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2021

03

Mar

Candace Cameron Bure’s DJ TANNER Bikini Pics of the Day

Candace Cameron Bure is in her bikini for Jesus…

You know since she’s a weirdo Christian that is one of those uncomfortably Christian, despite posting pics of her husband feeling her up, defending herself with some “GOD SUPPORTS HUSBANDS AND WIVES PRODUCING TITTY GRABBING PORN”…and I guess her God also supports 45 year old women in bikinis, because they aren’t over 50 yet, so they haven’t quite hit the cut off age, that I’ve always thought was 30 before realizing that 40 year olds still sexualize themselves even if they shouldn’t…but with the botox and fitness and shit it’s not the 40 you remember…which is good….

I don’t know the motivation of the bikini pics for Jesus, but there’s likely some good family programming in here somewhere as you look at her pussy mound thinking about her multiple babies she’s been graced with thanks to the good lord…even if the bikini pics are obviously shameless, designed for attention, or posted in exchange for money…all very ANTI-Christian reasons…but DJ TANNER yo…

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2021

03

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Girls who smoke weed and like getting nude, like to get nude with their weed, whether it’s to show off that they smoke weed, which I fucking doubt, I mean who gives a fuck if anyone smokes weed, but maybe there’s still some sort of cool factor for weed smokers, like some secret society, since it’s not mainstream and taxed by the government around the world, like it is in Canada….where we see weed as the equivalent of having a beer, but with less calories and adverse effects, shit is a plant with no processing, organic in the right way, unless sprayed with PCP like they tell you about, even though you’d probably wish it was, so that you actually trip out and not just in a “I’m stoned” staring at the videogame console way…

The point is that weed being illegal is idiotic, invest in weed stocks for when it does get legalized, if it gets legalized, and stare at girls making naked weed content cuz they are that into weed, or trying to be weed influencers, in an era where there’s too many girls getting naked and calling themselves influencers, so you gotta find your niche….and this is that niche..

I’d put a WEED AD LINK here if I had a WEED Sponsor…but I don’t…so WEED SPONSORS OUT THERE…hook me up, we do this post every wednesday and this motherfucker needs a private jet with COVID and all….my life of internet luxury running this charitable organization that is not for profit by circumstance not choice…is getting more expensive..

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2021

03

Mar

Lucy Hale Short Shorts of the Day

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I find Lucy Hale so fucking boring, there’s just nothing inspiring that comes from anything that she does….even though the ridiculously famous thanks to “Pretty Little Liars” which made the whole group of them famous, only the whole group of them aren’t still CW’s sweetheart cast in at least 4 of their shows, none quite as good for her as Pretty Little Liars..

I see her in leggings, in workout shorts, walking the dog…and I just find her dull as shit…

The only interesting thing about her is the she’s now fucking her CW brother, who I guess is no longer on CW, but was thanks to the pile of shit that is Riverdale….SKEET ULRICH…you SCREAM and CRAFT hero because he’s in his 50s….while she is not.

I don’t really give a fuck about a 50 year old dating some 30 something year old, I just think it’s funny that Skeet likely SKEETS inside her and for whatever reason, that makes me laugh…all while she remains BORING as shit…

For the record, I can’t believe I know the gossip that Lucy Hale fucks Skeet Ulrich…I may do these posts daily like it is a prison but I don’t actually know celeb gossip so it’s weird….

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2021

03

Mar

Eiza Gonzales Shorts and Cellulite of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican actress who has basically been rebuilt from the ground up, we need some BEFORE AND AFTER pics here to demonstrate just how aggressive she went on the rebuild…

She’s in AMERICA getting famous as they need Mexican actresses to pretend they are inclusive and diverse, you know how it is, so why not use an actual Mexican girl who was able to get into the USA because she was Rich in Mexico…

The funniest thing about her is that she’s had an eating disorder, which is always fun for guys into skinny bitches, but the problem with that weight fluctuations is loose fucking skin….that ends up looking like this burn victim mess.

