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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always thought the Kardashian hype was a lie…a media lie…like no one could actually pay attention to them and that their sales for their products was all inflated…but then I saw twitter and realized…PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THE KARDASHIANS…after all these years…I guess they feel like they are old hairy friends….or some bullshit…which is more reason to not worry about COVID taking you out…the world is doomed…

Do you remember when they used to shame people out of masturbation…those were the good days….your dead relatives watching…you’re going to go blind….you’ll grow hair on your palms…now the kids still at their parents houses despite being in their 20s are like “fuck off mom, I am jerking off”….

Weird.

Just because everyone does it, doesn’t mean we need to talk about it….

I remember having friends say “I was jerking off yesterday”…to which I would say “NEVER START A STORY LIKE THAT WHEN TALKING TO ME”….

We all jerk off, we don’t need to have open dialog about it, not because we should hide it for shame, but because I don’t want to hear it…some things are PRIVATE…keep it that way..

That’s the fucking problem….

Oh and I saw that Asian Hate is up 700 percent….which I guess locally is from 12 people to 90 people…so let’s make a movement and throw a vigil…but STOP ASIAN HATE MEMES are up 1,000,000 percent

I don’t hate Asians any more than I hate other people, I actually don’t even really pay attention to people’s races when I meet them, it’s either they are good or they are evil….but I was talking to my Asian friend this weekend, because of all the Asian hate hype, I had to ask him if he was comfortable going back to the Rub and Tub to get back to work after the shooting and with COVID…and he seemed ok with it, you know far better than buying dead cats off crack babies for him family’s Chinese restaurant….no wait that was the premise of GUMMO…I think…Harmony Korine is another fucking poser cunt…

But yeah, stop Asian Hate…as much as all race / gender specific hate and target all that hate the the actual ENEMIES…..the Kardashians….

All this to say….Grow worms in your vagina to feed the tribe…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rita Ora is in a Pink Thong and is Amazing at It
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Olivia Culpo in a Very Revealing Shit
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Britney Palmer’s Topless in the Sun
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Hot Girl Shows Off her Stretches
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Josie Canseco Works Out and is Amazing at It
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Jordana Brewster on in a Tight Dress on the Street!
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Paige VanZant Whipped Cream Bikini
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Arianna Celeste in a Topless Video!
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Hot Russian Tennis Player
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Halsey’s Selfies
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The Craziest Song You’ll Hear Today…..About Glitter on the Clit
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Grandma Kills it on Social Media
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January Jones is in Thigh High Boots
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Camille Kostek Bikinis with Gronk
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Brielle Biermann Bikinis in Miami
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Dua Lipa’s Panty Flash
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No Skis Stunt…
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Kendall Jenner in some Tight Pants!
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Snake Disrupts Meeting with a Customer
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Glitter Bomb to Trap Phone Scammers
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Chrissy Teigen Partners with Kris Jenner to Do Cleaning Supplies You Shouldn’t Buy
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Khloe and Kim Get at Little Too Close
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Trading Spaces Paige Davis Potentially Posted this Nude to FB
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Nick Bosa’s New TikTok Girlfriend
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Girls Playing Beach Handball are nuts
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Young Guy Saves Old Man
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Prince Playing Basketball on Stage
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Plane is Completely Stationary in the Atmosphere
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Chevy Chase was in Hospital for 5 weeks!
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Bella Thorne is Engaged
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Nascar Fight Broke Out
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Downhill Skateboarding is Mental
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Rui – the Virtual Youtuber
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Fauci has a Kid’s Book
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Selena Gomez is Western in her Latest Shoot!
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Polish Model Kester Shows her Lingerie!
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Woman Claims to Have Given Deshaun Watson Several Massages That Never Turned Sexual
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Slingshot Fail
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Biker VS Van Nails the Landing
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Be Afraid of the Living
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Bebe Rexha is Tired of Photoshop
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Morgan Ketzner is Rooting for Georgetown
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Do You Even Juggle Bro
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Roof Comes Down in the Conservatory….
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Model Ashley Haas Shows Her Sixers Some Love With Her Underboob
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Johnny Depp’s home broken into, intruder enjoyed cocktails and a shower
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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 is Happening….I don’t know what 1 and 2 were
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Brad Pitt said to be ‘heartbroken’ over leaked court documents alleging abuse
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Dad Brings Duaghter in Elephant Enclosure
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Kangaroos Take Over Neighborhood
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Former 49ers RB Jarryd Hayne Facing 14 Years in Prison After Sexual Assault Conviction
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lea Seydoux for Louis Vuitton
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Dua Lipa in Tights
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Bebe Rexha on a Bike
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Sara Sampaio in a Shoot
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Mary Mouser in Euphoria Magazine
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Amanda Steele in a Crop Top
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Molly Sims in Leggings
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Lucy Hale in Bike Shorts
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Ava Phillippe in Jeans
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Jordan Brewster in a Bikini
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Rihanna Has her Tits Out
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TikTok Star Being a Fool in LA
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Sofia Vergara in TIght Jeans
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Bailee Madison in a Rubber Outfit
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Amateur Pussy Eaters
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Sophie Mudd’s Insane Boobs
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Used Condom Skirt
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Girls in the Photobooth
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Produce Section
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Naked Reddit Amateur
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Masturbating Girl Gets Busted
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Terrifying Picture of the DAy
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The Norwegian Snowbplow
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Squirts Up
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The Video that Got a Streamer Banned
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A Bunch of Booty
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Mental Mondays
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Girls in Showers
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Creamy!
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Crazy Bubble Butt
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30 Mins of Amateurs
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Girls in Cars
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Asa Akira’s Pussy Pounder
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Wife Cheats on Husband On Vacation in Brazil
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18 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Golden Hour Dildo Ride
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Dildo Testing
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15 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Ass Spreader
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Fights!
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TikTok Transition
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Glory Holes!
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Scumbag of the Week!
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2021

