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2021

18

Mar

Courtney Stodden Nipples and Some Jean Shorts of the Day

In the event you were wondering, Courtney Stodden is amazing….I’ve been a fan since she broke through as tabloid fodder and I am still a fan all these years later….clown tits and all…because the fact is….if you’re going to get tits, get fucking tits, you know that’s how ALL fake tits should be….none of this trying to be sneaky and natural shit, I mean be that cartoon pinup model you WANT TO BE…

In the event you were wondering, my biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party many years ago…it was the one time I was invited anywhere and it would have been great to sing her love songs, read her poetry, make her art out of my semen on her bathroom mirror…you know never leave even when security tries to remove me…

What I am saying is that she’s a keeper…

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2021

18

Mar

Madelaine Petsch Side Tit of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale which may not mean anything to you, but I have seen the show and it is the fucking worst pile of shit on tv, but people like it, which is more proof that society is fucking dooomed….

She is substantially hotter than all the other girls on the show, in fact she’s the only hot one on the show, the others are the dog shit equivalent of what you’d expect Betty and Veronica to look like….you know the fermented shit left in the basement to see if it turns alcoholic cuz you would drink it if it did, but that you don’t want to drink because it’s fermented shit, but that you’re alcoholic too…

Anyway, if you’re going to watch shows about 25 year olds pretending to be 18 year olds, the girls cast should be hot…we’re trying to relive our youth fighting crime alongside them….but in Riverdale’s case…this is it….

So here’s the good kind of redhead, from South Africa, on TV, in photos, and this is the side of her tit…

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2021

18

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I almost forgot that it is Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….which is the best part of any Thursday because it’s got all your favorite things…thongs and assholes because assholes are sometimes broader then the thong fabric…meaning the asshole peeks its little asshole nose out at you and winks all without the girls who owns the asshole feeling like she’s posting a nude….it’s just a thong people…get your heads out of the gutter…you see these on any lingerie ecommerce site, are you saying they are porn sites too? Exactly..this is just panty modeling by amateurs..united by the genderless / gender fluid…ASSHOLE…

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2021

18

Mar

Morgan Cryer is an Actress to Look Out For of the Day

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I have never heard of Morgan Cryer, but she’s apparently an actress, who isn’t, but I did find her INSTAGRAM where she posts endless bikini pics….and since we like bikini pics even though we don’t give a fuck about actresses…I’ll support and encourage any girl in bikini pics on instagram to parlay that into acting…because you might as well get that pay check if you’re hot enough….not to mention actresses are pretty fucking ugly for the most part, so pump some hot bodied already half naked girls into the mix, and make content a better place for all of us in captivity forced to watch streaming content all day….you know how it is….

So as an actress she’s been in very insignificant roles since 2009…..but we’ve got hope for her, maybe she’ll make her own movie, one in which she’s fully naked in…you see I prefer the low levels to the high levels they are more defeated and keen to win….

She’s also the owner of some candle company called NOSTALGIA LA so she’s not just a vapid idiot like the other vapid idiots waiting for a sugar daddy to fly them to Tulum…she’s entrepreneurial..on the hustle….

As an instagram bikini model…she’s been in bikinis…and here’s a round-up…

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2021

18

Mar

Charisma Carpenter Bikini of the Day

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I never watched Buffy….I am not that kind of nerd, if anything I fucking hate nerds, but having a shitty celebrity focused blog is probably the most nerdy thing you can do….I just don’t identify as one….because I don’t know anything about websites…but everything I do screams that I am the worst kind of nerd…one that doesn’t know he’s a nerd….and Old Lady Charisma Carpenter tits are making me realize what I actually am…thanks a lot…but at least the tits are big…not because the tits are inspiring…but they are big.

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2021

18

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Showing Tit of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is a budding young rich kid from LA doing what other rich kids with connected parents are doing in LA, which is trying to find an angle they can use to be famous, because they deserve it, they were born in the industry, they have budget and connections in the industry to make the magic happened…but they are also young, only interested in the followers and fame aspect, so nothing they do is really that good despite having those budgets…they aren’t revolutionizing music, or movies, or even instagram content, they are just doing the bare minimum with better access and that’s too bad…because Charlotte Lawrence, who consistently shows off her tits because of fashion and probably because of likes, follows, tits get clicks, so pretend the tits are a style choice not a clickbait choice….

