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2021

15

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple of the DAy

Jennifer Aniston has figured out social media right, she’s brought the only reason you watched Friends, and I don’t mean the puppy, which for the record won’t repair or replace the fact that she never had a kid because she was too career oriented and the men who would have had kids with her, fucked right off when they got the chance because there’s clearly something wrong with her, I mean she’s a spinster, which is always a fun joke until you’re 50 and your sex appeal is also 50 and you realize the next 40 years will be empty without a child to bring up and watch grow as that’s the circle of fucking life…even though I think kids are the worst….I know that people with kids are more fulfilled…so puppies can try to fill that void but for a narcissistic actress….it’s not in her image and its wins are her wins…it’s just a dog….but since dogs are better than people…and it’s pretty fucking cute…it definitely steals from an old tit…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Uncategorized

2021

15

Mar

Inka Williams Ass of the Day

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I am a big Inka Williams fan, even though she’s not a a huge name in the model industry, she lives in a Bali….a tropical place, has lived there forever, long before the “digital nomad” influencers moved in and tryined to snake her sports…

So she just puts out the selfie reminders that eating local is better….she has an amazing body, the kind I like to see in bikinis that look like this, because I’m a small tit hot ass fan…This selfie is a SOLID butt shot is fucking magical…
it’s fit..it is not yet 30 so it doesn’t have that annoying middle aged attitude….or sag…you know from being stuck inside streaming all day….but it’s got a good energy around it..

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2021

15

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess with moms getting younger and young thanks to lockdown measures, social media, Kylie Jenner, young people feeling empty and alone thanks to being raised on a screen on anti-depressants and all, finding love in hook-up culture in the form of random dudes cumming inside them, only to realize that a baby will feed the emptiness that society brings…along with an opportunity to earn money off it like the best fashion accessory….or instagram pet around….you know give it an social media account and see where it goes…because if you can’t monetize the baby you have to fill the emptiness that social media brings thanks to monetizing everything….what the fucks the point…

But yeah, younger moms, hotter bodies than older moms, making the whole mom thing less gross than it sounds on paper….

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Posted in:Milf

2021

15

Mar

Faith Schroder Pussy Print of the Day

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I know that some of you out there are against the Schroder’s thanks to Ricky being a Trumper who gave money to bail out a kid who went to an event armed with an AR-15 and I get that…I mean you might as well alienate their daughter for being a product of him…assuming you are offended by him…which if you are on that side of the conversation…you likely are….

But I am not interested in politics, at least when it comes to celebrity children trying to be influencers, because I know that you can’t make everyone happy…there is good an there is evil and good that looks like evil and evil that looks like good….it’s a slippery slope that bred the cancel culture and all the headaches we have to deal with because everyone is so emotional, irrational, and don’t just let people have their own opinions no matter how bigoted or annoying they are…

I am more interested in staring at the tight pants trying to see the cameltoe you know to know what the pussy potentially looks like…it’s the whole point of tight pants you know…

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2021

15

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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SUPPORT OUR FRONTLINE WORKERS!

Nothing like celebrating the FRONT LINE like looking at them nude…

I mean unless you’re more into cheering them on by putting signs on your front door, or honking every time you drive by the hospital where they work….but I think these medical workers want you to support them by paying them for nudes….

It is the prime time to get paid to post nudes as a scrub wearing worker….because when else in their lifetime will they have guilt of those not on the frontlines to really solidify paying for nudes….unless they just do it for free, a thrill, to help us because they are medical workers and thus have empathy…I don’t know…I just know it happened and here it is…

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Posted in:NURSES

2021

15

Mar

Kara Del Toro Went Out for Dinner of the Day

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I just found saw some PICS OF KARA DEL TORO out for diner in LA because COVID doesn’t exist now that a vaccine has given people the illusion of being safe, even though they likely weren’t unsafe before since they aren’t obese 90 year olds in the home…but people like the bandaids and the vaccine is the bandaid….because everyone is so invested in COVID, they feel like the magic pill to make it go away is the fucking answer….and that’s ok….but when you see live TV shows trying to diffuse the haters by saying “we are following protocol”…like they did in the first 5 minutes of the Grammys’ I watched prior to wanting to kill myself because of how disappointing the entertainment industry has become….then realized entertainment industry, at least the pop level has always been dog shit, so you get to read my wonderful blog posts no one reads another day…

But yeah, Kara Del Toro went to dinner, she’s an IG model and her tits are deserving of this post…

Posted in:Kara Del Toro

2021

15

Mar

Nina Agdal Does Fitness of the Day

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Here’s some Nina Agdal for you to masturbate to, because she may be older and she may not have been the hottest of the Sports Illustrated models to ever happen, but she theoretically had sex with Leo DiCaprio and he is or was the coveted A-Lister to have sex with, which increased her value or at least the value of the penis she inserts in herself, assuming she ever had sex with anyone who wasn’t stupid rich, because most models don’t….unless they are doing it for some sort of social experiment or to pretend that they are still down to earth after years of making over a million dollars a year for showing up on set somewhere…it’s silly.

Now…she doesn’t work as a model…she works as a girlfriend to a rich guy who has family houses in awesome places for her to take selfies of trying to maintain her look for that rich guy to not go for a younger model, but instead make a baby in her. It’s a science!

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2021

15

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s Monday Afternoon and today is about the rebirth….I mean at least that’s what we’ll call Daylight Savings Time, which STOLE an hour of our life because clearly TIME is not a construct of man, but instead something created by the universe….not that I know anything about TIME, the whole thing confuses me….I was trying to watch some youtube video on the end of the world, which apparently is based on time colliding, so that the last 15 million years, end up being 15 seconds, before turning into some sort of blackhole, and it confused me….

But Milky Tits man, they are just some primal, feed a baby thing…if you were a baby, you were fed by tits, or wanted to be fed by tits, so at your core, you’re into the tits…it’s the SOURCE of the life….so here a milky tits!

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Posted in:Lactating

2021

15

Mar

Getting It Done and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Biking in Capetown

Anti-Masker Gets Arrested

Fuel Leaks Takes Out Line of Cars

Thief of the Bus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When in captivity – STREAM…

I watched an episode of the Woody Allen documentary…and as someone who always hated Woody Allen movies and thought he was an overrated creepy fuck… I wasn’t all that surprised to hear he’s a fucking pervert weirdo…

I watched some Amazon movie with Rosamund Pike about being a horrible lesbian who robs from old people she steals guardianship from….only to be reminded that Lesbians are mean….

I watched the intro to the Grammy’s where Trevor Noah made me ask myself “how does this guy have a 30 million dollar house”…because he was awful…it was awful….

I was reminded the world is doomed and instead chose to STARE AT THE WALL…which is where my pleasure is derived….lost in my own confused thoughts that are really just nothingness..

Here are some morning links..

The “Blonde Bomber” Won Her Fight After Weighing In With Nothing But Blue Lingerie On
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Bella Thorne BikinI Babe
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Hot Nude Model in Bed
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Ice Cube, Conan, Kevin Hart Get Into a Lyft
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Kyle Juszczyk and His Wife Kristin Celebrate His New 5-Year, $27 Million Deal With the 49ers
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Golden Retriever Demolishes the House
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Power Pole Collapse
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Model Madi Teeuws Steps in the Ring With Very Little On
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Earthquake Causes Rocks to Fall
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Man with Ass Eating Sticker Gets Ticket
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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