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2021

01

Mar

Win a Pin-Up Book of the Day

I have some great news for all you readers, who may or may not be Russian Spam Bots, but that I’ll assume are real people, and that great news is that we are GIFTING 5 amazing books to 5 people who subscribe to our newsletter over the next 5 days…because we do things in 5s.

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The story is that 100 nude photographs taken in 1950 were found over 7 decades after they were taken. They have never been seen publicly before and no one really knows anything about the images.

The negatives were found in a steamer truck at an Estate Sale on Long Island. The images had been untouched for 7 decades, the name of the photographer and the models are all unknown.

So you may be seeing someone’s granny’s leaked nudes, long after they were taken, because like I say about all nudes, they last forever.

This is obviously a really interesting look at smut, pornography, erotica, from a lifetime ago.

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2021

01

Mar

Ashley Tervort Does Yoga of the Day

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Ashley Tervort is some big titty model that you’ve probably never heard of, but should, because she’s got massive tits, and that’s all she really needs to be interesting and/or compelling in a society based on loving the big tits on the skinny bodies…

She does the whole IG, TikTok, Snapchat, Youtube, Twitter thing, but her primary focus is probably OnlyFans, because when you’re built like this, you best be getting fucking paid for your half naked content showcasing what everyone is interested in and willing to pay to see. It’s like genetics gave you the best birth defect ever and like a freak in the 1920s touring the Carnivals, she can charge an admittance fee to the drooling perverts to get a glimpse of what she’s working with…because monster tits are the best birth defect ever…even when they are done aftermarket by some plastic surgeon with a god complex…the freakier the more people want to see them…

I’ve always said if you’re a big titty bitch and not a millionaire, you’ve done yourself dirty, you’ve done wrong, you’ve been misguided…because big tits are a fucking currency, a lottery win at puberty….something that you can fall back on because men everywhere will be impressed by the tits, into the tits, hypnotized by the tits…and you don’t even need to be hot…so long as you got them tits…

That is why Breast Reduction surgery is so evil, it’s robbing women of the right to monetize….you know get that shit after you’re done MILKING those shits like they are big enough to be milked to feed an entire starving nation….send this bitch to famine ridden countries and let her SUPERPOWER save humanity…kind of thing….maybe I should write that graphic novel no one will read or publish….some “massive titty model from instagram saves the starving world and cures world hunger with her super power breast milk”….it is TITTY MILK mondays and I jsut came off that post…not an actually ‘CAME FROM THAT POST”…but I wrote it…with my VERY own fingers and the follow-up post is THESE TITS….they are massive…I am sucked in….because big titties WORK…

You can FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

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2021

01

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I saw that there was a breast feeding ad for some women’s health company on the network televised Golden Globes, because breast feeding is natural and not something sexual at all….it’s feeding baby shit…

TELL THAT TO ALL THE DUDES WHO JERKED OFF TO THE TITS ON TV….in the first nationally broadcast breast feeding commercial….

I guess any excuse is a good excuse to get titties on tv for the idiots watching the Golden Globes…you know to give them something worth looking at besides a bunch of loser celebrities who have gamed the system, are richer due to their investments due to COVID, while pretending to give a shit….about agendas they don’t give a shit about…but can’t say they don’t give a shit about them…because that will get them cancelled and they can’t have that…so they just go along with the nonsense…

Not that this is my hate the Golden Globes insanity, but there was a nationally televised breast feeding commercial, so this breast milk thing is clearly a bigger fetish than I thought….

So as I am grossed out by the natural function of tits, ejaculating human dairy, in this case not sexually, but because it is natural…and engorged breasts filled with Milk is really only something a monogamous husband should get excited for because of new tits…or someone lost in the woods conveniently with a breast feeding mom…so that you can survive off the tit….

I am being PROGRESSIVE…even though NO national media cover my support of MILKY tits like they covered the MILKY tit commercial that aired last night…

RACISTS…

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2021

01

Mar

Angry Hooker and Other Videos of the day

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Bed Ejection

Dude Falls Through Hole

Shrek VS Hole

Just a Smart Construction Worker

Boulders Take Out Houses in China

Near Death

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2021

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you spent the weekend not talking to anyone for fear of offending them or making them misconstrue what you said, by deciding what it is you meant when you said what you said, even though you didn’t mean what they interpreted…..