ANd for the record her eating disorder wasn’t the good kind of starve yourself cuz skinny looks good, it was over eating from 15-20….which is so funny to me…

Actually, the funniest thing about her is that she was fucking Fergie’s husband Josh Duhamel, the A-List of the D-List straight to streaming (when streaming was a bad thign) actor….when they first broke up…speaking of Fergie…I held her hand once and it wasn’t as masculine as you’d expect…but her security wasn’t into it…

Shes’ been touring, doing media, in the paparazzi and all that shit because that’s how you establish your famousness…and she was in some Fast and Furious shit, so you know she matters, in the worst way, but still matters.

NICE SHORTS THOUGH.

I know she’s wearing a mask so if you need a reminder of what her face looks like :

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2021

03

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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You all know what Pussy Wedgies or Cameltoes or Pussy Definition is….I don’t need to draw a diagram, there’s enough visuals of what it is here for those of you who have never looked at a vagina with clothing jacked up in it before….which I am hoping is NONE of you….since they are hot…

NOT TO METION…I do this post every fucking week motherfuckers, why don’t YOU know what it is about…it’s like you don’t even LISTEN to me….assholes…

Anyway, in the era of everyone being a whore on the internet, there’s limited ways for them to be sexual without getting fully naked, and with all the tight pants and skimpy clothing, it’s the new cleavage…

So girls are out here doing what they gotta do to feel hot, to prove they have vaginas, to show you the fatness of their lips for the internet, for whatever reason…and celebs are rocking cameltoes basically ALL the time too…because it’s mainstream, a fashion trend, so dive in and look at some hungry cunt…

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2021

03

Mar

Rihanna Flower Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna was rich as shit before she got herself into this lingerie business but now she’s stupid fucking rich because it has been evaluated at over 1 Billion dollars by FORBES, which could be bullshit, but is probably what it is worth, in this era of celebs selling crap direct to consumer, eliminating all those middle men, taking all that profit…..marketing is a hell of a drug….and I guess money is…

She’s partnered with the same people that do FABLETICS with Kate Hudson and SHOEDAZZLE with Kim Kardashian, just out here making billionaires off trash…that replaces the traditional trash people used to buy….like Victoria’s Secret…who will likely try to buy the brand off FABLETICS when they decide it’s their only hope of survival…so that rihanna and her hundreds of millions can sleep easy knowing she’ll never go hungry in her mansions…

THe best hting about the collab, or the brand, is that it’s lingerie, so Rihanna as part of her deal stars in the shoots, which may not be the same hot alien faced Rihanna of our youth, not that I was young when Rihanna came up, but it’s still a more mature, thicker, and bustier Rihanna….that I guess they knew she’d be when they sourced her in BARBADOS like a bunch of Human Traffickers…

What I am saying is that…I’ll stare at Rihanna in lingerie as she sells lingerie to make those billions…she deserves it…you know, since she’s Rihanan and not some Kardashian crap..

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2021

03

Mar

Sophie Simmons Booty of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is potentially the most VALUABLE KISS collectable for the KISS fans out there who like to jerk off to other things that GENE SIMMONS has made with his semen….not that his music or brand identity as KISS was made by his semen…but I do know Sophie Simmons was…

I did just google KISS collectables, because this era of insanity involves people selling POKEMON cards for millions of dollars, Unboxing Baseball cards as grown ass men and making millions of dollars, or selling animated GIFs as DIGITAL art for millions of dollars….so I figure some ROCK ICONS like KISS must have some MILLION dollar MERCH….and they don’t….

The best I found was a $31k autographed rehearsal paper….where 10 people are watching….and 12k Paul Stanley Hat that 70 people are wathching….and based on my calculations, Sophie Simmon’s piss is worth more than that and NOT even in VIDEO on her ONLYFANS….but in the fucking toilet….everytime she flushes since she’s 1 of 2 heirs to the KISS empire…

She’s been trying to do the IG model thing for a while, she has big tits so I am surprised she hasn’t pulled it off, I am sure I could help her with both the big tits and her instagram model work…but mainly with the big tits….which apparently she’s turned her back on, as she’s clearly trying to show off her ass….in bike shorts which are far less gay when on a rich socialite reality star celebrity kid than some weekend warrior dentist in line at Starbucks for his post ride smoothie..