Mar

Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a child dancer reality stat from a show that shouldn’t exist.

She sells her provocative pics via the “Close Friends” feature on Instagram….so basically, like Snap Chat before it, you can pay to have access to her “Close Friends Feed”…that’s really just a loophole to turn Instagram into some kind of only fans, where yo get on all fours and show people what being a dancer from Kalamazoo is supposed to be…

Unless this is how she poses for her friends, you know showing them her thong so they know her underwear choice for the day, as BFFs should…or maybe it’s just a safe way to pander to perverts while pretending your not….because the MONEY is so good as dudes are fucking perverts willing to spend the money on such stupidity like panty pics of some girl you’ve barely heard of….

I don’t mind that all women have a price to get half naked, I appreciate that this is the norm, it’s just insane on about 10 levels…because there was a time when everyone WASN’T a porn chick….but now they are…so I appreciate the hustle…

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2021

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld Double Masked Titty Pic of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Hailee Steinfeld is potentially the single most important A-List celebrity to exist in current times because she’s got herself into bikini model shape and does the whole bikini model thing for bikini brands because she can…all while being in legitimate mainstream movies…and no one her age has the same level of success that she has…all while being able to push the diversity card because she’s a mix of all kinds of ethnicities…meaning she’ll be allowed to exist in the new version of Hollywood, which is great news, because she’s hot…

I generally hate celebrities, but for whatever reason, one I call “she actually looks good half naked”….Hailee Steinfeld makes the cut….and if I think back on my life I’ve really only hyped up a handful of celebrities….Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried, Heather Graham, Sienna Miller, Salma Hayek and a few others, but Steinfeld’s the new, even though she’s been around a while, she’s just more fit now and thus better….

