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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is way too fucking serious and uptight…angry, depressed, etc.

I blame the internet, it gets in the way of being happy, finding passions, or things you like doing or working on, it distracts you from your dreams…while showing you shit you don’t need, or that other people have all day….

Today, I saw that there was outrage against The Simpson’s for the voice of the Black Doctor being played by a white guy, because that’s racism…even though it’s been on the air since what, 1989? I didn’t even know The Simpsons still existed by 50-100 people probably whined on twitter and now they are making the diversity call. I’m not mad about it, I don’t give a fuck about The Simpsons or their trying to be woke, I just think it’s funny people only got offended 30 years later…

I also heard that people are trying to cancel Louis Vuitton, because in the 1840s when Louis Vuitton became the luggage maker for Napoleon in France, he was involved in the racist shit they’d do in the 1840s….it was the 1840s you fucks….get the fuck over it…

All this to say, I used to be the downer, hater of all things pop culture, and I still am…but I don’t actually care or let it affect my life…

So find what you like, be happy, be positive, have fun, life is short, suck dick, eat cunt, take nudes, share nudes, sell nudes, jerk off to nudes.

We’re all going to die eventually so have a good time while here. Who cares about injustices or making the world a better place, make your life a better place and stop caring so much, always mad, offended, uptight fucks….life sucks, but it’s also hilarious…so cruise motherfuckers…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Olympic Fencer in her Bikini!
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Sophie Simmons and her TikTok Leggings!
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Pussy Cat Doll Ashley Roberts in Lingerie!
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Bikini FashioN Show
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Vanity Fair’s Holiday Issue is Ridicoulously Diverse – Intentionally
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Beyonce’s Fat Ass in a THong
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Topless Model Posing with Flowers
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Meek Mill Apologizes to Vanessa Bryant about Kobe Line
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The 1.6 Billion Dollar Scam by Hushpuppi
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Kid Makes Gun Sounds with his Mouth
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Shalene Woodley Confirms Aaron Rodgers Engagement!
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Celebs Who Have had Leaked Nudes in their Legit Nude Scenes!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you ever wonder what the next historical moment that the internet will get mad about and boycott… I think I saw some old movie or read some old story about something bad someone did 50 years ago….which makes it a perfect time to ATTACK….it’s all so stupid…just embrace how we got here and focus on being here….you dumb fucks.

Let’s focus on real problems like why people have such low standards giving confidence to the ugly chicks who put out…and now they are deemed hot or think they are hot cuz no one told them they were ugly……so we have to deal with troll bitches who photoshop themselves into caricatures of themselves..making thousands of dollars selling butthole pics….

