these followers trying to get followers…All these porn generation perverts who KILLED romance…

BUT ROMANCE will live forever…

Dove Cameron Wants You To Get Nude
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Travis Kelce’s Model Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Dances in Rihanna’s Underwear
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Eiza Gonzalez is a Big Kelly Clarkson Fan
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Mel Kiper Thinks Mac Jones is the Next Tom Brady
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I saw this last week – Boss Pays Former Employee With Greasy Pennies For The Last Cheque!
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Jack Black Now Does The Hulk Avatar!
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Emma Stone Made a Baby – I Hope IT Didn’t Get Her Mouth
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Space the Fatal Frontier
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Saints CB Marshon Lattimore Was Arrested in Cleveland on Suspicion of Receiving Stolen Property
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Dave Grohl On How He Wrote The Song “Everlong”!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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