So here are her tits in a corset wearing a DOUBLE MASK which is just idiotic, but keep the lie alive Steinfeld, it’s the responsible thing to do, I mean to get everyone vaccinated….which I guess makes this some DOUBLE MASK fetish porn since you don’t want to catch NO variants from the UK or BRAZIL…

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2021

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER…

I talk shit on COVID because I have no sympathy for people going onto greener pastures, I figure life is a joke as it is, the system is set to work against us, and getting ahead is a struggle, so if anything death is that gift, so to fear a virus that can barely take you out, is to fear the inevitable and that’s just idiotic….

You can walk out of your house today and get run over, you may have cancer growing inside you, your heart may have a defect and you may end up dying when fucking some street whore in a back alley while your wife is grocery shopping….YOU can’t be scared to be alive, there’s always viruses and diseases and you have no control over it….the fittest people can go down in a helicopter and crackheads can die at 95….there’s no logic…so to sit hiding and scared of unsick people has been the biggest joke EVER…when did people get so fucking soft…

Not to mention, if you were to live, or if you were promised that new lease on life, what are you going to do with it….are you going to make a difference, save the world…or will you go back to your eating shit foods, with loved ones who will also die prematurely as it’s always premature even when you’re 100 and supposed to be dead…you’re like “if only I had one more day”….because I think people just do vapid and useless things with their time…they shop…they go to the movies…they go to parties…but it’s all meaningless so stop being a pussy hiding scared…get back to living cuz we’re all going to die eventually and what you do isn’t that important…

What these nurses do…is important though…not because a 3 year technical college degree makes them heroes to me, but because these ones are smart enough to utilize being a tool in the COVID narrative that will make dudes feel guilty enough to tip them heavy in their sex work, while not getting fired from their real work, cuz they need people on staff and because you can’t shame an employee for being a sex worker who sells nudes anymore…that’s WOMAN hate…and sexist…you patriarchal devil…

So these nurses know….”people are sold on us, we just need to get naked, and they’ll feel like giving us tons of money to support us as we fight the frontlines” that aren’t actual front lines…they have time to take fucking nudes on the job…but DON’T TELL THEM THAT…THEY’LL STOP TIPPING…and life is about the TIP…

Now, I don’t hate medical workers, I do think their work is important, but I prefer them naked and mooching off idiots with their nudes, cuz nudity is fun…

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2021

Mar

Frida Aasen Being Hot of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a Norwegian model who turned her back on the life of a cross country skier (that’s Norwegian Hate and Norwegian Hate has increased 1000 times from 0 cases to 1 case in the past year since COVID started, because of TRUMP)….

Frida Aasen said fuck it to the Nordic Spa treatments she was used to, the Northern Lights, the snowdrifts and said “I look fucking good half naked and half naked in permafrost is not half naked at all”….so she linked up with Victoria’s Secret and now exists as one of those models, which is a good thing, because she’s fucking hot….

The world needs more hot models, because all this inclusivity shit is RUINING the boners of a generation who don’t know what HOT is, but instead think jerking off to hot girls is SEXIST or some patriarchy…while they cut off their white dicks in efforts to no longer be the predator white man that has RUINED society for the next generation….or some other insane shit…

THE WORLD is nuts, but at least there are still HOT bitches like this..

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2021

Mar

Amber Rose Takes a Bath of the Day

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The thing you have to apprciate about Amber Rose is that despite having been made fun of for having gay sex with Kanye West, she’s pretty true to her fucking self, because I’ve seen her getting naked on the internet for fun and probably money, despite having more than one kid with rappers who likely pay her 20k a month, but in this society 20k a month is dog shit, one Chanel Purse is 20k, you need more….and what btter way to do it than get naked….

But the difference with Amber Rose is that she was a hot stripper when she was first introduced to us as Kanye’s girlfriend before he went onto horrible things like the Kardashians….so she’s just doing what she’s always done with this getting naked for money shit…and you might as well get that money you can when it’s available because eventually everyone will be broke in their FEMA camps unable to pay monthly fees to girls who get naked, so do it while it lasts….