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2021

03

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens recently revealed to the world that she lets some Major League Baseball player put his bat up in her….and like all girls getting fucked right…she’s happy….I think it’s called DICKMATIZED…but I could be wrong, with a 2 inch penis, which is convenient for times when you need to hide your erection, the whole DICKMATIZED thing doesn’t actually happen…so it’s all foreign to me..

HOWEVER, Hudgens has been horny since she got her start, so seeing the 30 year old version of her, with it’s fake tits, being humped by some chick, now that she’s an INFLUENCER is just the state of the world…

But I will say, I’d rather see her doing this, than her not doing this, because I think she’s hot, bolt ons and all, but I’ve liked her since her first leaked nude scandal because at the time it was innovative and different and naked…before everyone was doing it…and she didn’t even get fired by Disney….MAGICAL…

I don’t know why her friend is so fucking horny for the social media, this bitch is like a retard girl who can’t get enough fuck, just rubbing up on things and humping the air like we did in high school thinking it was funny…while she’s clearly doing it hoping the active wear are. tight enough to make her cum…at least that is the storyline…

It is pretty funny that she has a friend so hyped on her, we call those groupies, who love the a-list attention so much that they can’t get enough of the a-lister, making cameos on their social media as the sexual predator who won’t stop humping her fucking leg….even if it’s consensual it’s weird….but hot to me and that’s what counts…

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2021

03

Mar

Amanda Cerny’s Holding her Tit of the Day

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The most impressive thing about Amanda Cerny is thaat despite being a nude Playboy model, which is how she got her start, whether you find her a hot Playboy model or not is irrelevant, the girl got naked in an era of naked alienating you from mainstream work….

Only to launch on VINE with a bunch of lame VINE dudes who were paid way too many millions for their jokes, because they needed the hot chick costar, and she was the hot chick costar – so she fully reinvented herself from being that nude Playboy chick…..

So brands, despite her being a PLAYBOY chick were all for giving her work, because they never GOOGLED her to see she was a nude model, the tarnish or scarlett letter that normally gets you blacklisted…

ANYWAY…she’s now selling premium content, which despite being a nude model from inception is non nude….which makes zero fucking sense…but dudes be PAYING though…

I don’t know if this is a sample of that confent, but she’s dancing, holding her tit, has a fit body so whatever it’s from, it’s worth looking at.

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2021

03

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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As a fat fuck, I can say that fitness is wonderful….at least to look at and probably to be…because fat is disgusting, OH NO FAT SHAMING DESPITE BEING FAT WHICH GIVES ME THE OK TO RECLAIM FAT JOKES AS MY OWN WAY OF EMPOWERING BEING FAT….

Fat whether you like it or not, is a sign of laziness, being some sloth glutton who eats way too much junk because it tastes so good, and drinks too much too, and the idea of fitness is boring to you because it requires effort, plut since everyone is fat, you can still get laid, probably with other fat people, at least until your dick gives out because fat doesn’t really equate to high sex drive and raging boners…

The reality of it is that you should want to be fit, more energy, longer and better life without all the meds they shove down everyone’s throats to keep them alive longer than they should, plus if this is really the dawn of the apocalypse you may want to learn how to run, climb, jump, hand to hand combat, all things done better when you’re not a fat fuck….

Yet, society is designed for you to be a fat lazy sick consumer…good job society…

Luckily, there are ladies out there who still think being fit is good, who know it helps their minds as much as their body, plus it makes them look better naked, and since they’re getting naked, they should invest in things that make getting naked better….

Not all these chicks are fit, some are too fit, but the key is that they think they are fit, are trying to be fit, or they are fit…and that makes them better than all us fat fucks…because in an era of fat fucks everywhere, normalizing and rewarding fat fucks, being a fat fuck is still fucking failure…

So here’s some fitness that’s really just a bunch of nudes that don’t showcase fitness at all..

WORKS FOR ME….

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