I come from an era of we all fucked the uglies, but knew they were ugly, appreciated that they fucked us, but we’d prefer them to look like the girls in the movies, tv shows, magazines..but here we are…surrounded by average celebrating average saying include the average into what was meant to be ASPIRATIONAL….you know fantasy is ok, who needs real when we have to deal with real in real life…make models hot again..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sydney Sweeney is In The Garage!
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WWE’s Lana Works the Heavy Bag
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Bella Thorne’s New Look
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Rosamind Pike and Eiza Gonzalez Make Out in New Movie!
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Emily Mayfield Has Been Putting in the Work in the Gym
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Girl Uses Guy’s Mouth as Cereal Bowl
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Hailey Bieber is Hot in the Hot Tub
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Pregnant Christina Milian in Lingerie
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Hungarian Tennis Player Paloma Keresztes is Worth a Look
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Big Booty Celebrities Selling Products No One Needs with their Booties!
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Pregnant and Braless Emratat
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Addison Rae Got the Pokies
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Riley Reid Shows a Trick Using the Mic on Youtube
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Surfer Anastasia Ashley Gets Slammed By Another Surfer
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Tiger Woods Could Miss the Masters After Undergoing Back Surgery
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Car Fail….
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Olivia Culpo’s Sister in a Skimpy Bikini
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Mena Suvari is NUde for PETA
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FKA Twigs Explains Mind of an Abuse Victim – Fun!
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Just the Moon Va a Telescope
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Skier Falls off 150 Foot Cliff
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Russian Man Shooing Lions…Like a Nutter
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Hot Lingerie Model in a Hot Lingerie Shoot
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January Jones Shares a Poem
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Kevin Durant Has Been Keeping an Eye on Julius Peppers’ Wife
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Girl Does XBox Controller Cosplay…and it’s Good
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Gigi Haid in a Pregnant Bikini Pic!
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The Science of Terrible Sounds
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Woman De-Ice Driveway – Fails
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Topless Model Posing!
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Pregnant Elle Fanning Selfies!
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Raiders CB Kemah Siverand Arrested in Street Racing Incident
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Someone Got Fucked
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Truck Jackknives!
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Beyonce is Saving Texas
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Highway Patrolman Explains How to Drive on Highway
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Bella Hadid Doing X Games Action Sports Insanity
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The Sex Instructor…and the Sluts who Found Him
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Man Flies with Migrating Birds
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15 Billion Dollar Island in Sri Lanka!
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Jordyn Jones Being Silly!
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My Kind of Restaurant
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Bike with Circular Saw Wheels
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This May Have Been the Biggest City in the World
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Miley Cyrus Gets a New Dog! Cute!
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Johnny Depp’s 55 Million Dollar French Villa for Sale
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Icelandic Gameshow Contestant has Fit
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Just a Man Pushing a Croc in a River
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Dua Lipa’s Holding her Purse
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Dancing is So Dumb
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Firework Set under the Ice!
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Ice Forms on Ceiling Fan in Texas
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Friends Skinny Dipping
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Instagram Goalie has a CRAZY Body in her Bikini
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Rachel Bilson and her Puppy
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Kaia Gerber and Mom Cindy Crawford in Jeans
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Lila Grace Moss in Vogue Japan
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Malin Akerman in Leggings
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Florence Pugh on some Scooter
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Madison Beer Showing the Pap her Stomach
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Angela Bassett in a Photoshoot
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Lily Collins Lin a Magazine
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Georgina Rodriguez in a Magazine – whoever the fuck that is.
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Lais Ribeiro in her Catalog Lingerie Pics
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Miley on a Hot Date
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Iggy Azalea Grocery Shopping in Spandex…
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Lily Rose Depp Grocery Shopping
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Marcia Cross is a Ginger on a Walk Looking Spooky
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Denise Richads in a Tank Top
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Bella Hadid in a Magazine
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Beyonce’s Slutty Shoot!
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Priyanka Chopra is So Fucking Ugly
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Madonna Lives
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Kendall Jenner Skinny Legs in Leggigns
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Some Dancing with the Stars Bitch in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Spray
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Julia Rose – Nude Model
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Housewife Taking Care of Herself
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Scumbag of the Week
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Creaming her Titties
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Naked Chick Makes a Sundae Out of herself
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Super Soaker
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Getting BONED
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Naked Squats from the Right Angle
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Slow Motion Wetness
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Weirdest selfie
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Mental Fucking Mondays
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Some Random Model in her Lingerie By the Bath
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The Weirdest Way to Celebrate a Win!
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Lunch Date Going Well
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12 More People Having a Shitty Day
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This Woman is in Nothing by some Tape!
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Best Porn Ever
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Pussy with a Vibrator
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Broken Plumbing
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BIG BOOBED GIRLFRIEND
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Tattoos and the Dildo
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Amateurs Made a Sex Tape
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The Reason Chicks Love Shopping…
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Riding From the Right Angle
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Another Amateur Made a Sex Tape
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She’s a Squirter
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Dirty Socks and Panties Pulled to the Side
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More Amateurs in Sex Tapes
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This Girl Fists Herself
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Red Shhets and Big Dildos
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Damn, ya’ll are perverts with your Amateur Sex Tape!!!
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NUDISTS!
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Hot Naked Model Posing with a Football
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We Call this the Helping Hand
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Tanlines!
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Naked Vic has a Rocking Bush
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MILFS SHaring the Glory Hole
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Girl Sucks Boyfriend’s Dick at Work
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2021

Feb

Sophie Mudd in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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When they say that girls have it so hard in life, I like to think of moments like this, where all a girl needs to do is pose in a bikini, a very small bikini and let her tits do the talking for her…

I get that there is more to a woman than just her tits and to reduce them to just their tits is some sexist shit I would only do when the tits are this ridiculous and being used this ridiculously for the fans and followers, because some women are just host bodies to their tits…because their tits are the earners, the ones hard at work…and without the tits there is no marketable skill…but with the tits…it’s all fucking magical…like this kind of magic….skinny girl with monster titties like some kind of ailment or nuclear accident made tits….that could be seen as a deformity or handicap but in a tit loving society are sent from fucking heaven….