Whether you find her hot or not, never forget she publicly told the world Kanye likes his ass played with and if that isn’t an important legacy, maybe her massive titty reduced tits are…..besides the shitty tats, she’s still worth looking at naked so go show your support and give her your damn money fools…

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2021

Mar

Alexis Ren Wet of the Day

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Alexis Ren is the body that despite her decision to get unnecessary bolt ons, is still the body that gets half naked in in bathing suits, because based on all my research over the years, that’s the whole point of instagram….ALL these girls are just bitches in bikinis trying to get likes, which isn’t a bad thing, I am all for bitches in bikinis at all time, in fact wear the bikinis everyday…I don’t know how many times I see a woman walking in the park, or wherever and I think “she should be in a bikini”….just like I don’t know how many times I’ve been served food and drink, in a retail store, basically anywhere I’ve interacted with women where I’ve thought “she should be in a bikini”….it’s a thing….a thing Alexis Ren just calls LIVING…

I am not going give her more hype and influence than she deserves, but her going viral as a bikini babe with some adventure travel boyfriend inspired or convinced so many girls working shitty jobs to re-evaluate their lives and go for the gold…the instagram dream…so she is single-handedly responsible for so many bikini pics of followers biting her style…so whether you like her body or not…and what’s not to like…it’s a girl…half naked….know that at least one body you do like out there is only out there because they were ripping off her life….so if anything…Alexis Ren is an instagram hero….and this is her doing hero things…if posing in meaningless photoshoots for attention is a thing…which I think it is…even if not that important a thing.

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2021

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS

Mondays are for moms in this overpopulated world that is turning on us by trying to kill us off with weak ass viruses you’re all pussies and scared of….so why not focus on moms of the world who get naked on the internet showing their pussies…to celebrate all you pussies….

It’s the rebirth before the vaccine makes everyone infertile so that they can birth….allowing the earth to be a more manageable place….where the environment thrives and brings back the oxygen to the survivors…

Mom pussy….a dying thing because all children will be made in a lab….so take it in….wrecked mom bodies will be something you tell your grand kids about in year 2043….but for now…it’s very real…and here are some moms doing things moms have always done because they are moms and thus have been cummed in at least once…x

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2021

Mar

Salma Hayek Swimsuit of the Day

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In really important news, the Lebanese Mexican who likely has a French Passport too, thanks to being married to a Billionaire’s billionaire son, because that’s what happens when you’re a successful celebrity woman who has been made into a fetish, you sugar baby better than the rest of them, not that they need to, but why the fuck not….since they don’t associate with broke fucks….it’s a higher level of human…

But in really important news, the actress who’s tits we loved in her early years of American movie making, still has huge tits in her 50s….and looks great showing them off from half a mile away, which works for me because she’s aging well, despite the menopause, which in some cases is a gift that keeps giving month after month for the birth control aspect of menopause and not the standard reminder that your bitch is expired like it is in most cases…we call this menopausal inclusivity.

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2021

Mar

Scout Taylor Compton Bikini of the Day

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Who the fuck is Scout Taylor-Compton and which one is she in thiv VIDEO being a degenerate in what could be Miami Springbreak before the CURFEW they imposed under the FAKE COVID panic, that is really just racism directed at hood people going buck wild that they don’t want going buck wild….but since COVID is the excuse of the decade…blame COVID…even though we all know Florida doesn’t give a fuck about COVID…

THAT SAID…who the fuck is Scout….I checked her IMDB and despite being in a lot of things since the year 2000….shes’ basically been in nothing you’ve ever heard of…which I guess is a win in and of itself….the actress who is a working actress in every bootleg production but who still gets paid…all while remaining invisible….so she can go about her everyday life without people asking for autographs…probably not her dream of fame…but the only fame I would want if I was enough of a queer to want to play make-belief on camera like someone who wasn’t hugged enough as a child…despite not being hugged enough as a child….mom died, foster system, you know what the kids of today call TRAUMA while justifying putting large dildos in their ass for only fans…\

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