You can’t man-splain to a women, or know her “truth”, but she sure as fuck can tell the world you were a creep because you told her she had a nice dress on and that you felt it was obvious he was talking about your tits, and clearly wanted to breed…..or at least try to breed…through unprotected sex and such….

HIDE in your basement, it won’t all blow over, it will all get worse, but at least there are pics of the tits the government can watch you look at through your phone camera….ya idiots.

AND there are also morning steplinks!

Josie Canseco’s Hot in Maxim Mexico
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Colombian Model and Her Gun
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Shut the Fuck Up Madonna!
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TikTok Star Addison Rae is Single…
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Jesse James Decker is Hot in a Bikini Dominican Republic
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Nude Model Swimming in the Snow
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Truck Cut in Half by a Train
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Ronaldo Goes to Tea…..the Video
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Girl Records a Year of Skateboard Progression…
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Medieval Flash Mob…
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Matthew Stafford is Already Sporting Rams Gear with his Bikini Bottomed Chick…
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Get that Cam Pussy
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2021

27

Feb

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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As someone who has always loved seeing girls in swimsuits….I still love seeing girls in swimsuits…and the fact that every girl feels the need to wear a swimsuit in photos she is using to self market herself as the world has become a vapid pile of self promoters who have no real sense of community or social responsibility, besides doing “share for shares” to maximize their return on their shitty bikini selfie that I am glad to see because I have always loved seeing girls in swimsuits…..is amazing…

I’ve always society was missing the point, so now that girls realize being half naked is rewarding, we are all rewarded because there was a time when you didn’t see girls in swimsuits that often….you’d have to go a pool, or the lake, or the waterpark. It was a treat. People were too busy being decent forcing some of us to get off to old ladies in swimsuits at aquafitness class because it was the ONLY swimsuit we had access to when volunteering at the Y…..now we have options.

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2021

27

Feb

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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In a world that has normalized being fat….even fetishized being fat….all to make people more and more fat by consuming their shitty foods and living their shitty lazy lifestyles….only to get sick to use their shitty big pharma medicine…while spending on other shit you don’t need because you are too tired, figure you’ll die soon enough, so use that credit card, every last penny on it because you CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU….plus they make things in fat sizes….like they are actually members of society….

I am all about the skinny girls….

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2021

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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In case you were wondering…

I won’t be live blogging the Golden Globes, because Awards aren’t very inclusive, especially when it is awarding the leaders of the WOKE…to think they’d agree to this outdated concept of choosing a winner over “artistic” vision and performance is not just pretentious as fuck…it turns “artistry” into a reality show competition…kinda like how Hollywood takes “art” out of filmmaking and turns it into some bullshit money clickbait shit….so I would be watching them….not that art is real…but the Golden Globes are and they suck…I don’t know if live blogging is still a thing, I guess it’d be an IG Live, or a podcast or some shit…I don’t do entertainment reporting, I do celebrity tit reposting…big difference….entertainment reporting make money….celerbity tit reposting…not so much….

Instead of bullshit hollwyood shit, I’ll be revisiting the crotchless and assless women’s jeans I invented in high school….but no one would every try them on for me….because girls are slutty enough to be ready for them….that’ll be my win….

Never forget…lesbians aren’t real…

Here are some stepKINKS..