If you’re not into Sophie Mudd or her going back to her tits to cash in, because there was a minute she turned her back to her tits, you gotta get into it…it’s wild.

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2021

Feb

Miley Cyrus Sexts of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is out here promoting bullshit, you know putting herself back in the conversation after years of being boring…because if you pave the way for all these naked on the internet idiots by creating some TUMBLR Girl persona when TUMBLR was a thing…you should keep it fucking going, at least until you’re too old and fat to pull it off…

Clearly, Miley Cyrus realized how boring she was when she was married and no one gave a shit about her because she didn’t have her tongue out and she wasn’t flashing her vagina to the world like a retard at the swimming pool….

I didn’t think the more laidback married Miley was that bad, she was far less annoying, I figured she did her cash grab and moved on with her life….you know polarizing the Disney career, by being edgy as fuck, only to bow out of that with her pile of money to be more country and thoughtful….

Clearly, being half naked popstar is more interesting to look at…and better for business, so she’s back…only it’s the divorcee in quarantine version, where her sexts to her fans that she gives out for free, unlike the bitches trying to charge you for them, involve her doing self care shit….instead of masturbating…but we can assume the thrill she gets from showing her panties…led to her masturbating…she’s rich, in her mansion, where all her shit is handled by staff, what the fuck else is there for her to do but masturbate….

So the the twerking maniac with her tongue out, is the older more refined panty flasher you see here today….and I like it….

Divorcees at any age try harder to be hot to offset the whole having been married thing and at least she didn’t do something idiotic with her marriage like have a kid, because that pussy definition would be less exciting when the pussy tongue’s visible…knowing it was likely collateral damage from birthing, where now it’s just the way she’s build or been banged out, both more acceptable than making babies…

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2021

Feb

Lake Bell Tit of the Day

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Lake Bell is out here getting her face fucked by her dog…or maybe he’s just trying to pop what looks like an implant hanging off her like he’s holding on for his fucking life…yes her implant, assuming she has an implant is a dude…figure it out..

Either way it’s a some weirdo dog content, but since I love dogs, I don’t sexualize dogs and women because I know the dog doesn’t know what the fuck is going on….even if Lake Bell trained him do to this when masturabting so that she doesn’t feel alone…it’s better than the whole peanut butter gettting licked out of her cunt thing…

Lake is 41, she’s most recently been on some Harley Quinn show I’ve never heard of, I don’t know what she’s most famous for, she’s just been around for a while, but now that I’m looking at her tit, it’s probably got something to do with those bad boys, they’re big.

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2021

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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The older I get, the younger new moms get, so when I was first doing the site and was disgusted by 30 year old women because I thought they were expired because at the time, that was the general consensus…it was 2004….a different ERA…I am a dinosaur….so the idea of hot 50 year olds was not even on the fucking radar….

Now that I’m old as shit, I am not disgusted by the hot 50 year olds, even though I know they probably have rotten pussies, but since we just look at pics and videos of them, rotting pussy is OK….so I guess I’ve decided that anything under 50 is ok if it looks ok…

It’s a crazy concept I never thought I’d be victim to….I’d laugh at 40 year olds with 40 year old women…but then I realize…we all fall apart and there’s comfort in falling apart together….when it’s photoshopped and BOTOXed to make you think it’s not pushing 50….

These are some self proclaimed MILFS, who in another era would have grossed me out because a MOM means damaged goods…and over 30 means might as well be dead…but I guess we evolve, not in good ways, and figure any mom’s out there wanting to be naked on the internet should be seen naked by the internet even if they’d otherwise be too old….because as it turns out…naked girls of all ages are still naked…fascinating concept, I know…

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2021

Feb

Kate Hudson Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Kate Hudson is proof that anyone with any level of celebrity can create an instagram brand and become a billionaire, because her brand, Fabletics, is fucking huge and it’s probably got very little to do with her being a partner in it, but I am sure being a rich, spoiled, coddled, second generation hollywood trashcan, probably assumes it is all her…

The only thing I believe Kate Hudson has influence over is casting directors who decided she was the go-to replacement for any role that her mom would be suited for…the romantic comedy where she plays herself….and I guess the guys she fucked or that wanted to fuck her…but they aren’t buying shitty leggings…then there’s Owen Wilson who was rumored to have attempted suicide after he dated her, so she had influence on him too…but I doubt mom’s anywhere look to this drunk, rich before she started, LA rich kid and thought “I want to dress like Kate Hudson”…but I could be wrong, I’ve just always felt she was third tier on the celebrity list…present, in movies, but consistently WHATEVER….