Well, she’s doing more media, like this photoshoot and I think she looks pretty good even though I wasn’t interested in her mom when she was on Drew Carey…back when we had no choice but to watch sitcoms…because she was pretty average…but this one’s putting in work and despite hating the site, I’ll show my support in what I assume is a disappointing music career, but that’s not saying much, since all music pretty much sucks now.

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2021

18

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS….the gamification of flashing big enough tits to get a slow motion bounce when flashing said tits…I don’t know when Titty drops started, but leave it up to the internet of perverts to come up with strategic ways to flash their titties…which in the event you were wondering…is the best way for titties to be treated in content on the internet because there is nothing worse than awesome tits that aren’t being flashed…not that that happens…any girl with awesome tits knows she has awesome tits and knows she needs to cash in on those tits…even if she has another job….because nice tits are something special that shouldn’t be hidden away in shame or modesty…THEY SHOULD BE DROPPED like billionaire Kanye Dropping new shoes for his 6 billion dollar empire….

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2021

18

Mar

Jennifer Garner Ass of the Day

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I never found Jennifer Garner hot, but that’s just a matter of opinion, and I never really hated her as an actress, I’ve always been indifferent, but YOU may think she’s the hottest mom out there, which would probably make me question what kind of person you are, but I remember we’re on DrunkenStepfather so you’re likely a pile of shit of a person..

I have always felt bad for Garner, knowing that she put up with the asshole drunken ego that is Ben Affleck, who you can guarantee was a piece of shit to her on the regular, but for whatever reason, she’s never thrown him under the bus, but should…and maybe this is about that, you know, a simple spanking herself as a fuck you, but it looks more like it is part of her cam show and the pants are about to be pulled down to reveal the fist shaped dildo…you know as these things happen….on the internet…where everyone is a sex worker….even A-Listers…

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2021

18

Mar

Dakota Johnson Thong of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is out here modelling some thonged one piece outfit over her jeans, which in the event you didn’t know is not the way these things are supposed to be done, it’s like she’s been raised in her third generation celebrity aquarium, and hasn’t spent her time on social media enough to realize there’s supposed to be an ASSHOLE behind the thong, not fucking jeans….but maybe there’s a fetish out there for people who like thongs over pants….a weird fetish to have but there are weirder ones….I figure when you throw in a third generation celebrity, that in and of itself is a fetish, so everything they do from pissing, to eating, to having food poisoning is a fetish…especially if you’re a 50 Shades of Grey fan….you middle aged mom fuck…

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2021

18

Mar

Anna Kendrick Legs of the Day

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Anna Kendrick terrifies me…but I guess she’s feeling herself in this selfie, showing some leg that she’s intentionally not pigeon toed in, because in the event you didn’t know, this bitch walks like a cerebral palsy sufferer, but proved that she won’t let that get her down….she’ll prevail and somehow become an A-List actor…I mean it’s all so confusing when you look at the stars they package as A-List and worth through how hot they are, how big their tits are, how good they are at acting, and never do they live up to the hype or the paychecks they get…it’s some lottery win shit…and Kendrick, who as far as I’m concerned has no talent, even when she sings, is all weird mouthed and fucked creepy…yet consistently working and rich….

I wouldn’t suggest she fucked Weinstein, but maybe she gave him a pigeon foot job, I don’t know…it confuses me.

This selfie, which when you’re Anna Kendrick you don’t need to selfie, we KNOW who you are…e are from some Kid Choice Awards shit where she’s trying to program younger people to be into her so that her earning GOES on forever….media manipulation I guess….you need it when you’re this ugly…but packaged as hot.

Here’s a YOUTUBE video that shows off her pigeon toed posture at least once, so ya’ll understand where the reference is coming from…it’s a support document….THANKS

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