Miley Wants You to Charge your Sex Toys
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Floyd Mayweather is Celebrating His Birthday in Aruba With His Stripper Girlfriend
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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s in Lingerie!
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Monster Tit Girl Swells Her Tits Up
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This is HILARIOUS to me…fucking nerds..
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Brie Larson – Stretch Instructor
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Ashley Harkleroad Has That Topless “Friday Feelin”
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Alexis Ren has a Hot Shadow
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Nerdy Snowman1
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Amelia Gray Says She’s NOT Blackfishing!
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Kendall Jenner in Bed with Nothing but a Suns T-Shirt
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Hot Model Arianne is in Tulum
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Crazy Truck Crash
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Dove Cameron Protecting Her Thoughts!
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Evelyn Lozada is Applying Pressure in Lingerie!
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Peyton Roi List is Glammed Up!
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Kitty and her Straw
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Woman in Skimpy Top Imitates Dragon – Sets Face on Fire
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Kate Upton Nuzzling Her Doggy
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Tana Mongeau in a Bikini!
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Everything Coming to Streaming in March
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Detroit’s Massive RoboCop Statue
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Bikini Girls!
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Country Music Nominees are Out
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Molten Aluminum Spill!
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Footage of Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Getting Shot
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ROMEO!
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Yacht Crashes into Dock
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Tom Brady Wished Gisele a Happy Anniversary With a Picture of Them at the Super Bowl
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Girls Watching Horror VS True Crime
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Katherine McNamara in a Bikini Top
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When Britney Realized Ryan Seacrest is Not Gay
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Testing Out a Magnetic Face Masks
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Hot Freckled Model Posing in Lingerie
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Winning the Mechanical Bull
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A New Superman Movie is Coming
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HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH!
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Drag Car Catches Air
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Couple Distracted by Reporter – CRASH
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Agnes From Wandavision’s Nude Scene!
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Brad Pitt’s Ponytail
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The Original Cast of The Real World have a New Show…
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Biker Crashes and Stands on Car’s Roof
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Justin Bieber Sends Love to His Wife Hailey in her Tank Top!
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Romanian Tennis Player Susanna Giovanardi Takes a Dip in a Colorful Bikini
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TOp 5 Black Nudecomers
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K Michelle Loses her Butt Implant
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Top 10 Newley Released Basketball Shoes!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lucy Hale Booty in Bike Shorts
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Kylie Jenner Slutty at Dinner
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Lily Rose Depp in NYC
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Alessandra Ambrosio on a Hike Looking Hot…
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Gabriella Brooks is Liam Hemswqorth Hot Bikini Clad Girlfriend
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Celebs Nude in Movies
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Kate Moss Nipple!
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo Girl Keeps Her Socks On
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Dutch Model Robin Holzken in Lingerie
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Beatdown at the Beaver Bidet
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Amateur Couple Gets Caught…
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Some “Little Caprice”
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Creepiest FIlter on some Hot Tits
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NO FACE FREAK GIRL is HOT Amateur
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Flexible Fuck
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Girls Next Door
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Star Wars TItty Flash
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Naked Yoga Ball Fail
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Amateur Couple Fuck
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Tits
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Riding Dirty
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Slutty Selfies
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Slutty Video for her Boyfriend
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I Guy – 1 Cup
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Amateur Anal
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Gripping Pussy
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Fit Girls
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Dildo in Ass
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DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN
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Car Fuckers
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Naked and Naughty
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Dildo Assistant
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Dildo and a Wand
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Cheesy Blonde Nude Shoot
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Fresh Out of the Shower
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Pre Bath Ritual
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Lesbian Sex
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Big White Dildo
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Dildo in her Ass
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Skinny Panty Rubber….
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Girls Fisting her Ass
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2021

26

Feb

Dua Lipa in Fishnets of the Day

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Just when I thought I was totally irrelevant….Superstar from Youtube who was once too fat to be an ecommerce model, so she started to sing cover songs only to get a huge music contract and one of the HADID’s dick up in her….DUA LIPA….posts a fishnet pic on Friday….when EVERYONE knows I invented FISHNET FRIDAYS around these internet parts….at least I think I did….don’t worry, I know I am totally irrelevant…and here’s someone who couldn’t be more relevant….half naked.

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2021

26

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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If you’re going to post a nude, you sure as fuck better post a non nude, so that us perverts can cross reference things to get a more comprehensive look at your nude, otherwise, you’re just telling a half story and no ONE likes those, unless the half story is about the many things the girl can insert in her vagina….you know more of a picture book than one you read…in which case the half story is alright…but for a straight nude, let’s see how well you live up to your fashion sense…

Thanks.

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