The only time I thought she was hot was in Architectural Digest back in 1997 when they introduced her to the world, I remember thinking Goldie Hawn’s got a hot daughter, nice…but that was before she got knocked up by a bunch of dudes….with babies she brought to fruition and the ones that ended up floating in the toilet / dripping down her leg.

All this to say, the 40 something is 40 something and the legging thing is out of control…even yesterday I saw at least two fat chicks in leggings with asses far too sloppy for leggings, yet there I was staring at their anus ridges cuz the pants were so fucking tight…thinking “I blame Kate Hudson’s money grubbing for this”….

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2021

Feb

Julianne Hough Jumps Off a Cliff of the Day

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Julianne Hough is doing some cliff dive, pretty badly for a dancer if you ask me, which you didn’t, but that I’ll assume you did since you landed on this site and I’m the fucking narrator of this motherfucker…these Julianne Hough dives are about ME motherfucker…

The reason I’d expect better form is because she’s a fucking trained dancer who has worked as a professional dancer, skipping the whole stripping part of the the professional dancer right of passage, and in being a professional dancer, arguably the most famous professional dancer of recent time, because dancing, despite TikTok’s success is fucking silly….she should have the fitness and the connection with her body to fucking nail it….instead she looks like she took some Ryan Seacrest sedatives before anal…all fucking sloppy….

The Mormon Gone Wild is in a one piece, still has a hot dancer body and clearly can fuck better than she dives because dancers know how to move their hips rhythmically and that’s really what this dive should be about…you imagining the ways you’d eat that ass before the launch and as her care giver after her head injury makes her a gimp retard who needs a volunteer to change her diaper with your mouth….you know like you were her brother…who she’s a little too close to.

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2021

Feb

Chelsea Handler Butthole of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is one of those old stripper types that has no shame because she’s done far more disgusting shit in front of groups of people for as many years as she’s been working…so now that she’s 50, it’s just a put those fat tits and skeletor with skin hanging off her face out there, because nudity gets positive feedback even when you’re old, used up and nasty.

The funniest thing about Handler isn’t her jokes, which I remember being cunty and unwatchable, but maybe that’s me….they were clearly good enough to land a TV show for a while or have respect in the comedy scene…but I think her dick sucking had more to do with that…not that I know anything about the comedy scene, I find it lame, laughing is for losers….and a distraction from all that is wrong in the world…

Anyway, I don’t think Handler really gave a fuck about comedy either, she just did that because her acting wasn’t working for her and I guess she knew she could be funny and inappropriate while charming execs, so it’d be easy to apply to loser comedians…

The whole naked thing is fine, but the looking at that mom in her 50s looking back is the reason I don’t like the public pool.

Bodies expire….and it’s often too late when women throw in the towel and decide to be naked…because they’ve either given up or are using the last ditch effort to exist…because when half of hollywood has seen your asshole, what’s the problem with the instagram followers seeing it.

I guess the answer is that there is no problem with that…it’s just not very nice to look at….

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2021

Feb

Cayley King Exposing The Thong of the Day

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Cayley King is an Indiana born model, she’s 23 and a Virgo….she started her modeling at 16….and her claim to fame is that she dated Cindy Crawford’s son, Presley, to try to get herself famous…or working…you know all these clout chasers who move to LA need to figure out who to fuck to get some sort of security in this evil industry that makes stars…or bottom feeding hookers….the lines are pretty blurred and many of the stars you know today started as bottom feeding hookers and a lot of the hot models of instagram you assume are making money are just doing that to secure rich dudes to pay their rent…even when they are hot…because LA is where the hot people go to try to monetize and there’s just not enough room for every hot person to monetize outside of sex work…

That’s not to say that Cayley King is a hooker, but I guess we’re all hookers in our own right, taking it up the ass figuratively and sometimes literally to get by….

She’s posing in some underwear from the right angle for some instagram brand and I like it..

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